Michigan's Resident Rocker Vows To Never Again Get Married.......................

Can it at all be Possible that On a Saturday Night Michigan's Resident Rocker is Once again in the Cockpit; Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of you Half-Wits Know is Canada! Well, believe it for it's 1000% True! That's Correct; as I am sitting in the Cockpit Writing Out this Manifesto from deep within the Chasms of My Twisted Mind! Now the Reason for this is because Michigan, My Home State, which I Hope Someday will Break Free from the United States of Donald Trump, and be Annexed to Join God's Country which as everybody knows and I have stated before is CANADA; is under another fucking Lockdown; thanks to the fucking TRUMP Virus! As a Result of this Latest 3 Week Lockdown, I cannot Play Hockey on Saturday Nights, because all Hockey Arenas across Michigan are Closed! Now what the fuck am I referring to? O.K. for you dumbasses who ask me what's the TRUMP Virus; I shall define it for yous so Boldly that even Simpletons who Consistently Regurgitate the fucking GRUEL of LIES being spoon-fed to yous by the CRIMINAL Donald Trump-Mike Pence REGIME can understand! The TRUMP Virus is the Virus that Causes this Illness known as Covid-19! The TRUMP Virus was first Discovered in China in 2019; now I know I cannot Prove this; however; since I have NEVER ONCE been afraid to State a Rather Controversial Opinion; why the fuck should I stop now? But get ready for a shock but the "Coronavirus" was actually Created in a Laboratory in the United States of Donald Trump; then it was Unleashed in East Asia! For ONLY 1 Purpose; and that was to Keep the AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump In the White House; yet this Foul-Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten Known as Michigan has Great News to Report; the DICTATOR has been DETHRONED! That's correct; even those of yous who Tune Into FOX "News" (this especially applies to My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly in London, Ontario; which is in God's Country) a.k.a Trump TV; HAVE TO Accept the REALITY that the CRIMINAL Trump-Pence REGIME has been OVERTHROWN in this Month's Election! Yet the AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump REFUSES to fucking Concede the FACT that he got his Orange, Doughy Framed ass Kicked! Yet Rather than do the RIGHT THING and Concede; the DICTATOR, Continues to Play Golf (at the American Taxpayers' Expense) and Tweet Out his fucking Temper Tantrums, about how the Election was "Stolen" from him! Oh! Boo fucking Hoo! Joe Biden WON the fucking Election FAIR & FUCKING SQUARE; to where even the Trump REGIME Cannot Overturn the Results! I mean when yous LOSE an Election 306-232; that's a Pretty Sound ass kicking that the DICTATOR is on the fucking Wrong End of! Let's do a Little Math Equation here; shall we? That's a Difference in the Electoral College of 74 Electoral Votes that Trump LOST by! Now if yous Tally Up the Popular Vote; Trump got his ass Whipped by Over 5 Million Votes! If yous want a Visual of what that Looks Like go to You Tube by typing in www.youtube.com and Look for a Video in where Vince Mc Mahon attempts to Initiate Stone Cold Steve Austin into the Vince Mc Mahon "Kiss My Ass Club!" Spoiler Alert; Vince ends Up Humiliated and with Quite a Chapped ass, after Stone Cold Gives Vince a forearm shot to the Stones; takes his Belt Out of his Pants and Literally Whips Vince's ass Raw! Now what would Make January 20, 2021 all the more Special? Ah! I'm glad yous asked. That would be something that I KNOW would Horrify Kelly (who STOLE My Late Father-In-Law's FABULOUS WEALTH) which is when the Capital Police are Escorting Donald Trump, Mike Pence and every one of the CRIMINALS in the Trump REGIME Out of the White House in Handcuffs! Now why am I referring to the Virus that has Sparked this fucking Pandemic that has Caused over 250,000 Americans to Drop Dead; the TRUMP Virus? Now How fucking stupid Must yous be to ask that Question? I mean Trump KNEW this fucking Virus was Nothing to fuck around with and dismiss as a "Hoax," which is a Trademark of Trump's CRIMINAL Reign of Terror in the White House! Son of a bitch I swear this Cocksucker is so damn arrogant; that he calls anything that Casts Trump in a bad Light a "Hoax!" Now I ain't afraid of this Virus; but I ain't about to Risk Contracting this Virus! Sure this Latest Lockdown Pisses Me Off! Yet Governor Gretchen Whitmer was Put in a No Win Situation by those who Pledge Blind Loyalty to the DICTATOR; and would Not Listen to Sound Medical and Scientific advice! Thanks a Hell of a Lot you Jackasses! Now a Lot of these fucking Nutcases stormed the Grounds of the Michigan Capital