Michigan's Resident Rocker Rids His Life Of A 180+ Pound Cancer.......................

Is it once again that Magical Time once again? That's correct it's that time once again where Michigan's Resident Rocker takes  a seat in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of yous know is Canada!  Now I know there are some of yous who wonder what could Possibly be on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Ah! I'm glad yous asked because there's a Great Deal on the Mind of this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten we all know and Love as Michigan! And of course I shall not disappoint yous because this entry is about to heat up in a hurry! Now for those of yous who get Offended rather easily I shall Post this Disclaimer: because it seems as if some of yous are Purely fucking illiterate; which is and Read this Very fucking Carefully; if yous get Offended by My Liberal Use of the word "fuck," and or any forms of that word that I use; then STOP READING THIS FUCKING POSTING; RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! Now with that being said; Let's get down to Brass Tax. I can now honestly say I an extremely Proud to announce the Formation of My New Hockey Team the Globe Tech Cougars who Play Our first Game @ 7:00 PM This Sunday Evening @ Crystal Fieldhouse in Burton. I have to Give Credit where Credit is Due; if it weren't For My Team's Co-Captain, Ryan Bigelow; the Globe Tech Cougars would Never have become a Reality. Now for those of yous who want to See the Cougars in Action; simply Make your way to Crystal Fieldhouse, on Daly Farms Drive in Burton. For those who are Directionally Challenged; yous simply  Take Interstate 69 to Milepost 141; which is Belsay Road; If yous are headed Westbound towards Flint; yous Turn Right onto Belsay Road, Go  Past the First Traffic Signal (Court Street) Go Past a Strip Mall on your Left; Daly Farms Drive in on your Left Hand Side before the CN Railroad Crossing @ Belsay Road, the Arena is about a Quarter of a Mile down on your Right Hand Side. Now if yous are heading Eastbound, Towards Pork Huron; yous Simply Turn Left onto Belsay Road, Cross Over the Interstate and in essence yous can't Miss it! Once Inside the Building; Look onto a TV Monitor above the Office as to which Rink We will be scheduled to Play on; now there are only 2 Rinks in that Building the North Rink and the South Rink. The TV Monitor will Display the Schedule first for the South Rink and then for the North Rink. Now there will be a Meeting of Team Representatives; Tomorrow Night at the Arena; in where Our First Opponent will be Determined as well as the Release of the 2022 Spring Season Schedule. Now I got to tell yous I also have yet another  Announcement; that More than Likely this 2022 Winter/Spring Season will More than Likely be My Final Season in Fraser. The Reason is; Let's Face it with Gasoline Selling at right around $4.00 a fucking Gallon; and since Fraser which is Near Detroit; is about 70 fucking Miles 1 Way from My Home in Mount Morris. Now with Gas being $4.00 a Gallon + about 150 Miles Round Trip every Saturday Night; well, yous do the fucking Math!  I figure Come this Fall/Winter Season; it would Probably be Much More Cost Effective for Me to Play either Both Leagues @ Crystal Fieldhouse in Burton; or 1 League in Burton and Maybe 1 @ Iceland Arena in Flint or Possibly in Saginaw.  Now yous could say that at this Point in Both My Work and Hockey Careers; I couldn't be happier; it would make yous wonder where is the Point of where I am Quite Unhappy? Well as they say; here's where Business is about to Pick Up! Now some of yous wonder what the fuck I meant by getting rid of a 180+ Pound Cancer? Well; I'm glad yous asked; Crystal, My TOXIC fucking "Girlfriend" weighs a Little North of 180 Pounds, even though she doesn't appear that way. Now Crystal is a 46 Year Old "Woman" who Lives in Lansing, which is Michigan's Capital City. How many of yous have heard the Old Saying "The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same?" In Fact the band, Cinderella had a Track by that Title on their 1990 Album Long Cold Winter. Anyhow;  Crystal as it turned out is yet ANOTHER BRITTANY! And to a Lesser Degree another JESSICA (Remember those 2 CUNTS?) Now I know some of yous are going to ask me "How the fuck do you wind up attracting Toxic Women who ONLY Value you for your Money?" I wish I had an answer to that fucking Burning Question! Now don't get Me Wrong; I Love Crystal (Or at Least I Did!) Yet; that fucking CUNT, NEVER fucking "Loved" me in the first fucking Place! In fact where does this fucking shit sound ALL TOO FUCKING FAMILIAR? Every fucking Week, I would Drive to Capital City to see Crystal ONLY for her to Consistently fucking BUG ME for fucking MONEY! And whenever I COULD NOT Come Up with and COUGH UP Emerald Green Money; we would get into Several fucking Heated Arguments! Every 2 or 3 fucking Days that SKANK would BUG ME for Money! What a fucking Ungrateful Bitch, eh? Want to hear something even MORE fucked up? Her fucking Family would Consistently Vilify Me; even though those fucking LOSERS DID NOT EVEN BOTHER to get to KNOW Me at all! In fact they kept attempting to coerce her into going back to this fucking Piece of Shit, Named Anthony; who Knocked all of her fucking teeth out of her fucking Mouth; by bashing her fucking face in with a fucking Lamp! However because this fucking PUSSY has MONEY, and CONNECTIONS within Capital City; according to her Family ALL is "Forgiven!" Now is there something fucking WRONG with this fucking Picture? I mean here I am a REAL MAN who has NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman, whatsoever; yet her fucking family treats me as if I am fucking Evil Incarnate; yet this Anthony cocksucker; they Worship the very fucking Ground that Anthony slithers on! Now a Family of a woman I have dated Demonizing me is nothing fucking New! Take My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly, a DEVOUT , DIE HARD SUPPORTER of fucking FASCIST  DICTATOR, Donald Trump; is a Classic fucking Example of that! In fact Kelly is the ONLY Reason why I ended My Last Marriage; because My then "Loving" Wife REFUSED to STAND UP to Kelly after she Hopped on her fucking Broom down to Virginia Beach to STEAL My Now Late Father-In-Law's Vast Fortune! Now Riddle Me this: Now I KNOW for a FACT that if a Man held 6 Different Jobs in a fucking 8 Month Span; usually most anybody close to the Woman involved with a Man who fit the description of what I had mentioned ; would tell her to "Get Rid of that BUM! Well, Reverse the fucking Roles and you have My fucking Relationship with Crystal in a fucking Nutshell! I can't Make this shit up, even if I wanted to! Crystal has held 6 (at Least that's My Count) Different fucking Jobs! Yet by the same fucking token yous know how many Jobs I have held in that same fucking Span of time? 1! That's fucking Correct! In fact I have been at the SAME JOB for Damn Near the Last 4 fucking YEARS! That fucking CUNT OWES ME her very fucking Life! If not for me Coughing Up Damn Near $5000.00 over the fucking 8 Months I was Involved with her; she would be having to Literally sell her fucking ass on the fucking Streets of Capital City! If yous ask me Crystal should attempt to Run for fucking Office as a fucking Republican; because she Made me Hundreds of fucking Promises, yet How Many of those Promises did she actually fucking DELIVER ON? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You Guessed it; NONE WHATSOEVER! Now can I Prove that Crystal has been Spreading her Legs for this fucking DIRTBAG, Anthony? Probably Not; but what the fuck does that Matter? In fact the Last time I had sex (with an actual Woman) was Right Around the time I Met Crystal? It's rather funny; because the Last Woman I had Sex with was a friend of Mine; and with  as tight as her Pussy is yous would be very hard pressed to believe that this woman Pushed 4 Children through that Opening! Yet with Brittany, Jessica and Ultimately Crystal; how much Pussy did I get out of these 3 Money Hungry, High Maintenance SKANKS? Same amount of Pussy I got from Stormy Daniels; NONE WHATSOEVER! Now of course, Stormy Daniels is an Adult Film Actress. Now I Will Give Credit where Credit is due; Crystal is a Damn Good Cook, I WILL Give her that and May I add; she DOES have a nice fucking Rack on her! But Little did I Realize that her "Good Qualities" end! Now May I also say her Track Record not just as Far as Employment goes; but the way she Raised her fucking Punk Kids Left a Lot to be Desired! Please allow me to give yous a fucking Example: Her Now 27 Year Old Son ended up doing 5 fucking Years in a Michigan Prison; I don't exactly Remember what it was this fucking Degenerate did to Land his happy ass in the fucking Custody of the Michigan Department of Corrections , nor do I really Give a flying fuck! The FACT Remains he's a fucking Convicted FELON!  And her Daughter; who is 19, well both of them are an example of why Abortion should have been Made Mandatory around the times that Crystal got Knocked Up! Now her Daughter has been Pregnant twice before even Reaching the Age of 20! Great fucking Parenting, eh? Now of course her Daughter is a Case of "Like Mother, Like Daughter," what do I mean by this? Well Crystal's Daughter got her fucking eye socket busted by her Boyfriend's fist; yet she STAYS WITH this LOSER! Well, just Like Crystal LONGS to be with Anthony; apparently In her Family it's O.K. for a "Man" to Physically Strike a Woman! Now since I NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman; and I NEVER WILL; I Guess that's Unacceptable to Crystal and her fucking family! I really would Love to see the World from Crystal's Perspective; but I can't Jam my fucking head that far up my ass! Now Let's give this some fucking thought: I Work 1000% fucking HARD for what Little I get to take Home in My Bi-Weekly Paychecques; and for FAR TOO LONG I have been Putting Off Paying MY fucking Bills to make certain that this 46 Year Old version of Brittany and Jessica had Money! Well; that fucking ENDS! I am fucking DONE Allowing Women to walk all over me! I DESERVE to be "Loved" and VALUED for WHO I AM! Of course, Crystal Consistently "Plays the fucking 'Victim' Card," by saying "I Never brought up your exs." To that I respond "Because YOU REMIND Me of them!" I Guess I'm somewhat Lucky that My dick was never in that Open fucking Sewer under her fucking Nose; God Only Knows what's been in there, you know? I Guess, I have to admit Failure as far as another fucking Relationship Goes! I mean Let's forget about the fucking Money I coughed up to her Paying HER fucking Debts; I even stayed by her fucking side and didn't abandon her even when she told me that she has Cancer of the ass! She has a Cancerous Mass Growing in her Lower Abdominal Area; yet being the LOVING, CARING Boyfriend that I have been to her; this is how she Thanks Me? Wow! I fucking DO NOT DESERVE to be LIED TO, USED, FUCKED OVER; and of course ANY Normal Man would not take very Kindly to being treated this way and of course I am NO fucking Exception to this Rule! But I guess for Crystal; I Guess being TRUTHFUL, Being HONEST, being LOYAL was just simply asking for TOO MUCH from her, eh? But all is Not Lost; I have been in Communication with this beautiful 54 Year Old woman who Lives in Caro, the Hub of Neighboring Tuscola County. I have Only seen her in Person only Once; but fingers Crossed; I already KNOW this Woman doesn't USE Men for Money! Perhaps when My Friends at the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show advised Me to Cut My Losses and Get Rid of that Cancer (and I ain't Referring to the Crab-Like Symbol of the Zodiac) which Crystal is! I should have taken their advice a couple of fucking Months ago; maybe My Life would have a Lot Less Stress in it! Yet I subscribe to the theory that Karma is a Bitch and sure enough Crystal will get bitten in her ass by Karma. Thank God it wasn't too Late for me to Cut My Losses and Perhaps be with a woman who ACTUALLY DOES Value Me for who I am and Not for what's In my fucking Wallet! Well; Let's see whether I can find True Love! It's Unfortunate that Crystal was simply too good to be true! I Honestly had hoped that Crystal would have been the LAST Woman I would have been in ANY Kind of Romantical Relationship with! I even Intended to stay by her side if the Cancer she has Proved to be Fatal! Yet that Ungrateful Bitch couldn't appreciate ANY DAMN THING I DID FOR HER; ESPECIALLY when I DID NOT HAVE TO DO ANY of those fucking things! Well, stay tuned to see whether I will find that someone special that I can truly Count on! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Toxic Women Give Love a bad name avoid them if yous can!

