Michigan's Resident Rocker's Take On America's "Gun Culture"..........

It has been asked; what could Possibly be on the Twisted, Tormented Mind of One Michigan's Resident Rocker? Plenty and ain't none of it at all Good! Today is "Memorial Day" here in this God Forsaken CESSPOOL; known as Donald Trump's "America." Now as we all know as a Canadian; I DO NOT Celebrate ILLEGITIMATE "Holidays." Now why is this? Well; I will be getting to that Later in this Manifesto. As has been the Case My Favorite time of the Year is Upon us that being Playoff hockey; and I would be remiss if I didn't mention the Flint Firebirds being 1 Win away from Clinching the Wayne Gretzky Trophy for Winning the Championship of the Ontario Hockey League's Western Conference Finals. The Firebirds hold a 3-2 Series Lead over the Windsor Spitfires with Game 6 Tomorrow Night @ Dort Financial Credit Union Center in Flint. A Win Tomorrow Night or Wednesday Night in Game 7 back @ WFCU Centre in Windsor will Propel the Firebirds to the J. Ross Robertson Cup Finals vs. the Hamilton Bulldogs; who have Won 22 Straight Games dating back to the Regular Season. In fact the Last time Hamilton Did Not Win yous would have to go back to March 25 when the Bulldogs were Dealt a 4-3 Overtime Loss to the Sudbury Wolves; who did not Qualify got the Playoffs. The Last Time the Bulldogs Lost a Game Outright was on March 15 @ Peterborough Memorial Centre as they Lost to the Petes (a Team the Bulldogs Swept in the first Round of the OHL Playoffs) 3-1. How's that for a Remarkable Run? To boot the Bulldogs haven't Lost @ First Ontario Centre in Canada's Steel City since December 30. Naturally this foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker will be in Attendance at Tomorrow's Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals to Possibly Witness History in the Making as the Firebirds are Looking to Clinch their first Wayne Gretzky Trophy in Team History; will it Happen? Tune In @ 7:00 PM Tomorrow Night or get your Tickets; because the hashtag #fuelthefire; will have a whole New Meaning should the Firebirds Close out the Spitfires Tomorrow Night. Alright; Moving onto the Main Topic and of course yous all know there is Plenty on My Twisted, Tormented Mind and of course I waste very Little if ANY time speaking My Foul Mind! Now to say I am Pissed Off is a Major fucking Understatement! Now I don't give a flying fuck if yous don't Like the fucking Language I use in these Manifestos; do yourselves a fucking favor; STOP READING THIS MANIFESTO if yous don't Like My Liberal use of the word fuck and or any fucking form of that Word! In fact after what I heard this Past Tuesday (which Ironically is the 62nd Birthday of My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband, Paul a.k.a. the Family PUSSY!) I am beyond the Point of spitting fucking Tacks; I am about to spit fucking Rusty Railroad Spikes! On that fateful Day a fucking 18 Year Old fucking COWARD went into a fucking Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas with a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle and Murdered 19 Children and 2 Teachers! This on the Heels of some WHITE SUPREMACIST PUSSY armed with a fucking AR-15 shot up a fucking Grocery Store in Buffalo, New York! Now I have to ask yous; What the fuck is Wrong with Society in Donald Trump's "America?" How in the Name of a 4 hour fuck can this Barbaric Society continue to Condone Deranged Motherfuckers Obtaining Assault Rifles; Weapons of WAR slaughtering Innocent People? What's all the more fucking Galling is My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; who DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS COWARDLY DICTATOR, Donald Trump and his fucking Republican "Yes Men;" Continues to Vote for these SPINELESS COCKSUCKERS; such as Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun" Cruz; who by the way doesn't that fucking shitball Resemble fucking Grandpa Munster? Texas Governor Greg Abbott, DICTATOR Donald Trump; all of whom had the fucking Condescending Balls to speak at the fucking NRA Convention in Houston which is about 300 Miles away from the scene of the fucking SLAUGHTER! So allow me to address My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; is NOT PAYING YOUR FAIR SHARE IN TAXES on the FABULOUS WEALTH you STOLE from Your Late Father Worth the fucking BLOOD you have on your Hands because of your fucking Desire to Continue to Vote Republican? I know My Former Wife will once again defend Kelly because of course Kelly is Holding My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth over her head! Now have you Noticed that I haven't mentioned her Other Sister, Debbie? There's a Reason for that. I haven't had a Problem with Debbie. Yet then again My So-Called "Loving Wife" NEVER ONCE STOOD UP to ANYBODY who was out to Break Us Up! Whether it was this FAT ASS NOSEY "Friend" of hers, Julie to her fucking Sister, Kelly! Now of course a More Recent Version of this is My Now FORMER Girlfriend, Crystal! Now Crystal allowed her Family to CONTROL her; sounds Like My Former Wife! Now of course I still get along with My Ex Wife; whereas if I ever see Crystal again; it will be too fucking Soon! Alright, I got a Little fucking sidetracked; but I am making a Connection with the Likes of Kelly who simply think that they're "Better than everybody else" because they were BORN INTO or have Fabulous Wealth! Now of course Kelly was BOTH Born Into Wealth; as well as STEALING it from My Now Late Father-In-Law! Here is somebody who NEVER ONCE had to Lift a fucking finger to EARN the Fabulous Wealth she Now Enjoys! Anyway; back to the Main Topic and that is the fucking GUN Culture of this shithole of a Country! While I am Ranting; there are ALL TOO MANY Motherfuckers who need to be Stripped of their 2nd Amendment "Right" To Bear Arms or Right to Arm Bears; whatever the fuck yous want to Interpret that as! Among those is Naturally Paul, My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband who has Presented himself as a Clear and Present Danger to Himself and others! Have yous seemed to Notice that ONLY in Donald Trump's "America" are Mass Shootings are becoming the fucking Norm? The first such Incident that I Recall happened before I was even fucking Born. That's correct; I shall share an article based on the 1966 Massacre at the University of Texas in Austin here it is.  