Is Religion Destroying "America?"

What the hell is this? Or some of yous may ask; Does Michigan's Resident Rocker have something New on his Twisted,Tormented Mind? Oh Hell to the fuck Yeah, I do! and of course here I am in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which Need I have to fucking Remind yous all is Canada? I have been asked many times before "Weren't you Born in the United States? Therefore How can you Claim to be a Canadian?" Alright; how many fucking Times do I need to explain My fucking History to yous? Alright for those of yous who are New to Reading these Manifestos; I was Born on 30 November, 1969 @ 3:31 AM; which if yous Really MUST Know, is a Sunday. Now the ONLY Good thing to Occur on Sundays is NFL Football! The Rest of that fucking Day can suck my fucking dick! Now in Case yous are Curious as to whether I remember the Specific Days in which Both of My Now Grown Little Headbangers were Born; I can answer that specific Question. My 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie was Born on December 12, 1994 @ 8:35 PM; which was a Monday (which by the way I fucking HATE Mondays! Almost as Much as I HATE My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband!) The Reason I Remember that fucking Day is because I was There; witnessing the Birth of My Daughter. I even Remember she was Born on the 5th Floor of Pork Huron Hospital (Now McLaren Pork Huron) I even Remember what I was Wearing that Day; I was Wearing a Blue, University of Michigan Sweatshirt, along with Maize, Blue & White Zubaz Pants (for those of yous who want to know what those Look Like; simply do a Yahoo, Google or Most any other Search Engine Search and Type in Zubaz in the Box.) Which My then, Fiance (The Now Late Mother of My Kids) Melisa had gotten me for Christmas the Year before. I even Remember the Matchup on Monday Night Football for that Night it was the Kansas City Chiefs @ the Miami Dolphins. I don't exactly Remember the Outcome of that Game. Now as for My 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan; was Born at River District Hospital In East China Township, Michigan (which is Located between St. Clair and Marine City) @ 8:30 AM September 18, 1996; which happens to be a Wednesday; even though I didn't meet him for the first time Until he was a Week Old. Now as I have explained; the History between Melisa and I wasn't a very Pretty One! Ain't it Kind of an oddity that I ended Up Fathering 2 Children with the Same Woman? Well; yous could call that Relationship a Classic "Soap Opera" Story! Yes, Melisa and I got into some Nasty fights; that's for Certain; however she Really Was the First "True Love" of My Life! No matter how yous slice it! And Let's be honest; I always WILL have feelings for her; Good, Bad and or Indifferent! Even though Melisa is Now Deceased; I Know that she Lives on through My Daughter and My Son. Now how's this for an Irony? My Girlfriend, Crystal; has her Kids in the Same Combination; only in a Different Order of Birth and her Kids are about 9 Years apart (Her Son is her Oldest, and Her Daughter is her Youngest) while Mine are Less than 2 Years apart in Age. My Brother also had 2 Children, albeit with 2 Different Women My Nephew, Cody, was Born February 12, 1992, and he is the Oldest Child of the Kids between My Brother and I; while My Niece, Caylee was Born May 29, 2007. Which Leaves a 15 Year Age Gap, between My Nephew and His Half Sister. Of course he also has a Half Brother and another Half Sister. Of course there's another Child that is Out there that there is some Question as to whether she is My Niece or Not. The Backstory on this One is My Brother had Dated a Woman Named Michelle; she Ultimately Got Knocked Up and she had a Daughter on April 12, 1991, Named Erica. Now Erica will be Turning 31 in April and as far as I Know she has a Child of her Own. Now could this Child be My Now Late Brother's Granddaughter? Well; I wish I had an answer to that very Question. Michelle Named My Brother as the Father when it came to the Friend of the CUNT (as we all Know that Agency ain't NO "Friend" of Families!) Now Right around that time Michelle Got Pregnant with her Now 30 Year Old Daughter; she had sex with another Man Named "Mike." I have to be honest with yous; I would Very Much Like to acknowledge Erica as My Niece; I really would! Yet from what I Understand; Erica ain't very Receptive to Taking a DNA Test to establish  beyond the shadow of a fucking Doubt whether My Brother WAS Erica's father! Exactly How can a Paternity Test be Conducted when the Alleged Father is Now Deceased? As I said; I very Much hope that Erica IS My Niece; yet I can't definitively say that. Especially since she has at Least 1 Child of her Own that Child Probably doesn't even Realize she has another Family she ain't aware of (Just for the Record as far as I Know, Erica has a Daughter). Now onto the Main Event as would be said on any Professional Wrestling Card. I know I have shot on Organized Religion before; but this Bears Repeating. How so? Well; Allow me to explain the way I always do! and if yous don't Like My Liberal use of 4 Letter Words then stop reading this Manifesto right fucking Now! Where the fuck do I begin? There are so many fucking Religions and ain't NONE of them at all fucking "Innocent!" Now I Know I have Picked Apart Christianity; and Rightfully fucking so! I mean really fucking think about this; how in the fuck can Anybody Claim to Express "Good, Christian Values" when they use their fucking Religion to fucking Hurt People that are different from them? Allow me to give yous a fucking Example; of some fucking HYPOCRITES who claims to espouse "Good, Christian Values," Most ALL of these motherfuckers are fucking You Guessed it, fucking Republicans! Allow Me to give yous an example of what I call the Worst of the Worst; Republican Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun"Cruz. Now