Michigan's Resident Rocker vs. Gross Family; This Is Personal!

What the hell is this? For the 2nd Week in a Row; Michigan's Resident Rocker is seated in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of you fucking Half Wits know is Canada; and Oh fuck Yeah! I have a Great Deal on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; so Let's Not Delay this entry with any Unnecessary bullshit; Let's get doen to fucking Business! As I have mentioned in My Last Manifesto; I am about to tie the Proverbial fucking Knot for a 3rd Time on 27 April, 2024; now why was this Date Selected? Well; if yous Really MUST Know; it's the Day after what would have been My Late Brother's 52nd Birthday (as I have mentioned he Passed away when he was only 49). And Let's be Honest; My Brother may not have Liked a Number of the Women I was Involved with (In fact I ended up fucking a SKANK that he fucked about a Year and a Half before I had My Turn with her). Nonetheless; My Fiance, Jennifer; is one I know he would have Liked; Unlike Crystal (From Lansing) Jessica (From New Lothrop) and Let's Not forget Brittany (From Macomb County). What the fuck was I ever thinking when I got with those fucking SKANK WHORES? Yous want to know something funny? I got a Piece of Pussy from Jen, not even a Month into My Relationship with her; now how Much Pussy did I get from any of her Predecessors? Fuck! I was Lucky if I got to see their tits! Never did I even get a Sniff of their Holes-O-Skank! But come to think of it; Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing; because I mean Jen can suck dick better than even a fucking Dort Highway Hooker can! But thjen again; IF any woman is Offering me and here's the Key Word, Consensual Sex; I sure to fuck ain't going to turn it down! I mean why the fuck should I? Because I'm Engaged to be Married? Fuck No! Hell; the Last Time I WAS Married; My then Wife wasn't My ONLY Source of Pussy! Trust Me when I say that shit! Now some of yous will think I'm Completely Piggish about this, to that I say Since when do I Give a flying fuck about what yous think? Now how many of yous have Read every Manifesto I have Written Word for Word? Just as I suspected! Now as we all Know a Majority of My "Family" Probably ain't going to be at the Joining Of Jen and I in Unholy Wedlock. Why is this? Well; it's No fucking Secret that I have been at War with My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband! Now how does My Mother Play into this fucking shit? Well; when I had a falling out with Paul; the fucking DRUNK! Well; I Guess He gave My Mother a fucking Ultimatum; either choose her fucking DRUNK Husband and the fucking "Security of Married Life" that ALL Married Women are Desperate for; or her Own 2 Sons (as I have mentioned 1 is Now Deceased) and as yous all know her Surviving Son is Airing a Manifesto addressing Most every fucking Grievance I have with My Parents! Now where does My Father Come into fucking Play? I'll get to that Later in this Manifesto. But I ain't fucking Finished with the Occupants of the fucking House I Grew Up in! Even though I haven't spoken to them in Now Over 7 fucking Years; I STILL ain't NEVER Going to forgive My Mother for how she acted Like she couldn't Give a Flying Fuck; when she heard the News of the Passing of her Youngest Son! Now if anything were to happen to My 28 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie or My 26 Year Old Son, Jonathan; I would Probably want to take a fucking shotgun and blow My fucking Brains Out! I know this is something Jen doesn't want to hear; but My Kids have been a Part of My Life Long before ANY Of the Other Women Including their Late Mother have been! Now fortunately Jen Gets along with My Kids (Especially Maggie) so I don't HAVE TO CHOOSE! Now allow me to ask yous somthing; what the fuck kind of a "Man" FORCES his Old Lady to CHOOSE between him and her Child(ren)? I can tell yous I KNOW only 1, Personally, and I fucking DESPISE that Motherfucker even more than I Hate Donald Trump is HATED here in Donald Trump's "America!" Now for those of yous who have been born under a fucking Rock; this ain't the first Major falling out I