Saturday, March 28, 2020

More Random Rants From Michigan's Resident Rocker

Well; all of yous are in for a Treat because Once again Michigan's Resident Rocker is in the Cockpit Under the Beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of us Know is Canada; and of course since I cannot go to the Rink and do what I Love to do on Saturday Nights which is Play Hockey; I figure why not Entertain and Educate yous with even more Rants from deep within My Twisted Mind? Now I know it's rather Early in this Posting; but Once again since some of yous are either illiterate (Meaning yous Can't Read) or because some of yous simply have nothing better to do than express Self Righteous Indignance Over something I said in My Postings. Again I Post this Disclaimer: If yous are the Kind that Easily "Gets Offended" by the things I say or the Fact that I don't have a filter and I use rather Colourful Language; or I drop an occasional F-Bomb; STOP Reading this Posting from this very Point! I mean who the fuck are yous? Don't ANY of you Self Righteous Pricks have any fucking better thing to do than to "Act Offended"? I mean do yous Look for things to bitch about? Ain't yous the same fucking Prudish assholes who Claim that "Rock Music has 'Subliminal Messages' That Promote Sexual Promiscuity, Drug Use, and The 'Worship of Satan' as well as Bringing a Culture of Evil"? I mean have yous ever heard the Old adage "If yous don't Like it; don't Listen?" Sure I grew up around some Paranoid Motherfuckers who attempted to kick that shit into My Head! Naturally; Once I began to think for Myself; I Rejected that fucking Religious FEAR MONGERING! Now for a Little Background; I began "Throwing the Horns" the very Moment I Made My Debut into the World on November 30, 1969 in Port Huron, Michigan. The Doctor smacked me in the ass and of course I simply Gave him, the Stone Cold Salute! Now for those of yous who don't know what the fuck "Throwing the Horns" Means; I shall explain it; it's simply holding out both the first and Last Fingers on either hand at the Same time. The Late Great Ronnie James Dio Often did this; because it was something His Grandmother did when he was a Child since he Came from an Italian Family this is how he explained it "That Gesture is believed to Ward off Evil." Good enough for Me I say! I dare say that some of yous actually LOOK to be "Offended" so yous can bitch and Complain about something that "Offends" yous! I mean these So-Called "Evangelical Christians" are among the fucking Chief Offenders in this fucking Category! Personally; I think you fucking Pricks NEED TO be "Offended"! Because Most all of yous; Especially those of yous who base your "Christianity" SOLELY on CHURCH ATTENDANCE; who are Looking to have the Very fucking Laws of this Country Based on the Bible, I hate to break this to yous; but the UNSILENT MAJORITY of us say take your fucking "Moral Compass" and wipe your fucking asses with it! Now this Never fucking Ceases to amaze me as to How fucking Gullible these "Evangelical Christians" are. Why do I say this? Please follow along because I shall serve up another Slice of the REALITY Cake to yous! That's correct I am getting to the fucking Cheeto-Toned, RACIST DICTATOR ILLEGALLY Occupying the White House; that's Right I am talking about None other than the fucking LYING CON MAN known as Donald John Trump! Do you Brainwashed fucks HONESTLY in your Cold, Black Hearts believe that Trump is "Honest, Upstanding, and Grounded in the Fundamentals of 'Christianity' and was sent to the White House by God, Himself"? Am I fucking Missing Something? And don't NONE of yous tell Me that yous ain't ever Had Sex with People Other than your Spouses; because that's an Out and Out fucking LIE! I Dare say at Least 90% of these "Christians" have had at Least 1 Extramarital Affair if not More! I Openly Admit when I was Married to My Now Ex-Wife; I fucked at Least 22 Different Women since I said "I do"! Of course that was AFTER she "Went for the Upgrade". Yet; I Never sought to Justify these things; but I ain't the Least bit sorry for why I did it, either! Now this really Galls Me because back in 1998, the fucking Republicans, Led by a Slimy Snake of a Shitpile, Newt Gingrich, Impeached President, Bill Clinton, because he got his dick Sucked by somebody other than his Wife