On August 1, 1966, after stabbing his mother and his wife to death the previous night, Charles Whitman, a Marine veteran, took rifles and other weapons to the observation deck atop the Main Building tower at the University of Texas at Austin, and then opened fire indiscriminately on people on the surrounding campus and streets. Over the next 96 minutes he shot and killed 14 people, including an unborn child. The incident ended when 2 Policemen and a civilian reached Whitman and shot him dead. At the time, the attack was the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman in U.S. history, being surpassed 18 years later by the San Ysidro, California, McDonald's massacre.It has been suggested that Whitman's violent impulses, with which he had been struggling for several years, were caused by a tumor found in the white matter above his amygdala upon autopsy. Of course yous would say this fucker "Lost It!" Yet the fucking Mass Shootings have continued and I for one am sick ans fucking Tired of hearing about it! Since that Incident at the University of Texas back in 1966; there have been 89 More Mass Shootings since then. Yous Compare that to the Next Worst Country on this List; which is The Philippines with 18. Yous can access this study by going to  www.statista.com/chart/5746/mass-shootings_-us-the-worst-in-the-world-by-far/. Now what's all the More fucking terrifying is the Easy access to Weapons of War; such as the AR-15. Why the fuck are these fucking Weapons available to ANYBODY OTHER than the Military; I ain't got a fucking Clue! I am so fucking Tired of hearing this fucking LIE of "The ONLY way to stop a 'Bad Guy with a Gun;' is a 'Good Guy with a Gun!" Well Tuesdays Slaughter in Uvalde, Texas Proves that fucking saying is a BALD FACED FUCKING LIE! While that fucking "Bad Guy With a Gun" was in that fucking School Building shooting up the fucking Joint; there were at Least 20 "Good Guys with Guns" standing Outside of that building with their fucking Thumbs in their fucking asses! Why the fuck did it take damn near a FULL fucking Hour for a Border Patrol Agent with balls  to Breach the Very Classroom that this fucking COWARD was MURDERING Innocent People in to finally turn this fucker's Lights Out for good! Now thank God, My Little Headbangers are Now Grown and Not in School No More. Yet yous can also see another Rationale as to why I don't want Grandchildren! I don't want to have to Worry about ANY Potential Grandchild of Mine having to go to a Place where they HAVE to Under Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING; to Parrot the fucking LIES that Donald Trump is Legitimately "President;" being Caught in the fucking Crosshairs of some White Supremacist Madman with an AR-15; and a Mind filled with Trump's LIES about being "Replaced!" In fact I have a few Common Sense Solutions to the School Shooting Problem and of course most of yous would say "Why didn't I think of that?" Here they are: (1) CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS: Now this is a fucking No Brainer! I mean why should Children be FORCED to go somewhere in where they're being BRAINWASHED into believing the LIES of Donald Trump and the fucking Republicans? Think about this; did I Really "Need" to be subjected to 12 Years of Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING to "Learn" any fucking thing I COULD NOT HAVE "Learned" on My Own or from My Parents? In fact a Great way to "Educate" Children is Mandate a Course of the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show; because at the end of each show there's a Segment of "What Did We Learn?" You know while I am ranting on; have yous heard about all of the fucking BULLSHIT that Children ARE NOT ALLOWED to "Learn" in Schools, especially in shithole States such as Florida, Texas; Most anywhere in the fucking "Bible Belt;" In fact allow me to share another Article with yous based on How Children; especially White Children, are being taught to HATE ANYBODY who ain't Like them. In fact Schools In the Southern United States teach these 14 Characteristics of Fascism: Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
    Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
    Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
    Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
    Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
    The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
    Supremacy of the Military
    Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
    Rampant Sexism
    The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
    Controlled Mass Media
    Sometimes to Media is directly controlled by the Government, but in other cases, the Media is indirectly controlled by Government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
    Obsession with National Security
    Fear is used as a motivational tool by the Government over the masses.
