2018 The Year In Review....................

O.K. Here it is, another Year is about to Draw to a Close and be written in the History Books. Now how will Michigan's Resident Rocker Close out 2018? The Same way I rang it in; Pissed Off! Now I realize yous are thinking "Is he Channeling his Inner Stone Cold Steve Austin?" Now as we all know Stone Cold Steve Austin was a Heavyweight Champion of the World in the ONLY Legitimate Combat Sport which as every idiot Knows is Professional Wrestling! Now I know there are Fans of Mixed Martial Arts, or the UFC! As everybody Knows I ain't No Fan of that; reason is because as we all Know the UFC is 1000% FAKE! I mean if yous follow that, more Power to yous Just don't expect me to Plop Down My Hard Earned Money to Watch any of that! O.K. As we all know this is where I get to the Point where I Post a Disclaimer in where if yous get Offended easily; then yous need to stop reading this Posting right at this very fucking Point! Because I Never Did give a flying fuck; what anybody thinks of me; of what I say or any of that shit! I speak my fucking Mind and if somebody gets offended; well fuck them! it was January; I was Living in a fucking Shithole of a Building in a fucking Apartment No bigger than a fucking Studio; and the fucking asshole Landlord was Charging Me $600.00 a fucking Month for that Oversized Seedy Dive Motel Room! Sure all of the Utilities were Included; but $600.00 a Month for a Space no bigger than a fucking Walk-In Closet? But that's the fucking Shithole Neighbourhood known as St. Clair, Michigan! Funny thing is; this fucking Building is Located Not even a Half a Mile from a Place I Worked at for a Little Over 3 Years in Kimball Township. Now yous wonder how it is I Never got Laid in that fucking Dive of an Apartment! Well Not even a Simple $20.00 a fuck Hooker would want anybody to fuck her on a fucking Futon; that's exactly what I slept on in that shithole! Now the funny thing is, I still have that Futon! My Life in essence was still headed in a fucking Downwars Spiral; because I was with this Nasty Golddigging skank Bitch Named Jessica; who Lives in New Lothrop, Michigan which is in Shiawassee County. People often wonder how the fuck could I have fucked her with the Distance between her and Me being Damn Near 100 Miles? Well the Short Answer is I didn't! Even though I would wind up Coughing Up Hundreds of $$$$$$ on that Nasty Skank a fucking Week! Now Check this Out; Remember the Drug Addict Named Brittany that I got Mixed Up with back in 2016 and Finally got rid of in April of 2017? Well I was soon beginning to see all too familiar Parallels between Jessica, My Then Girlfriend and Brittany My Ex! The Only Difference is Jessica Doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; so yous would think why in the fuck would she continue to badger me for Hundreds of $$$$$$ a fucking Week, when I was attempting to Overcome the Glaring Mistakes I made with Brittany! Yet I was beginning to find out that Jessica was No Different from Brittany at all! Oh Sure; Jessica Never Made Me PAY to fuck her! Because to tell yous the fucking Truth the Closest I ever got to Putting My dick inside of her was seeing a Photo of her tits; after she Coerced Me into Paying a fucking Speeding Ticket that she had Gotten. Now what was all the More fucked up is the Fact that her Parents Pay for the Insurance on her fucking Vehicle! I wish My Parents would do that for me but as we all fucking know that Bridge has Long since been fucking Napalmed! Now I ain't gonna get into the fucking Specifics about that! That's another Topic for another Ranting from deep within the annals of My Twisted Mind! I was also Working for a Company Called Weeks Food Corp Up until May; Man did I ever fucking HATE that fucking Job! I mean That Place could NEVER Pay Me enough to put up with the fucking bullshit I had to deal with as far as that Job is Concerned! Now with Jessica being the fucking Leech that she truly is Put her together with a Dead End, Subminimum Wage Job that I hated and yous have a formula for a Powder Keg of Misery that was strapped around my fucking back! Well, I Left Weeks in May; and yous talk about a fucking desperate time! Well this is when Mr. Landlord decided to be in touch with his Inner Dump The Gump Trump! Now don't get me fucking Started on that asshole who STILL is Making America a fucking Worldwide DISGRACE! Because as I said I made sure I dedicated a Majority of My Last Rant about how I hate that bastard! Now I know Most of the World Hates that Cocksucker as well! Anyway, I made a decision that Not Only was I going to find another Job; But More than Likely I would be Relocating Out of the Area I had known as Home for Pretty Much My entire Life! But then I Landed a Job at a Company known as Anchor Wiping Cloth in Detroit; and about a Month Later; I Relocated to Mt. Morris, Michigan which is in Genesee County. 