why am I mentioning this fucking Eddie Munster Look Alike? Well this cocksucker is the fucking Gift that keeps Giving! This Pile of shit claims that he's a "Good, Wholesome Christian," Yet Last fucking Winter; when Texas suffered through a Brutal Cold Snap (which is Rather Rare in Texas) which Caused the fucking Power Grid in that fucking State to Fail; thus Leaving Millions of Texican Inbreds without Electricity and Heat; what the fuck did "Cancun" Cruz do? That shitbag; fucking Jumped on a Plane and he Hightailed it to fucking Cancun in Southern Mexico; while his fucking Constituents Froze! Really "Good, Christian Values," eh? How this Trump BOOTLICKER even Walks Upright is a fucking Mystery to me! But consider the very fucking Part of the Country that he Claims to "Represent," Texas, is just as much of a bunch of fucking ILLITERATE fucking Inbreds Much Like that Swamp ass Peninsula, Known as Florida; Texicans are about as bright as a box of Burnt Out Light Bulbs! Cruz is such a fucking Brown Noser to AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump; he basically would Literally eat a Mile of Trump's shit to find where the fucking Corn is! Now where does this sound fucking Familiar? Ah! Of course another favorite Target of Mine, My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly! Now of course as we ALL fucking KNOW, Including My Ex Wife; that Kelly is a Female Version of Cancun Cruz! Kelly is so Desperate to have DICTATOR, Donald Trump Back ILLEGALLY in the fucking White House; because she gets Tax Breaks for STEALING My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth; so she can BUY her Own Congressman to do Trump's bidding! Now I don't know if Kelly has ANY Religious Affiliation (Highly Unlikely) because the ONLY "God" Kelly Bows Down to is the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! In fact; what's really Galling; is that Kelly and her Thousands of Attorneys; swooped in on Virginia Beach Just as My Father-In-Law was about to Kick the Bucket. Now Riddle me this: How the fuck could Kelly, who Basically Called My Now Late Father-In-Law everything BUT a fucking "White Man," all of a sudden do a "Presto-Change-O," and claim to be "Daddy Dearest's Favourite Daughter?" And of course Kelly and her Attorneys didn't even wait until the Poor Bastard's Carcass was Cold before they Picked his ass Clean of every fucking Last fucking Nickel he had! Now I know I got sidetracked; but of course Kelly is a Target for My Wrath, because she FAILS to do the RIGHT fucking THING and APOLOGIZE! Of course; I would be remiss if I didn't Point Out My Ex Wife's "Sudden Conversion" to "Christianity," Right around the fucking Time that she Filed for Divorce: Coincidence? I don't think so! She times this "Conversion" so she can Gain the fucking Court's Sympathy, and therefore Obtain a Large Judgment of fucking ALIMONY against Me! And of course, despite the fact that My Divorce has been Final for over 3 fucking Years; what's to say that My Ex Wife won't try again? Of course I can Rant on about My First Wife, Carrie, that FAT, LAZY SLUT! But I will wait for another time to Carve that fat bitch up! Now other Religions can't say that they don't have their share of fucking Scandals! I have been asked Many Times whether I believe in God or Not! Of course I do! Yet, even though I DO NOT Regularly Attend ANY Church; that doesn't Mean I don't believe in the Almighty, Himself. Now here's something I have Never been able to Understand; how the hell is it that God is Referred to as a Male Pronoun? Ain't there any Possibility that God is a Chick? Here's what I don't fucking Get: Why the fuck is it that Churches are fucking EXEMPT from Paying fucking Income Taxes? Despite the FACT that Churches Are Intertwined with National and State Politics? And almost ALWAYS in Lock Step with the fucking Republicans! Who are the Party of fucking FASCISM! Now here's another Religion I will be on the Offensive against; fucking Jehovah's Witnesses! Now what the fuck is the Premise of this CULT? Do these fucking Brainwashed Motherfuckers go around saying they saw a 9 Foot Motherfucker Named "Jehovah" and say they "Witnessed Him?" Yet there are Documentaries on How this CULT have not only Condoned, but often Would Cover Up for fucking Pedophiles! Now in order to find out what the fuck I am talking about; yous can easily Find Videos of these Documentaries on You Tube. Just go to www.youtube.com and Type Jehovah's Witness Child Sex Abuse in the Search Bar. Now this May be something that My Nephew's Mother May be able to Relate to; since her Mother was Once a Jehovah's Witness. Now what's all the more fucking Sickening; is that the fucking Pedophiles in these "Kingdom Halls" of this fucking CULT actually fucking SHIELD Pedophiles in their Ranks from being Prosecuted for Molesting Children by this "2 Witness Rule!" Now I don't know the Premise of this Rule; and I don't claim to be a Theological Scholar; yet by the same fucking Token I don't know of ANY Passage of Scripture; that says "It's O.K. to Sexually Assault Children!" yet by means of this "2 Witness Rule;" fucking Child Molesters (Especially a Number of Elders in this CULT) have been able to get away with Sexually Assaulting Children! How sick is this fucking shit? In fact; I have dug up an Article on Wikipedia about Jehovah's Witnesses shielding Pedophiles from Prosecution Based on this "2 Witness Rule; here it is: Jehovah's Witnesses' Congregational Judicial Policies require the testimony of 2 material witnesses to establish a perpetrator's serious sin in the absence of confession. The organization considers this policy to be a protection against malicious accusations of sexual assault. The Society maintains that this 2 witness policy is applied solely to congregational discipline and has no bearing on whether a crime is reported to the authorities in Countries where this is mandatory.
