Family Strife Seems To Follow Michigan's Resident Rocker..............

Once again it it the Prime Time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit; under the beautiful Flag of as which every damn Half-Wit Knows is Canada! Now I'm sure somebody will ask me if something is on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Naturally My Answer is a Resounding "Oh Hell Yeah!" Now of course as yous can tell I am rather Pissed Off! Who the fuck are we bullshitting? I was BORN Pissed Off! Now I am debating whether or not to Post My Usual Disclaimer as to forewarn yous of the Rather Graphic Language I use or not? After discussion with My beautiful Girlfriend, Jennifer; I decided fuck it! If yous get easily offended by every fucking thing I say; I already told yous On at Least 20 different fucking Occasions to stop Reading any fucking thing I write if yous get sand in your fucking Pussies over My Liberal use of the word "fuck!" Do any of yous know how many flying fucks I Give as to your fucking Opinions about Me? Let me spell it out for yous! NONE WHATSOEVER! Now usually I Lead off with a side Topic; but since what the fuck has been going on over the Last couple of fucking Weeks or so; is so Personal; I figured I would get right down to business; Now as I have said in a few Related Posts of this Nature; Strap yourselves in and get ready for the fucking fireworks; because I'm about to Unload with both Barrels! Now I am certain that one of yous will ask me "Michigan's Resident Rocker, what's the beef you have with your family, now?" First of all; who the fuck said ANYTHING about MY "Family?" As I have Posted in  Previous Entries; My Problems with My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband are rather Well fucking Documented! No; this time the Problem ain't My "So-Called' "Family," how ironic is that? No this time the Family that is Starring in this fucking Soap Opera; is people who May Be My future In-Laws! Now how the fuck did it get to this Point? Well, I guess it happened because Buzzcut (Jennifer's Youngest Sister (Now from a Distance she bears a Resemblance to Bradley Buzzcut of Beavis and Butt-Head Fame). Now the funny thing about this fucking shit is; it all fucking Started when Jen Moved in with me; in all honesty; It more than Likely started when Jen and I Consumated our Relationship! That's Right, I fucked her! And of course Buzzcut is extremely Jealous of the fact that  I fucked Jen and not her FAT, LAZY MOOCHING ass! Now I find it extremely fucking Comical that Buzzcut is attempting to Break Jen and I Up; because Jen is NO Longer Waiting on that fucking FAT, LAZY fucking CUNT hand and foot. Not to mention being a FREE "Live In" Babysitter for 2 Kids that she had NO BUSINESS Bringing into the World! Now Little did I Realize her sister, Ashley turned out to be a Psycho Bitch! After I helped that fucking BITCH Out This is how she Repays me? I Guess; she wasn't truly a "Friend" of Mine after all! Now here's what's really Ironic; her Son, Jr. Looks Up to me; I ain't exactly sure as to how; but I do find it humbling to say the Least! But because Buzzcut is all asshurt over the FACT that Jen is happy and No Longer has Buzzcut LIVING OFF OF her; well Now these 2 CUNTS turned this shit into a fucking International Incident! Ashley, earlier Today came into MY Apartment Building; and smacked Jen in her face, and then Threatened Me with a fucking GUN! Typical Trump Supporting fucking Criminal Scumbag! Now I know I have dealt with Family Drama, before, but My Brother NEVER ONCE Assaulted Me; sure My Brother and I did get into some Knock Down Drag Out Brawls; but in the end; we both were able to put these Incidents behind us; until I Last saw him alive on American Thanksgiving Last Year. Now here it is; Jen is Now 3 Days away from Meeting My Little Headbangers; as well as seeing the very shithole of a City I Grew Up in! Now what is going to really stick in Buzzcut's Craw is when I do ask Jen to Possibly become the 3rd (and Hopefully Last) Mrs. Michigan's Resident Rocker (I wish I didn't have to Include that FAT, LAZY SLUT, Carrie, as the First in that Category!) However it is what it is! Now here's something I don't Understand; how can Buzzcut Remain with a fucking 2 Pump CHUMP? Personally, I think