    Religion and Government are Intertwined
    Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the Government's policies or actions.
    Corporate Power is Protected
    The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the Government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
    Labor Power is Suppressed
    Because the organizing power of Labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed .
    Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
    Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and Governments often refuse to fund the arts.
    Obsession with Crime and Punishment
    Under fascist regimes, the Police are given almost limitless power to enforce Laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
    Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
    Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
    Fraudulent Elections
    Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections. Yet By the same fucking Token; Children ain't ALLOWED to be Taught the fucking TRUTH about Slavery; about Running Native Americans Off of their fucking Land; attempting to Roll Back the fucking Clock on Civil Rights for any Motherfucker who ain't a WHITE, JUDEO CHRISTIAN, HETEROSEXUAL MALE! Second: Ban Assault Weapons; now this is another fucking No Brainer! Who in the fuck "Needs'" to own a fucking Weapon that by design is meant to do only 1 fucking thing and that's to Kill and or Maim as many Motherfuckers as Possible with 1 Pull of the fucking trigger! As Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the Movie Full Metal Jacket  was Quoted "This Is Not Your Daddy's Shotgun, Cowboy!" Do these PUSSIES who use these fucking Weapons feel as if their fucking Balls have Grown to the Size of Grapefruits; when in Reality their Balls are about the Size of the seeds within! "We're #1!" A Lot of "Americans" would say. Yet when yous are #1 in a Category of Mass Shootings; HOW the fuck is this something to be "Proud Of?" (3) Repeal Immunity for the Manufacturers of these Weapons of War; when their fucking Product is used to snuff out Lives of Innocent People! (4) Vote Out Republicans who accept BLOOD MONEY from Gun Manufacturers; Now as we all know I REFUSE to Vote Republican for a Number of Reasons; Most of all I Vote for ANYBODY BUT Republicans solely to put Sand in My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's pussy!  It NEVER Ceases to amaze Me How Donald Trump's "America" thinks they have the fucking RIGHT to Lecture Dictatorships such as Russia, China, North Korea, and so on Over "Human Rights" Abuses when Donald Trump's "America;" is the fucking Chief Offender in that fucking Category; Practice what yous fucking Preach! (5) EXECUTE Domestic Terrorists; Let's Call a Spade a fucking SPADE; these Mass Murderers are fucking DOMESTIC TERRORISTS! Any Motherfucker who Opens Fire on Innocent People (assuming they Survive the Incident in Question) should be IMMEDIATELY Fast Tracked to the fucking Electric Chair; and Most Importantly Televise these Executions; so that ANY Motherfucker gets an Idea to Grab an AR-15 and shoot  bunch of Innocent People will think twice about doing shit of that sort! And Finally  Strengthen "Red Flag" Laws; make Licensing Owning a Firearm MANDATORY! Think about this if People Need to Be Licensed for the RIGHT to Drive a Car; then Why Not License Owning a fucking Firearm? When is the fucking Congress (Especially Republicans) start Valuing HUMAN LIVES over the BLOOD MONEY they get from Gun Makers? It's LONG SINCE Past Time to Put an END to Gun Violence in this Country; but I ain't  Counting on it! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Congress; DO YOUR JOB; STOP Bowing to the Whims of those who Sell Weapons of War to ANYBODY BUT the Military!

Michigan's Resident Rocker's Curse; Toxic Women...............