The Society states that it is not necessary for both witnesses to have observed the same instance of Child Molestation to establish guilt. Since 1991, statements by 2 victims of separate incidents by the same perpetrator may be deemed sufficient to take action and impose internal sanctions. However, critics argue that such an approach to determining guilt overlooks the seriousness of the initial abuse, and effectively allows a pedophile to go unpunished until he or she has been caught abusing 2 or more different victims. DNA evidence, medical reports, or information from forensic experts or police that proves sexual abuse may possibly be accepted as a valid "second witness", however critics argue that, without mandatory reporting for all accusations of abuse regardless of the local laws, such evidence could remain undetected.
In cases where there is only one eye-witness—the victim—to an allegation of child abuse, elders may monitor the accused individual closely, or even suspend any conspicuous congregation duties—but only if there is evidence based on the testimony of more than one witness to suggest that the alleged perpetrator has abused children. In some instances where there is only 1 witness to molestation, elders may discreetly inform parents in a congregation not to allow their children to spend time with someone accused of child abuse provided such a person has been deemed a "predator" by the local branch office based on the elders' observations. Now exactly How am I saying that Religion is "Destroying" "America?" Think about this: Racism and or White Supremacy is Rooted in Get Ready for a fucking Shock; "Christianity!" In fact the Motherfucking Ku Klux Klan (remember those motherfuckers?) Claim to be a fucking "Christian Organization?" How the fuck can anybody who Terrorizes People who ain't white claim to be a "Christian Organization?" Were the Motherfuckers who Lynched 14 Year Old Emmett Till back in 1955 in Neshoba County, Mississippi Claiming to be "Good, Wholesome Christians?" Was the Trump Acolyte who Murdered Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr in 1968 in Memphis, Tennessee Claiming to be Acting in Defense of Christianity? In fact History shows that the very fucking Foundation for Slavery; in where Africans were taken as Hostages and forced into Involuntary Servitude for at Least a Couple of Centuries (Up Until 1865) was Based on "Good Christian Values!" What Kind of a "God" would say he Condones Treating your Fellow Humans Being Like they are somehow Inferior, because they have a different skin Colour? Yet what's all the More scary is History Shows that Adolf Hitler used "Christianity" as a Means of Wiping Out Millions of Jewish Motherfuckers in what was Nazi Germany! Now Fast Forward damn near 90 fucking Years Later and the United States has it's Own Version of Hitler; Donald Trump! Yet; these Bible Thumping Motherfuckers who Claim that "America" is a "Christian Nation," consistently Vote AGAINST their Own Interests; by Voting FOR the Antichrist; Trump, Himself as well as His Minions! May I add; the way these Bible Thumpers Treat Gays, Lesbians and Bisexuals; which do I need to fucking Remind yous is a fucking CHOICE; Unlike Race; which is something someone is BORN INTO! Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE; I hereby Challenge ANY Gay Man to say to me "I was BORN TO suck dick!" I Challenge ANY Lesbian to say "I was BORN TO eat pussy!" O.K. Let's get off that shit! What the fuck do these "Warriors For Christ" do? Go to a Gay Bar; follow 2 Men to One of their Homes; peer into their fucking Bedroom Window to witness a Man buttslamming his buddy? I dare say these fuckers Probably Jack Off to Gay Porn behind Closed Doors! I mean what fucking Business is it of yours? I mean what the fuck Gives I'll use an example a Bakery Owned By a "Christian Nationalist" the Right to REFUSE to Bake a Cake for a Gay Couple or a Lesbian Couple? Based on his Narrow Minded View of Christianity? Yet by the same fucking Token; I always say don't do business with that Motherfucker; if he thinks he can FORCE yous to adopt his Bigoted Views! Need I remind yous this is 2022, NOT 1952! Who fucking Cares if 2 Men want to Jackhammer each other in the ass? Who cares if 2 women want to flood their bedroom after eating each other out to Induce a Pair of Orgasmic Waterfalls? Allow me to Place a bow on this Manifesto by saying Your "Religious Freedom" ENDS at My Desire Not to fucking Hear about it! Because I don't know what "God" yous Bow Down to; the One that I Know Of and Believe in doesn't Give a flying fuck whether you're Black, White, Latino, Asian, Native American, or Middle Eastern he Created People of ALL Races; in fact we ALL Belong to 1 Race; that is the HUMANS RACE! How the fuck do yous Like Me now? Now I happen to be a White Man who is saying this! So to all of you fucking Bible Thumpers who Compare Donald Trump being back ILLEGALLY In the White House as the "Second Coming of Christ;" take all of that fucking SEWAGE that spews out of the fucking SEWERS under your Noses; and shove it up your fucking collective asses! Because if the fucking Separation of Church and State ain't Reinstated; this Country is Purely and Unapologetically fucked! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying it's time to Exterminate White Supremacy!

What Has Michigan's Resident Rocker Learned From Past Mistakes?