there's a fucking Financial Reason for staying with said 2 Pump Chump! Because I can't see ANY Other fucking Reason for it! I know I have been in My Share of fucking Toxic Relationships before; but this Takes a "Toxic Relationship" to a whole New Level! I Guess Jen now Knows a Lot of the other Bullshit that I dealt with from My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband! Fortunately, Jen does have 1 Sister; I would be Proud to refer to as a future Sister-In-Law! And not to mention I already Know that Maggie (My Daughter) will Love Jen; because she has been Regularly Chatting with Jen. Now on a fucking Side Note yous may think I am "Fat Shaming" Buzzcut; not fucking true, whatsoever! I mean come on you dumb fucks; Jen ain't exactly a Petite Young Blonde; however I Find Jen to be beautiful in Most every facet of a woman; so fucking what if she's a Little Overweight? I don't give a flying fuck about that! Hell, Melisa, My Kids' Now Late Mother, she was heavyset; Carrie; she was a fucking Walrus with Legs; as I said Buzzcut's Weight doesn't have a fucking thing to do with this fucking Strife! The FACT that Buzzcut got fucking CAUGHT Stealing from Jen; is the main thing I have against that bitch! May I also add because Jen Moved into My Apartment with Me; Buzzcut MURDERED Jen's Cat, Mittens; how? Well, I can't exactly Prove it; but 2 other Cats under Buzzcut's Care also wound up fucking Dead! Great fucking Track Record, eh? Well; at Least I can say I have a De Facto "Family" of My Own in Not Only My Workplace, but also the Genesee County Cougars whom, Jen is an Official Member of. Yet I wish My Now Late Brother, Mike could have met Jen. That's the ONLY Regret I have about being with her! I do want it to be known that I do Love Jen and I really feel as if I don't deserve her. Yet, I am glad that she's Mine. Now whether she feels the same way about me; well yous need to ask her. Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Family is Everything, Unless they're Toxic!

And The Beat Goes On For Michigan's Resident Rocker............

Here it all is Once again; another Great Night as Michigan's Resident Rocker sits down in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of yous Know is CANADA! How many times do I need to repeat that? Before yous Realize that everything I say is the God's TRUTH? Now; what could Possibly be on the Twisted, Tormented Mind of your Favorite Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten? Well, what the fuck do yous expect from someone who Speaks with such brutal fucking Honesty? Well, nothing Less I tell yous! And as I have said many fucking Times before if yous get easily fucking Offended by My Use of 4 Letter fucking Words; then do yourselves a fucking favor and STOP READING THIS MANIFESTO from this Point on! Because as I have said many many times before yet it Bears Repeating; I was Born not to give a flying fuck; what any damn soul thinks of me! People are going to think whatever the fuck they want and as I said; it's My Prerogative not to give a fuck! Because, haters are going to hate; and Quite Frankly; they all can suck My dick! Now Many times; I have been asked about My Off Again, On Again Girlfriend, Crystal; well, who the fuck knows what goes on in that fucking Peanut Sized Brain of hers? I swear to fucking God, this dumb ass CUNT; should have run for Public Office; especially as a fucking REPUBLICAN; because she sure to fuck MAKES Promises, she simply DOESN'T fucking DELIVER on them! Allow me to give yous an example of what the fuck I am talking about; after ALL of the fucking Scrapes I bailed that bitch out of; yous would have thought I would have been able to fuck her at Least 100 Times or more; well does the Name BRITTANY mean anything to yous? I know some of yous will ask me "What does Crystal have to do with Brittany?" Here's the Answer: Although Crystal doesn't Use Narcotics (or at Least None that I have Caught her ass with) she, Like Brittany seems to think that it's MY RESPONSIBILITY to make sure that she has Emerald Green Money! Especially when it's Money that she feels that she Doesn't Have to Lift a fucking finger to EARN! Every fucking Weekend I would Drive to Lansing to see that Ungrateful bitch; first thing she would do is BUG ME for fucking