This may come as a surprise to some of yous; but Michigan's Resident Rocker has a Lot on My Twisted, Tormented Mind and why Not Sit down in the Cockpit and Write out another Manifesto? Makes sense, eh? Alright; so Let's get down to Brass Tax; as we all know I make it be known as to where the fuck I stand as far as what a fucking EMBARRASSMENT being an "American" is! Now of course the Mere FACT that fucking FASCIST DICTATOR, Donald Trump remaining FREE to Spout Out the BIG FUCKING LIE about the fucking 2020 Presidential Election being "Stolen" and of course the Likes of My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly Parroting this very fucking LIE to anybody who will Listen to her ELITIST fucking Drivel! Makes me Violently Sick! Now of course Last Week one of Trump's RACIST Followers somehow got his Grimy fucking hands on a fucking Assault Rifle and shot up a fucking Grocery Store in Buffalo, New York! Now Please tell me something; does Carrying a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle mean that yous have a fucking set of BALLS the fucking Size of fucking Grapefruits? Wow! Sounds to me Like this fucking PUSSY BITCH is ANYTHING BUT a fucking "Man!" I mean what the fuck is the Matter with these fucking Republicans who My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly is OBSESSED with Keeping in fucking POWER? Now am I saying Kelly is a RACIST? No! Her Interest in Keeping DICTATOR, Donald Trump in POWER; is strictly Financial! Please allow me to explain: As we all know My Late Father-In-Law; was a VERY fucking Wealthy Man; yet Kelly being the fucking 2 faced fucking HYPOCRITE that she is; Called this Poor Bastard every fucking Name under the fucking Sun BUT a fucking "White Man;" However, Once old "Daddy Dearest" had the fucking Grim Reaper knocking at his fucking Door; who comes swooping into Virginia Beach with her thousands of fucking CROOKED Attorneys in Tow? Can any one of yous say Kelly? And sure enough her and her fucking Lawyers Picked his fucking Carcass Clean of every Last fucking Nickel he had! Now why do you suppose that she's so Desperate to have Trump Re-Installed back into fucking Power? Well, yous don't have to be a fucking Economics Major to see this! It's in essence Economics 101; Kelly who STOLE My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth and of course is DESPERATE to NOT Pay her fucking FAIR SHARE in Taxes! And of course with Trump being the fucking CRIMINAL ELITIST that he ended up being who has AVOIDED Paying fucking Taxes for a Majority of his Miserable Existence; and of Course Kelly falls Neatly into that fucking Category! Kelly is Desperate to AVOID Paying her FAIR SHARE in Taxes so she can BUY her Own fucking Congressman; so he can do the bidding of as she refers to Trump as "President" Donald Trump! Now of course it's nothing Personal; I as a HARD WORKING Canadian; want to see JUSTICE Done! I want to see FAIRNESS and fucking EQUALITY be spread all around the fucking North American Continent! Yet so Long as Donald Trump's "America" Remains a fucking OPPRESSIVE SHITHOLE in where those who are Wealthy, White, Judeo Christian, Men have ALL of their fucking God Given RIGHTs but everybody else is fucked? Well; I Guess Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "Dream" of FAIRNESS, EQUALITY and most of all JUSTICE FOR ALL; will not even Occur in My Lifetime! And of course I am a fucking White Man! Yes, I am Proud of being a White Man! However; I don't have ANY fucking RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTI SEMMITICAL and or fucking MYSOGINIST Views! Now allow me to give yous an example: At the Warehouse; I Drive Out of a Majority of the People who Work in that Very Warehouse are black; and you know what? I get alonmg very well with Everybody in that Warehouse! I have even said I have Dated Women of Several Different Races as well! How the fuck do yous Like that? Yes, I have fucked Latino Women, Asian Women, as well as white women! Of course I intend to fuck black woman, Native American Women; Middle Eastern Women I don't Give a flying fuck! I DO NOT Discriminate as to I Put My dick inside of! Now here's something I Cannot Make a fucking Ounce of sense Out of; exactly what the fuck are Donald Trump and his fucking WHITE SUPREMACIST Followers Out to fucking Prove? I mean White People ARE NOT "Native" to this fucking Continent! In fact White People Migrated to this fucking Continent way the fuck back in the fucking 16th Century; yet with all of the fucking INJUSTICES Committed against Black People (Dragging them from Africa and FORCING them Into Slavery) Native People were Driven Off of their fucking Land! And yet these fucking INJUSTICES have Not even been addressed, Let alone been Made Right! However these fucking White Supremacist PUSSIES Claim that these "Minorities" are out to "Replace" them? Now I can honestly say I think I have heard a Little of Everything! What a fucking CROCK! I don't want to hear another damn word about "White Victimization;! Because IT DOES NOT EXIST! Alright; enough said about that Part of this Manifesto! Now as I have mentioned before; Most Every facet of My Life since Moving to Genesee County has been for the Most Part a Success. I have a Great Job; sure I ain't Never Going to be a Millionaire, I Live in a Nice Apartment in