Is Religion Destroying "America?"

What the hell is this? Or some of yous may ask; Does Michigan's Resident Rocker have something New on his Twisted,Tormented Mind? Oh Hell to the fuck Yeah, I do! and of course here I am in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which Need I have to fucking Remind yous all is Canada? I have been asked many times before "Weren't you Born in the United States? Therefore How can you Claim to be a Canadian?" Alright; how many fucking Times do I need to explain My fucking History to yous? Alright for those of yous who are New to Reading these Manifestos; I was Born on 30 November, 1969 @ 3:31 AM; which if yous Really MUST Know, is a Sunday. Now the ONLY Good thing to Occur on Sundays is NFL Football! The Rest of that fucking Day can suck my fucking dick! Now in Case yous are Curious as to whether I remember the Specific Days in which Both of My Now Grown Little Headbangers were Born; I can answer that specific Question. My 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie was Born on December 12, 1994 @ 8:35 PM; which was a Monday (which by the way I fucking HATE Mondays! Almost as Much as I HATE My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband!) The Reason I Remember that fucking Day is because I was There; witnessing the Birth of My Daughter. I even Remember she was Born on the 5th Floor of Pork Huron Hospital (Now McLaren Pork Huron) I even Remember what I was Wearing that Day; I was Wearing a Blue, University of Michigan Sweatshirt, along with Maize, Blue & White Zubaz Pants (for those of yous who want to know what those Look Like; simply do a Yahoo, Google or Most any other Search Engine Search and Type in Zubaz in the Box.) Which My then, Fiance (The Now Late Mother of My Kids) Melisa had gotten me for Christmas the Year before. I even Remember the Matchup on Monday Night Football for that Night it was the Kansas City Chiefs @ the Miami Dolphins. I don't exactly Remember the Outcome of that Game. Now as for My 25 Year Old Son, Jonathan; was Born at River District Hospital In East China Township, Michigan (which is Located between St. Clair and Marine City) @ 8:30 AM September 18, 1996; which happens to be a Wednesday; even though I didn't meet him for the first time Until he was a Week Old. Now as I have explained; the History between Melisa and I wasn't a very Pretty One! Ain't it Kind of an oddity that I ended Up Fathering 2 Children with the Same Woman? Well; yous could call that Relationship a Classic "Soap Opera" Story! Yes, Melisa and I got into some Nasty fights; that's for Certain; however she Really Was the First "True Love" of My Life! No matter how yous slice it! And Let's be honest; I always WILL have feelings for her; Good, Bad and or Indifferent! Even though Melisa is Now Deceased; I Know that she Lives on through My Daughter and My Son. Now how's this for an Irony? My Girlfriend, Crystal; has her Kids in the Same Combination; only in a Different Order of Birth and her Kids are about 9 Years apart (Her Son is her Oldest, and Her Daughter is her Youngest) while Mine are Less than 2 Years apart in Age. My Brother also had 2 Children, albeit with 2 Different Women My Nephew, Cody, was Born February 12, 1992, and he is the Oldest Child of the Kids between My Brother and I; while My Niece, Caylee was Born May 29, 2007. Which Leaves a 15 Year Age Gap, between My Nephew and His Half Sister. Of course he also has a Half Brother and another Half Sister. Of course there's another Child that is Out there that there is some Question as to whether she is My Niece or Not. The Backstory on this One is My Brother had Dated a Woman Named Michelle; she Ultimately Got Knocked Up and she had a Daughter on April 12, 1991, Named Erica. Now Erica will be Turning 31 in April and as far as I Know she has a Child of her Own. Now could this Child be My Now Late Brother's Granddaughter? Well; I wish I had an answer to that very Question. Michelle Named My Brother as the Father when it came to the Friend of the CUNT (as we all Know that Agency ain't NO "Friend" of Families!) Now Right around that time Michelle Got Pregnant with her Now 30 Year Old Daughter; she had sex with another Man Named "Mike." I