Michigan's Resident Rocker Will Find Somebody Compatable

Well here it is; the Weekend has come to Mid Michigan again! Now exactly what is Michigan's Resident Rocker Talking about? O.K. I don't think I have made mention to a Lot of yous, but Yes, it's True; I No Longer reside in Michigan's Thumb Region! I Moved to Mt. Morris, Michigan; which is in Genesee County, about 10 Miles North of the Hub of Genesee County, which is Flint! Yes; the Same Flint, Michigan, in which Republican asshole, ILLEGALLY In the Governor's Mansion in Lansing, Rick Snyder Poisoned by Making the Residents of Flint Drink Lead Contaminated Water! Yous can tell I still have No Love Lost for the Party of My Soon To Be Former In-Laws! Now somebody asked me and I Quote "If you were Wealthy or if You Came from Wealth, would you be a Republican?" Wow! That's a Damn Good Question! Well, since I Never really knew what it's Like to be Wealthy, Unlike My Soon to be Ex-Wife's Family; I don't know if I can Provide an Honest Answer to that! Yet I'll do the best I can to see if I Can! Now Let's be Honest I ain't exactly a Democrat, either! Because Let's be completely Honest both of these fucking Political Parties know of only 1 fucking "God" that being the fucking Greenback! I Pride Myself on being Independent as Far as My Political Views are concerned; I admit I have Rather Liberal Views as far as some Topics are Concerned; such as Abortion; O.K. I Personally DESPISE these fucking COMPULSARY PREGNANCY Nutcases! These so-called "Right To Life" Groups! Man I have absolutely NO fucking Use for these shitpiles! I Mean everybody has a Right to their Beliefs; however, these fucking COMPULSARY PREGNANCY Groups seem to Care about "Fetuses" but Once they develop into actual babies, these COMPULSARY PREGNANCY Nuts really don't give a flying fuck about these "babies" after they're Born! Have any of yous ever noticed that shit? I Mean why don't we simply call a fucking Spade a Spade? The Late, Great Comedian George Carlin said this Rather Eloquently about these fucking COMPULSARY PREGNANCY Nutjobs: "If you're Pre-Born, you're fine; if you're Pre-School, you're fucked!" O.K. I guess it's No Longer a Secret; I am No Longer with this Psycho bitch Named Jessica; what a fucking Case of Deja Vu, eh? I mean yous would have thought I would have Learned My Lesson when I told the Bitch I was with before Jessica, that being Brittany to Hit the fucking Bricks! Little did I realize that Jessica and Brittany are in essence One in the Same! I Never Thought another Woman could Take advantage of Me Like Brittany did; shit! Was I ever sadly fucking Mistaken! I Honestly thought Jessica would have been in essence the Complete Opposite of what Brittany is which is a PILL-POPPING JUNKIE! Now I know I have made this 1000% CRYSTAL CLEAR and ANY Woman who Uses Narcotics, WILL NOT be a Part of My Life! That's something I Simply WILL NOT Compromise on! I simply Want NOTHING to do with DRUNKS, DRUG ADDICTS and or DRAMA QUEENS! Naturally I should have seen that she and Brittany are in essence NO DIFFERENT; aside from their Physical Appearances! Well, Live and Learn, eh? I Guess both of these SLUTS saw me coming, I guess! I wonder why it is that Nice Guys who are Very Generous with their Time and especially their Money seem to get Taken Advantage of By Gold-Digging SKANKS! Yet if I did Learn anything from the Mistakes I Made with Brittany, I NEVER DID allow Jessica to Put Me into a Position where I would beg, grovel, plead, cry! In essence I Never did that with Brittany, either! The Mistake I made with Brittany was I Fell Hard in Love with her; why? I'm still struggling to figure that out! Because she In essence did perhaps the Cruelest thing that anybody can do to another Humans Beingp; which is Play Games with that Person's Emotions! Yet with Jessica; I was a Lot More Cautious! Yet; all I saw were what turned out to be the same fucking Parallels with Brittany! That's Correct! Jessica is a MONEY HUNGRY GOLDDIGGER! Surprise! Surprise! Now Jessica ain't as Physically Attractive as Brittany, I Mean Brittany is simply Spellbinding! Now don't get me wrong, Jessica is very attractive; but when yous Peel Back the Layers of that Onion; that's when you see the Ugly TRUTH! Now of course Jessica is Young enough to be My Daughter; she will be 30 On My Son's 22nd Birthday! How the Hell is it that I seem to only attract these Kinds of SKANKS who want to Turn My Life into a Living Hell? I Mean, I know I can find somebody who is Closer to My age and who will accept Me for the Foul-Minded