Mount Morris; which I can Honestly Call "Home." And I Run My Own Hockey Team. The Team is going by it's Current Name of the Globe Tech Cougars; but come the Fall/Winter Season the Team will adopt the Original Name I have for it which is Genesee County Cougars. And why not? After all; we Compete in Genesee County, Michigan. Yet as I have mentioned the ONLY Facet of My Life that I can't seem to find any Kind of Happiness in is My Relationships with Women! It seems Like all I ever seem to Attract are fucking Toxic Women. Now there are a Couple of exceptions to this Rule. In fact it seems as if I have Only found ONE that ain't out to fucking USE Me; LIE TO Me and FUCK Me OVER! Now I Know I have extensively Mentioned Brittany; a fucking DRUG ADDICT, CONVICTED FELON, and Most of all a fucking Whore! And I figure she doesn't Deserve any More fucking Press than I have already Given her! Next there's Jessica, Pretty Much a fucking CLONE of Brittany; Only difference being that she doesn't Use Drugs (I can't Verify that for a Fact) but yous get the Jist of what I am saying! Now It's Crystal; now yous would think that once a woman Reaches the age of 40 that the stage of LYING, MANIPULATING, USING, and FUCKING PEOPLE OVER that she would No Longer Resort to that shit! Yet after being with Crystal; I Guess that fucking shit Knows NO "Age Limit!" Now how the fuck did I Get Mixed Up with this fucking SLUT from Capital City? (Now for those of yous who don't Live in Michigan, Lansing is Michigan's Capital City). Well, when I met her it was a Chance Encounter; and of course since I go out of My Way to Let it be known if I Like someone; I figured that Maybe this one would be that "Special Someone." Well, I guess it's a Good thing I don't get Paid to "Think," because this fucking CUNT PROVED to be Equally as fucking Bad as Brittany and Jessica! What the fuck Made me think that because she's Now 47 Years Old that she's "Mature?" I guess I Really Wanted to believe that I Finally found someone who will fucking "Love" Me and VALUE Me for ME; but as fate would have it; that turned out to be yet another BIG FUCKING LIE! Yous see where I am Going with this? Now of course throughout the time I have been with Crystal; for One Reason or another I Simply COULD NOT Trust her! I mean when you fucking LIE, MANIPULATE, USE People; it's safe to see how I come to that fucking Conclusion! What makes this all the fucking Worse; is the FACT that she has been seeing her "Ex" Boyfriend, Anthony behind my fucking back! Now Can I Prove this? No; however; all of the fucking Circumstantial Evidence I have Points in that fucking Direction! I mean why the fuck would a woman who Claims that she "Loves" Me; Coerce Me into Driving to a fucking City that is 65 Miles One Way away from where I Live; Only to act as if she CAN'T BE AWAY from Me Long Enough a Couple of fucking Hours Later? And then disappear, only to Not even Tell Me where the fuck she is going? You know what's really Galling? This Anthony LOSER fucking disfigured her face, knocking ALL of her fucking Teeth Out of her fucking mouth by hitting her with a fucking Lamp! Am I fucking Missing Something here? I NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman! Because to Me a REAL MAN DOES NOT PHYSICALLY STRIKE Women! How Much More can I fucking Simplify this for yous? I am a GOOD, HARD WORKING PURE CANADIAN MAN! I was Raised on the Premise that ANY "Man" hitting a Woman is WRONG! Now allow me to make this perfectly Clear I DO NOT NEED a Woman In my fucking Life to feel "Validated!" I WANT One; yet there's a distinct difference between "Need" and "Want!" Yet at what Cost? Why is it that "Nice Guys" Like Me, who Work Hard, Play By The fucking Rules, and Take Care of their Responsibilities ALWAYS Get Walked All Over? Whereas Jerks and assholes who Beat On Women seem to attract Women? I wish I had an Answer to that Question! I ain't gonna fucking CHANGE who I am! I am simply a Case of "What yous see, yous fucking GET!" I Guess My biggest Weakness is I Care Too Much when I happen to wind up with a Woman! And I Guess these Toxic Women can sense that when she gets a HARD WORKING, LOVING, CARING REAL MAN that somehow he's willing to Overlook ALL of the very things that Most Normal Men would walk away from! I know I have heard the saying "Don't worry; the 'Right' Woman will come your way, soon!" Well, to that I say; I simply don't give a fuck about that shit anymore! I mean even My fucking Ex Wife had More than Proven that she wasn't the "Right" Woman for me! Even though I had been Married to her for 16 Years! Maybe I am Better Off Not Getting Involved in ANY Kind of Relationship other than a fucking 1 Night Stand or better yet a "Friends With Benefits" Arrangement! Often Times; I wonder how My Cousin, Carl has managed to be with His Wife, Nanette for I dare say the Last 25+ Years (Now they Got Married in 2000). I wish I knew the Secret to the Sauce! Now don't get me wrong; I enjoy Living alone! But I Strongly DISLIKE Being LIED TO; Being USED and being FUCKED OVER by Toxic Women! I Guess; it's back to the Old Drawing Board; for Lack of a better term! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Keep an Open Heart; but beware because there are all too Many who are out to Harm Yous!

Is America "The Land Of The Free?" Keep Dreaming!