and then Lied about it! Yet the Last Time I Checked we don't Live in the fucking "Puritan Days" of This Country's History having Sex with somebody Other than your "Spouse" ain't no fucking Crime! Yet you fucking HYPOCRITES Labeled Bill Clinton as everything Other than a fucking White Man over that! Now back to the Present Day; Trump has had Several Extramarital Affairs; and yet he COERCED these Women into Signing Non-Disclosure Agreements into Keeping these Affairs Quiet; what I really don't fucking Understand is how they can Slam Bill Clinton Over Lying about getting a blowjob from somebody Other than his Wife; but they can Claim that Donald Trump is a "Fundamentalist Christian", what fucking Planet do yous Live On? Are yous for fucking REAL? Now I ain't a Gambling Man; yet I woiuld be willing to Place at Least a $100.00 Wager that If the United States has a LEGITIMATE "President" in the White House; this Coronavirus; WOULD NOT have become the Problem that it now is! Now that the Coronavirus has become a fucking Reality here on the North American Continent; Once again old Cheeto-Christ (Trump) is once again Looking to Convince the Gullible fucks who Voted this LYING Sack of Shit into the White House that he and his CRIMINAL REGIME are doing a "Fantastic Job" of Handling this Crisis! Well here's a fucking REALITY CHECK that you Trump Supporters are Not going to Like; and whether yous Like it or Not I don't give a flying fuck! Allow Me to sum up the Trump REGIME'S Handling of this Crisis; and I can do it in 2 Words; EPIC FAIL! Now I especially know this will "Offend" My Trump-Supporting Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; yet if she gets "Offended", well, Mission Accomplished! Now as we all Know My Saturday Night Hockey League has been Put on Hiatus until I dare say April 18th at the Very Earliest (and that's a Conservative Estimate) by Executive Order of Michigan Governor, Gretchen Whitmer. As Much as I don't Like being Told that I ain't gonna be Playing Beer-League Hockey on Saturday Nights for at the Very Least the Next 4 Weeks (and trust Me I don't Like it at all). I do have to give Credit where Credit is due; if she did this because she felt it was the Right thing to do in her Heart and Mind for the People of the State I have Called Home for My entire Life, which is Michigan; well then who am I to argue? Now I ain't saying these things because she's a Democrat (and Mind you, I Voted for her in the 2018 Election). I believe she did this because she felt it was the RIGHT THING TO DO! Yet what does the fucking DICTATOR who's ILLEGALLY OCCUPYING the White House doing? Firing off Stupid fucking Tweets attacking Governor Whitmer for showing LEADERSHIP that Trump ain't Capable of showing! Now that fucking Doughy Framed shitstain is accusing Governor Whitmer of "Not being Appreciative"! For what? You fucking DRAFT DODGING COWARD? Not Placing her Lips into the Crack of your fat, doughy ass? Now allow me to submit a Metaphor Equal to what "King Donald" has been "Tweeting" Now as History shows; Former Iraqian Dictator, Saddam Hussein, was a Very Evil Monster; who sprayed Mustard Gas all Over the Kurdish Inhabitants of Northern Iraq! This shit is Rather Well Documented! What the fuck were the Kurds supposed to do Say to Saddam Hussein "Thank you for Spraying Mustard Gas on Us!" Yet you "Evangelical Christians" still say "Trump is a 'Good, Wholesome Christian' who was sent to the White House by God" Wow! I don't know what more I can say along that Topic? Now as we all know even though I am an Independent Voter with No Political Party Affiliation; I have already made up My Mind as to who will get My Vote on November 3, 2020 and it sure to hell ain't  gonna be Donald John Trump! This fucking Shitstain Claims to be a "Stable Genius"; well if that's the Case then tell me something, "Genius", what the fuck is the fucking CURE for this Coronavirus? I mean didn't somebody else describe himself as a "Genius"? Why absolutely; this Character was known as Wile E. Coyote! Despite Declaring Himself as a "Super Genius" how the fuck is it that he Failed in every attempt he made to Catch the Roadrunner (and in a few other Cartoons, Bugs Bunny?) Trust Me; Offending My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly will be among the Least of the Reasons I will