have had with this fucking DRUNK; but I can fucking Promise yous it WILL BE THE LAST! Yous Hear what the fuck I am saying? And to Members of My Family who seem to think I should "Reconcile" with this fucking DRUNK, I say take your Request and shove it up your fucking ass! Because I ain't NEVER AGAIN Speaking to someone who fucking SLANDERS My fucking Good Name! But what's all the More Unforgivable is How he accused My Now Late Brother of "faking" the very fucking Condition that Ultimately Led to My Brother's Demise! The DRUNK had the fucking GALL to say "Oh, he's faking this so he can Garner Sympathy, and Avoid Working!" Alright, asshole, How's about I go around Pork Huron and Accuse you of FAKING the fucking Injury to your fucking Leg that you had to have Surgically Rebuilt? Doesn't feel so fucking Good to get a Dose of your OWN FUCKING MEDICINE, eh? Like I Honestly Give a fuck what you think! But wait there's more; Now as I have mentioned when My Most Recent Marriage was Drawing to a Close (and trust Me if I wanted to fuck My Ex Wife, I still Could!) this fucking DRUNK had the fucking Nerve to Come to where I was Living (at the Time) and started a Physical Altercation with me and he nearly got his fucking Head Knocked off! After I swung on his ass and Missed (On Purpose, Mind yous) he got his COWARD ass into his fucking Pickup Truck and he fucking BOLTED! Then he kept attempting to Lure Me Out to My Mother's House so he could Pull his God damn GUN on Me! Now why do yous suppose he wanted to do this shit? Because he's fucking SCARED TO DEATH of Me! Now ain't Nobody got any fucking Reason to fear Me at all; Unless you try to start shit with Me, My Fiance and or My Kids! Now the fucking Part that fucking Sucks is this Motherfucker is the ONLY "Man" that My Kids Know as "Grandpa." Considering that Their Maternal Grandfather Passed away when Maggie was only 4 Years Old and Jonathan was only 2. Now I don't think My Kids ever met My Father, and in all Honesty, I ain't in No Hurry to Reunite with him, either! Now as I have mentioned in Previous Manifestos; I have Plenty of Unresolved Grievances against him as well! Funny thing is; I attended Church from the Age of 9 Until I was 14; and of course My Father attempted to Pound his Brand of "Christianity" into My fucking head throughout that time and among the things I was told 1 of the "10 Commandments" is "Honour Thy Father & Thy Mother." Alright; sounds Good on the fucking Surface of it; but My Question is why the fuck should I? I mean ain't Respect something that is to be fucking EARNED? Think about it! Do yous think Jen would be with me if I didn't EARN her Respect and her Trust to begin with? Maybe, but I Highly doubt it! Now onto Jen's side of this Equation; and I'm certain yous were Curious as to when I was going to Start Railing against her Now I think FORMER family is appropriate here. Now where do I begin with these Jerry Springer Show Rejects? Now yous talk about 5 of white Trailer Park TRASH; oh here comes the fucking fun! Well, Let's start with the One that was Most Likely to appear on the fucking Jerry Springer Show (Rest In Peace, Mr. Ringmaster) Tiffany, whom I Nickname Buzzcut! Oh fuck talk about a waste of a fucking Human Life! Now here's a 32 year old Pile of Whale shit; who is best served if she fucking Committed Suicide! Now do I have anything Personal against Buzzcut? Not exactly; But Jen on the other hand has Plenty of fucking Grievances against the Walrus Looking Piece of shit! Fuck can yous Imagine what 400+ Pounds of Chewed Bubble Gum Looks Like? Well get a Look at Buzzcut if yous want a Visual (Ugh!) Now as I said would I fuck this Elephant Seal? Of course I never did say I have a Moral Compass; I would On the Principle of it Although I would Need to Mill Up an entire Grain Silo to find where to Place My dick Inside of this Pregnant Yak! No thanks! I mean she even Resembles Bradley Buzzcut of Beavis & Butt-Head Fame! Now that this fucking Walrus is expecting (Gak!) well that's Just what this fucking World Needs; another LAZY, MOOCHING, AMERICAN FREELOADER on the fucking Republican Run PONZI SCHEME Known as Social Security! In fact I now have