 Here it is once again, Michigan's Resident Rocker is in the Cockpit; under the Beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as I have said so many times before is Canada! Now of course I have been asked if there's something on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; why of course there is and I am Quite Pissed Off to say the Least! Quoting The Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin; "I was Born Pissed Off!" In fact ask the fucking Doctor who Delivered me back on 30 November, 1969; Instead of Crying Like a "Normal" baby after it's Born; I flipped off everybody in the Delivery Room! Now for those of yous who are Looking for My Usual Disclaimer about those who get easily Offended By My Liberal Use of the word "fuck," well apparently a Lot of yous can't fucking Read because apparently when I tell those of yous who get offended easily because I use rather Colourful Language when I write out these Manifestos to stop Reading at the very Point where the Disclaimer Closes; because yous do it anyway! I guess there's a Fair amount of Entertainment Value in most every Manifesto I Post! Nonetheless; This Sunday is Mother's Day; what does it Mean to this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten we all know and Love as Michigan? Not a fucking thing at all! Especially since 6 Years ago My Mother turned her fucking back on her ONLY 2 Sons, because her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband; gave her a fucking Ultimatum! What the fuck kind of "Man" Makes his Old Lady HAVE TO CHOOSE between him and her Child(ren)? I guess when you're Married to a fucking DRUNK; there's No Telling what he would have done! But I guess the fucking Damage has been done! Now as far as I go; well My Mother and I were Never Really that close to begin with, so it's no skin off of my ass! But I can tell it really bothered My Now Late Brother. Even if I wanted to speak to My Mother; I ALREADY KNOW for a fucking FACT; that the fucking DRUNK, Paul, WILL NEVER ALLOW her to do so! If I were allowed to ever speak to My Mother; I would have Made My Signature Dish for her as a Mother's Day Present. Now don't get this Twisted; I ain't by no Means a Chef; as I have said many times before; I Drive a Delivery Truck for a Living. Yet I do Like to be Creative in My Kitchen. Alright; Moving Right Along; I know that a few of yous will get a Little sand in your fucking Pussies over what I am about to say and in Case yous are Curious as to how many flying fucks I give about what your fucking Reactions will be. Let's Just say the answer to that Question is one I can Count on 1 Hand and still have all 5 Fingers Left Over! Now the Heading of this Manifesto asks is Donald Trump's "America" Really the "Land Of The Free?" Who the fuck are yous trying to bullshit? Recently the fucking Supreme Court which is Nothing more than a fucking Extension of the fucking Republican Party; is about to Take Several fucking God Given RIGHTS away; the Big one is Abortion! Now while I Respect everybody's Opinions; I will say this: Abortion is GOOD NOT "Murder!" These Proposed Abortion Bans are Nothing More than a fucking Attempt by a bunch of fucking Wealthy, Old White Men; to Control Women! Don't give me this fucking Condescending Bullshit of "It's all about Life." Like fuck it is! In all Grim Cruel REALITY; yous ain't fucking "Pro Life;" you fucking HYPOCRITES; Let's call a fucking Spade a Spade; you're fucking COMPULSORY PREGNANCY! In fact I say Not Only should we Keep Abortion Legal; Let's take it a Step even further; Let's Make Abortion MANDATORY in Cases of Teenage Pregnancies; Pregnancies by Welfare Cheats to fatten their fucking Welfare Checques; Pregnant Drug Addicts. Those are 3 Excellent Examples I can think of! Now Picture this shit; Let's just say a 12 Year Old Girl Gets Sexually Assaulted by her Mother's Boyfriend; gets Knocked Up and is Ultimately Told "You HAVE TO Have the baby!" What a fucking Indignity, eh? I mean first of all being Sexually Assaulted, I can Imagine is very fucking Traumatizing for ANY Woman; I don't give a flying fuck what her fucking age is! Now what really Makes me want to fucking PUKE is These fucking Republicans (who My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS) have the fucking Balls to say "It's all about Life." Blow it out your fucking ass! Yet Note how Inherently CRUEL; these COMPULSORY PREGNANCY Pieces of shit are; they Claim to be So "Caring" about the Life of the Fetus; Yet once the Little Rat Bastard is born and the Mother Applies for Food Stamps, Medic Aid; and every fucking Form of Mr. Government Aid for herself and the baby; these fucking Condescending Pricks then Turn around and say "You should have thought about that before you had a baby you can't afford to Raise. Who the fuck are these fucking shitbags? Now if I was a Woman; and some fucking LOSER shot his hot dick sauce into me and I got Knocked Up as a Result; if I Don't Want to Carry the Pregnancy to Term; I WILL NOT! Now as we all Know I ain't No Woman; Now I say this as a Father. I have a Daughter and a Son. Now since My Daughter, Marjorie is Now 27 Years Old; I Really Have No Say over whether she Carries the Pregnancy to Term; Personally; if she ever were to Get Knocked Up; and she ain't in a Position to take care of a Child that she would do the RIGHT THING and Terminate the Pregnancy! Yet as I said; I don't have a say over that. Yet I will be completely honest with yous; I have made No Bones about it; I Really Do Not Want Grandchildren of My Own; in fact; I would rather Insert My dick into a Mound of angry fire ants! Now if yous would Like to know how much these COMPULSORY PREGNANCY Whackos Make me