Michigan's Resident Rocker Reflects On A Career, So Far...............

Here it is: Once again Michigan's Resident Rocker is Once again seated in the Cockpit Under the Prestigious Flag of God's Country; which as all of you Half Wits Know is Canada! People have asked me "What could Possibly be on Your Twisted, Tormented Mind?" Plenty, I have to say! Now as we all Know; I have been Divorced for almost the Last 3 Years; and for the Most Part it's been worthwhile. Now somebody Once asked Me How it was that My Marriage of 16 Years Came to a Conclusion; because My 1st Marriage was a Cruel fucking JOKE  without a funny Punchline! I figure Carrie (My 1st Wife) Really Doesn't Deserve the Sweat off of My fucking Balls; Let alone any Passage in ANY Manifesto; However; at a Later Time; I will Shoot on that FAT, LAZY SLUT! Now here is one fucking thing that I have Never for the fucking Life of me been able to Understand; Why is it that when a Woman is Labeled as a "SLUT" that she's stigmatized in a Negative Manner? I suppose this "Puritan Christian" Culture that a majority of the fucking Inbreds in the Southern Part of this God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country Known as Donald Trump's "America: that Women are Not supposed to be Promiscuous! Well; I have to be completely fucking Honest with yous; I happen to Like Promiscuous Women; almost as Much as I Like Bi-Sexual Women (Now what Man wouldn't Like having a Woman who is willing to eat Pussy as well as Suck dick?) I admit I am a fucking Promiscuous Man-Whore and I ain't the Least bit fucking ashamed of it! Since I was 16 Years Old I fucked 57 Different Women (Ironically enough; that happens to be the age of the Last Woman I had My dick inside of.) So what does that Tell yous? Funny thing is; When I Married My Now Ex Wife, I only fucked 28 Different Women; ain't it something that since then I more than Doubled the Number of Women I fucked? I guess I finally fucking Realized after My Then "Loving Wife" went for the fucking UPGRADE; that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous; are at Least not in the fucking Biological Sense! Now of course there are a Lot of "Churchie" fucks who seem to regurgitate the Same Tired bullshit of "Marriage is a 'Lifelong' Union between 1 Man & 1 Woman." Now ain't it fucking Interesting that a Lot of these Bible Thumping Pricks are usually the fucking Chief Offenders in the "Thou Shalt Not Adultery" category? I Guess the Reason these things Like the fucking PTL Club Scandal in where PTL Club Founder, Jim Bakker fucked his Secretary, Jessica Hahn; and of course Jessica Hahn was Labeled as a fucking Jezebel; even though that's what Ultimately brought Bakker's Criminal Enterprise to its fucking Knees! Personally; if I had the chance to fuck someone as hot as Jessica Hahn was; of course, I wouldn't waste any fucking Time with small talk; I would jackhammer that Pussy Like a Oil Rig in a Texas Oil field! Of course as it has been widely Known around Port Huron, where I Grew Up; that My Mother's Husband, Paul, and I had a fucking Falling Out; and what triggered it? Something that was and STILL IS NONE OF HIS FUCKING BUSINESS! At that Point in Time; I was with this fucking Drug Addict Named Brittany (and of course that fucking Mistake still Haunts My ass 5 Years after I got Rid of her) all the while that I was still Married! Well who fucking Cares?Now of course as Luck would have it; I didn't get to fuck Brittany (Thank God I didn't!) The ONLY Reason I didn't fuck that DRUG ADDICT; was because she Demanded that I PAY her to fuck her! Now I ain't above Paying a Hooker to fuck her; However here's the Main Caveat: if I am going to PAY somebody to have sex with; I would Rather she be somebody I either (A) Barely Know or (B) Don't know at all! It's almost the same fucking Principle as being a Pimp; don't date the Whores who Work for you! Anyway I owe yous an explanation as to why I am No Longer Married; and I shall not disappoint yous. Now I want to Make it Perfectly Clear; My Ex-Wife and I still Get Along Reasonably well; Yes, she even sucks My dick! How do yous Like that? And yes; I still fuck her (albeit whenever I am with her.) But the Biggest Issue in My Last Marriage was the FACT that My "Loving" Wife REFUSED to Stand Up to those who were Out to fucking Break Us Up! Especially her Uber Wealthy, SNOOTY, Trump SUPPORTING Sister, Kelly. I can't help but wonder why it was that Kelly didn't want her "Baby Sister" to be Married to a REAL MAN Like Me! Maybe Kelly was JEALOUS of the fact that I was Nailing her Sister, Rather than her! But of course My "Loving Wife" REFUSED to Make her Sister APOLOGIZE for holding ALL of My Past and Perceived Future Failures Over My Head! That was the very final fucking Straw! I simply Learned that My "Loving Wife" NEVER Had My back! And I KNEW I had to Make My Own Way; which I Ultimately did! Now Onto the Main Topic; because I have ranted on about Personal shit Long enough! As we all Know; I Drive a Delivery Truck for a Company Named Anchor Wiping Cloth In Michigan's Armpit (Detroit). Now I have to say I have been there for Damn Near the Last 4 Years and this is in essence the Happiest I have been in My Career. In fact Anchor is a Family Run Operation and they have been Like Family to Me! My Job has meant FAR MORE than Merely 3 (and in a Select Few Months) 4 Paychecques a Month. It's something That is Now Part of the very Fabric of who this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten is! The Customers I Deliver to are awesome; I very seldom had a Problem with anybody; In Fact it's through My Job that I Met My Girlfriend, Crystal. Now I'll talk more about her in a Future Entry. But back to the Subject at Hand. What I Love about My Job is Not Only the sense of Family I have with My Employer; I don't have to deal with any fucking Office Politics; I don't have to consistently Look Over My fucking Shoulder. I don't have to deal with fucking RUMORS (Which is why I Vowed I would NEVER AGAIN Work on a fucking Production Floor). I don't have to deal with Brown Nosers, ass Kissers, Gossips, Management "Pets," yous fucking Name it! Now don't get Me Wrong; there were Jobs I Worked at in where I wasn't fucking Happy at all! Take My Last Job, Weeks' Food Corp in Richmond, Michigan. I fucking Grew to HATE that Place! Why? Office Politics!  First of all I was ALWAYS Under Terrible Pressure to "Work Fast Or You're Fired!" Which that kind of bullshit is something I don't think ANYBODY Needs! Not to mention the fucking Customers I delivered to were Extremely fucking RUDE; Especially a Lot of the Grocery Stores I Delivered to (In Detroit) the Butchers in those Stores are Among the RUDEST fucking Pricks I have ever fucking Dealt with! And a Lot of these Motherfuckers spoke Very Little fucking English! I can't decide which One I Hated the Most; all I can say is Thank God I don't Live in Detroit! Now how fucked up is this? If something got Stolen off a Driver's Truck; the DRIVER Wound up having to Reimburse the fucking Company for the fucking Lost Product! Now even though I Made $15.00 an Hour at Weeks' and I averaged 52 Hours a Week; I STILL Felt Like I wasn't getting Paid Enough to Put Up with all of the fucking bullshit I had to deal with there; of course Having to SUPPORT a Heavily Tattooed Monster Named Jessica (A clone of Brittany) didn't help! When I finally was Let Go at Weeks' it was More of a fucking Relief; than it was a feeling of a sense of Loss! When I was at that fucking Shithole; it was 1 fucking Disaster after another that I had to deal with! 1 Year of that shithole Provided with more than enough bad Memories to Last a Lifetime! Prior to that I worked at MPP Corp. In Kimball Township; and I was there for 3 Years and this was where I Made the Most Money; from April of 2014 to May of 2017, I Made Around $190,000.00. But Unfortunately it didn't Work Out after that span of time; Yet I am Nothing But Grateful for the Experience I Gained when I was there! And May I also Mention I Drive for 3 Different Companies that had a Transportation Contract with the Canadian National Railroad, Top Hat Transportation (October, 2004 to June, 2005); Burt Transportation Services (July 2007 to December 2008) and Hallcon Crew Transport (February 2012 to March 2013). For the Most Part I enjoyed what I did for those Companies! Now also from January of 2009 Until August of 2011; I Hauled Expedited Freight. Now with those Jobs I was Required to be away from Home for Up to 2 Months at a Time; and I have to be honest with yous; those Jobs had their Ups and Downs! More Downs than Ups! Not to mention I Learned that there are a Lot of fucking Shady, Shifty Characters who Own Transportation Fleets; and Unfortunately I ended Up Working for 2 of them! I Decided that after 2 and a Half Years of that shit; Living In Truck Stops, and out of fucking Suitcases; I decided that Lifestyle simply wasn't for Me! Sure, I got to Travel to Places that had I Not Gotten into that Line of Work, I would have Never Visited! But as of Now; I am Happy to be a Driver for Anchor Wiping Cloth and I Intend to Work there until the very day I stop fucking breathing! I know I don't make as Much Money as I have in My Previous 2 Jobs; but I have something there that Money simply Can't buy; which is a sense of Belonging! I also have Stability there too! I don't think ANY Other Employer could Offer Me Enough Money for me to Jump Ship! Now I Know I ain't a Member of the Baskin Family who Runs Anchor; But I do have a sense of Family with the People I Work for and With! That to me is Priceless! That's something I Could NEVER Get Working on a Production Floor or in a Restaurant Kitchen! Do I Miss being at MPP Corp? Of course I do! In Fact if I was still There to this Day; Chances are I wouldn't be Living in Genesee County! But I am Happy with where My Life is! And I am especially Happy with where My Career is! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life's Too short to be Working s shitty Job!

Is Religion Destroying "America?"