Building with AR-15 Assault Rifles and Attempted to Kidnap Governor Whitmer; now who do you suppose Gave the Marching Orders to these Gun Nuts? Why? None other than the fucking WHITE SUPREMACIST ILLEGAL Occupant of the White House! I know what yous will say "Wait a Minute; you forgot to Post your Usual Disclaimer about those who Get Offended by your Liberal Use of F-Bombs to stop Reading from this Point on!" And yous are Right; yet I didn't "Forget" to Post that disclaimer; I figure Nobody reads it anyway! Nonetheless; I will say I am sorry that some of yous Don't Like My Liberal use of F-Bombs; but here's what yous Need to Understand: First of all: NONE of yous HAVE to Read what I Post! I ain't Holding a fucking GUN to your Heads and saying "Read what, I Post or else!" From what I Understand; despite DICTATOR Donald Trump's best efforts to STEAL the 2020 Presidential Election, and turn the United States into a fucking AUTHORITARIAN Nation Like the Country that Aided Trump in STEALING the 2016 Election, Russia; this Country is still a "Democracy!" Yous DO NOT HAVE TO READ a damn thing I say! Second; there still is such a Thing as "Freedom Of Speech;" which I exercise on a Regular Basis. Think about this; I am damn near 51 Years Old and I ANSWER TO NOBODY! Unless the People I am to "Answer to" are those who are PAYING ME to "Answer to" them! Yous hear that, Paul Brown, Jr.? Or can't you fucking Read you ILLITERATE fucking DRUNK? Oh No! I ain't through with this fucking DRUNK; Not by a Long Shot! Check this shit out; now if this doesn't show how fucking Delusional this DRUNK is; then I don't know what does. Now can yous believe this shit? He even attempted to FORCE Me off of Facebook! True Story! But of course since this DRUNK DOES NOT OWN that site as usual he fucking FAILED! Now he threatened to Prosecute Me for Remaining On Facebook! Now since when is being on a Social Media Platform a fucking CRIME? I guess it is when a fucking DRUNK is Targeted for Spreading SLANDEROUS FUCKING LIES about Me doing something that even that fucking DRUNK KNOWS FULLY FUCKING A WELL; that I NEVER ONCE ENGAGED IN! Now I ain't gonna keep Defending Myself against these Fucking SLANDEROUS LIES that I am a Drug Dealer! I HAVE NEVER ONCE Sold Drugs in My Life! O.K. Now that I have taken My shot at the LOSER that My Mother has been Married to for the Last 33 fucking Years; I shall take yous into the Main Topic; which is something that some Women I may want to potentially get Involved with Cannot Understand; why is it that I will Never Again Get Married! O.K. I wonder why I even have to explain why it is that I don't want anything to do with Marriage again? O.K. I have been Married Twice; that's Correct! My First Wife, Carrie is a Drug Addict and a fucking Alcoholic; I KNEW Marrying that fat, Lazy Bitch would turn out to be one of the biggest Mistakes I ever made! Now of course I was Nervous before I Married her, even though it was a District Judge who Performed the Ceremony; well I wasn't Nervous for the Reasons Most of yous would think; because I NEVER WAS "In Love" with this Jezebel! In fact I Only saw Carrie as somebody I could Place my dick inside of! Yet because My Mind wasn't in the Right Place because this was about a Year after My Kids' Mother, Melisa had Left me for a fucking PEDOPHILE, I guess this was when Carrie Managed to swoop in Like the fucking buzzard that she is circling around over a dead Carcass! In fact I still cannot believe that I Proposed to that fat CUNT in front of about 3200 Witnesses at a Port Huron Border Cats Hockey Game; what the fuck was I thinking? On what was My "Wedding Day," everything felt completely Wrong! Then when she said "I do," I should have asked "With Who?" I know what yous are going to say; One of yous will ask "I thought you said you don't believe in Monogamy." That still Holds true! Yet I was Monogamous with My Kids' Mother as well as to Carrie and I was fucking Miserable since both Melisa and Carrie were consistently Seeing Other Men behind My Back! It wasn't until My Second (and Most Recent) Marriage; that I realized that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous! In fact; shows Like Jerry Springer and Cheaters are Living Proof of why My beliefs about this are what they are! I mean think about it! I know I have mentioned Male Lions, and How Males in the Humans Being Species are similar, how so? O.K. Male Lions (those who make it to Adulthood) have a Very Limited amount of Time as the "Dominant Male" to where they can fuck as Many Lionesses as they want and Father as Many as 200 Cubs during his Time as the "Dominant Male." Not to mention he is always having to fight Off Challengers! Ones that would Kill his Cubs if Given