another Threatening Communication from Buzzcut here it is, get Ready to fucking Laugh! Here it is:  Hey if you or douche canoe keep threatening to harm us I will find a way to get him deported and I hope he ends up like Scott so you can be as miserable as you have made the rest of the family. I don't even Live on the east coast anymore so him talking crap and hoping we all die is ridiculous. Plus I am 26 weeks pregnant so you allowing him to talk crap and saying i need to get an Abortion and all the other stuff he has been saying.. shame on you. I did NOTHING but be kind to him and I have been so kind to you since your Rapist of a husband died. So you doing this isn't right. Now leave me alone and leave my kids alone. Next time he threatens one of us I will find a way to get him punished in a Court of Law! Is this ever fucking Comic GOLD! Have you Noticed how this fucking FERAL HOG Keeps "Playing the fucking Victim?" Alright Buzzcut; you FUCKING FAT, LAZY FUCKING HIPPO; I will say this shit to where even YOUR FAT ASS can Comprehend this: First of all GO GET A FUCKING ABORTION; you fucking Disgusting FERAL HOG! Second you think yous can get me Deported? Deported where? I was BORN here in Michigan; Port Huron to be exact! I mean you can't even take Care of the Other 2 Kids YOU ALREADY HAVE RUINED! Now you're going to Propagate the fucking Species again? Second; if ANYBODY is going to have her fat ass Dragged into Jail it's YOU! After all it was YOU who has a fucking Order of Protection against, not Me! And you have VIOLATED it at Least 4 fucking Times that I fucking Counted! Now ain't it Kind of Funny that your Oldest Kid Looks Up to ME more than he does his Own fucking Parents? How fucking PATHETIC! After getting a fucking ABORTION Get STERILIZED! Because this fucking World already has a fucking FERAL HOG Problem! Second: How fucking Pathetic do you have to be to Pick On a Dead Man? You call him a "Rapist?" If he saw your FAT, LAZY ass Naked his dick would Countersink into his ass! By the way; you fucking FERAL HOG; why is it that when Scott took a fucking Polygraph Test when you Made your FALSE CLAIM of "Sexual Assault," that he PASSED with flying colours? Yet YOU Chickened Out when it came time to Hook YOUR LAZY ass to a Lie Detector? By the way; who is going to be Facing CRIMINAL CHARGES Not Only for Violating a Personal Protection Order? But also for THEFT! That's Right, because You STOLE Jen's fucking Laptop Computer, Her XBox Gaming System, as well as Several Hundreds of Dollars Out of her Bank Account by Unauthorized Use of her Debit Card; as well as Cruelty To Animals by MURDERING HER CAT, Mittens! Why it's YOU! May I add Solicitation of Assley to PHYSICALLY ASSAULT Jen? Why did you do that, Buzzcut? Because you're AFRAID that Jen would Crumple your ass up and throw you away Like the fucking Piece of Trailer Trash that you TRULY are? In fact if there's any such thing as JUSTICE; the Judge will sentence your FAT, LAZY ass to GET A FUCKING JOB!!!! I haven't Threatened a Damn Soul, Not Yet! All because you're fucking JEALOUS that Jen is about to Marry a REAL MAN; Unlike your Pathetic Excuse for a Sperm Donor that you Call a "Husband!" What's he going to do? Attempt to Assault My fiance? If he even DARES to Harm 1 Hair on Jen's Head, I WILL FUCK HIS ASS UP! Or will he Cower into a Corner and Cry Like a bitch? Now onto Assley, now here's a fucking Psycho Bitch who Needs to Be Locked Up because she's in essence a Menace to Society! Now I ain't got Much to say about this bitch; except that she CLEARLY is an UNFIT Mother; and she's someone who has to settle scores by hiding behind GUNS! Let me tell you this, Assley, you better Make Certain that your first shot Puts Me Down and Puts Me Down for GOOD; because if I Get Up from it; Your ass is GRASS! and My Name is Briggs & Stratton! Alright Moving Right along; Jen's "Mother" well, I Guess her and My Mother both have something In Common; and I can't say it's very fucking Good! I Guess that's about all I will say about Sherrie; about the ONLY Good thing I see in Sherrie is that she Gave Birth to My Future Wife. Which Leads me to the fucking Patriarch of this Family