What the hell is this? Or some of yous may ask; Does Michigan's Resident Rocker have something New on his Twisted,Tormented Mind? Oh Hell to the fuck Yeah, I do! and of course here I am in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which Need I have to fucking Remind yous all is Canada? I have been asked many times before "Weren't you Born in the United States? Therefore How can you Claim to be a Canadian?" Alright; how many fucking Times do I need to explain My fucking History to yous? Alright for those of yous who are New to Reading these Manifestos; I was Born on 30 November, 1969 @ 3:31 AM; which if yous Really MUST Know, is a Sunday. Now the ONLY Good thing to Occur on Sundays is NFL Football! The Rest of that fucking Day can suck my fucking dick! Now in Case yous are Curious as to whether I remember the Specific Days in which Both of My Now Grown Little Headbangers were Born; I can answer that specific Question. My 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie was Born on December 12, 1994 @ 8:35 PM; which was a Monday (which by the way I fucking HATE Mondays! Almost as Much as I HATE My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband!) The Reason I Remember that fucking Day is because I was There; witnessing the Birth of My Daughter. I even Remember she was Born on the 5th Floor of Pork Huron Hospital (Now McLaren Pork Huron) I even Remember what I was Wearing that Day; I was Wearing a Blue, University of Michigan Sweatshirt, along with Maize, Blue & White Zubaz Pants (for those of yous who want to know what those Look Like; simply do a Yahoo, Google or Most any other Search Engine Search and Type in Zubaz in the Box.) Which My then, Fiance (The Now Late Mother of My Kids) Melisa had gotten me for Christmas the Year before. I even Remember the Matchup on Monday Night Football for that Night it was the Kansas City Chiefs @ the Miami Dolphins. I don't exactly Remember the Outcome of that Game. Now as for My 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan; was Born at River District Hospital In East China Township, Michigan (which is Located between St. Clair and Marine City) @ 8:30 AM September 18, 1996; which happens to be a Wednesday; even though I didn't meet him for the first time Until he was a Week Old. Now as I have explained; the History between Melisa and I wasn't a very Pretty One! Ain't it Kind of an oddity that I ended Up Fathering 2 Children with the Same Woman? Well; yous could call that Relationship a Classic "Soap Opera" Story! Yes, Melisa and I got into some Nasty fights; that's for Certain; however she Really Was the First "True Love" of My Life! No matter how yous slice it! And Let's be honest; I always WILL have feelings for her; Good, Bad and or Indifferent! Even though Melisa is Now Deceased; I Know that she Lives on through My Daughter and My Son. Now how's this for an Irony? My Girlfriend, Crystal; has her Kids in the Same Combination; only in a Different Order of Birth and her Kids are about 9 Years apart (Her Son is her Oldest, and Her Daughter is her Youngest) while Mine are Less than 2 Years apart in Age. My Brother also had 2 Children, albeit with 2 Different Women My Nephew, Cody, was Born February 12, 1992, and he is the Oldest Child of the Kids between My Brother and I; while My Niece, Caylee was Born May 29, 2007. Which Leaves a 15 Year Age Gap, between My Nephew and His Half Sister. Of course he also has a Half Brother and another Half Sister. Of course there's another Child that is Out there that there is some Question as to whether she is My Niece or Not. The Backstory on this One is My Brother had Dated a Woman Named Michelle; she Ultimately Got Knocked Up and she had a Daughter on April 12, 1991, Named Erica. Now Erica will be Turning 31 in April and as far as I Know she has a Child of her Own. Now could this Child be My Now Late Brother's Granddaughter? Well; I wish I had an answer to that very Question. Michelle Named My Brother as the Father when it came to the Friend of the CUNT (as we all Know that Agency ain't NO "Friend" of Families!) Now Right around that time Michelle Got Pregnant with her Now 30 Year Old Daughter; she had sex with another Man Named "Mike." I have to be honest with yous; I would Very Much Like to acknowledge Erica as My Niece; I really would! Yet from what I Understand; Erica ain't very Receptive to Taking a DNA Test to establish  beyond the shadow of a fucking Doubt whether My Brother WAS Erica's father! Exactly How can a Paternity Test be Conducted when the Alleged Father is Now Deceased? As I said; I very Much hope that Erica IS My Niece; yet I can't definitively say that. Especially since she has at Least 1 Child of her Own that Child Probably doesn't even Realize she has another Family she ain't aware of (Just for the Record as far as I Know, Erica has a Daughter). Now onto the Main Event as would be said on any Professional Wrestling Card. I know I have shot on Organized Religion before; but this Bears Repeating. How so? Well; Allow me to explain the way I always do! and if yous don't Like My Liberal use of 4 Letter Words then stop reading this Manifesto right fucking Now! Where the fuck do I begin? There are so many fucking Religions and ain't NONE of them at all fucking "Innocent!" Now I Know I have Picked Apart Christianity; and Rightfully fucking so! I mean really fucking think about this; how in the fuck can Anybody Claim to Express "Good, Christian Values" when they use their fucking Religion to fucking Hurt People that are different from them? Allow me to give yous a fucking Example; of some fucking HYPOCRITES who claims to espouse "Good, Christian Values," Most ALL of these motherfuckers are fucking You Guessed it, fucking Republicans! Allow Me to give yous an example of what I call the Worst of the Worst; Republican Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun"Cruz. Now why am I mentioning this fucking Eddie Munster Look Alike? Well this cocksucker is the fucking Gift that keeps Giving! This Pile of shit claims that he's a "Good, Wholesome Christian," Yet Last fucking Winter; when Texas suffered through a Brutal Cold Snap (which is Rather Rare in Texas) which Caused the fucking Power Grid in that fucking State to Fail; thus Leaving Millions of Texican Inbreds without Electricity and Heat; what the fuck did "Cancun" Cruz do? That shitbag; fucking Jumped on a Plane and he Hightailed it to fucking Cancun in Southern Mexico; while his fucking Constituents Froze! Really "Good, Christian Values," eh? How this Trump BOOTLICKER even Walks Upright is a fucking Mystery to me! But consider the very fucking Part of the Country that he Claims to "Represent," Texas, is just as much of a bunch of fucking ILLITERATE fucking Inbreds Much Like that Swamp ass Peninsula, Known as Florida; Texicans are about as bright as a box of Burnt Out Light Bulbs! Cruz is such a fucking Brown Noser to AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump; he basically would Literally eat a Mile of Trump's shit to find where the fucking Corn is! Now where does this sound fucking Familiar? Ah! Of course another favorite Target of Mine, My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly! Now of course as we ALL fucking KNOW, Including My Ex Wife; that Kelly is a Female Version of Cancun Cruz! Kelly is so Desperate to have DICTATOR, Donald Trump Back ILLEGALLY in the fucking White House; because she gets Tax Breaks for STEALING My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth; so she can BUY her Own Congressman to do Trump's bidding! Now I don't know if Kelly has ANY Religious Affiliation (Highly Unlikely) because the ONLY "God" Kelly Bows Down to is the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! In fact; what's really Galling; is that Kelly and her Thousands of Attorneys; swooped in on Virginia Beach Just as My Father-In-Law was about to Kick the Bucket. Now Riddle me this: How the fuck could Kelly, who Basically Called My Now Late Father-In-Law everything BUT a fucking "White Man," all of a sudden do a "Presto-Change-O," and claim to be "Daddy Dearest's Favourite Daughter?" And of course Kelly and her Attorneys didn't even wait until the Poor Bastard's Carcass was Cold before they Picked his ass Clean of every fucking Last fucking Nickel he had! Now I know I got sidetracked; but of course Kelly is a Target for My Wrath, because she FAILS to do the RIGHT fucking THING and APOLOGIZE! Of course; I would be remiss if I didn't Point Out My Ex Wife's "Sudden Conversion" to "Christianity," Right around the fucking Time that she Filed for Divorce: Coincidence? I don't think so! She times this "Conversion" so she can Gain the fucking Court's Sympathy, and therefore Obtain a Large Judgment of fucking ALIMONY against Me! And of course, despite the fact that My Divorce has been Final for over 3 fucking Years; what's to say that My Ex Wife won't try again? Of course I can Rant on about My First Wife, Carrie, that FAT, LAZY SLUT! But I will wait for another time to Carve that fat bitch up! Now other Religions can't say that they don't have their share of fucking Scandals! I have been asked Many Times whether I believe in God or Not! Of course I do! Yet, even though I DO NOT Regularly Attend ANY Church; that doesn't Mean I don't believe in the Almighty, Himself. Now here's something I have Never been able to Understand; how the hell is it that God is Referred to as a Male Pronoun? Ain't there any Possibility that God is a Chick? Here's what I don't fucking Get: Why the fuck is it that Churches are fucking EXEMPT from Paying fucking Income Taxes? Despite the FACT that Churches Are Intertwined with National and State Politics? And almost ALWAYS in Lock Step with the fucking Republicans! Who are the Party of fucking FASCISM! Now here's another Religion I will be on the Offensive against; fucking Jehovah's Witnesses! Now what the fuck is the Premise of this CULT? Do these fucking Brainwashed Motherfuckers go around saying they saw a 9 Foot Motherfucker Named "Jehovah" and say they "Witnessed Him?" Yet there are Documentaries on How this CULT have not only Condoned, but often Would Cover Up for fucking Pedophiles! Now in order to find out what the fuck I am talking about; yous can easily Find Videos of these Documentaries on You Tube. Just go to www.youtube.com and Type Jehovah's Witness Child Sex Abuse in the Search Bar. Now this May be something that My Nephew's Mother May be able to Relate to; since her Mother was Once a Jehovah's Witness. Now what's all the more fucking Sickening; is that the fucking Pedophiles in these "Kingdom Halls" of this fucking CULT actually fucking SHIELD Pedophiles in their Ranks from being Prosecuted for Molesting Children by this "2 Witness Rule!" Now I don't know the Premise of this Rule; and I don't claim to be a Theological Scholar; yet by the same fucking Token I don't know of ANY Passage of Scripture; that says "It's O.K. to Sexually Assault Children!" yet by means of this "2 Witness Rule;" fucking Child Molesters (Especially a Number of Elders in this CULT) have been able to get away with Sexually Assaulting Children! How sick is this fucking shit? In fact; I have dug up an Article on Wikipedia about Jehovah's Witnesses shielding Pedophiles from Prosecution Based on this "2 Witness Rule; here it is: Jehovah's Witnesses' Congregational Judicial Policies require the testimony of 2 material witnesses to establish a perpetrator's serious sin in the absence of confession. The organization considers this policy to be a protection against malicious accusations of sexual assault. The Society maintains that this 2 witness policy is applied solely to congregational discipline and has no bearing on whether a crime is reported to the authorities in Countries where this is mandatory.
The Society states that it is not necessary for both witnesses to have observed the same instance of Child Molestation to establish guilt. Since 1991, statements by 2 victims of separate incidents by the same perpetrator may be deemed sufficient to take action and impose internal sanctions. However, critics argue that such an approach to determining guilt overlooks the seriousness of the initial abuse, and effectively allows a pedophile to go unpunished until he or she has been caught abusing 2 or more different victims. DNA evidence, medical reports, or information from forensic experts or police that proves sexual abuse may possibly be accepted as a valid "second witness", however critics argue that, without mandatory reporting for all accusations of abuse regardless of the local laws, such evidence could remain undetected.