the Opportunity to do so! Well in the Humans Being Species it's a similar story. A Man has only So Much Time to Enjoy his Time as a "Single Man." because Most women are Desperate to Latch themselves onto a Man so they Don't have to Compete with Other Women. Now Grant it being a Man ain't as Cutthroat as the World of the Male Lion; yet Men have things to deal with such as Erectile Dysfunction; a Wife who Nags him that he ain't bringing Home enough Money. Or worse, and Both Wives in My Life are Guilty of this One; Harping on me about Going to Church! Which is something I have absolutely NO Desire to have anything to do with! Now have yous ever watched the Jerry Springer Show or the Maury Povich Show? In where the Scorned Woman always Yells "He Cheated On Me! Thus making herself appear to be the fucking "Victim," are yous for fucking Real? Now the Last Time I checked; we don't Live in the fucking Puritan Days; where having Sex with somebody other than your Spouse is considered as a Crime! I mean I know My Ex-Wife always Plays the "He Cheated on Me" Card; even though she was the One who "Went for the Upgrade" first! In fact; Instead of Taking Ownership of it and admitting that she was Wrong for having an Affair; she Kept Looking for Justifications for it by saying shit Like "He Makes More Money than you do; He Drives a Newer Car; He's 'Good and Pussywhipped,' He says ONLY what I want to hear!" Yous get the idea, eh? Now I don't Like to use the Term "Cheated On" in that Context, because it Carries a sense of Victimization by the one who's been Scorned! Now Let's analyze where this fucked up Concept of Humans Being having to be Monogamous came from. Why it came from Religion; which as I have said many times before by My beliefs is a fucking Sham! Now I recall from times I actually attended Church, how the Church would Define Marriage as a "Lifelong Union between 1 Man and 1 Woman." O.K. Now Let's examine the Term "Lifelong," because that's supposed to mean until 1 Spouse or both Drop Dead! Am I Right on that? Now why is it that 50% of all Marriages end in Divorce? Can somebody Please explain that shit to me? Why is it that a Basic Human Emotion is Placed into a Legal and Binding Contract that can easily be broken by Only 1 of the 2 Partners of the Deal? Now of course My Mother's Husband thinks he has the absolute "Right" to Lecture me on being a Married Man; even though he fucked My Nephew's Mother; while Married to My Mother! What a fucking Hypocrite, eh? Yet; I don't Give a flying fuck what happens in My Mother's back up Toilet of a Marriage! Why should I?  Now I admit while I was Married to My Now Ex Wife; I fucked 22 other Women, and I ain't the Least bit sorry that I did! Why the fuck should I be "Sorry" for following My Instincts? In fact I shall share an Article with yous on why More Men are Resisting Getting Married; here it is: When you look at this list, it’s understandable why any guy would ask: Is Marriage worth it for men?
The Cons of Getting Married
1. 50% of Marriages end in Divorce.
Divorce statistics have become common knowledge, and although many relationship experts and counselors are trying desperately to convince the public that the Divorce rate is not as high as they think, the reality is most research confirms that an average of 50% of couples DO get Divorced.
That is a big number and if you’re the kind of guy who has been raised in a single parent family because your parents got Divorced, or have experienced the negative effects of Divorce in some way, you are likely to be feeling very nervous about getting Married.
Truthfully, there is no-one who can give you a guarantee that if you get Married your Marriage will last forever. In fact, with so much development happening in the fields of science, nanotechnology, etc., sometime in the future our lives might be extended to exceed 150, 200 and even 300 years.
Is it then realistic to expect a man and a woman to stay Married to each other for hundreds of years? Who’s to say? Like in today’s Society where there are couples who stay Married for 30, 40, 50 and even 60 and 70 years, and couples who get Divorced within a few years and sometimes within a few months after getting Married, couples in the future will have the same odds.
Regardless of what the Divorce statistics have to say, getting Married is a personal choice.
If you meet a woman who is right for you, and if you have the skills as a man to keep the relationship dynamic between you and her balanced, not only will Marriage be worth it for you, you will also be able to make the love, respect and attraction between you and her grow over time. In the end not only can you stay happily Married, your relationship can also grow better day by day.