Is it at all Humanly Possible That Michigan's Resident Rocker has yet even More on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Why Certainly! Which is exactly why I am once again in the Cockpit; under the Beautiful Flag of God's Country which as every one of yous Know is Canada! Now I have been asked how many times am I going to use the Word "fuck" in this entry? Well, in all total honesty, I really Can't Answer that fucking Question; but trust me; I ain't going to Leave any of yous fucking Disappointed! So are yous counting along the number of times I have typed in the word "fuck" and or any fucking Derivative of it? Alright; Today is a rather Sobering Anniversary of an event that Gave this fucking Oppressive CESSPOOL of a Country a fucking black eye! That's Right I am talking about the very fucking COWARDLY Attack on the fucking Capital Building in Washington! Had this happened in Ottawa; which is the Capital of God's Country (and do I Need to remind yous that God's Country is Canada?) those Cowardly Motherfuckers would have all been systematically fucking EXECUTED as fucking TRAITORS! Yet in this fucking Republican SHITHOLE known as Donald Trump's "America," That Pile of shit remains FREE at fucking Mar-A-Lago, which is in an Oppressive shithole of a State that being Florida! I guess it's a good fucking thing I ain't been in that fucking Swamp ass sewer of a State since I was a kid! Must be something in the fucking Water down there that Make People paranoid and fucking DELUSIONAL! I mean have these fucking Inbreds attempted to fuck one too many fucking alligators? I mean when it comes to fucking Stupid Criminal Stories, Florida takes the fucking Cake I must say! I mean even the Video for the Song "Lowlife" by Canadian Band Theory Of a Dead Man was shot in Florida! The White Trash Capital of the entire fucking World! Do yous know what really fucking Pisses me off? The Fact that Donald Trump the fucking FASCIST DICTATOR of this fucking God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country who Ordered his fucking Supporters to Attack the fucking Capital Building because he fucking LOST the fucking 2020 Election FAIR and fucking SQUARE; by over 7 Million fucking Votes (Mine being one of them)! Yet this fucking  COWARDLY DICTATOR STILL Parrots out the BIG FUCKING LIE! What Pisses Me off all the fucking More; is there are fucking TV Channels in My fucking Cable TV Package that I PAY at Least $200.00 a fucking Month for; that Doubles Down on Trump's fucking BIG LIE! Why? Jesus H. Christ! What the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Country? I know this Country has a fucking Ugly History of fucking Racism; Anti Semmitism, and just flat out HATE MONGERING! I mean NOBODY is BORN to be a fucking BIGOT; Like Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler! Now have I used Racial Slurs to describe Non White Minorities; as much as I hate to admit it; I have! Now I haven't done that in a Number of Years. As I get Older, I Learned the Value of Treating others the way I want to be treated in Return! I try to get along with Most anybody I Meet; because it's only Right! Now am I going to Please everybody I run across? No. Am I saying every Supporter of Trump is a fucking Racist? A fucking GUN TOTING COWARD? A BIGOT? A WHITE SUPREMACIST? Not by any stretch of the fucking Imagination! I was Royally Pissed Off when George Floyd, a Black Man was MURDERED by a Minneapolis, Minnesota Police Officer! Now is this Officer Racist? I don't know! By the same Token; I Know Police Officers have a very Thankless Job to do and I agree that a Majority of those who are on the other side of the "Thin Blue Line" are Only Out to do their Jobs and Go Home to their Families! However; I have seen all too many Reports of Rogue Police Officers who get away with Using Excessive Force; especially against Black Men, Latinos, Native Americans, Asians; yous fucking Name it! Now for those of yous who don't know who I am, I am a White Man; yet I am ashamed of Members of My Own fucking Race; who seem to think that they are simply "Better than Everybody Else," because of the Colour of their fucking skin! Now who does this remind me of? Why None other than My Trump SUPPORTING Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly! Now as we all know she DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS DICTATOR, Donald Trump; because she STOLE My Now Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth! Now am I saying she's a White Supremacist? No! Yet she became Wealthy without having to do ANY fucking Work, whatsoever! In fact at every Job she had, she Sucked and fucked her way to the Top! It's No Secret that Kelly didn't approve of her "Baby Sister" (who is Now 60 Years Old) being Married to somebody who came from a "Working Family!" And therefore after 21 Years of attempting to Break My Now Ex Wife and I up; she finally Succeeded! Well, that was a Good Thing while it Lasted! Now I can't help but wonder whether Kelly's Jealousy over the fact that I was fucking her Baby Sister, Rather than Kelly, herself, was the Catalyst of her desire to Break Us Up! Now don't get me wrong; if Kelly offered me a chance to fuck her, I would have drilled her ass Like a West Texas Oil Well! Alright that was My Political Rant; I hope yous found it to be worth Reading! Now Onto the Main Topic; I offered a brief Window into My Last Marriage; which Mind you was to a Woman who is a Little