Violently Sick; Now I have NO Problem with someone who Opposes Abortion; but those who Hang Out at Abortion Clinics to Coerce Pregnant Women into Carrying Unwanted Pregnancies to Term; I would walk 100 Miles to Punch one of these Cocksuckers in their fucking Mouth! What fucking Business is it of Yours? But Let's Just say this is Only the fucking Beginning! Let's just assume that the 3 CORRUPT Piles of shit Appointed to the fucking Supreme Court by None Other than DICTATOR, Donald Trump; along with Clarence Thomas (A "Justice" whose Old Lady Actively Participated in Donald Trump's INSURRECTION to Overturn the Results of a FREE & FAIR Election that Trump CLEARLY LOST) and of course Samuel Alito; who is another Republican turd blossom! Yet My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly, who Insists that the Election was "STOLEN from Our Beloved 'President,' Donald Trump!" Actively Roots for this VILE Clone of Adolf Hitler! Yet as I Mentioned Abortion ain't the ONLY Fucking God Given RIGHT that Kelly's Beloved Republicans are Looking to Take away. What about The Rights of Gays to Live the Lifestyle they CHOOSE? What about Interracial Marriages? Believe it or Not; Interracial Marriages were Legalized in 1967; it took a Supreme Court Decision in the Case Loving v Virginia for in essence a Black Woman to Marry a White Man; that's the first Example I came across. Or More Recently Obergfell v. Hodges in 2013; which allowed Same Sex Couples the Right to "Marry." Personally; I think Marriage as a whole should be Outlawed! I don't give a fuck whether it's a Gay Marriage, an Interracial One; or whatever the fuck kind of arrangement yous want! Why should a Basic Human Emotion be Turned into a Legal and Binding Contract; that says One Partner Can Sue the Other for Half of what he Earns for the Rest of his fucking Life; when the Marriage goes to shit? Let's examine "Freedoms" for those who are Not White, Male, Judeo Christian, Heterosexual; are yous fucking shitting me? Let's think about How People of Colour are Treated here in the "Land of the Free," Blow that saying out your fucking ass! A Recent Incident in Grand Rapids, Michigan in where a Black Man was Murdered by a White Police Officer. Let's Call this COWARDLY ACT by this fucking Police Officer what it really is; a fucking LYNCHING! And this is a White Man saying this! I mean how in the Name of a 4 hour fuck can this fucking Cop say "His Life was in Imminent Danger when 26 Year Old Patrick Leoya was PINNED FACE DOWN to the fucking Concrete and the Cop shoots this Poor bastard in the back of his fucking head? What about the Murder of Ahmad Arbury in Brunswick, Georgia; this Man was Jogging through a Neighborhood; when 3 KKK wannabes; chased this poor son of a bitch down in their fucking Pickup trucks and fill his ass full of buckshot with a shotgun blast! What about the Obvious Murder of George Floyd in Minneapolis, Minnesota; when a Racist Cop Pinned this man to the Ground with his Knee across Floyd's Neck? These are fucking LYNCHINGS! I don't give a fuck what any of yous say! Does the Murder of 14 Year Old Emmett Till in Mississippi in 1955 Mean anything? What about I Believe it was the 1964 Murder of 3 Civil Rights Workers; which also became known as "Mississippi Burning?" Yet these Pukebag Republicans; are so Hell Bent on turning back the fucking Clock to when Black People were Treated as fucking Property! Why the fuck should I be "Proud" to be an "American" when there's so much fucking CRUELTY going on in this God Forsaken Cesspool of a Country? Apparently Republicans, Led By DICTATOR Donald Trump seem to think that ONLY those who are White, Wealthy, Male, Judeo Christian, Heterosexual deserves to Have NONE of their God Given Rights Stripped away from them! Now to those who say "America, Love it or Leave it!" I say Kiss My Red & White Maple Leaf Bearing Pure Canadian ass! But it doesn't end there. As yous all are all too aware of Gasoline Prices are North of $4.40 a fucking Gallon; Groceries are Getting more Expensive; and so on and so forth. What do these events all have in Common? Inflation? Like the fucking Corporate Media is attempting to spoon feed us? Bullshit! It's Pure fucking Corporate GREED! Allow me to Give yous an Example; the fucking Oil Companies are Using a fucking Civil War In Russia as a Means to Justify their fucking Price Gouging Practices! They, along with the fucking Corporate Owned Media attempt to bullshit People into believing the LIES about the "Price of a Barrel of Oil?" That is pure ficticious Grade A BULLSHIT! Here's the fucking REALITY: Exxon Mobil Made $23 BILLION in PROFITS, not LOSSES in 2021. Chevron Turned $15.6 Billion in Profits; BP Turned a $12.85 Billion Profit from Last Year! What the fuck are we Missing in this Story? Well, My Friends here is the Secret to the Sauce: Stock Buybacks: In fact I shall share the Language of a Petition to Outlaw Stock Buybacks especially By these fucking GREEDY Oil Companies here it is: Stock buybacks, which allow corporations to artificially inflate the value of their stocks, were illegal until 1982. Because stock buybacks create an artificial demand, they force stock prices above their natural level. Corporations spend most of their profits on buying back shares of their own stock rather than investing them in facilities, R&D, or employee wages. The income of working-class people - the true creators of wealth - has remained stagnant for the past 35 years, while the income of CEOs has increased enormously. Today a Larger proportion of a CEO's pay is in stocks and stock options rather than cash. Trump's tax cuts to corporations has pumped up profits, setting buybacks on track to new records.
