Michigan's Resident Rocker Sets The Record Straight

Here it is once again Time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit; under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of us know is Canada; for yet another Manifesto of whatever is On My Twisted Mind and believe me, there's Plenty on My Twisted Mind! Now some of yous may think that I am somewhat Mentally ill! Now Please allow me to state this for the Record; In My Humble Opinion, and I ain't no Psychiatrist; yet I believe that Most all of us Humans Being have some degree of Mental illness! It shows more so for some of us than it does for others! Now there are some of yous who seem to think that I am sick in thre head; because I speak My Mind! Of course this is Now where I Place a Disclaimer for those of yous who get easily Offended by My Liberal Use of 4-Latter Words and Possible Sexual Innuendo to Stop Reading this Posting right from this very fucking Point! Because I ain't Pointing a fucking Gun to any of your heads saying "Read My Posts or I'll shoot your asses!" No! I would Never say that shit at all! Now of course I feel it's necessary that I set the Record Straight about Not Only My Relationship with this Tattooed Golddigging fucking Skank Named Jessica all the way to what is Now My Second Failed Marriage! First Let's examine the Mistake I Made by getting Involved with Jessica; now when I Met Jessica; I figured she was a beautiful 28 Year Old Woman (she is Now 30) I was Getting Over what was a Disastrous Relationship with a Drug Addict Named Brittany; Little did I realize that Brittany would Come Back to Play a Role in Dooming the Relationship I was trying to build with Jessica; Yes; that Same Brittany that I made the Mistake of Getting Involved with! Yet; I digress; Brittany wasn't the Only Factor in that Fiasco Falling apart when it did! But in all fucking Honesty; it was fucking Doomed about 2 Months into it! If yous really think about this; she Lives as far as I know in New Lothrop, Michigan; which is in Shiawassee County. I know I now Reside in Mt. Morris, which is In Neighbouring Genesee County. But when I started seeing that fucking SKANK; I was Living Just South of Marysville, which is in St. Clair County, which is 3 fucking Counties away from Shiawassee County! I don't know how I managed to stay with her! Not that I was really Committed to her at all! Because Let's be Honest with each other; How the fuck can a Relationship really Work when it's based on a fucking LIE or a Series of LIES? The short answer is it Can't! It seemed as if all I was doing was SUPPORTING Jessica; rather than Building a Relationshoip with her! It seemed as if Most everything that she was saying Never seemed to fucking add up! Somebody Please Tell Me how in the Name of a 4 Hour fuck can a "Woman" openly Boast about having 2 if not 3 "Jobs" yet her "Boyfriend" still has to Send Her anywhere between $100.00 and $200.00 a fucking Week; and still Claim that she's "In Danger of being Evicted" from her fucking Apartment because she's "Behind on her Rent" or Behind on her Utility Bills? Am I fucking MIssing Something? I Mean I was Paying this Bitch's Phone Bill On Top of sending her a Portion of My fucking Hard Earned Paychecques Every fucking Week (Now at that Time I was at Weeks' Food Corp) which Paid Me every Friday. Now believe Me, I HATED that fucking Job with a fucking Passion and for Obvious fucking Reasons! Little did I Realize that My "Girlfriend" was among the Reasons I Hated it! Now it seemed as if all Jessica every wanted to Talk about was "Work & Finances" which was among the LAST things I wanted to Talk about! In Fact Most anybody who Knows me KNOWS BETTER than to ask Me "How's Work?" That's 1 fucking Question I fucking HATE being asked with a fucking Passion! Just Like when I was Growing Up I HATED being asked "How's School?" That Drives Me up a fucking Wall! Because the "How's Work" Question Gives the Jackass asking that Question the fucking Impression that ALL I am "Good For" is going to Work; Bringing Home a fucking Paychecque! God, that fucking Irritates Me! So when some dumb fuck who KNOWS BETTER than to ask me that Question I answer it with "Well, go do My Job and then you tell me how it is!" Whenever I was asked "How's School?" I would answer "It SUCKS! Why do you ask?" Now yous would think I'm simply being a Dick about that! No! When I don't want to talk about something; then I don't want to fucking Talk about it! Simple as that! I really do not