Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Family Strife Seems To Follow Michigan's Resident Rocker..............

Once again it it the Prime Time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit; under the beautiful Flag of as which every damn Half-Wit Knows is Canada! Now I'm sure somebody will ask me if something is on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Naturally My Answer is a Resounding "Oh Hell Yeah!" Now of course as yous can tell I am rather Pissed Off! Who the fuck are we bullshitting? I was BORN Pissed Off! Now I am debating whether or not to Post My Usual Disclaimer as to forewarn yous of the Rather Graphic Language I use or not? After discussion with My beautiful Girlfriend, Jennifer; I decided fuck it! If yous get easily offended by every fucking thing I say; I already told yous On at Least 20 different fucking Occasions to stop Reading any fucking thing I write if yous get sand in your fucking Pussies over My Liberal use of the word "fuck!" Do any of yous know how many flying fucks I Give as to your fucking Opinions about Me? Let me spell it out for yous! NONE WHATSOEVER! Now usually I Lead off with a side Topic; but since what the fuck has been going on over the Last couple of fucking Weeks or so; is so Personal; I figured I would get right down to business; Now as I have said in a few Related Posts of this Nature; Strap yourselves in and get ready for the fucking fireworks; because I'm about to Unload with both Barrels! Now I am certain that one of yous will ask me "Michigan's Resident Rocker, what's the beef you have with your family, now?" First of all; who the fuck said ANYTHING about MY "Family?" As I have Posted in  Previous Entries; My Problems with My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband are rather Well fucking Documented! No; this time the Problem ain't My "So-Called' "Family," how ironic is that? No this time the Family that is Starring in this fucking Soap Opera; is people who May Be My future In-Laws! Now how the fuck did it get to this Point? Well, I guess it happened because Buzzcut (Jennifer's Youngest Sister (Now from a Distance she bears a Resemblance to Bradley Buzzcut of Beavis and Butt-Head Fame). Now the funny thing about this fucking shit is; it all fucking Started when Jen Moved in with me; in all honesty; It more than Likely started when Jen and I Consumated our Relationship! That's Right, I fucked her! And of course Buzzcut is extremely Jealous of the fact that  I fucked Jen and not her FAT, LAZY MOOCHING ass! Now I find it extremely fucking Comical that Buzzcut is attempting to Break Jen and I Up; because Jen is NO Longer Waiting on that fucking FAT, LAZY fucking CUNT hand and foot. Not to mention being a FREE "Live In" Babysitter for 2 Kids that she had NO BUSINESS Bringing into the World! Now Little did I Realize her sister, Ashley turned out to be a Psycho Bitch! After I helped that fucking BITCH Out This is how she Repays me? I Guess; she wasn't truly a "Friend" of Mine after all! Now here's what's really Ironic; her Son, Jr. Looks Up to me; I ain't exactly sure as to how; but I do find it humbling to say the Least! But because Buzzcut is all asshurt over the FACT that Jen is happy and No Longer has Buzzcut LIVING OFF OF her; well Now these 2 CUNTS turned this shit into a fucking International Incident! Ashley, earlier Today came into MY Apartment Building; and smacked Jen in her face, and then Threatened Me with a fucking GUN! Typical Trump Supporting fucking Criminal Scumbag! Now I know I have dealt with Family Drama, before, but My Brother NEVER ONCE Assaulted Me; sure My Brother and I did get into some Knock Down Drag Out Brawls; but in the end; we both were able to put these Incidents behind us; until I Last saw him alive on American Thanksgiving Last Year. Now here it is; Jen is Now 3 Days away from Meeting My Little Headbangers; as well as seeing the very shithole of a City I Grew Up in! Now what is going to really stick in Buzzcut's Craw is when I do ask Jen to Possibly become the 3rd (and Hopefully Last) Mrs. Michigan's Resident Rocker (I wish I didn't have to Include that FAT, LAZY SLUT, Carrie, as the First in that Category!) However it is what it is! Now here's something I don't Understand; how can Buzzcut Remain with a fucking 2 Pump CHUMP? Personally, I think there's a fucking Financial Reason for staying with said 2 Pump Chump! Because I can't see ANY Other fucking Reason for it! I know I have been in My Share of fucking Toxic Relationships before; but this Takes a "Toxic Relationship" to a whole New Level! I Guess Jen now Knows a Lot of the other Bullshit that I dealt with from My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband! Fortunately, Jen does have 1 Sister; I would be Proud to refer to as a future Sister-In-Law! And not to mention I already Know that Maggie (My Daughter) will Love Jen; because she has been Regularly Chatting with Jen. Now on a fucking Side Note yous may think I am "Fat Shaming" Buzzcut; not fucking true, whatsoever! I mean come on you dumb fucks; Jen ain't exactly a Petite Young Blonde; however I Find Jen to be beautiful in Most every facet of a woman; so fucking what if she's a Little Overweight? I don't give a flying fuck about that! Hell, Melisa, My Kids' Now Late Mother, she was heavyset; Carrie; she was a fucking Walrus with Legs; as I said Buzzcut's Weight doesn't have a fucking thing to do with this fucking Strife! The FACT that Buzzcut got fucking CAUGHT Stealing from Jen; is the main thing I have against that bitch! May I also add because Jen Moved into My Apartment with Me; Buzzcut MURDERED Jen's Cat, Mittens; how? Well, I can't exactly Prove it; but 2 other Cats under Buzzcut's Care also wound up fucking Dead! Great fucking Track Record, eh? Well; at Least I can say I have a De Facto "Family" of My Own in Not Only My Workplace, but also the Genesee County Cougars whom, Jen is an Official Member of. Yet I wish My Now Late Brother, Mike could have met Jen. That's the ONLY Regret I have about being with her! I do want it to be known that I do Love Jen and I really feel as if I don't deserve her. Yet, I am glad that she's Mine. Now whether she feels the same way about me; well yous need to ask her. Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Family is Everything, Unless they're Toxic!