Money! And I have to be Honest with yous I am fucking FED UP with that fucking shit! I am sick and tired of being Treated Like I'm a fucking Walking, Talking ATM! Now I am about to Draw a few Parallels between Crystal and Brittany; now tell me if some of these very fucking things sound all too familiar: Both of them ALWAYS were bugging me for Money; second BOTH are seeing Alleged "Exs" behind My fucking back! Now I can't necessarily PROVE that Crystal has been seeing her "Ex," a Piece of shit Named Anthony, behind my fucking back; however; the fucking Circumstantial Evidence Points in that very fucking Direction! Allow me to give yous an example of what the fuck I am referring to. 3 Weeks ago, that  bitch would tell me to "Come to Town, I have a Special Surprise  for you." Well, it was a fucking "Surprise," all right; Just Not the kind I , or any Normal Man would welcome! She claimed that she Got "Us" a Hotel Room for that Night; well I started thinking "Alright, somehow she will LIE about Inviting Me to Join her!" And Unfortunately I was Right, Once again; just Like Wile E. Coyote; is bound to have one of his Many Booby Traps to Catch the Roadrunner; to end up backfiring on him; once again I Catch Crystal in yet another one of her fucking LIES! And as fate would have it; I KNEW she wasn't spending the Night Alone in that fucking Hotel Room! Even though I cannot PROVE it beyond a Reasonable fucking Doubt! Now she contends that this LOSER, Anthony Lives in Neighboring  Wisconsin; why is it; that every fucking Time I travel to fucking Lansing to see that bitch; she acts as if she Can't be AWAY FROM Me Long enough after she gets what she fucking Wants? I wasn't Just SUPPORTING her; I was SUPPORTING her bad Habits that I DO NOT LIKE! In addition to Coughing Up Thousands of Dollars SUPPORTING her; I was having to buy her Cigarettes, Vapes; shit that I have ABSOLUTELY NO USE for; I figured that sooner or Later she would allow me to finger her pussy! She would suck my dick; and of course I would get to ultimately fuck her! Well, someone else has been obviously getting pussy from her the Problem is; it wasn't ME; her "Loving Boyfriend!" Now how many fucking "Mature" 47 Year Old "Women" threaten to Break off the fucking Relationship when they don't get their fucking way? Prior to Meeting Crystal; I thought the answer to that very Question was a Nice Round fucking Goose egg! I mean yous would figure once a "Woman" Reaches a Certain age that the shit of Manipulating a Man for Financial SUPPORT would fucking END! Now Unlike Brittany who is a DRUG ADDICT; and she is 20 Years Younger than Me this is to be expected; However; Little did I realize that apparently those who LIE, STEAL and CHEAT to get what they fucking want Knows NO age Limit! Now of course Crystal has told me that she now has Stage 4 Cancer of the ass; and that she has about a Year to Live. Now allow me to make this Perfectly Clear; I WOULD NOT wish this kind of fucking shit on My Worst fucking  ENEMY; that would be My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband, Paul; even though that shit couldn't happen to a nicer asshole! I wouldn't even wish that shit on DICTATOR, Donald Trump, even though I would Volunteer to throw the fucking Switch; once the fucking INJUSTICE Department gets their fucking Heads out of their Collective asses; and sends that VILE, EVIL CRIMINAL COCKSUCKER to the fucking Electric Chair! Now as I have said before; God Willing, I am still around when My Mother's ALCOHOLIC, LOSER Husband Drops Dead; as I said before; I will whip My dick out at the fucking Funeral Home; and in front of my Family, I will Piss all over his fucking Dead ass Carcass! Now; in case yous are fucking Curious; I shall Introduce a New Twist to this fucking Plot; because I am about to get the Last fucking Laugh; how so? Yous May ask; aha! Here it comes; Recently, I met someone; who is Clearly More Worthy of being My Girlfriend; than Crystal could ever Dream of being! Now allow me to give yous a Description of This Nice Young Woman; her Name is Jennifer; she's 42 Years Old, Widowed and she Lives In Mount Morris; what a fucking Coincidence! Now of course, Crystal is Unaware of Jen; and of course I figure since Crystal is functionally Illiterate; that I could