10 Miles North of Downtown Flint, Michigan. In July; I Relocated to where I now Call Home! In 2018 My Saturday Night Hockey Team the MSE Wolverines would go on to Win the Fall/Winter as well as the Winter/Spring  Division 6 Chanpionship. But Little did I ever think that I would No Longer be a Member of that Team Come the Fall/Winter Season of this Year. But after a "Charity Game" in Ann Arbor in where we got fucking Humiliated by a 12-1 Score; I decided that I had enough of the stupid bullshit Antics of that Team's Player/Coach who on the fucking Ice amounts to nothing more than a fucking Human Work Zone Barrel! I ended Up Joining the Affiliate Team of the Great Lakes Muskies that being known as the Rivermen! It's awesome! I mean yous talk about a Team that's in essence Like a Family! What More could I ask for? Ah! I am glad yous asked; because in Week 3 of the Season who did we Face? But the Wolverines! A Majority of the Great Lakes Muskies/Rivermen are Former Wolverines, believe that shit or not; but it's True! We ended up Beating the Wolverines by a Score of 8-5. And in that Game I registered My Only 2 Goal Game in the States! How funny is that? I scored 2 Goals in My Only Game against My Former Team! Meanwhile; shortly after I Moved to Mt. Morris, Jessica Royally fucked me over! Now how's this for a Virtual Kick in the fucking balls? In April that Bitch drove all the fucking Way to Macomb County from New Lothrop to attend a Baby Shower for none other than that fucking Drug Addict, Brittany and her fucking Scumbag LOSER Boyfriend! But she Refused to see My Hockey Game a short distance from where this Baby Shoower took Place! What the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Picture? I mean what the fuck kind of a "Girlfriend" did I wind up with? One I wish I NEVER Got Involved with at all! But Fast Forward 4 Months, I was getting settled in My New Surroundings, and what the fuck happens? She fucking Breaks Off the Relationship! Now what brought that On? Get Ready to shit your fucking Pants Laughing; because yous would thing something Like this is only fitting in a 3 Stooges Film! I didn't Pay her fucking Phone Bill! That's Right! Yous read this Correctly! She assumed that Her fucking Financial Obligations were somehow MY fucking Responsibility! I didn't even Live with that fucking Cunt! Good thing I never did Move in with that Bitch! Chances are I would have had to Find a Dort Highway Hooker to get any Pussy; because I knew Jessica wasn't giving me any! But strangely enough when she Broke Off her "Relationship" with Me it was More of a Relief! But the Damage had already been done! Now here's what's all the More fucked up she Threatened to Slap a Personal Protection Order against me and for what? Cutting Off Financial Support! Now the Last Time I checked the Last Time I had a fucking Ring on the 3rd Finger of My Left Hand was before I Got Involved with Brittany! Now somehow I wish I was Like the Cartoon Superhero, Plastic Man, so that I could take a Photo of My Red & White Maple Leaf bearing ass and send it to that Cunt! I know this ain't very Nice; but I wasn't in a Mood to be Nice! Because instead of Helping me heal the Emotional Wounds Brittany Opened Up in My Life all Jessica did was exacerbate them! Now as My Relationship wuith Jessica had wound to it's Conclusion; I felt Less Connected to her! Even if I did fuck her! I still saw the breakup as being Imminent! Now here it is I enter 2019 with No Set Plan as far as to who will be the Woman in My Life. But one thing I know for certain is I ain't Never Getting Married for a 3rd Time! One thing I Certainly to fuck ain't never going to do either is Bring any More Children into the World! In Fact as a Means of sticking to that Plan after I fuck whoever it is that I will be with; Prior to discarding the fucking Condom I will use I will employ a Trick I Learned which is to add a few Drops of Tabasco Sauce into the Condom; that way if she attempts to fill herself with My dick sauce in hopes of hitting the Jackpot of receiving 218 Monthly Payments; well, I know this sounds Cruel, but if More Guys would employ this Tactic; there would be a Lot Fewer Welfare Cases as well as Cases for Family Courts to stick Men with! Well, here's to Hoping that 2019 will be a Brighter Year for all of yous who Read My Rantings as It could be for me as The Calendar Rolls Over. Until Next Time sometime in 2019; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying So Long 2018 it's been Real!