Over 8 Years Older than I am. One Lesson I Learned from the Last 2 Relationships that Lasted Over a Year apiece; is DO NOT Date ANYBODY Younger than 40 Years of age! Now of course Yous are going to think I am going to throw a Majority of the barbs at Brittany; a fucking DRUG ADDICT I ended up Dating from January of 2016 to April of 2017. Well; I think I have given her enough Press Coverage in Previous Manifestos to where I don't Need to Keep mentioning that fucking JUNKIE! Although trust Me; she Caused Me More Pain than getting kicked in the fucking balls 1000 Times! Now I don't think yous Need me to tell yous that Mental and Emotional Pain heals a Lot More Slowly than most any Physical Trauma! I am doing everything I can to not allow past Memories to Sabotage My Relationship with My Girlfriend, Crystal; although it hasn't been easy! Yet I will shoot On My first Wife, Carrie (who was a fucking DRUG ADDICT and an ALCOHOLIC, and Probably STILL IS!) Now she is almost 9 Years Younger than Me. Well, thank God; I didn't make the fucking Mistake of Knocking her fat ass up! Because if I did; chances are she would have driven me to Suicide! Exactly why I Married a SLUT that I was Never "In Love" with; well, Let's face it, back then I was 28 Years Old and I was still, as was described, "Young, Dumb and Full Of Cum!" I Guess that's an Appropriate way of describing My thought Process at that time! To add; I guess I was desperate to Prove to a Woman I DID want to Marry at that Time (Spoiler Alert, she was the Mother of My Kids) that I wasn't the fucking FAILURE that she thought I was! Yet I allowed My Pain to Cloud My Better Judgment; because she Ripped away the Family I had Created away from me! Fortunately; Once My Now 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie Graduated from Port Huron Northern High (25 Years almost to the Very Day after I did) I decided that fighting a War against My Kids' Mother wasn't worth it no more! Of course Marrying that fucking SLUT, Carrie, only Compounded My Problems, because at that time I was Living a Big Lie! Now Let's Fast Forward to June of 2017; 2 Months after I told Brittany to hit the fucking Bricks; Little did I Realize that I would wind up Meeting well, if Brittany had an Older Sister, Jessica would have been it! Now of course Brittany and Jessica as far as I know ain't Related to each other! Nonetheless; Jessica Grew Up in Genesee County; the Very Michigan County I Now Call "Home." Yet I thought "Alright, Brittany was an Unmitigated Disaster; what are the Chances History would Repeat Itself? Well a Year Later I would find out. Now the Interesting thing about Jessica is she Shares the Same Birthday as My Now 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan; now here's the Problem; she's Only 8 Years Older than My Son; who is My Youngest Child! She is Now 33 Years old. Now among the Differences I Noticed between Brittany and Jessica; was Jessica has a Son, who will be 12 in March. She doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; yet that's where the Differences between Brittany and Jessica end! Now when all was said and done; I ended Up Coughing Up Over $10,000.00 on that bitch! Now really think about this; can yous Imagine what I could have accomplished with that Money had I Not wasted it on Jessica? I could have Paid My Car Off ahead of Schedule; I could have held onto a Credit Card that at that time had a $1600.00 Credit Limit on it; now yous would think that after I coughed up that amount of Money on her that I would have been Given a Never Ending Pussy Buffet from her. Well; I guess I was dead wrong about that! In fact I never even got to see her tits; I never got My dick sucked by her; Wait, I take that back; I did get to see a Photo of her tits; after I paid a $125.00 Speeding Ticket, to keep her Parents from Learning of it because they held the Insurance Policy on her Vehicle! Now Let's Zoom a Little further forward; as I was about to Relocate to Genesee County; I Met with the Property Managers of 2 Different Apartment Complexes 1 in Burton, on Hemphill Road in essence on South End of Flint, the Hub of Genesee County. The Other one was in Mount Morris. Now I Met with the Property Manager of that Apartment Complex in Burton, where Little did I Realize that Jessica had once Lived there. Now I had heard Many Stories about that Place that it was a Dangerous Place to Live! Now since I don't do hardly a damn thing to Draw Attention to Myself; I figured I really didn't have a Great Deal to Worry about! Yet Jessica really showed her True Colours, when I told her that I Met with the Property Manager there; she Not only told me in a fucking Text "If you Move In there, not only will I Never Come to Visit you, but I Hope you Get Shot!" What the fuck? Somebody Please help me Make sense of this. What the fuck Kind of a "Loving Girlfriend" would hope the Man that she Professes to "Love" Gets Shot? Am I Missing something out of this? Oh wait; it gets even better! How so? Follow Along and I shall tell yous how it all Unfolded! I knew once I read that Message in where Jessica had Hoped I would have suffered a Potentially Fatal Injury had I Moved into that Apartment Complex; I Knew I had to Plan an Exit Strategy, yet the Problem was I was starting to Bond with her then 8 Year Old Son! But I Knew I couldn't stay with somebody Who Hoped I would end up getting Shot! Now I have had a Gun Pointed at Me and trust me; when yous