2. Women only Marry men for their looks and their money.
When a man sees a woman, he automatically feels attraction for her based on how she looks. If she’s beautiful, or even just attractive, a guy will consider having sex with her and even starting a relationship with her, even if he doesn’t like her personality.
Women, on the other hand, are different.
Although a woman will look at a guy and say, “Oooooh, he’s so hot, I’d love to get my hands on him,” if the guy turns out to be nervous, insecure or without direction and purpose in life she will more often than not avoid him.
This is why you will often see really beautiful women with plain or even fat or ugly guys (most women are attracted to guys for reasons other than just his looks). This is why a woman will date and then fall in love with a guy based mostly on how he makes her feel, and on who he is as a man.
3. A woman will take 50% of a man’s wealth when she Divorces him.
We’ve all read the horror stories in the news about some woman taking her husband to the cleaners and walking away with at least half of his wealth. Yes, this happens and no, it’s not cool. However, when a man and a woman not only love but respect each other, they find ways to show this.
If you are avoiding Marriage because you’re afraid a woman will take 50% of your wealth, there are ways around this, like signing a Prenuptial Agreement. If she’s the right woman, SHE will be the one who wants this out of respect and love for her man.
4. Why settle for one woman when you can have sex with many women throughout your life?
This is definitely something that appeals to many men. If this is your view, then by all means don’t get Married. There’s nothing wrong with a guy who chooses to spend his life having sex with new women. Every guy should choose the path that he feels is right for him and that will bring him the most happiness, joy and fulfillment in life.
For some it’s many women, for others it’s commitment and Marriage to one woman. If a guy meets a woman and develops an amazing connection with her and their relationship gets better and better over time, then the idea of throwing all that away for sex with other women may not appeal to him. If love and starting a family is important to you then yes, Marriage is worth it… for YOU.
5. I’ve heard Married women stop wanting sex after they get Married and then they get fat after they have a baby.
One of the things I teach here at the Modern Man is that when you’re truly confident in yourself and in your abilities, and you know how to create and keep creating attraction in your relationship, you don’t have to be afraid that your woman will become like that.
In fact, when you learn to master the art of conversation, the best way to use body language and flirting, and other relationship techniques (which we teach), you will cause your woman to fall deeper and deeper in love with you.
She will feel so much love, respect and attraction for you that not only will she never want to leave you, she will constantly strive to impress you and make you love her more. Only a woman who is unhappy in her relationship because her man has stopped making her feel the way she wants to feel will stop wanting sex with him and will let herself go. In fact; I was Texting a Woman I had Looked up on a Dating Site and I was Hopeful that I would Meet her and see where that had the Potential to go. Well, before I could even Meet her she stated that she didn't want to be with me solely because I decided that I ain't Never Again Getting Married! When I asked why her Rationale for not wanting to be with me was My Refusal to get Married. She stated that "Apparently You don't want a Long Term Relationship." Now of course that ain't the Least bit true! Yet; I Openly admit that I would be a Lot Happier with Multiple Women! In fact I Personally believe that this Outdated notion that Humans Being are supposed to be Monogamous does nothing but Breed Jealousy, Mistrust, Possessiveness; those are things I have no Time or Room for in My Life! In fact I believe that a Man can Intimately "Love" More than 1 Woman at a Time! Same with a Woman with More than 1 Man at a Time! In fact there is a Term for this; it's Called Polyamory! In fact I was once Involved in a Polyamorous Relationship; as was My then Wife! That was something I really enjoyed, but it seemed as if Jealousy was always simmering below the Surface! With My Life being where it now is; I'm a Lot Happier; I Live by Myself and it's Quite Liberating! I don't have anybody to Interrogate me over where I have been or who I am with! Nor do I have somebody Holding My Home Over My Head; and threatening to throw me out in the fucking Cold or throw Me into Jail over a 1000% FALSE Charge of fucking Domestic Violence! In fact; I don't think I will Ever Co-Habitate with any Other Women! Sure; I would Love to have a Girlfriend or 2; but the ONLY way that will EVER Happen is if I am dating 2 Women at a time and they are not Jealous of each other; in fact it would be even better if they were as "In Love" with each other as they would be with me! Now I am Highly doubtful that will ever occur; or at Least Not in My Lifetime! Well, a Man can dream, can't he? Maybe I could find the Ideal Romantic Setting; that is if I can find More than 1 woman who is as Open Minded as I am! Yet, I ain't Counting on it! Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Men, yous have Only 1 Life to Live; Don't allow shit Like Marriage to ruin it