Michigan's Resident Rocker Owes An Explanation To Nobody!

Well, well, well, well, here it is another Time when Michigan's Resident Rocker can sit down in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Canadian Flag that Marks the Cockpit to write out another Manifesto of whatever the fuck is on My Twisted Mind and believe me there's a Lot on it! O.K. As we all know a Lot has changed in My Life since I Last Wrote out a Manifesto into the Very Open Book that is My so far 48 Years that I have been on this Satellite known as Planet Earth. Yet 1 thing has been rather consistent and that is I simply don't give a flying fuck what anybody thinks of me; after all I decided early on (after I Graduated from Port Huron Northern High School) that No Matter how hard yous try, yous ain't gonna Please everybody so why the fuck bother attempting to appease everybody yous come into contact with? Makes sense doesn't it not? Please follow along because I'm just getting started! As I have said earlier, Between doing My Job and Playing Hockey, I haven't had a Great deal of time to Myself to write Out Manifestos of whatever is On My Twisted Mind; so when I do yous can see the Quality of whatever I write out! Now as Most of yous know I Play Hockey In 3 Leagues; Most Infamously 1 of the Teams I Play for the MSE Wolverines, who Play on Saturday Nights @ Fraser Hockeyland in Fraser, Michigan, Played for the Saturday D League Division 6 Championship for the Fall/Winter Season about 3 Weeks ago; and I am happy to say we Skated away with the Championship after a 7-9-0 Regular Season Campaign We Torched every Opponent along the way to the Championship with a Perfect Post Season Record, talk about Living a fucking Stanley Cup Moment! Yes! It's safe to Equate Winning a League Championship with Winning Professional Hockey's Holy Grail! It really is that fucking awesome! O.K. Moving right along; as we all know I am on the Path of Starting My Life Over after 14 Years of Marriage that was Good at times but went Bad after My Soon to be Ex-Wife decided that Loyalty to Me, Her Husband was Nothing but "Strictly an Option"! What the fuck do I Mean by this? O.K. I'm glad yous asked, because I will enlighten yous as to what the fuck I am talking about! It all started when I asked My One Soon to be Former Sister-In-Law a Gorgeous Blonde with a Damn Near Perfect Rack to Co-Sign a Loan so I can Buy a Newer Car in essence to Rebuild My fucking Credit; well as it turned out that was an exercise in futility, because Naturally this Dump The Gump Trump Worshipping ELITIST basically Called Me "Abusive" and Naturally she along with her Sister a Brunette, who has Equally as Impressive a set of Cans have been spreading LIES that "He Hits Women" at every fucking Golf Course and at every $1000.00 a Plate Fundraiser for Dump The Gump Trump that they Attend! In Fact they so worship the Ground that Dump The Gump Trump SLITHERS On that they vowed to stop, drop and suck his dick on site! Yet My Cesspool of a Marriage could have been spared had My "Loving Wife" Done the RIGHT THING and DEMAND that her Family APOLOGIZE for SLANDERING My Good Name by Calling Me "Abusive" and for saying that "He Hits Women" a Charge that is ABSOLUTELY 1000% NOT FUCKING TRUE! Now get ready for something that adds Insult to Injury her Aunt then Left a Voicemail on Wifey's Phone that said "You Sister Won't Co-Sign a Loan for him, because he will 'Lose His Job'". Now after I heard that shit; I decided that I was NEVER AGAIN going to attend ANY Function with her Family and rightfully so! I mean why the fuck should I allow somebody to SLANDER My Good Name, Swallow it and be as she says "Good and Thankful"? Somebody Please tell me that shit! That's the REAL REASON why My Marriage is going to END; Not the Train Wreck who is now My Ex-Girlfriend, Brittany! Oh! Trust Me I will be getting to her in a few Minutes but then the final Insult Came when My Soon To be Former In-Laws Gathered together to "Celebrate" the 90th Birthday of her Aunt and of course I Naturally had other Plans (Which was to Play Hockey that Night) And of course Good Ol' Wifey has the nerve to say "Oh! You'd Rather Play Hockey than be with Family!" Naturally I responded "They ain't MY Family!" Now of course I will still fuck her simply