be Voting BLUE No Matter who; Mostly because I don't want to see the "America" I was told that it is become Extinct! Of course I will Happily Take My $1200.00 Economic Rescue Checque (assuming that will occur) however I WILL NEVER Refer to Donald John Trump as "President" Let Alone, "My President"! Yet have yous Noticed that the fucking CORPORATE MEDIA NEVER Calls Donald John Trump Out on his BLATANT LIES? Now speaking of Kelly; I have been asked what touched off this Falling Out I had with My One Time Sister-In-Law? O.K. Allow me to address that the Way Only I can. Back in 2014 she ended up Buying Me a Car that I has Specifically asked her not to do because I feared a Falling Out Like what happened in 2015; which in essence was when My Last Marriage had ended. When I wanted to get a Loan for the Car that I NOW OWN Outright; I asked her to Co-Sign for me so that I could get a better Interest Rate and a Lower Car Payment; she Called Me "Abusive" Insinuating that I HIT WOMEN! Which Let me make this Point 1000% CRYSTAL CLEAR; I NEVER ONCE Raised a Hand against ANY Woman in My Life! Period. End of Discussion! But then she went behind My back and told her Aunt BJ to Leave a Voicemail Message on My Then Wife's Phone "The Reason Kelly Won't Co-Sign for your Husband is because he will Lose his Job." What the fuck? After all I ever did was try to get along with her! I mean if she wanted me to fuck her; all she had to do was just ask! Now whether it's because I didn't come from Fabulous Wealth, Like My Former Wife's Siblings did (I assume that's the ONLY Thing she ever had against me). Yet My Then "Loving Wife" BETRAYED ME and REFUSED to tell Kelly to APOLOGIZE for Calling Me "Abusive" and Talking that kind of shit behind My back; Holding Previous failures Over My head! That turned out to be the final fucking Straw! I KNEW I couldn't Stay Married to somebody that I knew did not have My back! Now My Ex Wife and I still do get along Rather well, all things considered and Yes; I still fuck her as well! May I add that My Kids still consider her to be another Mother to them. But as has been consistent with My beliefs that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous; I admit I will fuck Most any Piece of Pussy that is willing to Offer it to me! Now for some of yous being Monogamous works rather well for yous and to that I say "More Power to yous." It simply doesn't Work for me! Now speaking of HYPOCRITES who PRETEND to be Monogamous to their Spouse; abd I think yous KNOW who I am referring to; oh trust Me; did yous Honestly think I was going to allow this fucking DRUNK Off the Hook; by Not Continuing to Challenge that Sack of Shit to Put Up or Shut the fuck Up? Come On! That fucking Pile of Human Excrement has been SLANDERING My Good Name by Calling me a fucking "DOPE DEALER" for the Past 4 fucking Years! Yes; I am referring to My Mother's Husband, Paul; the very fucking Pile of Water Buffalo shit that My Mother has been Married to for damn Near the Past 33 fucking Years! Now I know I have mentioned this but it does bear Repeating; this DRUNK is a fucking Biological Relative of Mine; whom I NO Longer acknowledge as such! Yet this DRUNK is still Referred to as "Grandpa" by Not Only My Kids but My Brother's Kids as well! Now My Kids refer to this "Man" and I apply that term to this DRUNK Very Loosely" Because they don't know who My Biological Father is (Not that I would have allowed him to be anywhere Near My Daughter & My Son; when they were Growing Up)! Now if My Kids want to get to know that Son of a Bitch (assuming he's still alive to this day); well I No Longer have a Say over that! After all, My Daughter, Marjorie is Now 25 Years Old and My Son, Jonathan is Now 23. That Decision is Entirely theirs! Now how's this for the Pot Calling the fucking Kettle "Black"? Once I told him to Go fuck himself He Called me an "Adulterer", yet you NEVER ONCE Called Out My Then "Loving Wife" after she "Went for the UPGRADE!"  