Like being fucking Interrogated; especially  when the fucking Topic is NOBODY'S FUCKING BUSINESS, BUT MINE! I mean if yous ask Me "How's Hockey?" I'll tell yous Most everything yous want to know! I mean I don't Like Bantering On about "Work and Finances"! Ain't Nothing fucking Interesting about that shit! Not to me it ain't! Anyway getting back to Jessica; One Day; she Called to fucking Screech at Me about "I'm tired of hearing about How you Hate Your Dead End, Subminimum Wage Job!" I Guess she's among the Reasons My Then-Job Qualified as a Dead End Subminimum Wage Job! Because I was SUPPORTING that fucking Ball & Chain! Not to Mention I was Living in a fucking Overgrown Fleabag Motel Room which I was Paying $600.00 a fucking Month to Attempt to Live in! My Response to her fucking Screeching was simply "Get fucking Used to it until I Find a Job that Pays Me WHAT I'M WORTH!" Now perhaps yous wonder where does Brittany figure into this Story? Ah ! Wait for it; because that's the Next Item Up for Bids; because here it is April of 2018; Jessica Drives down to Macomb County to Attend a Baby Shower for a "Friend of Hers". I figured since she's In Macomb County; then Why Not Go to My Hockey Game that Night? Well, that ended up Not Happening; but then when I found Out that this Baby Shower was for None other than that fucking Opiod ADDICT, Brittany! Well Needless to say I fucking Came Unglued! Now How did I find Out about this? Well, that stupid CUNT sent me a Photo of her and Brittany in the Same Photo; what was all the More of a Kick in the fucking Balls was the Fact that this SCUMBAG Named Ryan (No, Not My Friend, Ryan) but the Very Ryan who I Kicked Brittany to the fucking Curb Over! I then told Jessica "Give Me One Good fucking Reason I shouldn't Get Rid of your ass?" Not that I am One to Pick and Choose who My Girlfriends hang out with; but I am the first to admit I don't Like the Thought of ANY Woman I am dating Hangong Out with One of My Exs; Let alone an Ex who is a Drug Addict! O.K. Fast Forward to July; Jessica had gone to Florida for a "Work Vacation" which Funny Enough I ended Up Giving that CUNT Money before she Left! At this Point, I had Relocated to Mt. Morris. Upon her Return her Sister Texted Me to Remind Me to Pay her Phone Bill; when I Voiced Concerns about Jessica Hanging Out with Brittany as weaa as Subjecting her 8 Year Old Son to her I got a Message that Said "Brittany is a Good Person." That May be so; However so Long as I knew Brittany she made Several BAD Decisions! Make No fucking Mistake about that! Well, 2 Weeks Later Upon her Return from Florida; which I didn't want to hear Any fucking thing about; she then said that she was Breaking Off the fucking Relationship! Now get this because I DID NOT Pay her fucking Phone Bill; that's why she no Longer wanted to be with Me? Well; I knew that wasn't the ONLY Reason and I was Correct; she apparently was Seeing Somebody behind My back! Now get ready for a fucking Laugh; because she then had an Attorney Text Me stating that "I'm Contacting you on behalf of Jessica R. Collier Letting you know that she's filed a Stalking Complaint against you and that I am in the Process of Drawing Up a Personal Protection Order against You!" To that I responded "Suck My Dick! You and that SLUT have NOT 1 fucking Shred of Evidence Supporting this fucking Charge of Stalking, and you DO NOT SCARE ME AT ALL!" Now Riddle Me this: How the fuck does Cutting Off Financial Support to Somebody that yous Have ABSOLUTELY NO Financial Obligation to Constitute STALKING? Now I don't know How Many Lawyers or Cops Read these Manifestos; yet I dare say NOT ONE could say that what I did Constitutes STALKING Under Michigan Law or Under the Laws of ANY fucking State or Province In Canada! And also Riddle Me this: How could Jessica who was LEECHING Money Out of Me every fucking Time I Got Paid to "Keep Up with her Bills" Afford to Hire an Attorney? Unless she made a Deal that Most Dort Highway Hookers would Make in order to be a fucking Prostitution Rap! I mean think about this shit; I Coughed Up Tens of Thousands of $$$$$$$ on her and did I ever get to see her tits? Once! That was after I Paid a $125.00 Speeding Ticket that she got to Help her avoid having her Parents Cutting Off the Insurance on her SUV She sent me a Photo of them! Ain't that Nice? Did she ever suck My Dick? I Never even got Close to that Point! Hell, at Least with a Woman I was briefly Involved with back in October; I got to fuck