have to be honest with yous; I would Very Much Like to acknowledge Erica as My Niece; I really would! Yet from what I Understand; Erica ain't very Receptive to Taking a DNA Test to establish  beyond the shadow of a fucking Doubt whether My Brother WAS Erica's father! Exactly How can a Paternity Test be Conducted when the Alleged Father is Now Deceased? As I said; I very Much hope that Erica IS My Niece; yet I can't definitively say that. Especially since she has at Least 1 Child of her Own that Child Probably doesn't even Realize she has another Family she ain't aware of (Just for the Record as far as I Know, Erica has a Daughter). Now onto the Main Event as would be said on any Professional Wrestling Card. I know I have shot on Organized Religion before; but this Bears Repeating. How so? Well; Allow me to explain the way I always do! and if yous don't Like My Liberal use of 4 Letter Words then stop reading this Manifesto right fucking Now! Where the fuck do I begin? There are so many fucking Religions and ain't NONE of them at all fucking "Innocent!" Now I Know I have Picked Apart Christianity; and Rightfully fucking so! I mean really fucking think about this; how in the fuck can Anybody Claim to Express "Good, Christian Values" when they use their fucking Religion to fucking Hurt People that are different from them? Allow me to give yous a fucking Example; of some fucking HYPOCRITES who claims to espouse "Good, Christian Values," Most ALL of these motherfuckers are fucking You Guessed it, fucking Republicans! Allow Me to give yous an example of what I call the Worst of the Worst; Republican Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun"Cruz. Now why am I mentioning this fucking Eddie Munster Look Alike? Well this cocksucker is the fucking Gift that keeps Giving! This Pile of shit claims that he's a "Good, Wholesome Christian," Yet Last fucking Winter; when Texas suffered through a Brutal Cold Snap (which is Rather Rare in Texas) which Caused the fucking Power Grid in that fucking State to Fail; thus Leaving Millions of Texican Inbreds without Electricity and Heat; what the fuck did "Cancun" Cruz do? That shitbag; fucking Jumped on a Plane and he Hightailed it to fucking Cancun in Southern Mexico; while his fucking Constituents Froze! Really "Good, Christian Values," eh? How this Trump BOOTLICKER even Walks Upright is a fucking Mystery to me! But consider the very fucking Part of the Country that he Claims to "Represent," Texas, is just as much of a bunch of fucking ILLITERATE fucking Inbreds Much Like that Swamp ass Peninsula, Known as Florida; Texicans are about as bright as a box of Burnt Out Light Bulbs! Cruz is such a fucking Brown Noser to AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump; he basically would Literally eat a Mile of Trump's shit to find where the fucking Corn is! Now where does this sound fucking Familiar? Ah! Of course another favorite Target of Mine, My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly! Now of course as we ALL fucking KNOW, Including My Ex Wife; that Kelly is a Female Version of Cancun Cruz! Kelly is so Desperate to have DICTATOR, Donald Trump Back ILLEGALLY in the fucking White House; because she gets Tax Breaks for STEALING My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth; so she can BUY her Own Congressman to do Trump's bidding! Now I don't know if Kelly has ANY Religious Affiliation (Highly Unlikely) because the ONLY "God" Kelly Bows Down to is the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! In fact; what's really Galling; is that Kelly and her Thousands of Attorneys; swooped in on Virginia Beach Just as My Father-In-Law was about to Kick the Bucket. Now Riddle me this: How the fuck could Kelly, who Basically Called My Now Late Father-In-Law everything BUT a fucking "White Man," all of a sudden do a "Presto-Change-O," and claim to be "Daddy Dearest's Favourite Daughter?" And of course Kelly and her Attorneys didn't even wait until the Poor Bastard's Carcass was Cold before they Picked his ass Clean of every fucking Last fucking Nickel he had! Now I know I got sidetracked; but of course Kelly is a Target for My Wrath, because she FAILS to do the RIGHT fucking THING