stare down the Barrel of any kind of fucking Firearm; Your Life Flashes before your eyes! In essence as I started to distance Myself from Jessica; I began to suspect that she was seeing somebody behind my back! Well; it didn't take very Long for My Suspicions to be Confirmed; I didn't Pay her Phone Bill; which I NEVER EVEN Thought was "My Responsibility!" Now if she didn't want to be with me; all she had to do was say something to the effect of "I think we should see other People; this just ain't Working!" Now I would have Understood that! Yet; she ended up resorting the Old High School aged Tactic of attempting to antagonize me; by throwing her "New Boyfriend" into My Face! Of course this would have been Headline Material on the Jerry Springer Show! Even if I whooped her New Boyfriend's ass; would it have done me any Good? Probably Not! Yet here's where it gets even more Juicy; She then threatened to Slap a Personal Protection Order against Me for "Stalking!" Are yous for fucking REAL? Now I ain't No Lawyer, but, since fucking When does Cutting Off Financial Support to someone that I DO NOT HAVE a Financial Obligation to Constitute "Stalking?" Now yous want to know the fucking funny Part? That Heavily Inked (she has at Least 17 Tattoos) CUNT; REFUSES to Pursue Child "Support" from her Baby Daddy! Yet; she has the fucking GALL to Accuse Me of "Stalking?" Now of course if this sounds familiar; Remember that fucking DRUG ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, PROMISCUOUS SLUT, Carrie? She successfully LIED (I assume she sucked the Judge's dick) to get a Personal Protection Order slapped against Me! Now at that Point in time; I KNEW there was NO Chance of Reconciliation between Me and that SLUT! What Really Pissed Me Off was the FACT that I wasn't even allowed to Present My Side of the Story or should I say the TRUTH, Until That Order had been slapped against Me! Now all I was after was to Inform Carrie that all she had to do was File the fucking Paperwork; and I wouldn't be able to Stop it, even if I wanted to; which at that Point I felt it wasn't Worth trying to save My Joke of a Marriage! Now if the Courts here in Genesee County have ANY Sense of JUSTICE, they would have Laughed Jessica out of Court! Not to Mention I would have had a Massive Lawsuit against that bitch had she succeeded! Because as I said, I ain't No Lawyer, but if you're going to accuse somebody of Committing a fucking Crime; and Stalking is a Criminal Offence, here in Michigan; shouldn't the State and the Alleged "Victim" HAVE TO PROVE BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT that the Person being Accused is Guilty? Well; it's been 4 Years Gone by since I Last Saw and or Heard from Jessica; and Quite Frankly; I don't Miss her at all! Just as Much as I don't Miss Brittany; no I take that back; as Al Bundy had said if I was asked if I "Missed" either one of these fucking SKANKS, I would have said "With every Bullet So Far!" Well; Now that I have aired the Dirty Laundry of 2 of My Previous Relationships; I would Like to say I Learned a Lot! And Hopefully Crystal will give me a chance to explain why the Pain from being with Brittany still haunts me! Because I did fall In Love with her; against My Own Instincts! And she hurt me in ways that One Humans Being could hurt another! Now Jessica could NEVER have Hurt Me Like Brittany did! Yet Jessica did Pretty Much NOTHING help those Wounds to Heal! Believe Me; Crystal is a Very Special Woman to Me; and I Hope that Perhaps I can share what May be the Rest of My Life with her; now will it happen; well, that Remains to be seen! Yes, I admit Crystal and I have had Our Arguments; Yet I Know that a Lot of these Arguments are Relatively Minor; and are Probably Like Arguments that Most every other Couple has! I Know this much; I Know how I feel about her. Where will this Lead? Only God Knows where! Yet I Often say that Crystal is a "Female Version of Myself!" So could this be My Last Chance at Finding "True Love?" Well, I suppose that argument could be made as such! Because; she could convince me to Tamp Down My Promiscuous ways! I Honestly thought that My Now Ex Wife could have Made that Happen; but My Male Instincts were too Strong! Now Let me be Clear about something; Women don't exactly throw themselves at me! Of course I don't Really go to Bars anymore! Not since I Moved to Mount Morris! I Mean who the fuck can I go to a Bar with? I still don't hardly Know anybody here in Genesee County! I don't even know if Crystal does or doesn't Drink! Funny thing is; the Last Person I went to a Bar with is a Friend of Mine in Bay City (and Yes, I fucked her!) Did yous think I was going to leave that Detail out? And what's Remarkable about her is her Pussy is Remarkably Tight for a Woman who Pushed 4 Children out of it! I digress; Maybe No Woman can completely Tame My Promiscuous Instincts! But I really don't think Crystal has a Lot to Worry about; considering between My Job and Hockey; I don't have a Lot of Spare Time to be the Man Whore I once was! And as I said; I don't go chasing after Pussy Like I used to! So; now we shall see what will Unfold in what will be the Remainder of My Days on this Satellite we all know as Earth! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying; the ONLY Time you're "Too Old" to Learn Something New is when you're 6 Feet In the Ground!

Could Michigan's Resident Rocker Have Finally Found "The Right Woman?"