Oh Boo Hoo! Am I supposed to Keel Over and Die from being Called that? Son of a bitch; he had the fucking Nerve to say "You're NOT SUPPOSED to Have a Girlfriend when you're Married!" Oh Really? O.K. Assuming that's even remotely true; then why the fuck did YOU; Paul, fuck YOUR OWN GRANDSON'S MOTHER? How is that even REMOTELY O.K.? Now keep in Mind I don't Give a fuck whether it Happened or Not! But that DOES NOT Give yous the fucking RIGHT to throw Rocks at Me! With that being said Tell Me something, Paul how did you and My Nephew's Mother Conduct Foreplay when you fucked her? Did you Snort Lines of BLOW Out of the Crack of her ass? Then Drink Tequila Out of her Pussy? Oh! Am I "Offending" you? Good, I Hope I am! Because what My Mother STILL Sees in you aside from Making YOUR UNCLE, Roger Jealous; I have NO Fucking idea! Yet since My Mother will be Turning 71 Years Old in July; I Can't tell her what to do, nor WILL I assuming I could! You Keep Denying the FACT that you fucked My Nephew's Mother; well then why the fuck don't you take a fucking Lie-Detector Test? Please tell me that? Yet it's all too Clear to me that you're attempting to HIDE that shit from My Mother just Hoping that My Mother will remain Oblivious to that! Now I Challenge ANY Member of My Family to Copy this Manifesto and send it to that DRUNK, Paul; because I would Love to see that Piece of shit come out to Mt. Morris, Only to have his Carcass Left in a Limp, Bloody heap after I Crush his Country Singer Look Alike Face! And trust Me; I don't need no fucking GUN or KNIFE to do My Dirty Work for me! Not Only will I Break your fucking Jaw; but you WILL BE COMPENSATING ME for Calling Me a fucking "DOPE TRAFFICKER" and or a "DOPE DEALER" when you KNOW fully Fucking A-Well that I have had NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH DRUGS IN MY FUCKING LIFE! I don't Give a flying fuck any fucking More what yous think of Me, because News Flash, "Almighty Paul"; I DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER TO YOU! In Fact the ONLY People I "Answer to" are the Ones who are PAYING ME to "Answer to" them! And the Last Time I checked; YOU Ain't the One Signing My fucking Paychecques! So if you have the fucking BALLS to Leave Bloodied and Humiliated; then bring your COWARDLY, YELLOW Carcass out to Genesee County! Otherwise; you best Shut your fucking Mouth about Me "Dealing Drugs" when you KNOW DAMN WELL that there's NO TRUTH to that Statement whatsoever! You know what I did when I discovered My then Girlfriend, Brittany being Cuffed and Placed in the back of an Eastpointe Police Department Squad Car? I Broke the Relationship Off; because I have Committed Myself to Living My Life CLEAN & SOBER! Yes; I admit I made a Terrible Miscalculation in Judgment; by forgetting in the 18 Year Span from the Time My First Wife, Carrie and I had Divorced to the Time I got Mixed Up with Brittany; Just How fucking Manipulative Drug Addicts are; and How Good Drug Addicts are at LYING! I Take FULL OWNERSHIP of that Mistake! Yet I would Like to know Mr. KNOW IT ALL, Paul; if I'm a fucking "Dope Dealer" why was I NOT ARRESTED that Fateful Night? Why wasn't I even Handcuffed? Why wasn't I Lodged in the fucking Macomb County Lockup? Why did I NEVER HAVE to Appear in Court in Relationship to that 1000% FALSE CHARGE you have Levied against me for the Last 4 fucking Years? Where are all of the Arrests Under My Name? Where are all of the fucking, Fines? Where are all of the Court Costs? Why am I not Carrying a fucking GUN? Who are My "Customers?" Who are My "Suppliers?" What am I supposedly "Dealing?" Why is it that every fucking Time I took a fucking Piss Test; it ALWAYS Came Back as "NEGATIVE?" How about answering those Questions TRUTHFULLY, you Delusional DRUNK fuck? As I said, Paul the fucking Challenge has been issued to your Coward ass; do you Accept? Personally, I don't Blame yous if yous don't! But allow Me to forewarn yous that if yous bring your fucking GUN to Challenge Me; be advised that you WILL Be Leaving MY Home with that fucking GUN Wrapped around your head, or shoved in your ass! In other Words: WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING PROOF that I am a "Dope Dealer?" You know what Telling LIES about somebody solely for the Purpose of Defaming Your Target's Reputation is? That's Right, fucking SLANDER! And News Flash; Jackass; You CAN BE SUED for that; and if I am Not Mistaken the Statute of Limitations HAS NOT Run Out on that! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Stay Safe, Stay Healthy and Together we will get through this Covid-19 Crisis!

Saturday, March 21, 2020

To Save "America" Trump MUST Fall.......