and APOLOGIZE! Of course; I would be remiss if I didn't Point Out My Ex Wife's "Sudden Conversion" to "Christianity," Right around the fucking Time that she Filed for Divorce: Coincidence? I don't think so! She times this "Conversion" so she can Gain the fucking Court's Sympathy, and therefore Obtain a Large Judgment of fucking ALIMONY against Me! And of course, despite the fact that My Divorce has been Final for over 3 fucking Years; what's to say that My Ex Wife won't try again? Of course I can Rant on about My First Wife, Carrie, that FAT, LAZY SLUT! But I will wait for another time to Carve that fat bitch up! Now other Religions can't say that they don't have their share of fucking Scandals! I have been asked Many Times whether I believe in God or Not! Of course I do! Yet, even though I DO NOT Regularly Attend ANY Church; that doesn't Mean I don't believe in the Almighty, Himself. Now here's something I have Never been able to Understand; how the hell is it that God is Referred to as a Male Pronoun? Ain't there any Possibility that God is a Chick? Here's what I don't fucking Get: Why the fuck is it that Churches are fucking EXEMPT from Paying fucking Income Taxes? Despite the FACT that Churches Are Intertwined with National and State Politics? And almost ALWAYS in Lock Step with the fucking Republicans! Who are the Party of fucking FASCISM! Now here's another Religion I will be on the Offensive against; fucking Jehovah's Witnesses! Now what the fuck is the Premise of this CULT? Do these fucking Brainwashed Motherfuckers go around saying they saw a 9 Foot Motherfucker Named "Jehovah" and say they "Witnessed Him?" Yet there are Documentaries on How this CULT have not only Condoned, but often Would Cover Up for fucking Pedophiles! Now in order to find out what the fuck I am talking about; yous can easily Find Videos of these Documentaries on You Tube. Just go to www.youtube.com and Type Jehovah's Witness Child Sex Abuse in the Search Bar. Now this May be something that My Nephew's Mother May be able to Relate to; since her Mother was Once a Jehovah's Witness. Now what's all the more fucking Sickening; is that the fucking Pedophiles in these "Kingdom Halls" of this fucking CULT actually fucking SHIELD Pedophiles in their Ranks from being Prosecuted for Molesting Children by this "2 Witness Rule!" Now I don't know the Premise of this Rule; and I don't claim to be a Theological Scholar; yet by the same fucking Token I don't know of ANY Passage of Scripture; that says "It's O.K. to Sexually Assault Children!" yet by means of this "2 Witness Rule;" fucking Child Molesters (Especially a Number of Elders in this CULT) have been able to get away with Sexually Assaulting Children! How sick is this fucking shit? In fact; I have dug up an Article on Wikipedia about Jehovah's Witnesses shielding Pedophiles from Prosecution Based on this "2 Witness Rule; here it is: Jehovah's Witnesses' Congregational Judicial Policies require the testimony of 2 material witnesses to establish a perpetrator's serious sin in the absence of confession. The organization considers this policy to be a protection against malicious accusations of sexual assault. The Society maintains that this 2 witness policy is applied solely to congregational discipline and has no bearing on whether a crime is reported to the authorities in Countries where this is mandatory.
The Society states that it is not necessary for both witnesses to have observed the same instance of Child Molestation to establish guilt. Since 1991, statements by 2 victims of separate incidents by the same perpetrator may be deemed sufficient to take action and impose internal sanctions. However, critics argue that such an approach to determining guilt overlooks the seriousness of the initial abuse, and effectively allows a pedophile to go unpunished until he or she has been caught abusing 2 or more different victims. DNA evidence, medical reports, or information from forensic experts or police that proves sexual abuse may possibly be accepted as a valid "second witness", however critics argue that, without mandatory reporting for all accusations of abuse regardless of the local laws, such evidence could remain undetected.