from Hell, Tim; You fucking PEDOPHILE! I Heard ALL of the fucking Stories about how you MOLESTED Jen when she was Growing Up! As the Father of a Child who was Molested; you are the fucking LOWEST form of Human Life that I have had the fucking Displeasure of Meeting! Allow me to say this Much; You better hope the fucking Genesee County Sheriff's Department Puts your ass IN the fucking Genesee County Lockup; because if I Catch Up to you before the fucking Law does I WILL BURY YOUR ASS UNDER THE FUCKING JAIL! And Just to think You can Call Jen a "Black Sheep" ALL yous want because Guess what? When we DO Join Together as Husband ans Wife; your asses ain't going to be welcome! In fact I ain't afraid to admit that I am the fucking "Black Sheep" of My Family; because I KNOW My Late Brother will be Smiling Down on Both of Us; as He Welcomes His Sister-In-Law into Our Family; as will My Kids! Because the People we Refer to as "Family" have been More of a FAMILY to Jen then the entire Gross Family Could ever DREAM of being! So to ALL Of yous I say fucking Commit Suicide; because Genesee County will be a Lot Better off WITHOUT the Gross Family! You want Mass Retaliation; yous fucking GOT IT! Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Family is everything, Unless they're fucking Toxic!

As The Next Chapter Of Michigan's Resident Rocker's Biography Is Written...............

Here it is, a whole New Season and of Course; Michigan's Resident Rocker has Plenty on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; now what the fuck else is new? Now Most of yous act as if I have said something shocking! Not at all. I mean Let's be honest; why should any fucking thing I say shock any of yous? Yet I will be getting to that within a very short frame of time; because as we all know; I have Plenty to Rant about. How so? Well allow me to begin. As we all know we are about a Year and a half from the 2024 "Presidential" Election and of course "Democracy" is on the fucking Ballot. Really? Who the fuck are we bullshitting? "Democracy" in Donald Trump's "America," Has been fucking DEAD for the Last 22 fucking Years! "Democracy" fucking DIED; when the fucking United States Supreme Court INSTALLED King George (George W. Bush) a stupid fucking DRAFT DODGING COWARD into the fucking White House! Fast Forward after 2 ILLEGAL Wars, based on fucking Out and Out LIES! And Let's be Honest, Barack Obama was a Great President and he was a History Making President; he didn't Undo all of the fucking Damage that 8 Years of King George's ILLEGAL Reign of Terror, against "Democracy;" and of course the fucking Decay that we see on a Country I was Once Proud to be a Citizen of! That's correct; I WAS and this is the fucking Key Word; WAS, Proud to be an "American!" That is Until the fucking Supreme Court INSTALLED the fucking LOSER in the fucking Popular Vote Count in the fucking 2000 Presidential Election! And from there it was all fucking Downhill! Now Of course it was in 2010 When I Discovered that I am a Canadian Citizen (By Descent, of course). As we all Know I entered this fucking World on 30 November, 1969 @ 3:31 AM in Port Huron, Michigan! Now Let's be clear; Michigan, the Last time I Checked; is STILL a State here in the fucking CESSPOOL known as Donald Trump's "America!" Not a Province in GOD'S COUNTRY; which as everybody knows is CANADA! In fact; I Look at being a Canadian Citizen as a New Lease on Life! And if yous Must Really Know; Yes; I have a beautiful Canadian Flag Tacked to one of the fucking Walls In My Apartment above the Cockpit from where I( write these very Manifestos on! And I make No fucking Bones about it I am very fucking Proud to be a fucking Canadian Citizen! Even though I Live in Donald Trump's "America!" I have been asked "If you Hate 'America' so Much why don't you Move to Canada?" To that, I answer Why don't you suck My fucking dick? I am an "American by BIRTH! Have I made Myself Clear? Even though every fucking Thing I Learned in the Mr. Government Mandated fucking Indoctrination, known as "School," is a fucking LIE! I still feel as if this Country and the fucking "Democracy" that this fucking Country is SUPPOSED