In cases where there is only one eye-witness—the victim—to an allegation of child abuse, elders may monitor the accused individual closely, or even suspend any conspicuous congregation duties—but only if there is evidence based on the testimony of more than one witness to suggest that the alleged perpetrator has abused children. In some instances where there is only 1 witness to molestation, elders may discreetly inform parents in a congregation not to allow their children to spend time with someone accused of child abuse provided such a person has been deemed a "predator" by the local branch office based on the elders' observations. Now exactly How am I saying that Religion is "Destroying" "America?" Think about this: Racism and or White Supremacy is Rooted in Get Ready for a fucking Shock; "Christianity!" In fact the Motherfucking Ku Klux Klan (remember those motherfuckers?) Claim to be a fucking "Christian Organization?" How the fuck can anybody who Terrorizes People who ain't white claim to be a "Christian Organization?" Were the Motherfuckers who Lynched 14 Year Old Emmett Till back in 1955 in Neshoba County, Mississippi Claiming to be "Good, Wholesome Christians?" Was the Trump Acolyte who Murdered Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr in 1968 in Memphis, Tennessee Claiming to be Acting in Defense of Christianity? In fact History shows that the very fucking Foundation for Slavery; in where Africans were taken as Hostages and forced into Involuntary Servitude for at Least a Couple of Centuries (Up Until 1865) was Based on "Good Christian Values!" What Kind of a "God" would say he Condones Treating your Fellow Humans Being Like they are somehow Inferior, because they have a different skin Colour? Yet what's all the More scary is History Shows that Adolf Hitler used "Christianity" as a Means of Wiping Out Millions of Jewish Motherfuckers in what was Nazi Germany! Now Fast Forward damn near 90 fucking Years Later and the United States has it's Own Version of Hitler; Donald Trump! Yet; these Bible Thumping Motherfuckers who Claim that "America" is a "Christian Nation," consistently Vote AGAINST their Own Interests; by Voting FOR the Antichrist; Trump, Himself as well as His Minions! May I add; the way these Bible Thumpers Treat Gays, Lesbians and Bisexuals; which do I need to fucking Remind yous is a fucking CHOICE; Unlike Race; which is something someone is BORN INTO! Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE; I hereby Challenge ANY Gay Man to say to me "I was BORN TO suck dick!" I Challenge ANY Lesbian to say "I was BORN TO eat pussy!" O.K. Let's get off that shit! What the fuck do these "Warriors For Christ" do? Go to a Gay Bar; follow 2 Men to One of their Homes; peer into their fucking Bedroom Window to witness a Man buttslamming his buddy? I dare say these fuckers Probably Jack Off to Gay Porn behind Closed Doors! I mean what fucking Business is it of yours? I mean what the fuck Gives I'll use an example a Bakery Owned By a "Christian Nationalist" the Right to REFUSE to Bake a Cake for a Gay Couple or a Lesbian Couple? Based on his Narrow Minded View of Christianity? Yet by the same fucking Token; I always say don't do business with that Motherfucker; if he thinks he can FORCE yous to adopt his Bigoted Views! Need I remind yous this is 2022, NOT 1952! Who fucking Cares if 2 Men want to Jackhammer each other in the ass? Who cares if 2 women want to flood their bedroom after eating each other out to Induce a Pair of Orgasmic Waterfalls? Allow me to Place a bow on this Manifesto by saying Your "Religious Freedom" ENDS at My Desire Not to fucking Hear about it! Because I don't know what "God" yous Bow Down to; the One that I Know Of and Believe in doesn't Give a flying fuck whether you're Black, White, Latino, Asian, Native American, or Middle Eastern he Created People of ALL Races; in fact we ALL Belong to 1 Race; that is the HUMANS RACE! How the fuck do yous Like Me now? Now I happen to be a White Man who is saying this! So to all of you fucking Bible Thumpers who Compare Donald Trump being back ILLEGALLY In the White House as the "Second Coming of Christ;" take all of that fucking SEWAGE that spews out of the fucking SEWERS under your Noses; and shove it up your fucking collective asses! Because if the fucking Separation of Church and State ain't Reinstated; this Country is Purely and Unapologetically fucked! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying it's time to Exterminate White Supremacy!

What Has Michigan's Resident Rocker Learned From Past Mistakes?

Is it at all Humanly Possible That Michigan's Resident Rocker has yet even More on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Why Certainly! Which is exactly why I am once again in the Cockpit; under the Beautiful Flag of God's Country which as every one of yous Know is Canada! Now I have been asked how many times am I going to use the Word "fuck" in this entry? Well, in all total honesty, I really Can't Answer that fucking Question; but trust me; I ain't going to Leave any of yous fucking Disappointed! So are yous counting along the number of times I have typed in the word "fuck" and or any fucking Derivative of it? Alright; Today is a rather Sobering Anniversary of an event that Gave this fucking Oppressive CESSPOOL of a Country a fucking black eye! That's Right I am talking about the very fucking COWARDLY Attack on the fucking Capital Building in Washington! Had this happened in Ottawa; which is the Capital of God's Country (and do I Need to remind yous that God's Country is Canada?) those Cowardly Motherfuckers would have all been systematically fucking EXECUTED as fucking TRAITORS! Yet in this fucking Republican SHITHOLE known as Donald Trump's "America," That Pile of shit remains FREE at fucking Mar-A-Lago, which is in an Oppressive shithole of a State that being Florida! I guess it's a good fucking thing I ain't been in that fucking Swamp ass sewer of a State since I was a kid! Must be something in the fucking Water down there that Make People paranoid and fucking DELUSIONAL! I mean have these fucking Inbreds attempted to fuck one too many fucking alligators? I mean when it comes to fucking Stupid Criminal Stories, Florida takes the fucking Cake I must say! I mean even the Video for the Song "Lowlife" by Canadian Band Theory Of a Dead Man was shot in Florida! The White Trash Capital of the entire fucking World! Do yous know what really fucking Pisses me off? The Fact that Donald Trump the fucking FASCIST DICTATOR of this fucking God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country who Ordered his fucking Supporters to Attack the fucking Capital Building because he fucking LOST the fucking 2020 Election FAIR and fucking SQUARE; by over 7 Million fucking Votes (Mine being one of them)! Yet this fucking  COWARDLY DICTATOR STILL Parrots out the BIG FUCKING LIE! What Pisses Me off all the fucking More; is there are fucking TV Channels in My fucking Cable TV Package that I PAY at Least $200.00 a fucking Month for; that Doubles Down on Trump's fucking BIG LIE! Why? Jesus H. Christ! What the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Country? I know this Country has a fucking Ugly History of fucking Racism; Anti Semmitism, and just flat out HATE MONGERING! I mean NOBODY is BORN to be a fucking BIGOT; Like Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler! Now have I used Racial Slurs to describe Non White Minorities; as much as I hate to admit it; I have! Now I haven't done that in a Number of Years. As I get Older, I Learned the Value of Treating others the way I want to be treated in Return! I try to get along with Most anybody I Meet; because it's only Right! Now am I going to Please everybody I run across? No. Am I saying every Supporter of Trump is a fucking Racist? A fucking GUN TOTING COWARD? A BIGOT? A WHITE SUPREMACIST? Not by any stretch of the fucking Imagination! I was Royally Pissed Off when George Floyd, a Black Man was MURDERED by a Minneapolis, Minnesota Police Officer! Now is this Officer Racist? I don't know! By the same Token; I Know Police Officers have a very Thankless Job to do and I agree that a Majority of those who are on the other side of the "Thin Blue Line" are Only Out to do their Jobs and Go Home to their Families! However; I have seen all too many Reports of Rogue Police Officers who get away with Using Excessive Force; especially against Black Men, Latinos, Native Americans, Asians; yous fucking Name it! Now for those of yous who don't know who I am, I am a White Man; yet I am ashamed of Members of My Own fucking Race; who seem to think that they are simply "Better than Everybody Else," because of the Colour of their fucking skin! Now who does this remind me of? Why None other than My Trump SUPPORTING Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly! Now as we all know she DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS DICTATOR, Donald Trump; because she STOLE My Now Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth! Now am I saying she's a White Supremacist? No! Yet she became Wealthy without having to do ANY fucking Work, whatsoever! In fact at every Job she had, she Sucked and fucked her way to the Top! It's No Secret that Kelly didn't approve of her "Baby Sister" (who is Now 60 Years Old) being Married to somebody who came from a "Working Family!" And therefore after 21 Years of attempting to Break My Now Ex Wife and I up; she finally Succeeded! Well, that was a Good Thing while it Lasted! Now I can't help but wonder whether Kelly's Jealousy over the fact that I was fucking her Baby Sister, Rather than Kelly, herself, was the Catalyst of her desire to Break Us Up! Now don't get me wrong; if Kelly offered me a chance to fuck her, I would have drilled her ass Like a West Texas Oil Well! Alright that was My Political Rant; I hope yous found it to be worth Reading! Now Onto the Main Topic; I offered a brief Window into My Last Marriage; which Mind you was to a Woman who is a Little Over 8 Years Older than I am. One Lesson I Learned from the Last 2 Relationships that Lasted Over a Year apiece; is DO NOT Date ANYBODY Younger than 40 Years of age! Now of course Yous are going to think I am going to throw a Majority of the barbs at Brittany; a fucking DRUG ADDICT I ended up Dating from January of 2016 to April of 2017. Well; I think I have given her enough Press Coverage in Previous Manifestos to where I don't Need to Keep mentioning that fucking JUNKIE! Although trust Me; she Caused Me More Pain than getting kicked in the fucking balls 1000 Times! Now I don't think yous Need me to tell yous that Mental and Emotional Pain heals a Lot More Slowly than most any Physical Trauma! I am doing everything I can to not allow past Memories to Sabotage My Relationship with My Girlfriend, Crystal; although it hasn't been easy! Yet I will shoot On My first Wife, Carrie (who was a fucking DRUG ADDICT and an ALCOHOLIC, and Probably STILL IS!) Now she is almost 9 Years Younger than Me. Well, thank God; I didn't make the fucking Mistake of Knocking her fat ass up! Because if I did; chances are she would have driven me to Suicide! Exactly why I Married a SLUT that I was Never "In Love" with; well, Let's face it, back then I was 28 Years Old and I was still, as was described, "Young, Dumb and Full Of Cum!" I Guess that's an Appropriate way of describing My thought Process at that time! To add; I guess I was desperate to Prove to a Woman I DID want to Marry at that Time (Spoiler Alert, she was the Mother of My Kids) that I wasn't the fucking FAILURE that she thought I was! Yet I allowed My Pain to Cloud My Better Judgment; because she Ripped away the Family I had Created away from me! Fortunately; Once My Now 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie Graduated from Port Huron Northern High (25 Years almost to the Very Day after I did) I decided that fighting a War against My Kids' Mother wasn't worth it no more! Of course Marrying that fucking SLUT, Carrie, only Compounded My Problems, because at that time I was Living a Big Lie! Now Let's Fast Forward to June of 2017; 2 Months after I told Brittany to hit the fucking Bricks; Little did I Realize that I would wind up Meeting well, if Brittany had an Older Sister, Jessica would have been it! Now of course Brittany and Jessica as far as I know ain't Related to each other! Nonetheless; Jessica Grew Up in Genesee County; the Very Michigan County I Now Call "Home." Yet I thought "Alright, Brittany was an Unmitigated Disaster; what are the Chances History would Repeat Itself? Well a Year Later I would find out. Now the Interesting thing about Jessica is she Shares the Same Birthday as My Now 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan; now here's the Problem; she's Only 8 Years Older than My Son; who is My Youngest Child! She is Now 33 Years old. Now among the Differences I Noticed between Brittany and Jessica; was Jessica has a Son, who will be 12 in March. She doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; yet that's where the Differences between Brittany and Jessica end! Now when all was said and done; I ended Up Coughing Up Over $10,000.00 on that bitch! Now