Here it is, a Whole New Year; and of course Michigan's Resident Rocker has yet even more on My Twisted, Tormented Mind. Naturally, this should come as no fucking Surprise to any of yous at all! As we all Know at the end of November I turned 52 Years old and of course this more than Likely will Mark the Downhill slide of My Life; because it is said that when a Man turns 25 the Downhill spiral towards the Afterlife speeds way the fuck up! I guess I am somewhat Lucky to have made it this far with all that has come and gone In My 52 Years. Especially in My Personal Life. As I have alluded to in Many of My Past Posts what a fucking Train Wreck My family Life has been (In Fact, aside from My Kids, My Now Late Brother, as well as My Cousins in God's Country, which as all of yous Know is Canada) I really don't have a damn thing to do with My Family; Tragic, but true! Is this something I welcome? Not Necessarily; however as My beautiful Girlfriend, Crystal often says "It is what it is."Makes sense, eh? As yous can tell, I have had to make everything I have accomplished on my Own. Without any fucking Support from My Family! Especially My Parents; now as I have mentioned in My Last Entry; yous can see I still haven't spoken to either one of My Parents it's now been 6 Years since I Last spoke to My Mother. Now is this something I want? Of course I don't however; I ain't about to bow down and kiss someone's ass! Especially not the fucking ALCOHOLIC My Mother has been Married to for the Last 34 fucking Years! It's s shame that it's been this way especially since My Brother Passed Away almost a Month ago! I Guess yous could also say I haven't forgiven My Father, whom I haven't spoken to in about 34 Years as well. Now I know I have Railed on about what has gone on in the Last 6 fucking Years about what has gone down with My Mother and the fucking DRUNK she has been Married to; yet I haven't explained a Lot about the other side of that equation, My Father; now what was his Major Transgression? Well; that Involved My Now Late Brother, Mike. Now Let's backtrack to the Year of 1989; back then Mike ended up stealing a Car and Driving it all the way to Florida. I ain't exactly certain as to what his Motive for doing that was; yet I am certain he was trying to get My Father's attention. Now that Mike is No Longer around; I guess I will Never truly know; on account of that was something I Never got to ask him. Now Mike was Placed on Probation for that Offence; and of course being a Teenager, back then, Much Like Myself; nobody was going to tell him what to do. Well; apparently Mike's Probation Officer apparently felt that Perhaps My Father should take Custody of Mike that that Point in Time; now at that Point in Time, I was 19, and therefore was No Longer My Parents' Responsibility; anyway of course in Court My Father put on a big show; accusing My Mother of "Not allowing him to be a Parent;" now ain't that fucking Interesting? Now as we all are aware of My Father Married his Now Late Wife, Pam, back in August of 1988, and it was No Secret that Mike didn't care very much for Pam (now what the fuck do yous expect, My Brother, Like Myself was a Rebellious Teenager) well Push Came to Shove and of Course, My Father balked at the Opportunity he was given; and therefore Mike was Relegated to the Custody of the Juvenile Detention Facility for about I Dare say about 4 months or so. When I asked My Father why he turned his back on My Brother; well his Response was rather fucking shocking and Oddly enough I would hear this 9 Years Later when I Married My 1st Wife, Carrie. His Response was "Well the Bible says that a Man MUST Obey his Wife." Now I don't give a flying fuck what the Bible says; because I ain't a Religious Man at all! I Respect a Person's beliefs for what the are; even if it's something I don't necessarily agree with; well I guess as I have mentioned I haven't spoken to My Father in Damn Near 34 Years, and I haven't forgiven him for that in that same span of time; and I don't know it it's too Late to do so or not; I Guess it ain't but as of this stage of the Game; nobody has shown up at My Door and I really ain't counting on it! Alright, turning the fucking Corner; it's time for me to stop Rambling On about my dysfunctional Family; as I have Made Clear; I don't follow any fucking Soap Operas; nor do I Intend to star in one! Nonetheless; I haven't been in a Romantic Relationship with very Many Women in My Life; even though I have been Married Twice and of course the first Woman I really had a Serious Relationship with ended up bearing My 2 Kids, My 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie and My 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan. Yet as fate would have it that Relationship ended on Rather not so Friendly Terms; and it stayed that way until well, in essence before she Passed Away in December of 2017. Now don't get me wrong; Melisa (My Kids' Mother) was the First True Love of My Life; NOTHING Will ever change that. Even though there was bad blood between us from the Time she broke the Relationship off for Good, when Jonathan was only 2 Months Old. Which Led to one of the biggest Mistakes I ever made which as it stands turned out to be My 1st Wife, Carrie, a Drug Addict, Alcoholic and a Promiscuous Whore. Well as was Predicted that Turned out to be a fucking Flaming Dumpster Fire! Good thing I Never had kids with her, eh? Then came Tracey, My 2nd Wife, now she couldn't have Children; which I have to be honest with yous; 2 Kids was all I could handle. I ended up starting to see her after Carrie had ran out on Me; but Let's be honest; do yous think I would have made it Work with somebody who is almost 10 Years Younger than Me? Who had 2 addictions? Good thing I Cut My Losses when I did! Now Tracey is the Longest Relationship I have ever had; I was with her for 21 Years when we Divorced in 2018; now that's shortly after I Relocated to Mount Morris; where I have Called "Home" since July of 2018. Now for what turned out to be the Last 3 Years of My Last Marriage; I ended up having 2 "Girlfriends" and of course I put that term in "Quotes" because I don't know if I could say they ever were Worthy of being referred to as My "Girlfriends." Now as I have mentioned before, Brittany, who is Now 32 Years old is a Drug Addict; and of course she Caused me no Shortage of stress and anxiety. After a Year of trying to save her from