O.K. Here it is; Michigan's Resident Rocker is once again in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of us know is Canada; and of course there's Plenty on My Twisted Mind and to say that I am Pissed Off is Putting it Mildly! Now what is it that I am Pissed Off about? Alright as we all know the Corporate Media has been engaging in a Campaign of Fear Mongering over this "Coronavirus"! Now I ain't No Doctor; nor do I have any Medical Training whatsoever! But Quite Frankly this "Crisis" is widely Overblown! Now it has caused the Shutdown of Major Sports Leagues; the March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament as well as My Main Source of Stress Relief-Beer League Hockey! Now as we all Know I Put Up Post-Game Reports based on what My Team(s) do in League Games; well for at Least the Next 2 Weeks that's in essence been Put On Ice! Now comes the Point where I Must Post a Disclaimer in where if yous Get Offended by My Use of Colourful Language; then STOP Reading this Posting from this very Point! I ain't about to allow this "Pandemic" Put My Life on Hold! I will continue to Go To Work and Earn My Living; why? Because I ain't got no fucking Choice! Bills, Rent and Life in General ain't gonna Put themselves on "Hold"! Yet all I have been hearing from the Corporate Media is about this Coronavirus; and to be Completely Honest with yous; I am getting Sick and Tired of hearing about it! Now I would be remiss if I didn't touch on a Subject that has been Pissing Me Off Over the Last 5 fucking Years; and that's My Trump-Supporting Former Sister-In-Law; Kelly; who Resides in of all Places London, Ontario which is in as we all know God's Country-Canada! Now where does this all begin; well Let's take aTrip Down Memory Lane: At that Time I asked her to Co-Sign a Loan for me to Buy the Car that I have Owned for the Last 4 Years A Car that I Recently Paid the Loan on it Off! Now I own it Outright! She had the fucking Nerve to Call Me "Abusive"! Which is Absolutely 1000% fucking FALSE! I have NEVER ONCE Raised a Hand against ANY Woman in My Life! But what really Got Under My fucking Skin; was when Kelly has My Wife's Aunt Call My Then-Wife and tell Her "The Reason Kelly won't Co-Sign for your Husband is because he will Lose his Job." What the fuck? And what's all the fucking Worse; My then "Loving Wife" REFUSED to Demand that her Sister APOLOGIZE Not Only for Calling Me "Abusive" which is fucking SLANDEROUS! But for saying that shit behind My back! For the 17 Years Prior to that; I did everything I could to get along with Kelly! Yet no Matter what the fuck I did It was NEVER "Good Enough" for her! Now where does this sound familiar? Oh Yeah, My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband; who I Vow that I ain't through with Not by a Long Shot! That asshole has been SLANDERING My Good Name by Calling Me a fucking "Dope Dealer" for the Last 4 fucking Years even though he KNOWS DAMN WELL that I ain't NEVER had a DAMN THING to do with Drugs in My Life! Then this DRUNK had been DOUBLING DOWN on that fucking SLANDEROUS LIE! That's In essence the Main Reason I Now Reside in Genesee County; because If I stayed in St. Clair County; his SCUZZY, COUNTRY SINGER LOOK-ALIKE Face would Look Like a Jigsaw Puzzle with a few Pieces Missing! Oh; trust Me you Vile Piece of shit; I ain't through with you! But anyway back to Kelly. Now here's somebody who believes that being from a Fabulously Wealthy Family means that she's "Better than everybody else because of the Family's Wealth! Now when she Lost her Job at Intasco Corporation I dare say back in 2013; I could have easily been a total dick to her; but I didn't! I could have said "Perhaps you should have sucked the Boss off better" or "You should have allowed the Boss to Plow you in your ass!" But I didn't I showed EMPATHY towards her; now Empathy is a Quality that Wealthy People and People from Wealthy Families KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! Now this is Woman who Knows Nothing Else except to Suck & Fuck her way to the Top! Now believe me; Kelly is a Hot Cougar I wouldn't have Minded Making Purr Like a Kitteny Cat after I fucked her! Perhaps that's the Main thing she has against me is because she felt she had NO CHANCE of being fucked by a REAL MAN, Like ME! Yet because I don't have MONEY and CONNECTIONS Like Most of the LOSERS she had to Settle For! Yet all she had to do was ask! I'm sure My Then-Wife wouldn't have Minded sharing Me with her Sister! I don't know that for Certain! Now how's this for Hypocrisy? She referred to My Now Late Father-In-Law as every fucking Name in the Book BUT a "White Man"; However as My Father-In-Law was about to Drop Dead; Kelly and her Thousands of Attorneys Swooped in on Virginia Beach (where he Lived shortly after My Then-Wife's Mother Died; until he Passed Away, Himself) and Picked his Carcass Clean of every Last Dollar He had before he was even Dead! Alright! We have Now arrived at the Main Topic! Now as I had said Earlier I ain't No Doctor, nor will I ever claim that I have been! All I know is; I have Lived My Life Free of Fear! In fact I was Born as we all know in 1969; which is Now Damn Near 51 Years ago; back then after a Baby Boy was Born; the Doctor would smack the Kid in the ass; I ain't exactly Certain as to why; but I do Recall; he smacked me in the ass and Naturally I simply Gave him the finger! That is How I have NEVER Allowed FEAR to