really think about this; can yous Imagine what I could have accomplished with that Money had I Not wasted it on Jessica? I could have Paid My Car Off ahead of Schedule; I could have held onto a Credit Card that at that time had a $1600.00 Credit Limit on it; now yous would think that after I coughed up that amount of Money on her that I would have been Given a Never Ending Pussy Buffet from her. Well; I guess I was dead wrong about that! In fact I never even got to see her tits; I never got My dick sucked by her; Wait, I take that back; I did get to see a Photo of her tits; after I paid a $125.00 Speeding Ticket, to keep her Parents from Learning of it because they held the Insurance Policy on her Vehicle! Now Let's Zoom a Little further forward; as I was about to Relocate to Genesee County; I Met with the Property Managers of 2 Different Apartment Complexes 1 in Burton, on Hemphill Road in essence on South End of Flint, the Hub of Genesee County. The Other one was in Mount Morris. Now I Met with the Property Manager of that Apartment Complex in Burton, where Little did I Realize that Jessica had once Lived there. Now I had heard Many Stories about that Place that it was a Dangerous Place to Live! Now since I don't do hardly a damn thing to Draw Attention to Myself; I figured I really didn't have a Great Deal to Worry about! Yet Jessica really showed her True Colours, when I told her that I Met with the Property Manager there; she Not only told me in a fucking Text "If you Move In there, not only will I Never Come to Visit you, but I Hope you Get Shot!" What the fuck? Somebody Please help me Make sense of this. What the fuck Kind of a "Loving Girlfriend" would hope the Man that she Professes to "Love" Gets Shot? Am I Missing something out of this? Oh wait; it gets even better! How so? Follow Along and I shall tell yous how it all Unfolded! I knew once I read that Message in where Jessica had Hoped I would have suffered a Potentially Fatal Injury had I Moved into that Apartment Complex; I Knew I had to Plan an Exit Strategy, yet the Problem was I was starting to Bond with her then 8 Year Old Son! But I Knew I couldn't stay with somebody Who Hoped I would end up getting Shot! Now I have had a Gun Pointed at Me and trust me; when yous stare down the Barrel of any kind of fucking Firearm; Your Life Flashes before your eyes! In essence as I started to distance Myself from Jessica; I began to suspect that she was seeing somebody behind my back! Well; it didn't take very Long for My Suspicions to be Confirmed; I didn't Pay her Phone Bill; which I NEVER EVEN Thought was "My Responsibility!" Now if she didn't want to be with me; all she had to do was say something to the effect of "I think we should see other People; this just ain't Working!" Now I would have Understood that! Yet; she ended up resorting the Old High School aged Tactic of attempting to antagonize me; by throwing her "New Boyfriend" into My Face! Of course this would have been Headline Material on the Jerry Springer Show! Even if I whooped her New Boyfriend's ass; would it have done me any Good? Probably Not! Yet here's where it gets even more Juicy; She then threatened to Slap a Personal Protection Order against Me for "Stalking!" Are yous for fucking REAL? Now I ain't No Lawyer, but, since fucking When does Cutting Off Financial Support to someone that I DO NOT HAVE a Financial Obligation to Constitute "Stalking?" Now yous want to know the fucking funny Part? That Heavily Inked (she has at Least 17 Tattoos) CUNT; REFUSES to Pursue Child "Support" from her Baby Daddy! Yet; she has the fucking GALL to Accuse Me of "Stalking?" Now of course if this sounds familiar; Remember that fucking DRUG ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, PROMISCUOUS SLUT, Carrie? She successfully LIED (I assume she sucked the Judge's dick) to get a Personal Protection Order slapped against Me! Now at that Point in time; I KNEW there was NO Chance of Reconciliation between Me and that SLUT! What Really Pissed Me Off was the FACT that I wasn't even allowed to Present My Side of the Story or should I say the TRUTH, Until That Order had been slapped against Me! Now all I was after was to Inform Carrie that all she had to do was File the fucking Paperwork; and I wouldn't be able to Stop it, even if I wanted to; which at that Point I felt it wasn't Worth trying to save My Joke of a Marriage! Now if the Courts here in Genesee County have ANY Sense of JUSTICE, they would have Laughed Jessica out of Court! Not to Mention I would have had a Massive Lawsuit against that bitch had she succeeded! Because as I said, I ain't No Lawyer, but if you're going to accuse somebody of Committing a fucking Crime; and Stalking is a Criminal Offence, here in Michigan; shouldn't the State and the Alleged "Victim" HAVE TO PROVE BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that the Person being Accused is Guilty? Well; it's been 4 Years Gone by since I Last Saw and or Heard from Jessica; and Quite Frankly; I don't Miss her at all! Just as Much as I don't Miss Brittany; no I take that back; as Al Bundy had said if I was asked if I "Missed" either one of these fucking SKANKS, I would have said "With every Bullet So Far!" Well; Now that I have aired the Dirty Laundry of 2 of My Previous Relationships; I would Like to say I Learned a Lot! And Hopefully Crystal will give me a chance to explain why the Pain from being with Brittany still haunts me! Because I did fall In Love with her; against My Own Instincts! And she hurt me in ways that One Humans Being could hurt another! Now Jessica could NEVER have Hurt Me Like Brittany did! Yet Jessica did Pretty Much NOTHING help those Wounds to Heal! Believe Me; Crystal is a Very Special Woman to Me; and I Hope that Perhaps I can share what May be the Rest of My Life with her; now will it happen; well, that Remains to be seen! Yes, I admit Crystal and I have had Our Arguments; Yet I Know that a Lot of these Arguments are Relatively Minor; and are Probably Like Arguments that Most every other Couple has! I Know this much; I Know how I feel about her. Where will this Lead? Only God Knows where! Yet I Often say that Crystal is a "Female Version of Myself!" So could this be My Last Chance at Finding "True Love?" Well, I suppose that argument could be made as such! Because; she could convince me to Tamp Down My Promiscuous ways! I Honestly thought that My Now Ex Wife could have Made that Happen; but My Male Instincts were too Strong! Now Let me be Clear about something; Women don't exactly throw themselves at me! Of course I don't Really go to Bars anymore! Not since I Moved to Mount Morris! I Mean who the fuck can I go to a Bar with? I still don't hardly Know anybody here in Genesee County! I don't even know if Crystal does or doesn't Drink! Funny thing is; the Last Person I went to a Bar with is a Friend of Mine in Bay City (and Yes, I fucked her!) Did yous think I was going to leave that Detail out? And what's Remarkable about her is her Pussy is Remarkably Tight for a Woman who Pushed 4 Children out of it! I digress; Maybe No Woman can completely Tame My Promiscuous Instincts! But I really don't think Crystal has a Lot to Worry about; considering between My Job and Hockey; I don't have a Lot of Spare Time to be the Man Whore I once was! And as I said; I don't go chasing after Pussy Like I used to! So; now we shall see what will Unfold in what will be the Remainder of My Days on this Satellite we all know as Earth! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying; the ONLY Time you're "Too Old" to Learn Something New is when you're 6 Feet In the Ground!

Could Michigan's Resident Rocker Have Finally Found "The Right Woman?"

Here it is, a Whole New Year; and of course Michigan's Resident Rocker has yet even more on My Twisted, Tormented Mind. Naturally, this should come as no fucking Surprise to any of yous at all! As we all Know at the end of November I turned 52 Years old and of course this more than Likely will Mark the Downhill slide of My Life; because it is said that when a Man turns 25 the Downhill spiral towards the Afterlife speeds way the fuck up! I guess I am somewhat Lucky to have made it this far with all that has come and gone In My 52 Years. Especially in My Personal Life. As I have alluded to in Many of My Past Posts what a fucking Train Wreck My family Life has been (In Fact, aside from My Kids, My Now Late Brother, as well as My Cousins in God's Country, which as all of yous Know is Canada) I really don't have a damn thing to do with My Family; Tragic, but true! Is this something I welcome? Not Necessarily; however as My beautiful Girlfriend, Crystal often says "It is what it is."Makes sense, eh? As yous can tell, I have had to make everything I have accomplished on my Own. Without any fucking Support from My Family! Especially My Parents; now as I have mentioned in My Last Entry; yous can see I still haven't spoken to either one of My Parents it's now been 6 Years since I Last spoke to My Mother. Now is this something I want? Of course I don't however; I ain't about to bow down and kiss someone's ass! Especially not the fucking ALCOHOLIC My Mother has been Married to for the Last 34 fucking Years! It's s shame that it's been this way especially since My Brother Passed Away almost a Month ago! I Guess yous could also say I haven't forgiven My Father, whom I haven't spoken to in about 34 Years as well. Now I know I have Railed on about what has gone on in the Last 6 fucking Years about what has gone down with My Mother and the fucking DRUNK she has been Married to; yet I haven't explained a Lot about the other side of that equation, My Father; now what was his Major Transgression? Well; that Involved My Now Late Brother, Mike. Now Let's backtrack to the Year of 1989; back then Mike ended up stealing a Car and Driving it all the way to Florida. I ain't exactly certain as to what his Motive for doing that was; yet I am certain he was trying to get My Father's attention. Now that Mike is No Longer around; I guess I will Never truly know; on account of that was something I Never got to ask him. Now Mike was Placed on Probation for that Offence; and of course being a Teenager, back then, Much Like Myself; nobody was going to tell him what to do. Well; apparently Mike's Probation Officer apparently felt that Perhaps My Father should take Custody of Mike that that Point in Time; now at that Point in Time, I was 19, and therefore was No Longer My Parents' Responsibility; anyway of course in Court My Father put on a big show; accusing My Mother of "Not allowing him to be a Parent;" now ain't that fucking Interesting? Now as we all are aware of My Father Married his Now Late Wife, Pam, back in August of 1988, and it was No Secret that Mike didn't care very much for Pam (now what the fuck do yous expect, My Brother, Like Myself was a Rebellious Teenager) well Push Came to Shove and of Course, My Father balked at the Opportunity he was given; and therefore Mike was Relegated to the Custody of the Juvenile Detention Facility for about I Dare say about 4 months or so. When I asked My Father why he turned his back on My Brother; well his Response was rather fucking shocking and Oddly enough I would hear this 9 Years Later when I Married My 1st Wife, Carrie. His Response was "Well the Bible says that a Man MUST Obey his Wife." Now I don't give a flying fuck what the Bible says; because I ain't a Religious Man at all! I Respect a Person's beliefs for what the are; even if it's something I don't necessarily agree with; well I guess as I have mentioned I haven't spoken to My Father in Damn Near 34 Years, and I haven't forgiven him for that in that same span of time; and I don't know it it's too Late to do so or not; I Guess it ain't but as of this stage of the Game; nobody has shown up at My Door and I really ain't counting on it! Alright, turning the fucking Corner; it's time for me to stop Rambling On about my dysfunctional Family; as I have Made Clear; I don't follow any fucking Soap Operas; nor do I Intend to star in one! Nonetheless; I haven't been in a Romantic Relationship with very Many Women in My Life; even though I have been Married Twice and of course the first Woman I really had a Serious Relationship with ended up bearing My 2 Kids, My 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie and My 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan. Yet as fate would have it that Relationship ended on Rather not so Friendly Terms; and it stayed that way until well, in essence before she Passed Away in December of 2017. Now don't get me wrong; Melisa (My Kids' Mother) was the First True Love of My Life; NOTHING Will ever change that. Even though there was bad blood between us from the Time she broke the Relationship off for Good, when Jonathan was only 2 Months Old. Which Led to one of the biggest Mistakes I ever made which as it stands turned out to be My 1st Wife, Carrie, a Drug Addict, Alcoholic and a Promiscuous Whore. Well as was Predicted that Turned out to be a fucking Flaming Dumpster Fire! Good thing I Never had kids with her, eh? Then came Tracey, My 2nd Wife, now she couldn't have Children; which I have