Stock buybacks do not help companies, only wealthy executives. Allowing this unethical practice has allowed the rich to get richer and richer at the expense of the working class. It is time for stock buybacks to be outlawed again - and forever. Yous don't have to be an Economics Major to see that Unbridled Corporate Greed is the Driving Force behind these Obscenely High Gasoline Prices along with High Food Prices and the List Goes On and On! Safe to say this ain't the "America" I Once Loved when I was a Little Headbanger! Why the fuck do yous suppose that I Identify Myself as a Canadian? Now I ain't saying that these kinds of Injustices don't Occur in Canada, because believe me they do! If yous Need an Example of how these things Occur in Canada; Seek Out a You Tube Video based on the CBC Documentary Show The Fifth Estate. Look for an Episode Based on the Thunder Bay, Ontario Police Department's Treatment of the Native Population in the Northern Ontario City on Lake Superior's far Western Shore! Yet yous don't hear as much about these kinds of Injustices in Canada as yous do here in the States! Believe me as Long as Republicans are Out to TAKE AWAY Rights from those who ain't Like them; America Will NEVER be the "Land of the Free!" Once the fucking Income Inequality, Racism, Anti Semmitism, Mysoginy are Officially eliminated; then This Country can Make that Claim and there would be an element of truth to it! Friends, I ask of all of yous don't Let Friends Vote Republican! In fact I dislike My Former Sister-In Law, Kelly's Beloved Republicans so much, I would Rather wipe My ass with a sheet of 20 Grit Sandpaper after I take a shit; and rinse my ass out with a Turpentine Chaser! Than be caught Dead Voting Republican! Because the fucking Republicans stand for everything that is fucking WRONG with "America!" Yet something tells me that the shit I have mentioned that makes this Country such an Oppressive Shithole will not be Eliminated in My Lifetime; I mean where the fuck do we Live? Fucking Russia? Have yous noticed how the fucking Corporate Media decries the fucking "Human Rights" Violations that occur in shitholes Like Russia, China, North Korea? Yet the way Non White Minorities are Treated by the fucking Police in this fucking Country are often Celebrated on Republican Media Outlets Like FOX "News!" Allow Me to give yous a few Names of the fucking Victims of Police Misconduct: Michael Brown (Not My Late Brother), LaQuan Mc Donald, Breonna Taylor, Malice Green, Eric Gardner, Freddy Gray, Jacob Blake; when will these fucking LYNCHINGS END? I Guess I should touch on the fucking School Shootings in this fucking Shithole, Including the Shooting at Oxford High School in Oxford, Michigan on My Birthday of a fucking Country; yet what Makes Me mad enough to spit fucking tacks; is this fucking THUG from Illinois Names Kyle Rittenhouse; who had his Mother Drive his Coward ass up to Kenosha, Wisconsin Carrying a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle; and for fucking what? So this COWARDLY fucking THUG can Murder 2 Unarmed Protesters after the Shooting of Jacob Blake; now yous want to know what really has me fucking Seething? This COWARDLY fucking THUG GOT AWAY with it, because the fucking Political HACK, Appointed By DICTATOR; Donald Trump allowed this fucking Little THUG to Walk Away Scot Free! If there's ANY such fucking Thing as "Justice," this fucking THUG would be a Prison bitch for the Inmate who whacked Jeffrey Dahmer! I guess in a Perfect World; these Kind of Injustices would be Made Right! What's all the More Unsettling is should DICTATOR, Donald Trump and or any Evil Clone of My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's Beloved "President," Donald Trump EVER Manages to Weasel his way back ILLEGALLY into the fucking White House; what Little "Freedom" Americans Enjoy will be completely stripped away from ALL of us! In fact what I Really fear is Trump and his fucking Sleazy Republican ENABLERS would Pass a Law Making Church Attendance MANDATORY; and this shitbag would appoint Millions of CHURCH COPS to Pound on everybody's door Telling them "Either you go to Church or you go to Jail!" What a fucking Choice, eh? Exactly why Latinos from Central and South Americans want to Enter Donald Trump's "America" is a complete Mystery to Me; Perhaps they're desperate to Cross the Hopeless Desert known as Donald Trump's "America" to Reach the Promised Land; which is God's Country-Canada! I guess one can Only Dream of the Day when Donald Trump is Executed for ALL of the TREASONOUS Crimes he committed while ILLEGALLY in the fucking White House! But I don't think that will happen until after My Time on this Rock known as Earth has Expired! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying a "Free" America is still a Possibility!