to Piss Off her Uber Wealthy, SNOOTY Family! I can tell that they never really did Like me in the 1st Place but then againI figured that attempting to appease an ELITIST is a Huge Waste of Time. Now don't get me wrong I do Miss the Place I called "Home" for what Turned out to be the Last 4 Years of that Shitpool of a Marriage; I Miss My 2 Cats, Jasmine and Bigboy; after all, they ain't the Reason why I Left My Marriage and neither was Brittany as I said Please bear with Me I'm getting to her! But to remain in a Marriage in where the In-Laws were not going to be Held accountable, made absolutely No Sense to me no more! Not to mention, she NEVER DID ACCEPT Me for who I am; a Loyal Leykis 101 Graduate, who follows his Instincts! She always was attempting to "Change Me" and "Mold Me" Into Cabbie BOY, Lover BOY, Helen Harper, and every PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSY she desired to be with! I Guess that's what I really Love about My Current Girlfriend, Jessica! Now I will get to Jessica Later in this Blog Entry. Now Onto Brittany; Many People ask me "What exactly did you see in that Young Woman who is 20 Years Younger than you?" Now that I Look back on My Relationship with Brittany, I don't have a fucking Clue! Aside from the fact that she's Physically attractive; but don't Let her beautiful face and her Goddess-Like Body fool yous; she was a fucking Nightmare right from the fucking Word "Go"! I mean think about this when a Relationship is Built on a Foundation of LIES then yous have to be realistic; the Chances of a "Happy Ending" are Slim to None! Now a Little about Brittany; she's Now a 28 Year Old Brunette with Blue Eyes a Rarity! But Maybe I should have trusted My Instincts that told me "Get as Far away from this one as yous can!" I should have realized that she was a Drug Addict, something I was Once Married to! That would be a Description of My 1st Wife, Carrie; Now that's a Road I would just as soon not travel down again anytime soon! But Problem was I wanted to believe that Brittany was telling me the Truth that she wasn't Using Drugs; that even though she had been Convicted of at Least I Dare say 4 Felonies that somehow she Cleaned Up her act; and was Ready to be in an Adult Relationship! Yet was I ever dead wrong about her! As It turned out she already WAS in a Relationship, with a Dirtbag named Ryan L. (I ain't gonna use his surname) because he doesn't deserve any other mention other than when I finally Beat his ass; and then I gave Brittany an Ultimatum; either Ryan had to go or I Had to! I never even got to fuck her at all! What the fuck was I ever thinking? I suspected that Brittany was a Junkie; but somehow; I never was able to Connect the fucking dots to Draw the Complete Picture. I Never could Prove that she was Using Drugs which for me is a DROP DEAD DEALBREAKER! Yet Brittany Cost me more than Just Thousands of $$$$$$$ but she cost Me My Relationship with My "Parents"! Now along that front I will say this; My Mother's Husband In essence Crossed a Line that yous simply DO NOT Cross with me; which is to Call me a fucking "DOPE TRAFFICKER"! Anybody who knows me KNOWS for a fucking FACT that I NEVER HAVE HAD Nor ever fucking WILL HAVE ANYTHING to do with Narcotics In My fucking Life! What's all the fucking Worse is the fact that he Put My Mother In the Position to where she "HAD TO CHOOSE" between her Husband and her 2 Sons! Well, apparently My Mother Made her Choice! But so be it! Now check this out; One Day he Called me an "Adulterer" Like I'm supposed to keel over and Die from that Remark! This coming from a DRUNK who fucked his Own Grandson's Mother while Married to My Mother! Now ain't that the fucking Pot Calling the fucking Kettle Black? Now did I give a flying fuck as to whether he fucked other Women while Married to My Mother? Is there any reason why I should have? Since when did we Revert back to the fucking Puritan Days? Since when is Having Sex with somebody other than your Insignificant Other a "Crime"? I mean I Openly admit I have had Sex with at Least 16 Different Women since I was Married to My Now Estranged Wife, Unfortunately Brittany wasn't 1 of them! But then again I wasn't about to PAY her for the Priveledge of having My dick inside of her! Especially not