Michigan's Resident Rocker Reflects On A Career, So Far...............

Here it is: Once again Michigan's Resident Rocker is Once again seated in the Cockpit Under the Prestigious Flag of God's Country; which as all of you Half Wits Know is Canada! People have asked me "What could Possibly be on Your Twisted, Tormented Mind?" Plenty, I have to say! Now as we all Know; I have been Divorced for almost the Last 3 Years; and for the Most Part it's been worthwhile. Now somebody Once asked Me How it was that My Marriage of 16 Years Came to a Conclusion; because My 1st Marriage was a Cruel fucking JOKE  without a funny Punchline! I figure Carrie (My 1st Wife) Really Doesn't Deserve the Sweat off of My fucking Balls; Let alone any Passage in ANY Manifesto; However; at a Later Time; I will Shoot on that FAT, LAZY SLUT! Now here is one fucking thing that I have Never for the fucking Life of me been able to Understand; Why is it that when a Woman is Labeled as a "SLUT" that she's stigmatized in a Negative Manner? I suppose this "Puritan Christian" Culture that a majority of the fucking Inbreds in the Southern Part of this God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country Known as Donald Trump's "America: that Women are Not supposed to be Promiscuous! Well; I have to be completely fucking Honest with yous; I happen to Like Promiscuous Women; almost as Much as I Like Bi-Sexual Women (Now what Man wouldn't Like having a Woman who is willing to eat Pussy as well as Suck dick?) I admit I am a fucking Promiscuous Man-Whore and I ain't the Least bit fucking ashamed of it! Since I was 16 Years Old I fucked 57 Different Women (Ironically enough; that happens to be the age of the Last Woman I had My dick inside of.) So what does that Tell yous? Funny thing is; When I Married My Now Ex Wife, I only fucked 28 Different Women; ain't it something that since then I more than Doubled the Number of Women I fucked? I guess I finally fucking Realized after My Then "Loving Wife" went for the fucking UPGRADE; that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous; are at Least not in the fucking Biological Sense! Now of course there are a Lot of "Churchie" fucks who seem to regurgitate the Same Tired bullshit of "Marriage is a 'Lifelong' Union between 1 Man & 1 Woman." Now ain't it fucking Interesting that a Lot of these Bible Thumping Pricks are usually the fucking Chief Offenders in the "Thou Shalt Not Adultery" category? I Guess the Reason these things Like the fucking PTL Club Scandal in where PTL Club Founder, Jim Bakker fucked his Secretary, Jessica Hahn; and of course Jessica Hahn was Labeled as a fucking Jezebel; even though that's what Ultimately brought Bakker's Criminal Enterprise to its fucking Knees! Personally; if I had the chance to fuck someone as hot as Jessica Hahn was; of course, I wouldn't waste any fucking Time with small talk; I would jackhammer that Pussy Like a Oil Rig in a Texas Oil field! Of course as it has been widely Known around Port Huron, where I Grew Up; that My Mother's Husband, Paul, and I had a fucking Falling Out; and what triggered it? Something that was and STILL IS NONE OF HIS FUCKING BUSINESS! At that Point in Time; I was with this fucking Drug Addict Named Brittany (and of course that fucking Mistake still Haunts My ass 5 Years after I got Rid of her) all the while that I was still Married! Well who fucking Cares?Now of course as Luck would have it; I didn't get to fuck Brittany (Thank God I didn't!) The ONLY Reason I didn't fuck that DRUG ADDICT; was because she Demanded that I PAY her to fuck her! Now I ain't above Paying a Hooker to fuck her; However here's the Main Caveat: if I am going to PAY somebody to have sex with; I would Rather she be somebody I either (A) Barely Know or (B) Don't know at all! It's almost the same fucking Principle as being a Pimp; don't date the Whores who Work for you! Anyway I owe yous an explanation as to why I am No Longer Married; and I shall not disappoint yous. Now I want to Make it Perfectly Clear; My Ex-Wife and I still Get Along Reasonably well; Yes, she even sucks My dick! How do yous Like that? And yes; I still fuck her (albeit whenever I am with her.) But the Biggest Issue in My Last Marriage was the FACT that My "Loving" Wife REFUSED to Stand Up to those who were Out to fucking Break Us Up! Especially her Uber Wealthy, SNOOTY, Trump SUPPORTING Sister, Kelly. I can't help but wonder why it was that Kelly didn't want her "Baby Sister" to be Married to a REAL MAN Like Me! Maybe Kelly was JEALOUS of the fact that I was Nailing her Sister, Rather than her! But of course My "Loving Wife" REFUSED to Make her Sister APOLOGIZE for holding ALL of My Past and Perceived Future Failures Over My Head! That was the very final fucking Straw! I simply Learned that My "Loving Wife" NEVER Had My back! And I KNEW I had to Make My Own Way; which I Ultimately did! Now Onto the Main Topic; because I have ranted on about Personal shit Long enough! As we all Know; I Drive a Delivery Truck