TO BE, can be SAVED! How so? Well, I have a few Common Sense Solutions: Now I realize that some of yous will get a Little Sand in your Pussies over some of these Solutions; but I, Personally don't Give a flying fuck! In fact I NEVER HAVE and I NEVER WILL! Anyway Solution # 1: CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS and Mandate the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show as "Educational Programing!" Now this is a fucking No Brainer as far as I am Concerned! I mean Let's Face it; yous would "Learn" More in 5 Hours a Day, 6 Days a fucking Week of the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show than yous would fucking "Learn" in 12 Years of fucking Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING! I Mean I Drive a fucking Delivery Truck for a Living; did I "Need" to be BRAINWASHED for 12 fucking Years to Know how to Drive a 28,000 Lb Truck? No! I also say this would SOLVE the fucking Problem of BULLYING, School Shootings; yous fucking Name it! What could I have fucking "Learned" in School; that I couldn't have Learned from My Parents and or any Elder Relative and or Friends of Mine? #2: Tax the fucking Churches: What the fuck are we doing? Why is it that Religious Institutions can fucking Influence Politics and Mr. Government's Policies; yet they are fucking EXEMPT from Paying Taxes; despite Raking In Trillions of Dollars in Annual Revenue; yet what the fuck do you suppose ALL of the fucking "Book Bans," Hatred against, Gays, Lesbians (Who by the way CHOOSE that Lifestyle), Racism, Misoginy, Xenophobia, White Supremacy, are Based in? Get Ready for a fucking Shock; Religion! Even fucking Slavery; which the Pre-Civil War South (a.k.a the fucking Confederate States of "America) was "Justified" by Christian Nationalism! Holy fuck! And I am a fucking White Man, denouncing White Supremacy! 3: Ban Assault Weapons: What the fuck are we doing? Now this fucking Goes Hand In Hand with Christian Nationalism & White Supremacy! Does having a fucking AR-15 Give yous a sense of having a Bigger dick? Or do you fucking White Supremacist PUSSIES; who go around shooting up Shopping Malls, Grocery Stores, and or Synagogues; HAVE TO have these fucking Weapons of War to make up for your Own Inadequacy as "Men?" I'm a Proud 53 Year Old White Man who DOESN'T Even Own a fucking Shotgun, Rifle, or a fucking Hand Gun? Why? Because I DO NOT NEED a fucking Weapon; to establish My "Masculinity!" What the fuck is Wrong with Society? #4: Adopt Universal Health Care: Now this is Something that Canada had adopted; and from what I Hear of it; it works Beautifully! Why the fuck do we have a "For Profit" System of "Health Care" In this Country? Shouldn't EVERY "American" Citizen have a RIGHT to see s Doctor if they Choose to do so? #5: Trim the Military Budget by 95%: Now again; this is something that I for the fucking Life of Me can NEVER Understand; why the fuck is Mr. United States Government Blowing Trillions of Taxpayer Dollars on fucking Preparations for War? What fucking Country is Out there wanting to "Kick 'America's' ass?" Donald Trump's ALLY, Russia? Finally: JAIL Donald Trump: Again I say WHY is this fucking CANCER on The Country I was ONCE Proud to be a Citizen Of; still FREE? I Mean here is a Pile of fucking SHIT; who fucking thinks that He's "Above the fucking Law!" This Cocksucker seems to think that things Like LAWS, RULES and REGULATIONS DO NOT APPLY TO HIM! Now allow me to ask yous this Question: If I was to Touch Women in a Sexual Manner without their Consent, Collude with an ENEMY Government (Russia) to STEAL an Election, Build an ILLEGAL Wall on the Southern Border of this fucking Country, Spread White Supremacist PROPAGANDA across this Country, Order a Violent Attack on this Nation's Capitol because I LOST Said Election to Stay In Power, STOLE "Classified" Documents, Failed to Pay ANY Taxes over the Last 60 Years, and the fucking List Goes On and On; what do yous suppose would happen to Me? Holy shit! I would Probably be Subjected to the fucking Electric Chair, Placed in front of a fucking Firing Squad, Placed in a fucking Gas Chamber, and Lethally Injected, probably all