In cases where there is only one eye-witness—the victim—to an allegation of child abuse, elders may monitor the accused individual closely, or even suspend any conspicuous congregation duties—but only if there is evidence based on the testimony of more than one witness to suggest that the alleged perpetrator has abused children. In some instances where there is only 1 witness to molestation, elders may discreetly inform parents in a congregation not to allow their children to spend time with someone accused of child abuse provided such a person has been deemed a "predator" by the local branch office based on the elders' observations. Now exactly How am I saying that Religion is "Destroying" "America?" Think about this: Racism and or White Supremacy is Rooted in Get Ready for a fucking Shock; "Christianity!" In fact the Motherfucking Ku Klux Klan (remember those motherfuckers?) Claim to be a fucking "Christian Organization?" How the fuck can anybody who Terrorizes People who ain't white claim to be a "Christian Organization?" Were the Motherfuckers who Lynched 14 Year Old Emmett Till back in 1955 in Neshoba County, Mississippi Claiming to be "Good, Wholesome Christians?" Was the Trump Acolyte who Murdered Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr in 1968 in Memphis, Tennessee Claiming to be Acting in Defense of Christianity? In fact History shows that the very fucking Foundation for Slavery; in where Africans were taken as Hostages and forced into Involuntary Servitude for at Least a Couple of Centuries (Up Until 1865) was Based on "Good Christian Values!" What Kind of a "God" would say he Condones Treating your Fellow Humans Being Like they are somehow Inferior, because they have a different skin Colour? Yet what's all the More scary is History Shows that Adolf Hitler used "Christianity" as a Means of Wiping Out Millions of Jewish Motherfuckers in what was Nazi Germany! Now Fast Forward damn near 90 fucking Years Later and the United States has it's Own Version of Hitler; Donald Trump! Yet; these Bible Thumping Motherfuckers who Claim that "America" is a "Christian Nation," consistently Vote AGAINST their Own Interests; by Voting FOR the Antichrist; Trump, Himself as well as His Minions! May I add; the way these Bible Thumpers Treat Gays, Lesbians and Bisexuals; which do I need to fucking Remind yous is a fucking CHOICE; Unlike Race; which is something someone is BORN INTO! Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE; I hereby Challenge ANY Gay Man to say to me "I was BORN TO suck dick!" I Challenge ANY Lesbian to say "I was BORN TO eat pussy!" O.K. Let's get off that shit! What the fuck do these "Warriors For Christ" do? Go to a Gay Bar; follow 2 Men to One of their Homes; peer into their fucking Bedroom Window to witness a Man buttslamming his buddy? I dare say these fuckers Probably Jack Off to Gay Porn behind Closed Doors! I mean what fucking Business is it of yours? I mean what the fuck Gives I'll use an example a Bakery Owned By a "Christian Nationalist" the Right to REFUSE to Bake a Cake for a Gay Couple or a Lesbian Couple? Based on his Narrow Minded View of Christianity? Yet by the same fucking Token; I always say don't do business with that Motherfucker; if he thinks he can FORCE yous to adopt his Bigoted Views! Need I remind yous this is 2022, NOT 1952! Who fucking Cares if 2 Men want to Jackhammer each other in the ass? Who cares if 2 women want to flood their bedroom after eating each other out to Induce a Pair of Orgasmic Waterfalls? Allow me to Place a bow on this Manifesto by saying Your "Religious Freedom" ENDS at My Desire Not to fucking Hear about it! Because I don't know what "God" yous Bow Down to; the One that I Know Of and Believe in doesn't Give a flying fuck whether you're Black, White, Latino, Asian, Native American, or Middle Eastern he Created People of ALL Races; in fact we ALL Belong to 1 Race; that is the HUMANS RACE! How the fuck do yous Like Me now? Now I happen to be a White Man who is saying this! So to all of you fucking Bible Thumpers who Compare Donald Trump being back ILLEGALLY In the White House as the "Second Coming of Christ;" take all of that fucking SEWAGE that spews out of the fucking SEWERS under your Noses; and shove it up your fucking collective asses! Because if the fucking Separation of Church and State ain't Reinstated; this Country is Purely and Unapologetically fucked! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying it's time to Exterminate White Supremacy!