for a Company Named Anchor Wiping Cloth In Michigan's Armpit (Detroit). Now I have to say I have been there for Damn Near the Last 4 Years and this is in essence the Happiest I have been in My Career. In fact Anchor is a Family Run Operation and they have been Like Family to Me! My Job has meant FAR MORE than Merely 3 (and in a Select Few Months) 4 Paychecques a Month. It's something That is Now Part of the very Fabric of who this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten is! The Customers I Deliver to are awesome; I very seldom had a Problem with anybody; In Fact it's through My Job that I Met My Girlfriend, Crystal. Now I'll talk more about her in a Future Entry. But back to the Subject at Hand. What I Love about My Job is Not Only the sense of Family I have with My Employer; I don't have to deal with any fucking Office Politics; I don't have to consistently Look Over My fucking Shoulder. I don't have to deal with fucking RUMORS (Which is why I Vowed I would NEVER AGAIN Work on a fucking Production Floor). I don't have to deal with Brown Nosers, ass Kissers, Gossips, Management "Pets," yous fucking Name it! Now don't get Me Wrong; there were Jobs I Worked at in where I wasn't fucking Happy at all! Take My Last Job, Weeks' Food Corp in Richmond, Michigan. I fucking Grew to HATE that Place! Why? Office Politics!  First of all I was ALWAYS Under Terrible Pressure to "Work Fast Or You're Fired!" Which that kind of bullshit is something I don't think ANYBODY Needs! Not to mention the fucking Customers I delivered to were Extremely fucking RUDE; Especially a Lot of the Grocery Stores I Delivered to (In Detroit) the Butchers in those Stores are Among the RUDEST fucking Pricks I have ever fucking Dealt with! And a Lot of these Motherfuckers spoke Very Little fucking English! I can't decide which One I Hated the Most; all I can say is Thank God I don't Live in Detroit! Now how fucked up is this? If something got Stolen off a Driver's Truck; the DRIVER Wound up having to Reimburse the fucking Company for the fucking Lost Product! Now even though I Made $15.00 an Hour at Weeks' and I averaged 52 Hours a Week; I STILL Felt Like I wasn't getting Paid Enough to Put Up with all of the fucking bullshit I had to deal with there; of course Having to SUPPORT a Heavily Tattooed Monster Named Jessica (A clone of Brittany) didn't help! When I finally was Let Go at Weeks' it was More of a fucking Relief; than it was a feeling of a sense of Loss! When I was at that fucking Shithole; it was 1 fucking Disaster after another that I had to deal with! 1 Year of that shithole Provided with more than enough bad Memories to Last a Lifetime! Prior to that I worked at MPP Corp. In Kimball Township; and I was there for 3 Years and this was where I Made the Most Money; from April of 2014 to May of 2017, I Made Around $190,000.00. But Unfortunately it didn't Work Out after that span of time; Yet I am Nothing But Grateful for the Experience I Gained when I was there! And May I also Mention I Drive for 3 Different Companies that had a Transportation Contract with the Canadian National Railroad, Top Hat Transportation (October, 2004 to June, 2005); Burt Transportation Services (July 2007 to December 2008) and Hallcon Crew Transport (February 2012 to March 2013). For the Most Part I enjoyed what I did for those Companies! Now also from January of 2009 Until August of 2011; I Hauled Expedited Freight. Now with those Jobs I was Required to be away from Home for Up to 2 Months at a Time; and I have to be honest with yous; those Jobs had their Ups and Downs! More Downs than Ups! Not to mention I Learned that there are a Lot of fucking Shady, Shifty Characters who Own Transportation Fleets; and Unfortunately I ended Up Working for 2 of them! I Decided that after 2 and a Half Years of that shit; Living In Truck Stops, and out of fucking Suitcases; I decided that Lifestyle simply wasn't for Me! Sure, I got to Travel to Places that had I Not Gotten into that Line of Work, I would have Never Visited! But as of Now; I am Happy to be a Driver for Anchor Wiping Cloth and I Intend to Work there until the very day I stop fucking breathing! I know I don't make as Much Money as I have in My Previous 2 Jobs; but I have something there that Money simply Can't buy; which is a sense of Belonging! I also have Stability there too! I don't think ANY Other Employer could Offer Me Enough Money for me to Jump Ship! Now I Know I ain't a Member of the Baskin Family who Runs Anchor; But I do have a sense of Family with the People I Work for and With! That to me is Priceless! That's something I Could NEVER Get Working on a Production Floor or in a Restaurant Kitchen! Do I Miss being at MPP Corp? Of course I do! In Fact if I was still There to this Day; Chances are I wouldn't be Living in Genesee County! But I am Happy with where My Life is! And I am especially Happy with where My Career is! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life's Too short to be Working s shitty Job!