to be honest with yous; 2 Kids was all I could handle. I ended up starting to see her after Carrie had ran out on Me; but Let's be honest; do yous think I would have made it Work with somebody who is almost 10 Years Younger than Me? Who had 2 addictions? Good thing I Cut My Losses when I did! Now Tracey is the Longest Relationship I have ever had; I was with her for 21 Years when we Divorced in 2018; now that's shortly after I Relocated to Mount Morris; where I have Called "Home" since July of 2018. Now for what turned out to be the Last 3 Years of My Last Marriage; I ended up having 2 "Girlfriends" and of course I put that term in "Quotes" because I don't know if I could say they ever were Worthy of being referred to as My "Girlfriends." Now as I have mentioned before, Brittany, who is Now 32 Years old is a Drug Addict; and of course she Caused me no Shortage of stress and anxiety. After a Year of trying to save her from herself; I decided that she was growing too Toxic for Me! I mean did I really have a shot at something Long Term with someone who is 20 Years Younger than me with a Self Destructive Streak that I couldn't have gotten her off of? In Guess in all honesty; she NEVER REALLY WAS "Mine" at all! Because as I discovered; after her Arrest on Drug Possession Charges which got my Car Impounded over the First Weekend of June in 2016; she was seeing some Fellow Felon, Scumbag Drug Addict; whom I ended up getting into  fight with and could have been seriously Injured in! When all was said and Done I Realized that I had to be done with her. A couple Months Later I meet a Young Woman Named Jessica, who is Now 33; who Grew Up in Genesee County where I Now Live. Unlike Brittany; she doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; yet the age Gap was still a Major Concern since she is Only 8 Years Older than My Son (they share the Same Birthday) she has a Son who turns 12 in March. Yet as I seemed to have Predicted; that Relationship didn't turn out to be any better! Although Jessica didn't cause me as much stress as Brittany did; My Relationships with both women seemed to follow the same Parallels. This is shit yous simply can't make it up, even if yous wanted to! I guess that's why I won't date anybody Younger than 40 Years old anymore! Now check this shit out; When I was about to Move to Genesee County, I Looked at Only 2 Apartment Complexes, 1 in Burton, Near Flint, Genesee County's Hub City, and the One in Mount Morris, where I Now Call "Home." Now Jessica Lived in the Complex in Burton; and she had the fucking GALL to tell me "If you move into that Apartment Complex, not Only will I Not Visit you, but I hope you get shot!" What the fuck kind of "Loving Girlfriend" would hope the Man she Professes to "Love"gets shot? Hearing that; I figured I had to think of a fucking Exit Strategy! After all I Learned a Painful Lesson especially from being with Brittany; now I fell hard for her! And did I ever end up getting burned by that! Now Of course; had My So-Called "Loving Wife" STOOD UP to her Devout TRUMP SUPPORTING Sister, Kelly; chances are I would still be Married and Living in the fucking Shithole known as Pork Huron! Yet, because Kelly Made her CHOOSE between her Husband and her Now Late Father's FABULOUS WEALTH; well I Guess she couldn't get Past the thought of being CUT OFF of her Father's Fabulous Wealth. Even though at that Time I had a Job that I was Making on an Average of $60,000.00 a Year. Well; that was ALWAYS a Problem for My Now Ex Wife; she NEVER ONCE Stood Up to ANYBODY who was Out to Break Us Up! Even though I was the BEST THING to ever happen to her! She NEVER DID seem to appreciate the Fact that I was the Best thing to ever happen to her! Now I have Dated a few Women since I Moved to Mount Morris; but None of them really seemed to Pan Out as in a Serious Relationship Never seemed to Develop. Sure; I fucked these Women; but a Serious Relationship just didn't seem to be in the Cards. Now we shall Fast Forward to August of 2021; when Fate would seem to Intervene again. I was coming Home from My Grand Rapids Route when I was in Lansing (Michigan's Capital City) when I spotted 2 Stacks of Pallets Outside of this Strip Mall Located at the Corner of St. Joe Highway and Waverly Road in Lansing; so since I figured Pallets are a Major Part of How I earn My Living, I decided to Roll the Dice and Venture into this Discount Store; and when I walked in, the first Employee I saw was this beautiful I assume Brunette Woman Named Crystal; I asked her if she's the One in Charge; I knew when I first saw her; I KNEW I Liked what I saw in her! So after she got her Supervisor, and Ultimately I got to Throw the Pallets onto My Truck; but In the Meantime; I had to Take a Gamble on getting to Know Crystal better; so being awkward as far as trying to Let any Woman know that I would Like to get to know her better; I Guessed that Crystal was right around My Daughter's age; but Crystal was a Good Sport about it and she told me that she's 46 Years Old, she has a 28 Year Old Son, a 19 Years Old Daughter and a Granddaughter; which I would have Never Guessed that at all! So I took another Gamble and Gave her My Phone Number. When she went on Break we sat out in front of the Store and I Let it be known that I find her to be very attractive; which she is. As I have gotten to know her; I discovered that her and Me are a Great Deal alike; In Fact I often Refer to her as a "Female Version of Myself," Now ain't that a Rather frightening Visual? But I have Grown to Love her; sure we have had our share of Arguments; which I have to be honest with yous I really don't Like! Not to mention we haven't really gotten to spend any Real Quality Time together; yet it seems as if there's something that Really Makes us Look as if we are a Good Couple; now whether this will be the Case; well I Guess that Remains to be seen! Yet I will say this Much; she's the ONLY Woman who has Changed My Mind about My Decision to Never Again get Married; now will this happen? Again that Remains to be seen! I admit there are some things about me that she doesn't Like; same thing applies here. But as I have said; there seems to be something that seems to draw us together. The Main thing I can say is I Know how I feel about her. One thing she has gotten to notice about me is that I go to Extraordinary Lengths to Please her! I just hope she notices these things; I make no Bones about it that I really do Care about her; and Let's be Honest, Since I ain't getting any Younger; I figure this is My Last Chance at Finding "True Love," so I don't want to waste it on Women who seem to just Can't Value Me for who I am. I especially don't want to waste My Time with Women who are Younger than 40; these are the kinds who say "Age is 'Just a Number!'" Now of course I don't buy that shit for 1 fucking Second! To Me; there's a Certain "Maturity" Factor (Or Lack thereof) in Women who are Younger than 40 Years of Age that Makes me Steer Clear of them! Not to mention Experience is a Valuable Teacher as well! So with that being said could Crystal finally be "the One?" The "Right Woman?" Well, I Guess as the 1984 Hit from the Band, Asia Goes, Only Time Will Tell! Until Next Time; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying That Only Death and Taxes are Guaranteed; because True Love ain't Guaranteed!

The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same You Know...............

Here it is: Chances are yous were curious as to when Michigan's Resident Rocker was going to sit down in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of you fucking Half Wits know is CANADA; and write out a Manifesto as to whatever the fuck is on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; well; ask and yous shall Receive, I always say! So here we are about to Wrap Up 2021; and yous would think that Now that I have turned 52 that perhaps I ain't as Pissed Off as I once was; well depending on your Perspective, I hate to fucking disappoint some of yous, Like I Give a fuck! Especially the fucking Target of this Manifesto; now as we all know for damn near the Past 6 fucking Years; I have been at War with a Certain Member of my fucking Family. Now Trust Me; This fucking DRUNK is a Member of My Family in NAME ONLY; I have fucking DISOWNED this fucking Pile of shit in that fucking Span of time, now some of yous will ask me why; O.K. I'll be happy to fucking Explain why! Let's take a Little Trip down Memory Lane; Now I shall Post a Disclaimer; as yous can tell; I do Liberally Use the word "fuck," and yous don't Like it, then STOP Reading this fucking Post! Now of course there ain't Just 1 Single Target I am aiming this Post at; the other Target I am aiming this Post at I have tried to keep out of this War; however; Due to the Tragic Event that had unfolded 3 Weeks ago; I can no Longer exempt My Own Mother from this because she Shares EQUALLY as much fucking Blame as her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband does! Now that yous have figured out who this is Directed at, get your Popcorn and or whatever snack yous choose, and strap yourselves in because this Promises to be some fun shit! O.K. I know I haven't mentioned a Great Deal about this in the Past 3 Weeks because I am still in the Grieving Process; what the fuck am I talking about? Well at 2:30 PM on December 3, 2021, My Brother, Mike Passed Away from a Cardiac Arrest at the Age of 49. Now yous talk about a very UNFAIR Turn of Events. It's been No Secret that My Brother had been battling Kidney Problems that Required Dialysis for what Turned out to be the Last 11 fucking Years of His Life; yet I Learned 2 Nights Later from My Now 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie of the Tragic Occurrence. Now the Last Time I saw My Brother alive I Visited him at the Apartment he shared with My Daughter on American Thanksgiving (Keep In Mind I am a Canadian; therefore I acknowledge both Countries' Thanksgiving Holidays). Now I Knew that years of Dialysis had been taking its toll on his body; I Noticed that he was Physically Weaker than he had been; yet his Mind was still as sharp as ever! I honestly thought I would be spending Christmas with him, Watching Football; yet Little did I Realize that On American Thanksgiving; that on that day I would see him for the very Last Time. Now Let's be Honest here, because Honesty is ALWAYS the best fucking Policy. My Brother and I weren't exactly the Best of Friends as we were Growing Up; in fact My Brother and I had a rather Well Noticed Sibling Rivalry. But as we got Older; I began to Realize that even though My Brother and I were 2 entirely Different Men from the Same Family; we were FAMILY! Little did I Realize that we BOTH would have the Same Enemy in Common! Now I NEVER In My Wildest fucking Imagination would think that an Enemy would be a Member of My Own Family; and Oddly enough that Enemy was Not Our Father; even though I can only speak for Myself; I haven't spoken to My Father in Over 33 fucking Years; as I said I am now 52; so yous do the fucking Math to figure out the Last Time I had spoken to My Father! I don't even know how to get a hold of My Father, even if I WANTED TO! Now I haven't Ruled that Out! Now whether My Brother has ever Spoken to My Father before he Passed Away; I Guess I will Never Know! Want to hear a funny fucking story? Let's backtrack further down Memory Lane to the Magical Year of 1987; which was the Beginning of My Senior Year in High School. As a Joke, My Brother Referred to My Mother's Now Husband, Paul as "Dad." Little did I ever fucking Realize that even being Referred to as that Term as a fucking JOKE; that it would go to his fucking head! Ultimately My Mother did Marry My Father's fucking Nephew! Now allow me to ask yous something; what the fuck kind of a "Man" Goes after his Uncle's Former Wife for a Piece of Pussy? Are yous for fucking REAL? How fucked up is that? Are yous Meaning to tell me that yous couldn't find a suitable Piece of Pussy OUTSIDE of our fucking Family? Now don't get me wrong, I have a Cousin who bears a Striking Resemblance to My Mother, but that doesn't Mean I want to put My dick inside of her! Of course I am referring to a Blood Relative; yet My Mother was Related to this fucking DRUNK, albeit via being Married to My Father; once My Parents' Divorce became Final; I guess that Terminated any Familial Connection between My Mother and her Now Husband. Yet I can ONLY assume that My Mother Married this fucking DRUNK; solely to make My Father Jealous; even though My Father would end up Marrying his Now Late Wife of 32 Years almost a Year Later! I guess 34 fucking Years Later and what has fucking Changed? Not a Great fucking Deal! No, I Take that back; My Father's Wife of 32 Years Passed away in Late January. And of course My Relationship with My Mother is in essence Non Existent! Now most of yous would think that a Tragedy of My Brother's Passing would Possibly Result in a fucking Reunion of My Family! Are yous fucking shitting me? Aside from My Cousins in God's Country; My Brother, My Kids, My Nephew and My Niece are the ONLY fucking Family I have! Now in essence the People I Work for could be considered as "Family" as well. Even though I am not Related to anybody I Work for! When I Lost My Brother; it was Like a Part of me had died! I Grew up with My Brother. Now what's really fucking GALLING; is now My Mother and the fucking DRUNK; Pretty Well SHUNNED My Brother and I for what turned out to be the Last 6 fucking YEARS of His Life and now all of a Sudden they want to act Like the fucking Aggrieved Parents? REALLY? FUCK YOU! Can yous see the fucking HYPOCRISY dripping from that? Let's start with YOU, Paul, since you're the Main fucking Catalyst to ALL of this fucking Family Angst: You fucked up when you Came to MY Home (at that Time, I was Still Living with My Now Ex Wife) and attempted to start a fucking Physical Fight with me; yet You showed your fucking TRUE COLORS when I swung on you; what the fuck did you do? Well allow me to Refresh your fucking ALCOHOL HAZED Memory; you Jumped into that Piece of shit Truck of yours and you FUCKING RAN! Then you had the fucking Nerve to attempt to Lure me out to My Mother's House to Pull your fucking GUN On Me! Just how fucking stupid do you think I am? And what was your fucking Reasoning for attempting SUICIDE (By Means of attempting to start a fight with me)? Because I had a Girlfriend while I was still Married? Really? Let me ask yous this, Paul; WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS THIS OF YOURS? What fucking Authority Gives YOU the RIGHT to tell me who I can Put My dick inside of? Even the fucking State of Michigan doesn't have that fucking Authority! And then you went and did the fucking Ultimate; you SLANDERED MY FUCKING GOOD NAME around Pork Huron; and have been PUBLICLY Calling Me "Dope Dealer" and "Michigan's Resident COCKSUCKER?" Who the fuck do you think you are?  