Guide How I Live My Life! Now to Clear Up ANY Confusion I was Born in Port Huron, Michigan which is in the United States. Now I know somebody will ask me "Where do you get off on Identifying Yourself as a Canadian Citizen?" O.K. I will answer that by Saying that My Mother was Born in Canada; and she wasn't Naturalized as a United States Citizen until I dare say 2009 or 2010 thus she was a Canadian Citizen at the Time both My Brother and I were Born! Now; this is Something I Learned only 9 Years ago and Obtained My Canadian Citizenship Certificate back in October of 2012! Now during My Lifetime; this Country had 8 Presidents (Notice I didn't Mention the LYING, DRAFT DODGING COWARD who is ILLEGALLY Occupying the White House) Donald Trump? Because Trump IS NOT a LEGITIMATE "President"! Now before I go any fucking further; I DO Invite a Good, Intelligent Debate on why Trump is In the fucking White House; instead of in Prison where he and ALL Members of his CRIMINAL REGIME Belongs! Yet; I WILL NOT Tolerate any fucking NAME CALLING; LAUNCHING COWARDLY BASELESS PERSONAL ATTACKS; in fact If any of yous Can't Provide any FACT-BASED Statements that Trump being in the White House is "Good For America" and SPIN from FOX "News", Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or any Right Wing SPIN Machine IS NOT FACTUAL Information that will support your Arguments on why yous support this Second Coming of Adolf Hitler! Now don't any of yous Dare tell me "America, Love it or Leave it, you Liberal, Pinko, Commie!" Because Let me tell yous something; I have every RIGHT to be Here, because I was BORN Here! Even though I Identify Myself as a Canadian Citizen! As Former Minnesota Governor and United States Navy SEAL, Jesse The Body Ventura said: Quote: "You Can't Mandate Patriotism, it has to be EARNED!" Now I Get it; some of yous will Support this White Supremacist Shitbag, no Matter what; and that is YOUR RIGHT; I will NEVER Quarrel with that at all! Yet allow me to ask you s this Question and believe Me, Hillary Clinton wasn't a Much Better Alternative; because she was Plenty Corrupt in her Own Right: How in your Right Minds if you Call yourselves "Americans" Can yous support A Draft Dodging, White Supremacist, LYING, Corrupt DICTATOR? A DICTATOR who had Vladimir Putin of Russia (A Sworn ENEMY of "America") Intervine on behalf of Trump to Make Certain that the DICTATOR did not Go Down in Flames. Please Explain that shit to me! Because I simply Cannot Comprehend. Now allow me to Give you a Glaring Example of how DICTATOR Trump Qualifies as a RACIST; Now as has been widely Reported by the fucking Corporate Media; thew Coronavirus Originated in China; and of course with Trump being the RACIST BIGOT that he is; he Referred to the Coronavirus as the "Chinese Virus"! Now Let's take another Trip down Memory Lane; how many of yous were around when the fucking AIDS Epidemic was becoming the Biggest thing to fear; you know back in I think it was in 1982 when the First Case of AIDS was Reported; Lo and Behold who was in the White House back then? Why a Republican; That's Correct, Ronald Reagan was President from 1981 to 1989. Now I am certain somebody had said on TV or on the Radio and I believe it was RACIST Trump Cheerleader, Rush Limbaugh who said and again don't hold me to this Quote "Why are we not Quarantining Homosexuals to stop the Spread of this Gay Virus?" Now wouldn't most all of yous consider that statement to be Bigoted? I mean did Limbaugh Honestly believe that if a Gay Man Touched yous that yous would be Infected? Yet this Myth was Quickly Debunked! And I Openly admit; I used to have rather Negative Views about Gays; Until a Man I worked with at Black River Plastics in Pork Huron Changed My Views about His Lifestyle! Now as we all Know Gays CHOOSE to be Gay; but by the same fucking Token; who gives a Rat's ass what 2 or More Consenting Adults do in the Privacy of their Own Bedrooms? Now another Member of this CRIMINAL REGIME is a Homophobic Pile of shit by the Name of Mike Pence; who Preaches "Pray the Gay away!" What the fuck kind of Cowardly bullshit is that? I mean what the fuck? When Pence was Governor of Indiana; did he Peer into the Bedroom Windows of Gay Men to Catch them Having Sex so he can Cram his "Judeo-Christian Values" down their fucking throats? There are some who are More extreme in their fucking Bigotry that Say "Gays Target Little Boys because they Cannot find Men to fulfill their Sick Sexual Fantasies!" Now of course this also has been Debunked as well! In fact studies show that it don't fucking matter what Child Molesters' Sexual Preferences are; Pedophiles are just Plain fucking SICK! Simple as that! Yet Donald Trump has Proven that he's a fucking RACIST BIGOT Long Before he decided to take a fucking Giant Shit all over the Memories of the Men and Women who Paid the Ultimate Price in Defending the United States in Wars on Foreign Soil and Got into the White House. How Many of yous Remember the "Central Park 5"? O.K. for those of yous who May Not be Familiar with this Story in April of 1989 5 Black Men were Accused of Sexually Assaulting a White Jogger in New York's Famous Central Park. Now even though these 5 Men were Exonerated of the Crime; Donald Trump, that's Right the LYING CON MAN who Swindled Millions of $$$$$$$ after Inheriting Billions from his Father; took a Full Length Ad in the New York Times Calling for these 5 Young Men to be