at Once; if any such fucking thing can occur! Yet why is this fucking Orange Horse's ass allowed to fucking Remain FREE? Let alone being allowed to Run for "President?" Please explain that fucking shit to me! Of course, I already KNOW that My former Sister-In-Law, Kelly, would Violently PROTEST Trump being subjected to JUSTICE; because as we all Know, Kelly is a fucking ELITIST SNOB who STOLE My Now Late Father-In-Law's FABULOUS WEALTH and she CLEARLY DOES NOT WANT to Pay her FAIR SHARE in Taxes! Nonetheless, I Promised yous that I would Reveal something to yous that I thought I Would NEVER AGAIN wind up doing; but as it has been said before I guess yous could say that the "Right" Woman has finally Come My Way. That's correct, My Friends; Once again I am Headed to the Dreaded Institution Known as Marriage! Well, if (and some of yous do) know My Fiance, Jennifer Rose Flores; yous Can see why I changed My Mind as she Made her way into My Cold Black Heart and has showed me that a Man can be Loved for who he actually is! Now for those of yous who do Know who I am; yous all know that I am a Very Open Minded Man who Marches to the Beat of his Own Drums! I believe in doing as My fucking Instincts tell me to do, what do I mean? Well, Please allow me to explain and I'm certain that a Lot of My Male Friends can Relate to this shit; if a woman offers me an Opportunity to have Consensual Sex with her; of course, I'm going to fuck her! It's that fucking easy! And Jen Understands that's a big part of who I am! Now How many of yous have had a fucking Monogamous anvil Tied around your fucking Nut Sac? Have yous seemed to Notice that Women Often Weaponize the Term "Cheating?" Give me a fucking break! I Mean even My Ex-Wife, Tracey Accused Me of "Cheating On Her!" Are yous fucking shitting Me? I don't Like to use the fucking Word "Cheating" In that fucking Context! I mean it Gives the Person who wasn't Involved with his/her Insignificant Other the Connotation of "Victimization." Are yous fucking Serious? Now as we all Know, Jerry Springer, Passed Away about a Couple Weeks ago; yet when his Show was among the Most Popular Daytime Talk Shows; what was the Main Topic? Yous fucking Guessed it, People in Relationships who have fucked Someone other than their Insignificant Others! And if yous watched ANY fucking Episode of Jerry Springer, or another Popular TV Show, "Cheaters," yous would see what a fucking Fallacy the Premise of "Humans Being are Meant to be Monogamous" is! Bullshit! And may I add; what's that faulty Premise Based in? Get Ready for a fucking Shock; Religion! Now I Personally don't give a flying fuck what the Bible, the Quran or any fucking Religious Holy Book says about "Marriage!" Now these fucking Books say "Marriage is a Lifelong Union Between 1 Man & 1 Woman." Now, I don't Know when these fucking Books were Originally Written; yet Let's Fast Forward to 2023. Society is considerably Different Now than it was say in 1953; Fancy that shit; that happened to be when Both of My fucking Birth Parents were Really Young. In case yous may not be aware; My Mother was only 4 Years Old back then and My Father was only 3. and of course, My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband, 1 Paul J. Brown, Jr. Hadn't even been born back then! Now are yous meaning to tell me that Married Men didn't fuck Women Other than their Wives back then? Are yous Meaning to Tell Me that Most Housewives in 1953 and or any other fucking Year in that era weren't getting fucked by the Milkman the TV Repairman; while their Husbands were at the Office? Or Moreover, do you suppose that some of these Housewives weren't eating each other's Pussies? Or don't you suppose that some of these Guys weren't at the Office Sucking their Boss' dick? Come On! Let's be Realistic! I mean sure in the Late 1960s; the Sexual Revolution was Born; but Let's Get to the fucking Truth; in the 1960s was when the Sexual Culture was becoming More Mainstream! Makes Me Glad I was Born when I was, eh? Hell, when I was Born, Not Only did I Throw the Horns; as well as Give the finger to both of My Parents; more than Likely, my Rock Hard dick was Pointing in the Direction