herself; I decided that she was growing too Toxic for Me! I mean did I really have a shot at something Long Term with someone who is 20 Years Younger than me with a Self Destructive Streak that I couldn't have gotten her off of? In Guess in all honesty; she NEVER REALLY WAS "Mine" at all! Because as I discovered; after her Arrest on Drug Possession Charges which got my Car Impounded over the First Weekend of June in 2016; she was seeing some Fellow Felon, Scumbag Drug Addict; whom I ended up getting into  fight with and could have been seriously Injured in! When all was said and Done I Realized that I had to be done with her. A couple Months Later I meet a Young Woman Named Jessica, who is Now 33; who Grew Up in Genesee County where I Now Live. Unlike Brittany; she doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; yet the age Gap was still a Major Concern since she is Only 8 Years Older than My Son (they share the Same Birthday) she has a Son who turns 12 in March. Yet as I seemed to have Predicted; that Relationship didn't turn out to be any better! Although Jessica didn't cause me as much stress as Brittany did; My Relationships with both women seemed to follow the same Parallels. This is shit yous simply can't make it up, even if yous wanted to! I guess that's why I won't date anybody Younger than 40 Years old anymore! Now check this shit out; When I was about to Move to Genesee County, I Looked at Only 2 Apartment Complexes, 1 in Burton, Near Flint, Genesee County's Hub City, and the One in Mount Morris, where I Now Call "Home." Now Jessica Lived in the Complex in Burton; and she had the fucking GALL to tell me "If you move into that Apartment Complex, not Only will I Not Visit you, but I hope you get shot!" What the fuck kind of "Loving Girlfriend" would hope the Man she Professes to "Love"gets shot? Hearing that; I figured I had to think of a fucking Exit Strategy! After all I Learned a Painful Lesson especially from being with Brittany; now I fell hard for her! And did I ever end up getting burned by that! Now Of course; had My So-Called "Loving Wife" STOOD UP to her Devout TRUMP SUPPORTING Sister, Kelly; chances are I would still be Married and Living in the fucking Shithole known as Pork Huron! Yet, because Kelly Made her CHOOSE between her Husband and her Now Late Father's FABULOUS WEALTH; well I Guess she couldn't get Past the thought of being CUT OFF of her Father's Fabulous Wealth. Even though at that Time I had a Job that I was Making on an Average of $60,000.00 a Year. Well; that was ALWAYS a Problem for My Now Ex Wife; she NEVER ONCE Stood Up to ANYBODY who was Out to Break Us Up! Even though I was the BEST THING to ever happen to her! She NEVER DID seem to appreciate the Fact that I was the Best thing to ever happen to her! Now I have Dated a few Women since I Moved to Mount Morris; but None of them really seemed to Pan Out as in a Serious Relationship Never seemed to Develop. Sure; I fucked these Women; but a Serious Relationship just didn't seem to be in the Cards. Now we shall Fast Forward to August of 2021; when Fate would seem to Intervene again. I was coming Home from My Grand Rapids Route when I was in Lansing (Michigan's Capital City) when I spotted 2 Stacks of Pallets Outside of this Strip Mall Located at the Corner of St. Joe Highway and Waverly Road in Lansing; so since I figured Pallets are a Major Part of How I earn My Living, I decided to Roll the Dice and Venture into this Discount Store; and when I walked in, the first Employee I saw was this beautiful I assume Brunette Woman Named Crystal; I asked her if she's the One in Charge; I knew when I first saw her; I KNEW I Liked what I saw in her! So after she got her Supervisor, and Ultimately I got to Throw the Pallets onto My Truck; but In the Meantime; I had to Take a Gamble on getting to Know Crystal better; so being awkward as far as trying to Let any Woman know that I would Like to get to know her better; I Guessed that Crystal was right around My Daughter's age; but Crystal was a Good Sport about it and she told me that she's 46 Years Old, she has a 28 Year Old Son, a 19 Years Old Daughter and a Granddaughter; which I would have Never Guessed that at all! So I took another Gamble and Gave her My Phone Number. When she went on Break we sat out in front of the Store and I Let it be known that I find her to be very attractive; which she is. As I have gotten to know her; I discovered that her and Me are a Great Deal alike; In Fact I often Refer to her as a "Female Version of Myself," Now ain't that a Rather frightening Visual? But I have Grown to Love her; sure we have had our share of Arguments; which I have to be honest with yous I really don't Like! Not to mention we haven't really gotten to spend any Real Quality Time together; yet it seems as if there's something that Really Makes us Look as if we are a Good Couple; now whether this will be the Case; well I Guess that Remains to be seen! Yet I will say this Much; she's the ONLY Woman who has Changed My Mind about My Decision to Never Again get Married; now will this happen? Again that Remains to be seen! I admit there are some things about me that she doesn't Like; same thing applies here. But as I have said; there seems to be something that seems to draw us together. The Main thing I can say is I Know how I feel about her. One thing she has gotten to notice about me is that I go to Extraordinary Lengths to Please her! I just hope she notices these things; I make no Bones about it that I really do Care about her; and Let's be Honest, Since I ain't getting any Younger; I figure this is My Last Chance at Finding "True Love," so I don't want to waste it on Women who seem to just Can't Value Me for who I am. I especially don't want to waste My Time with Women who are Younger than 40; these are the kinds who say "Age is 'Just a Number!'" Now of course I don't buy that shit for 1 fucking Second! To Me; there's a Certain "Maturity" Factor (Or Lack thereof) in Women who are Younger than 40 Years of Age that Makes me Steer Clear of them! Not to mention Experience is a Valuable Teacher as well! So with that being said could Crystal finally be "the One?" The "Right Woman?" Well, I Guess as the 1984 Hit from the Band, Asia Goes, Only Time Will Tell! Until Next Time; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying That Only Death and Taxes are Guaranteed; because True Love ain't Guaranteed!