Executed! Even after they were PROVEN to be INNOCENT! Which is a Hell of a Lot More than can be said for Trump after he was Impeached for Bullying the President of Ukraine to Launch an Investigation against Joe Biden, the Presumptive Nominee for the Democratic Party to Run against and as I Predict Will Oust Trump from the White House! But because the Senate is Mostly Republicans; and of course they all Line Up every fucking Day to Put their Noses up Donald Trump's Doughy, fat ass! Trump got to Remain in Power! Trump has Sold "America" Out to Russia; who is a Sworn ENEMY of "America" I mean didn't Russia threaten to Blow the United States off the Face of God's Green Earth with Nuclear Weapons? What the fuck Kind of a LEGITIMATE "President" would Call on an ENEMY of "America" to Keep his fat ass in Power? What Kind of a LEGITIMATE "American President" DEMANDS that everybody in his REGIME Swear an Oath of LOYALTY to Trump over "America"? Somebody tell me that! I mean wasn't the Corporate Media Decrying Former Iraquian President Saddam Hussein a.k.a The Butcher of Baghdad Using Chemical Weapons against People he Considered to be his "Enemies" or who he Perceived to be "Not Loyal to him? Now I KNOW for a FACT that Donald Trump would have embraced this Monster because he was as Trump says is a "Strong Leader"! I mean this is How he Kisses the ass of Vladimir Putin or North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un! In fact I will share an Open Letter to My Former In-Laws' "President" that I wish I had the Creative Chops to Write; but I can't take Credit for Writing this but here it is: Craig Alan Wilkins, An open letter to the DICTATOR
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India — a Country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your DICTATORSHIP would be when Putin got you "elected", it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to Life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their Health Insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal Dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! 99% of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all 4.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. DICTATOR. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket. I could not have said this any better, Myself; Thank you, Mr. Wilkins for speaking on behalf of the UNSILENT MAJORITY of the American People! Before I wrap this Up I shall share an article I found at www.politico.com on how Republicans Use FEAR MONGERING about Terrorism, Pandemics and Promise "Protection" from these things if you "Vote Republican Now before yous accuse me of being a Shill for the Democrats; Keep In Mind that even though I was Really Young when the Vietnam War was Raging On and I don't Remember a Lot of the Headlines from Southeast Asia; and who was President when American Servicemen were shipped off to Vietnam? Lyndon B. Johnson, A Democrat!Therefore as an Independent; I Hold Both Political Parties Responsible for this Country being in the Shape that it's In! As far as I am Concerned ALL Politicians are CORRUPT, LYING Shysters who Only Give a Damn about Winning Elections! The ONLY Difference is At Least Democrats Try to Do Right by the People who Elected them to a small degree! Here's the article on How Republicans Use FEAR to Maintain their Grip on Power: Keeping Their Voters Stupid Keeps Republicans Elected
Over the past six years after every election, a relatively common question is why do so many Americans dependably vote against their own self-interests. Despite poor white people in southern red states barely surviving on slave wages, welfare, food stamps, and no adequate healthcare, they routinely vote for Republicans openly campaigning on driving their constituents deeper into poverty. It is true that opposition to Democrats as surrogates for an African American President is driven by racial animus, but even that fails to explain poor white voters electing abusive Republicans promising to eliminate programs that keep them alive and block Democratic attempts to lift them out of poverty.
Founding Father Thomas Jefferson understood how abusive Republicans could succeed, if only they kept the population unenlightened, or in street vernacular blind, dumb, and stupid. Jefferson said, “I know no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them, but to inform their discretion by education. This is the true corrective of abuses of power.”
That was in 1820, but even before that Jefferson wrote that “Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves, therefore, are its only safe depositories. And to render even them safe, their minds must be improved to a certain degree. Therefore, it is imperative that the nation see to it that a suitable education be provided for all its citizens.”
Jefferson was not the first man to identify the death knell of Democracy, or “self-Government,” was an uneducated populace. Republicans understand they could hardly garner any electoral support if the population was educated and informed, so they have went to extraordinary and, often, unconstitutional lengths to keep the populace ignorant by cutting education funding. Whether it is transferring public school funding to private, religious, or underperforming charter schools, or just slashing education funding, Republicans will employ any measure to keep Americans stupid so they will vote against their own self-interests.