her; without Having to Cough Up 1 fucking Nickel on her! Who do you suppose benefitted from that? Just as I suspected! Now Of course I would be remiss if I didn't Mention My Separation from My Soon To Be Ex Wife; but of Course I Need to set the Record Straight as to who is at Fault for the Dissolution of what was a fucking 16 Year Marriage? No fucking Ifs, ands or Buts about it; the Blame CLEARLY Lies with My Estranged Wife! How so? Easy! Now Let's be Clear; My Marriage DID NOT End when I made the GHASTLY MISTAKE of getting Involved with that Drug Addict, Brittany! Because My Marriage Ended BEFORE I got Involved with Brittany yet if the Current Version of Me could Travel Back in Time to when I Made the Mistake of Allowing Brittany to Manipulate Me into allowing her to turn My Life Upside Down; Maybe I would be in a Lot Better shape Financially than I am now! But it was My Estranged Wife's REFUSAL to STAND UP to her UBER WEALTHY, SNOOTY, TRUMP SUPPORTING Family; and DEMAND that they APOLOGIZE! Her Sister, Debbie; who Lives in God's Country Called Me "Abusive" Now this is the LAST fucking Time I will fucking say this; I have NEVER ONCE UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES EVER, Raised a Hand against ANY Woman, Nor have I EVER Physically Assaulted ANY Woman In My Life! But all too often; she would ALLOW SLANDEROUS Attacks Like that against Me STAND! Then adding Insult to Injury; Her Aunt Leaves a Voicemail Message on My "Loving Wife's" Phone saying "The Real Reason Debbie won't Co-Sign for Him is because he's Going to Lose his Job." Fuck you! Now get ready for a fucking Shock but when My Now Late Father-In-Law was about to Drop Dead; Debbie and her thousands of Attornies Made a Beeline for Virginia Beach to Pick this Poor Guy's Carcass Clean of every Last Illicit Dollar he had; before the Man even Kicked the fucking Bucket! Now I'm sure yous have seen Wildlife Shows in where a Pride of Lions takes down a fucking Water Buffalo; and of course yous would see at Least 20 to 50 Vultures Circling Overhead Waiting for the Lions to Depart the scene of the Crime; before they can swoop in and Pick that fucking Water Buffalo's Carcass Clean! Same fucking adage here! Only She's a Financial Vampire! Before My Late Father In Law Croaked; Like for what Turned out to be the Last 48 Years of his Life she Called this Motherfucker every fucking Name BUT a fucking White Man! Now when My Mother's Husband Called Me a fucking DOPE TRAFFICKER; I Nipped that fucking Shit in the fucking bud and Disowned his ass! Because He KNOWS FULLY FUCKING-A-WELL that I have Had NOTHING TO DO WITH NARCOTICS In My fucking Life! Yet this DRUNK who CANNOT Respect fucking Boundaries Resorted to a Classic Roger (My Biological Father) Tactic of Quoting the fucking Bible to Engage in Bullying! Now this comes from somebody who May have fucked his Own Grandson's Mother! Whether that actually fucking happened or not; I Honestly Don't Know but in all Honesty; I really don't Give a flying fuck! Now the Tragic Part of this all is I Know My Mother will NEVER Leave this DRUNK! Why? Well; Perhaps it's Because My Mother is Closing in on what will be her 70th Birthday; Maybe she feels as if she's simply Too Old to Start Over with somebody New; but I'll Give yous My Opinion; it's the SAME REASON that My Estranged Wife is DESPERATE to Stay Married; She Much Like My Estranged Wife CANNOT Live without that Security Of Married Life! I think that Pretty well fucking Sums it up! If My "Loving Wife" REALLY "Loved" ME; she would have STOOD UP and DEMANDED that Her TRUMP Supporting Family APOLOGIZE for Slandering My Good Name! Now Let's Define the Term Slander: Slander (noun) The Willful, Public Utterance of a False Statement Made Solely for the Purpose of Causing Harm to a Person's Reputation. Now the ONLY Way an APOLOGY from somebody who's Uber Wealthy is Determined to be Sincere is when a Sizeable amount of Money is Presented to the Victim of Such a LIE or Series of LIES! But Much Like My Mother CHOSE Her DRUNK, Belligerent Husband Over Her 2 Sons; My "Loving Wife" CHOSE her Family's FABULOUS WEALTH Over the BEST THING to EVER Happen to Her! Now will an APOLOGY save My Marriage? Are yous for fucking Real? It's WAY TOO LATE for that shit! Well hopefully this sets the Record straight as to why it is that I No Longer want to Stay Married! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Carve Out Your Own Path through this Journey we Call Life on this Satellite we all Call Earth!