when she Never Made Ryan PAY for a Piece of Pussy from her! Now getting back to My Mother's Husband; this is a Guy who thinks he's "Perfect" and "Makes No Mistakes"; even though he's a fucking DRUNK and a fucking Coward! Now check this out: I Often wonder when he fucked His Grandson's Mother; how did he Conduct foreplay? Did he Snort a Line of BLOW off her ass? Trust Me I saw that shit once and when yous see something Like that yous Never do forget it! Just Like when Brittany was Arrested for Possession of Narcotics the Night My fucking Car was Impounded over that Weekend! I Guess I should have ended My Relationship with Brittany right then and there, but I also Knew that My Marriage was Over so In essence I felt as if I was on an Island? I wasn't sure what the "Right thing" to do was! Perhaps that was Brittany's Life Hitting "Rock Bottom" and from there she had only 1 direction in which to go! But was I ever sadly Mistaken about that shit! She Never did "Grow Up" Get CLEAN and get the fuck away from that asshole, Ryan! In fact she Kept seeing Him behind my fucking back and then LYING about it! Maybe I should have gotten her On the Jerry Springer Show to Get Rid of her for Good! How is it that you Can "Love" somebody if they don't "Love" you in Return? Even after I beat Ryan's ass; I Yelled in Brittany's Direction "IT'S OVER, BRITTANY!" Little did I realize how she could sucker me back in with an e-mail! Perhaps I should have Made my Break and gotten as far away from Brittany as I could have; when she had Originally attempted Suicide; but Having Never been confronted with somebody I Loved and Cared about attempting to End her Life; I wasn't sure what would have been the Right thing to do! Enter this Recovering Heroin Addict Named Mary, who I fucked Only 2 Days after I Met her and she Helped My Finally cut the Lead Weight known as Brittany from around My ankle; but I Knew other than a "Friends with Benefits" arrangement I had no real Interest in Mary at all and I Ultimately discovered that she was no Better than Brittany! It's Safe to say that Brittany caused me more headaches than even a Sledgehammer shot to the fucking balls can cure! To add I made more Mistakes with Brittany than I care to admit to! I guess the final Straw came after I Moved into My Current Home; and she Refused to Move In with Me, at that Point I had to Make a Decision; because she was Ruining me! So I finally ended it for Good with Brittany! Now that My Current Girlfriend, Jessica is in My Life, well, I'm still trying to recover financially from the Problems Brittany Caused me; but at Least I don't have to Cater to Brittany's whims and Always have to "Come Up with and give her $$$$$! Nor do I have to be Paying Upwards of $200.00 a Week on Seedy, Fleabag Motels to keep Brittany In. But to this Day, I still wonder whatever became of Brittany? Who knows? Maybe she finally has Realized that her Life is Worth Living and Maybe she finally got Rid of that Dirtbag, Ryan L. But I ain't in no hurry to find this out! Now a Little about Jessica; she's a 29 Year Old Brunette with Several tattoos on her skin. She also has a Son who will be 8 Years Old in March. Now here's a Kid that Most any Man would be Proud to refer to as "Son". Maybe this is a Chance at Redemption since I feel as If I had Failed so Miserably with My Own Son, Jonathan who is now 21 Years Old! Now I would be remiss if I didn't Mention about 3 Months ago the 1st True Love of My Life, the Mother of My Now 23 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie, as well as 21 Year Old Jonathan; Passed Away, she was 3 Months short of what would have been her 52nd Birthday. I really wish I had not wasted so Much Time attempting to Make her Life as Much of a Living Hell as she Made Mine! I Guess when somebody is about to enter the Afterlife it causes you to change your Perspective. But as I have said earlier I don't Owe anybody an explanation for how I have Lived My Life! Nor do I Owe anybody any kind of explanation about My Relationships and or any of the Women I have Nailed! I figure I ain't hurting a damn soul so I ain't about to change a Damn thing! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life's way to short to seek the "Approval" of Others! Live Your Life On Your Own Terms!