First of all; I AM NOT a HOMOSEXUAL! I HAVE NEVER Had any Kind of Sexual CONTACT and or Sexual INTEREST in another Male! Second: I NEVER ONCE HAD A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH DRUGS In My Life! Oh; but it's O.K. for you to go and fuck every fucking Lot Lizard from here to Memphis; while Married to My Mother, Like I give a fuck whether that happened or not! Yet what was My Brother's "Crime?" "Oh, he didn't Call Our Mom on Mother's Day?" A Stupid fucking Hallmark Holiday? Suck My fucking dick! And then you had the fucking GALL to accuse My Now Late Brother, of "FAKING" his Condition; so he can Garner Sympathy? So he can get attention? So he can avoid Working? Let's see; if My fucking Memory Serves me correctly; I happen to Recall you being Involved in a fucking Trucking Accident in Davenport, Iowa that ended your Truck Driving Career in where you were found to be "AT FAULT" for! I could have easily accused you of "FAKING" your Injury in where your fucking Leg had to be surgically Rebuilt; but I didn't! So Kiss My Red & White Pure Canadian ass! I will have you fucking Know, I DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER TO YOU! I ONLY Answer to the People I Work for; and the Last Time I Checked Your Signature IS NOT on My Paychecques! Therefore I stand behind that Last Statement! Tell Me something; what is your fucking Obsession with My Father anyway? Are you that fucking afraid that My Mother will DUMP your WORTHLESS, ALCOHOLIC ass and go back to Him? After she Divorced him 43 fucking Years ago? Is that why you Regularly Go Rifling Through My Mother's Purse? Is that why you Regularly Go through her Phone? To catch her in Communication with somebody you FORBID her from being In Contact with? Especially Mike or Myself? I will have you Know; I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU! So you have 1 of 2 Choices; Bring your COWARDLY, YELLOW Carcass Out to Mount Morris and Get your DRUNK ass taken to the fucking Woodshed; or you Can LOSE My fucking Phone Number and NEVER AGAIN Contact Me; because Mark My fucking Words; if I am around when you Drop Dead (God Willing I am) at your Funeral, I will approach your Casket, whip My dick out and Piss All Over your Lifeless Carcass! May I also state that GUNS Are Not Allowed to be brought into the Apartment Complex where I Live; because if you do Bring your GUN; you WILL Leave My Home with it Wrapped around your fucking Head or shoved up your fucking ass! Now onto you, Mom; I tried to keep you out of this War with your Husband, but I have to say You ain't been No fucking Angel in all of this! After all YOU CHOSE Your ALCOHOLIC Husband over your Own 2 Sons and Now One of them is Now Deceased! What Kind of a Mother CHOOSES a MAN Over her CHILDREN? Just so you Know, My Girlfriend, Crystal has 2 Children of her Own and I WOULD NEVER MAKE HER HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ME OR HER CHILDREN! What threats did Paul use to Make you CHOOSE HIM over your Sons? Did he threaten to take away that "Security of Married Life" That Most Married Women DESPERATELY Crave? Did he threaten to throw you out of the House that You Lived in for the Last 52 Years? The very House that you Raised YOUR 2 Sons in? For the Last 4 Years of his Life, Mike had been desperately Trying to Reconnect with you; yet you REFUSED, why? Is it because it would bruise your Husband's Oversized ego? Even when your Grandson, Cody had begged you to See Mike when he was in the Hospital a Year ago; you REFUSED! I don't fucking get it! And Now all of a Sudden you act as if you are the Aggrieved Mother? After you REFUSED to see YOUR Son as his Life was slowly slipping away from him? Are you sure you ain't aggrieved by a fucking Guilty Conscience? Where were YOU; when My Kids' Mother was In the Hospital, dying of a Fatal Stroke that she suffered 4 Years ago? Were you Getting DRUNK at the fucking VFW; with your Husband? Personally; whether you come out to My Apartment in Mount Morris or Not; whether you Meet My beautiful Girlfriend, Crystal; I don't know if that will Matter or not! But you know what? I am Making it! I have been at the Same Job for the Last 3 and a Half Years, I have a Nice Apartment in Mount Morris for that same span of time, and furthermore, I DIDN'T NEED anybody's Help to accomplish that! And may I also say that MY Kids STILL Talk to Me, Regardless of whether I am the ONLY Parent they have Left or not! Now back to you, Paul, you fucking DRUNK; I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY, MOST OF ALL, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL! Even though you STILL OWE Me $5000.00 for SLANDERING MY GOOD NAME; now allow me to give you the Definition of SLANDER: 1: defamation of a person by unprivileged oral communication made to a third party
2: the tort of oral defamation
An action for slander may be brought without alleging and proving special damages if the statements in Question have a plainly harmful character, as by imputing to the Plaintiff Criminal Guilt, serious Sexual Misconduct, or conduct or a characteristic affecting his or her business or Profession. Yet I ain't counting on you to do the RIGHT THING, Scratch Me Out a Nice $5000.00 Checque for SLANDER By PUBLICLY Calling  Me a Drug Dealer and a Homosexual; when you KNOW DAMN WELL, that NONE Of those Statements are the Least Bit fucking Truthful! Do you Honestly think I will ALLOW you to SLANDER MY GOOD FUCKING NAME and think I will "Turn the other Cheek," and actually Talk to you? Fuck You! I find it very fucking Interesting that you keep Playing the fucking "Roger" Card, when he has been fucking IRRELEVANT for the Last 35 fucking Years! So go ahead, Play the fucking "Roger" Card, because it has NO EFFECT on Me! At Least I KNOW My Father has NEVER ONCE Called Me a Drug Dealer and or a Homosexual? What's YOUR fucking excuse? With that said; Hopefully My Mother will come to her senses, which I ain't counting on, and Dumps your DRUNK ass! Yet by the same Token; don't you dare fucking think that we have a fucking thing to Talk about; because we don't! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying that family is to be cherished, unless they're Toxic!

Michigan's Resident Rocker Will NEVER AGAIN Get Married!

Here it is for the first time in 2021, Michigan's Resident Rocker is now Seated in the Cockpit; Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of yous Know is Canada. Now as all of yous may wonder "What has been on Michigan's Resident Rocker's Twisted Mind?" Well, I shall not disappoint yous; because I will be telling yous Exactly what the fuck is on My Twisted Mind! Now I get it; there are some of yous who don't Like the Colourful Language I use; especially My Liberal use of the word "fuck!" Now those of yous who don't know who I am; there is something that needs to be Understood; I speak My fucking Mind and if People get offended by it; well don't read this fucking Manifesto from this Point on! Save yourselves the fucking headaches of attempting to Chastise Me over what I say; because this is How I talk! Of course I Learned how to use this Language Primarily from My Parents! Now we're Talking My Mother and My Father (Now did yous Notice I didn't Mention My Mother's fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband?) even though he has just as foul of a fucking Mouth as any Adult I have ever Met! Did I say these Kinds of Words when I was Growing Up? Oh fuck Yeah I did!; and of course I would get my ass smacked for it; but did that ever fucking Stop Me from speaking My Twisted Mind? I didn't mean that as a fucking Trick Question! Now while I am on the Topic of My Gutter Mouth; Nobody has to agree with what the fuck I say in ANY Manifesto I Post; whether it's On My Facebook, Page, Instagram; doesn't fucking Matter!  People need to Understand that I am a Case of what yous see is what yous get! And if yous don't Like what yous see; well, Nobody says yous have to! In fact for those of yous who don't Like what I say; Allow Me to give yous a Little Advice; it's Like Listening to something on the fucking Radio that yous May Not Like, simply Change the fucking Station! If yous Don't Like My Liberal Use of 4-Letter Words, then don't Read what I Post! In fact it makes me fucking Wonder who the fuck are yous? Do some of yous Read what I Post Only to bitch? The Last fucking Time I Checked this God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country is still a fucking DEMOCRACY! Of course that is Unless My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's Beloved "President," Donald Trump, Gets Reinstalled ILLEGALLY Into the fucking White House! God fucking Help Us All if that Miscarriage of Justice EVER Occurs again! Now of course that's another Topic for a Different Manifesto! I simply ain't going down that fucking Spider Hole! Not in this Manifesto; because Let's be Honest; Politics is something I Honestly don't think anybody can completely agree on! So Let's Leave that shit alone for now! O.K. Now as we all know I have been Happily Divorced for the Last 2 fucking Years and I fucking LOVE IT! Now think about this; I Live By Myself in a 1 Bedroom Apartment in Mount Morris, Michigan; and I couldn't be fucking Happier! Now it's No Secret that I am Looking to get back into the Dating Scene; yet it seems as if all I ever Run Across on Dating Sites are fucking Catfishers! Now for those of yous who are fucking functionally ILLITERATE, such as 1 Paul J. Brown, Jr. a Catfisher is somebody who goes Online to pretend to be somebody they ain't! Now here's a Little advice that I have Copied about how to avoid to fall into the Trap of these fucking Romance Scammers; who are in essence the fucking LOWEST forms of Human Life; well Next to fucking Child Molesters! Now trust Me; as much as I hate to admit; I got sucked in by at Least a couple of fucking Romance Scammers and trust me it sucks: So as I would advise; Read this Piece of Advice I Place in this Manifesto; it could save yous a Lot of headaches:There is always a chance that you might come across a romance scammer on a dating site. If you suspect that you’re being scammed, you may be unsure what to do at first. In some cases, you might have been talking to that scammer for so long that you’re not sure how to get out of it. However, if you remain calm and reasonable, you may actually be able to outsmart a romance scammer. In this detailed guide, we cover how to outsmart a romance scammer on the Internet today.Sometimes, if you meet someone great online, you can be blinded by how perfect they seem.
The conversations might seem so exciting and personal that even if they were a scammer, you would be in denial of it.
However, on any dating site, you need to be extra cautious going into it. No matter how great someone may be online, always keep an eye out for red flags and don’t ignore the warning signs.Scammers will often be way too nice and unnaturally forward with you right from the start. They will try to get close with you right away so that they can gain your trust to take advantage of you.
They will shower you with compliments and likely become attached to you far too Quickly even if you have never met in person. These characteristics may just make them seem like an extra friendly or desperate person, but chances are, they are just someone trying to trick you. Also, if you have doubts about them, take a close look at their profile.