of a fucking Beautiful Brunette Nurse in the fucking Delivery Room! I dare say My first Words to that Nurse was "Pick Up the Dress, we're Gonna Mow the Lawn tonight, Honey!" Maybe that's why I ain't never heard any Complaints from any Woman who has allowed me to eat her Pussy! Anyway; After My Last Marriage (which Lasted 16 Years) ended (Now what would have been the 20th Anniversary of that has Come and Gone as yous know); I thought I would Never Again Get Married. And considering the fucking Toxic CUNTS I wound Up with, Brittany, Jessica and Worst of all Crystal; I figured that Declaration was safe; Yet when I Met Jen, and as I got to know her; I began to discover that Maybe this one is different! Now Of course I was with that Nasty Skank, Crystal, who Lives In Lansing; and she was Making Me absolutely Miserable; I mean this fucking Bitch fucking USED Me for Money! Shit if I was Lucky; I got to suck her tits; but that was about the Long and the Short of it! Yet as I was getting to Know Jen better; I began to think that Maybe I don't have to settle for SLUTS who are Only with Me because I was PAYING them to be with Me! Now for those of yous who wanted to know why My Last Marriage ended; well, first of all My Now Ex Wife, Tracey (whom I still Get along with) Would Not Stand Up to her Sister, Kelly (The DEVOUT Trump Supporter) and tell her to APOLOGIZE for Holding all of My Past Failures Over My fucking Head! Not to Mention she thought that when I said "I do" that I should Pretend that My fucking Instincts to fuck every available Consenting Woman, No Longer exist! Now that's Like Telling a Male Lion not to fuck every Lioness in his Pride and Produce as Many Cubs as he can, because as we all Know, his Time as the "Dominant Male" is very Limited; not only does he have to fuck every Lioness in his Pride; but he has to Consistently Fight Off Challengers as well; in addition to Protecting his Cubs! Well, the same fucking thing applies in the Humans Being World! Jen Understands that My Mind is Wired that way! In case yous don't believe Me; I fucked a Friend of hers as she watched! While we're on that Topic; I watched another Man fuck Jen in front of me as well! I used to believe that Monogamy was for me; but after My failed Relationship with My Kids' Now Late Mother, Melisa, as well as My 1st Marriage to a SLUT Named Carrie; in where I was completely 1000% FUCKING "FAITHFUL & LOYAL," as well as 2 Years into My Last Marriage; I began to Realize that Maybe I have been Ignoring My fucking Instincts for far too Long! And as Jen and I have Grown together as a Couple; I discovered things about her that easily Changed My Mind about Never Getting Married again! I discovered that Jen is Into Women as she is into Men! Yes in case yous want to know she has had sex with that same friend of hers as well and you know what? I'm more "In Love" with her than I could have ever Imagined! And do I give a flying fuck as to whether My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband "Approve?" If you guess that My Answer is a resounding "fuck NO!" Then Give yourselves a Point! Because with Jen; I'm free to Cater to My Biological Instincts and put My dick Inside of any Woman who Gives Me consent to do exactly that! Jen is free to have any Man she wants to fuck her as well; and get ready for a shock; if she wants to eat another Woman's Pussy, she's free to do exactly, that too! Why? Because we Both Deserve to be Happy as Individuals as well as a Couple! And by having an Open Relationship; which More than Likely will Morph into an Open Marriage; I Personally believe that Jen and I will be "Happily Married Until Death Do Us Part!" Now don't get me wrong, Monogamy May work for some Couples; but for Jen and I, well that would be Like the fucking Hindenburg, Titanic, the Edmund Fitzgerald as well as 9/11 all in 1! Now in case yous want to know how it is that I Proposed to Jen; well, I shall tell yous. Jen and I went to the Detroit Zoo (which Ironically is in a Detroit Suburb, that being Royal Oak, Michigan) while we were there; we Looked at a few Exhibits before I Put My Plan into action. When we got to the Tiger Exhibit; I said "Hey, Tiger, watch this, You're about to Witness History in the Making!" Then I turned to Jen and I said "Hey Honey, you're Probably Wondering what's in this Envelope I have been Carrying since we got here. Well, it's time for you to Find Out! And therefore I hand her the envelope which contains a Greeting Card in which I wrote My Proposal Out on; Meanwhile, I fish her Engagement Band out of the Pocket of My Pants, and I wait for to Finish Reading My Proposal, all the While Showing her Ring to her, when she Looks Up; I drop to a Knee; and I don't think I even got a Chance to Utter those Words when she Wasted No Time accepting My Proposal; as I go to Place her Ring on her finger, I end up dropping the damn thing; so as I am Looking for it; I hear someone saying "It's behind her foot." Sure enough I manage to Recover it and slide it on her finger; then it became Official! So as we Leave the Tiger Exhibit, I ask Jen to show the Tiger her Ring and told her that He's Our 1st Witness! I then said "Hey Tiger, I think you know what her answer is!" Now it is Possible that the Tiger May Not have been Paying Attention to what was going on Outside of his Enclosure. But I had a Couple Inspirations for why I chose the Tiger Exhibit for Proposing to here there; first of all; she has the face of a Tiger Tattooed on her Upper Left arm, Just above her elbow. The 2nd was I was attempting to Re-Create a Scene in the 1979 Film Rocky II; in where Title Character, Rocky Balboa, Portrayed by a Young (at that time) Sylvester Stallone; when he and his Old Lady were at the Philadelphia Zoo, and as he asks her to Marry Him, Guess who wanders into the shot? Yes, that's Correct, a Tiger. Now I don't know if the Tiger who witnessed My Marriage Proposal to Jen was able to Understand what I was saying, since he's a Siberian Tiger, and I figure Russian is his Native Language (assuming a Tiger, can speak Like a Humans Being.) So for those of yous who want to know the Wedding will be taking Place in Flint, Michigan on 27 April, 2024. Now it's a Crying Shame that It appears as if My Mother will not be Attending Me and Jen's Wedding, mostly because I have made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that her ALCOHOLIC Husband who has been SLANDERING My Good Name for the Last 7 fucking Years ain't at all fucking Welcome! Now I have been asked " What if you Reconcile with him?" To that I say "Right There and Understand this!" THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING RECONCILIATION BETWEEN ME AND THAT FUCKING DRUNK! After All; he's been spreading a fucking LIE around Port Huron, where I Grew Up; and where My 28 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie and My 26 Year Old Son, still Call Home; that I am a "Dope Dealer," Even though that fucking DRUNK KNOWS FULLY FUCKING A WELL; THAT I AIN'T NEVER HAD A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH DRUGS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! In fact if I were to see his face ever again, I would do to his ass exactly what his Late Father SHOULD HAVE Done; and that is beat his ass! What's all the fucking worse; this fucking DRUNK accused My Now Late Brother, Mike, of "Faking The Condition" that Ultimately Claimed his Life at 49 Years Old! To Me; those are UNFORGIVABLE SINS in My fucking Book! Fortunately, My Employer is Like a Family to Me; and I have a Few Cousins as well as My Kids, along with My 31 Year Old Nephew, Cody and My 16 Year Old Niece, Caylee. And I have Jen's Colleagues, as well as her Father and Stepsmother. Let's also not forget the friends I have Made from Playing Hockey in Days Gone By. Now don't get me started on her Birth Mother as well as her Toxic Brood; Assley and Buzzcut! And I would be Remiss if I didn't Mention the Members of Our 2023-24 Hockey Team, The Genesee County Cougars. Notice; I didn't Mention her Stepsfather; because I will beat that Motherfucker to Death, if I see his ass! Well, My Friends; it's Now time for me to wrap up this Manifesto from deep within the Chasms of My Twisted, Tormented Mind. Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker Saying April 27, 2024 Will be here before yous Know it!