On Thursday, another judge ruled that Republicans in Texas used an unconstitutional scam to starve public schools and produce another generation of ignorant Texans to vote for Republicans. The Texas ruling was a repudiation of gubernatorial candidate Gregg Abbot’s defense of slashing well over $5 billion from public schools using an unconstitutional property tax scam. However, the means of slashing public education funding is unimportant, but it is a growing trend among Republican-led states whose goal is simply to maintain a base of support among uneducated voters.
Last week a judge in North Carolina ruled that a Republican privatization scheme was unconstitutional because it defunded public schools by shifting public education funds to private and charter religious schools. The judge correctly stated that the Republican scheme was to “siphon money from the public schools in favor of private schools, fund non-public schools that discriminate on account of religion, and to shift “public taxpayer money to private religious schools that have no legal obligation to teach them anything.” Besides a dirty privatization scam, N.C. Republicans want to keep the next generation of voters blind, dumb, and stupid so they will support policies that keep them in distress.
Last year in Kansas a judge ruled that Governor Sam Brownback’s Draconian cuts to public education were unconstitutional; particularly because the lack of funding was due to using taxpayer dollars to fund unsustainable tax cuts for the rich. Brownback, like all Republicans, desperately needs an ignorant and uneducated citizenry who regularly fall for the insane notion that taking money from the people to enrich corporations and the wealthy is key to an economic Utopia. It is noteworthy that the storied “trickle down” theory has existed for about a generation, and the people that were denied a decent education then ignorantly support Brownback’s economic lunacy that has the state suffering 3 recent credit downgrades and flirting with bankruptcy in the very near future. It is even likely that people suffering the drastic social program cuts enacted by Republicans will vote for Brownback because they are too stupid to understand they are voting against their own survival.
Another Republican state, Louisiana, is fighting federal and state court Lawsuits due to Governor Bobby Jindal’s unconstitutional scheme of stealing from public schools to fund private religious institutions. Jindal, like all Republicans, depends on uneducated voters to support policies against their own self-interests such as rejecting free Medicaid expansion funding, giving free rein to dirty energy industry to foul Louisiana’s air and water, and cut social programs ignorant and uneducated citizens require to survive.
The common theme in keeping their citizens ignorant and uninformed is pandering to voters’ irrational fears. It is why Republicans’ claim Democrats are subverting their religious freedom, taking God out of schools, coming for their guns, and imposing Marxism, Socialism, or communism on the people. If any American does not believe how ignorance borne of an uneducated populace drives opposition to policies that help Americans, take heed of the number of times Republican and teabagger voters bemoan President Obama’s Marxist or socialist policies revealing they have no idea what Marxist or socialist policies entail. If one wants to end a debate, or conversation with a conservative parroting Republican talking points, ask them when the Government came for their guns, what Marxism or socialism is, how their religious Liberty, was subverted, or how President Obama is shredding the Constitution; a document they have never read, much less understand at even a rudimentary level.
It is beyond refute that if the citizens of this country were informed and educated, Republicans would be hard-pressed to get elected as dog-catchers, much less legislators. The assault on public education goes beyond Republican-controlled states as evidenced by congressional Republicans regularly cutting education funding. They, Republicans, know that if the public were educated, they could not demean science as the work of the Devil, or claim contraception is abortion, or push the Christian Bible as true Science. There is a reason so many morons in the conservative movement are certain that God created America, wrote the Constitution, established America’s borders, and installed Christianity as the state religion, and it is simply due to their inability to pick up a history book or the founding document to check Republican claims for veracity.
Americans are not unintelligent, but a fair proportion of them are dirt stupid; it is the only reason a Republican ever gets elected. What Republicans are doing in the states to education is to maintain an ignorant, superstitious, and uninformed voting bloc as well as prepare the next generation to regularly vote against their own best interests. They will continue using any means to destroy public education because they know, as Founding Father Thomas Jefferson said, the only “true corrective of abuses of power is to see to it that a suitable education be provided for all its citizens.” It is a corrective that Republicans are waging a fierce battle against because their electoral survival depends on keeping their supporters uneducated, uninformed, and frankly, stupid from religion. Now allow me to make this 1000% Crystal Clear; Donald Trump is Merely a Symptom of the CANCER on American Democracy known as Republicanism! As I have said "America's" Future is at Stake in November of 2020. "America" Cannot Afford "4 More Years" of the Criminal Trump-Pence REGIME to Remain in Power! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Vote Blue No Matter Who in November of 2020 or "America" as we all know it May Cease to Exist!