If they have limited information or information that is not very specific, then this could be a concern. Scammers oftentimes do not spend extra time trying to complete a profile if they just want something Quickly.
However, it is possible for them to actually have a detailed profile. If this is the case though, it might seem just a little too perfect. They could have unrealistic credentials and occupations just to pull you in. Plus, their photos might appear like something that would be seen in a fashion magazine. Therefore, even though there are some very successful people in the world, it is likely that a scammer would try to be one of them.Of course, never give out money to someone you meet online. This should go without saying, but if someone you barely know starts asking you for something through a dating site, then that is when you know it’s a scam.
Even if they seemed completely real up until that point, it is important to never fall for it. Don’t be afraid to stand up to someone suspicious and ask for clarification. If they do strange things and you just let it slide, then they will likely end up taking advantage of you in the end. It is important to always figure out whether or not someone is a scammer before it’s too late.Once you have a feeling you’re being scammed on a dating site, you need to figure out a way to get out of it.
If you directly accuse them of being a scammer, then they will likely either do what they can to convince you otherwise or just move on to a new victim. However, there are some ways that you can outsmart them before they even realize that you’re onto their plan.
1 – Ask Them to Send a Current Picture of Themselves
If you suspect that they are pretending to be someone they’re not, then you should ask them to send you a picture of themselves. They may just send you another generic photo like the ones in their profile, but if you give a more specific request, then you may be able to prove that they’re scamming you.
You can ask them to send a picture of them next to a current newspaper or a screen with today’s date on it. That way, they can prove that they are taking the picture that day instead of stealing it from someone else. You could also ask them to send a photo of themselves doing a specific action, such as sticking out their tongue or touching their nose.
If they cannot send a picture with one of these specific actions, then it is safe to assume that they are not who they say they are. However, they will still try to trick you by making up excuses for not being able to send these photos.They may say that their phone won’t let them take selfies or that they don’t have anything that says the date on it. As sincere as they may sound, do not fall for these types of excuses.
2 – Request to Meet in a Public Setting
You can never be completely sure about someone if you’ve never met them in person. So, if you are suspicious of someone you’re talking to online, you can suggest meeting in a public setting.
Even though they were probably very forward before, they will likely come up with any excuse they can to not have to meet you there. They may even suggest somewhere more obscure to meet, but do not fall for this. If you have never met this person before, make sure you only meet them in a place that you know is safe.
If they just keep coming up with more excuses every time you decide to meet, no matter how real their answers might seem, they are likely just trying to get something from you without having to actually interact with you in person.
3 – Use a Background Search Service
Use a Background Check to identify scammers
You can use an online background search service, such as BeenVerified or TruthFinder to check a person’s credibility without having to confront them about it.
All these sites need is a few simple pieces of information in order to find out all public records about that individual. This usually includes a name and location. Odds are, when you search for their name, they will turn out not to be that person or you may find out other bad things about them.Therefore, if you think your match on a dating site is lying about who they are, you can simply search for them to find out the truth. Then, if the results prove that they are lying, regardless of what they try to say, you should stop interacting with them and keep yourself safe.
4 – Ask Them Specific Questions
Since scammers want to gain your trust and get you to like them right away, they may just agree with a lot of things you say. They will claim to have the same interests as you, so they won’t really reveal anything unique about themselves.
Therefore, if they claim to like something that you like, ask them specific Questions about it that only a true fan would know. Also, ask them personal questions that require a detailed answer.
If they respond with general answers to everything, then you can assume that they are not telling the truth. Dating apps are about getting to know people, so most people that you talk to would be more than happy to tell you about themselves. Therefore, if they are unable to answer some simple personal questions, then this is a problem.
5 – Refuse to Give Them Another Way to Contact You
Scammers will likely want to move conversations off the dating site as soon as possible. As soon as they feel like they’ve gained your trust, they will ask for an email, phone number, or any other means of contacting you. If you have any doubts about them, then you should refuse to do this.
Tell them that you want to stay on the dating app until you can get to know them better or tell them you don’t want to move to a new form of communication until you’ve met them in person. By denying them of a new communication platform, this will frustrate them and may cause them to try even harder to get this additional information out of you.
If they seem to want to move even faster after you tell them no, then this is definitely a red flag. Never move your conversations to another platform if there is a chance that the person you’re talking to could be scamming you.
6 – If They Ask for Money, Tell Them No
No matter how sincere they may seem, if someone that you just met online asks you for money, do not go through with it. Instead, tell them no and see how they react.
They may try to make more excuses or add more of a sob story as to why they need the money, but keep telling them no. If they can’t get what they want from you, then their tone will likely change and they will lash out at you. This is when who they really are will start to show and you will know that you have for sure been tricked.
If they start to threaten you, do not fall for their tricks. If you feel you are in danger, contact the authorities immediately without giving the scammer what they want.
7 – End All Contact with Them
If all else fails, the easiest thing to do is to stop interacting with this scammer. If you are unable to prove that they are tricking you, but something still seems off, then it is fine to just cut all forms of contact with them.
Block them so that they will be unable to keep reaching out to you, and don’t give them warning before you do it. If you ever feel unsafe while talking to someone online, the best thing to do is to just get out of that situation as quickly as possible. Not all scammers can easily be outsmarted, so don’t get discouraged if you just have to leave the situation.
Conclusion
As real as someone seem online, there is always a chance that they could be a scammer. When first talking to someone new online, do not give out too much personal information and always keep an eye out for anything suspicious. If you come across a scammer online, do what you can to discredit them and protect yourself from falling for their tricks. Also, if you think someone you know is becoming a victim of a romance scam, encourage them to try out these tips before things get worse for them.
If you want to make sure 100% they are a scammer, make sure to use a background search service like BeenVerified. Now I Openly admit that I have Chatted with a Sizeable Number of "Women" (I can't verify whether whom I am chatting with are women or not; after all I cannot See through the Screens of either My Computer or My Phone! Yet; I have developed a Tactic that usually Helps me Weed Out Potential Catfishers; now whenever some fucking Catfisher says "I want to come Meet You, but you need to but me a Plane Ticket." Or "Can you send me a Card?" Well of course My way of Countering this is I ask for a Photo of her Tits! I mean after all; I have to Verify whether I am talking to a Female or not!  Not that I am Homophobic; My attitude is: My Sexual PREFERENCES (that's the Key Word) are to be with WOMEN! As we all KNOW; Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE! And I can PROVE that! How? Very Simple; if I wanted to Suck Dick; I would do so! I Openly Challenge ANY Gay Man to Respond to this Manifesto and say "I was BORN to Suck Dick!" Or any Lesbian to say "I was BORN to Eat Pussy!" Now don't get me wrong; whatever 2 or More Consenting Adults do in the Privacy of their Own Homes is their fucking Business and Nobody Else's! Which brings me to the Elephant in the Room; which is why I simply REFUSE to ever again Get Married! Now a Lot of these "Women" always ask me the stupidest fucking Question which makes me want to Rip the fucking Hairs above My dick out; which is "Are you Married?" I mean do any of these stupid fucking Douchebags READ My fucking Profile before Opening a Chat Window to have a Conversation with me? I mean My fucking Profile Spells My Marital Status Very fucking Clear! I am HAPPILY DIVORCED! Yet a Lot of these "Women" are too fucking Stupid and or fucking LAZY to Read My Profile before asking me such a fucking Stupid Question! Now there are some People whom I know, Personally where Marriage Works Great for them! Take My Cousin Carl, who Lives in Amherstburg, Ontario, which is in God's Country-Canada. He and His Wife have been Married for I believe it's Now 21 Years. They Both Live Together, Work Together, and they seem very Happy! Yet In My Case; Neither one of My fucking Marriages were what yous would Call "Happy" ones! In fact if there's any One Thing I Learned in Leykis 101 Class; it is; there's NO Benefit for a Man by Getting Married! Now think about this shit; A Man has NOTHING to Gain; and everything to fucking LOSE! I mean yous take a Basic Human Emotion; then yous get your Respective State to Sanction it; then it becomes a LEGAL and BINDING CONTRACT that the Woman can Dissolve, at ANY TIME she wants and for ANY REASON she Wants; then Turn around and Sue the Poor Bastard for HALF of what he busts his ass for in essence for the Rest of his Life!  Now another Question I am asked by these fucking Catfishers is "Why don't you ever want to get Married again?" Now Please allow me to Explain My Rationale for wanting to Remain Single for the Rest of My Life. First of all; I am a Lot fucking Happier! I have NOBODY Treating Me Like "Go To Work, Bring Home a Paychecque; is All I am Good For!" Now Both of My Wives Treated me this way! Yet; now, aside from the People I Work for, I Answer to Not a Damn Soul! Second; I can pretty much put My dick inside ANY woman who allows me to do so; and I don't have to Explain that to anybody! That's FREEDOM; I would NEVER want to Trade away under any fucking Circumstances! Of course; My Days of Having Children are also a thing of the fucking Past! That's Mainly why I don't go after any Women Under the age of 40! Because the Chances of women 40 and older Not being Sterile; greatly Increase in My Favour. Yet Another Valuable Lesson I Learned in Leykis 101;what I would say is a very effective form of Birth Control; that being after a Guy fucks a woman and before he discards the Condom; he Puts a few Drops of Hot Sauce into the Condom before he gets rid of it. Then when the fucking SKANK WHORE fishes it out of the Trash and attempts to Empty the contents of it into her Pussy; well I know this sounds Kind of Sadistic; however, I would Rather a woman (Who ain't Sterile) have a slightly Irritated Pussy; rather than having to Make 218 or More Monthly Payments! Now I can't Help but wonder how it is that My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband has managed to Escape that Purgatory? After all he FUCKED My Nephew's Mother! I can't help but Wonder if Paternity has been established on her I Believe Now 13 Year Old Daughter has been Established? If Not and Paul is to get that fucking Certified Letter from the fucking Prosecutor's Office; how the fuck will he be able to explain that fucking Shit to My Mother? I Guess it doesn't fucking Matter because I Personally believe the ONLY fucking Reason My Mother Stays Married to this fucking DRUNK; is (A) She does it to Make My Father Jealous, because Paul is My Father's Nephew! Yet; I really don't think My Father is even the Least bit concerned about that; after all; he Lost his Wife of the Last 32 fucking Years; about a few Months ago! Second; I Personally believe that My Mother Remains Married to this fucking DRUNK; because she Can't Live without that fucking Security of Married Life that Most Married Women Crave! Now if anything Convinced me that I made the Right Call about Never Again wanting to be Imprisoned in the Alcatraz-Like Institution of Marriage; it was the Last Woman I was Romantically Involved with, her name is Sara; now yous Talk about a fucking JEALOUS, POSSESSIVE BITCH! Wow! Shortly after I had the Kindness to allow her to Stay in My Apartment; she sees me Chatting with some Skank on Facebook; she Loses it, accusing Me of "Cheating," Now I don't Like to use that fucking Term in that Context; because since when did this bitch think that she's ENTITLED to an EXCLUSIVE, MONOGAMOUS COMMITMENT? She then DEMANDS to Look through My Phone! Later that evening she gets Drunk and Punches Me in the fucking Jaw! There ain't NO FUCKING WAY NOBODY BUT ME WILL be Looking through MY Phone! That's MY BUSINESS! Now if that doesn't for the Most Part Sum Up; why there will NEVER AGAIN be a Mrs. Michigan's Resident Rocker; then I don't know what will! I mean how much more can I simplify this shit for yous? Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Live your Life on your Own Terms!