Gutter Mouthed Rocker that I have been ever since I Entered the World Throwing the Horns! How could I have Not seen that Jessica is in essence the SAME KIND of TOXIC Golddigger, that Brittany is? Did I really want to believe that Jessica was the Polar Opposite of what Brittany is? Perhaps I did! Yet; I discovered that Jessica and Brittany afctaully Hang Out with Each other and they Both Pop Pills! I'm talking about fucking Opiates! That's the Kind of shit I Steer Completely Clear of; that's something I want NOTHING TO DO With at all! Now Please Tell me something: Jessica Refers to Brittany as "B"! What the fuck is that? I mean aside from the fucking STUPID, LAME ASS Rap Subculture! Now Rap, which is as we all KNOW, IS NOT MUSIC! What the fuck is she a Wannabe Gang Banger? Shit Only Rap Performers and Gang Bangers refer to each other as the First Letter of their Name! Think about this; How fucking Stupid would I sound if I referred to My Friend, Ryan as "R" or My Friend, Aaron as "A"? Do yous see where I'm going with this shit? I mean what the fuck Kind of a 29 Year Old "Mature" woman does this shit? What the fuck Kind of "Mature 29 Year Old Woman" Sends her Current Boyfriend a Photo of her and her ABUSIVE Ex-Boyfriend together? What Kind of a "Mature 29 Year Old Woman" Tells Her Boyfriend "I've met somebody new and he's Fucking Me, already." What a fucking LYING, MANIPULATIVE BITCH! Yet Jessica has a Way of Painting herself to be the fucking "Victim" Regardless of who's right or wrong! I mean think about this; She has a 8 Year Old Son, yet she "Hates Children"! Well why the fuck did you have One, Cunt? I mean then ONLY Thing I can see Jessica as is a fucking Hypocrite! That stupid Cunt seemed to think I have a Financial Obligation to her; when in Reality SOMEBODY ELSE DOES! Yet she REFUSES to go after this LOSER who Knocked her ass up to Fulfill his Obligation! Let me make this Crystal Clear: My Last Financial Obligation I had with ANY Woman in My Life Ended back in February of 2016! So what touched off this Final Battle? I didn't Pay HER fucking Phone Bill! Now I NEVER DID see ANY Kind of fucking Contract that says I HAVE to do a fucking Thing for her at all!!!!!!!! Over the Year that she was USING Me, I Coughed Up Tens of Thousands of $$$$$$$ on that Bitch and did I get to see her tits? Sure! I got a Photo of them, after I Coughed Up $125.00! Did she suck My Dick? Get Real! Apparently I didn't send enough Money for her to do that! I thought My Relationship with Brittany hit a Low Point when that Bitch Demanded I PAY her to Have Sex! Now why in the Name of a 4 Hour fuck would I want to PAY a Woman for Something she should be Willing to do for FREE? Shit! If I am going to Pay somebody to fuck, Personally, I would prefer to do that with a Complete Stranger! I Deleted all Photos of Jessica from My Phone, except for the One of her tits; after all I PAID for that! I even got her a Sweatshirt with the Hockey Canada Emblem on it I even had a Jersey from one of the Hockey Teams I Play for Custom Made for her! Now if I even had an Inkling that This Relationship would end so Badly; would I have gone through all that trouble? Even though I didn't fall for a Majority of Jessica's LIES, because I had seen that Movie before; it still doesn't feel very Good when somebody Plays with your Emotions! Yet; I ain't very worried about this! If I Learned from My Relationship with Brittany is How to Cut My Losses! I mean Jessica is No Major Loss to me, because all she ever gave me were nothing but Headaches! Yet I know I will find somebody who will Love Me and Accept Me for Who I AM! Rather than wanting to be with Me for ONLY My Money! Yes, I guess I have to Write Off the 10s of 1000s of Dollars Jessica Conned Out of Me as Losses; however that bitch KNOWS she Threw Away the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO HER! I don't have a damn thing to be ashamed of! I KNOW I will find somebody who will appreciate a Man who KNOWS HOW to Treat a Woman! And believe Me with a Large Number of beautiful Woman who Reside in the Flint/Saginaw/Bay City/Midland Area; I won't have to Search for Very Long! In the Meantime; I will continue to fuck any Woman who wants to do so; doesn't Matter when, where or How! That's Simply who I am! To add I also have something that I KNOW WILL NEVER LIE TO ME, BETRAY ME or STAB ME IN THE BACK; which is Hockey! That I will Have for as Long as I can Physically do so! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Never allow a Toxic LIAR to Turn Your Heart of Gold into a Corroded Mess!