easily carry on this Developing Relationship behind Crystal's back if I want to; however; since Crystal ain't MATURE Enough for a fucking ADULT Relationship; yous would figure I should simply cut My fucking Losses! Even My Friends on the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show; had advised Me to "Get Rid of her!" Now of course, I can't be MEAN, MANIPULATIVE and CRUEL; Like Crystal; yet there comes a time when a Man has to Realize; that a Toxic Relationship simply ain't worth Saving anymore! Now I KNOW I PROMISED Crystal that I would "Be There Until the Bitter End," whenever that Comes. Because where I come from; when yous Make a PROMISE; Yous do your very best to KEEP IT! Maybe Jen is the Woman I have been Looking for; So far so Good! At Least I have absolute Confidence that Jen doesn't Measure "Love" by How Much Money a Man coughs up on her! Now I also admit I have never been Involved with somebody who has been afflicted by a Terminal Illness; and I admit I Really don't Know how to handle it! But after Nearly a fucking Year; of SUPPORTING Crystal; I am beginning to Realize that Crystal is NO DIFFERENT from Brittany! In all honesty I was Hoping I would NEVER have to Live through that Nightmare ever again! Yet here we are once again! There ain't very many things more fucking frustrating  than when you Love somebody; and that Person DOES NOT Appreciate a DAMN THING yous do for him/her! By the same token it's a Helpless fucking feeling when someone you Love; is fighting for his/her Life and there ain't a damn thing yous Can do for Him/her! Yet I guess, I have to Pick Up the Pieces on go on! But in the end Crystal is going to be the One who LOSES OUT; because she CHOSE to Throw away the Absolute BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN to her! And for what? Her Family's "Approval?" I was BORN to Not Need the fucking "Approval" of a Damn Soul! That's what Makes me Unique; because I Live My Life on MY OWN FUCKING TERMS! So it Looks as if I have to Close the Book on the Chapter of Crystal in the Book of My Life which is still Unfolding! Yet as Crystal's Life slowly slips away from her; and as she heads into this very Phenomenon called the Afterlife; I can't help but wonder if she will meet My Now Deceased Brother, Mike; or if she will wind up in the Eternal Fire Pit known as Hell (assuming there is such a Joint)! Well; things do happen the way they do for a Reason! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying there's always a Gem in a Sea of Radioactive Women!

God Help "America" So Says Michigan's Resident Rocker.............

It's Now time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to once again sit down in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of None other than God's Country; which as all of yous KNOW is None other than Canada! Now I'm sure yous would say there's Plenty on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; Oh Hell Yeah there is! And needless to say I ain't gonna run out of Targets to direct My anger at; nor am I going to run out of fucking ammunition to Use against these fucking Cocksuckers! I know I didn't issue My Traditional Disclaimer; but if yous simply CANNOT of WILL NOT Read it; why the fuck should I Post it? Question is: Who's Target #1? Well I guess the Penultimate Question is Who's 1A and who's 1B; because BOTH of these fucking Groups Irk the fuck out of me! In essence ALL of My fucking Targets which make being a fucking "American"a fucking DISGRACE; ain't gonna be spared! Fuck ALL of them! Well, I guess I should get started because I am Pissed Off; now for those of yous who will do this "America, Love it or LEAVE it!" Or "If you don't Like 'America,' Go back to Canada!" I will say this: I was fucking BORN here in Michigan! For those of yous who need s Lesson in My fucking Personal History; I was Born @ 3:31 AM on Sunday 30 November, 1969 In Port Huron, Michigan! In fact the first thing I heard the Doctor Say to My Parents was "Watch Out! This one has an attitude that I have never seen in all of My Years!" Now of course when I was born; I flipped off everybody in the fucking Delivery Room! Even My Parents weren't spared My attitude! Yes; yous could tell that a Cultural Revolution was Underway with 32 Days Left in the 1960s. Now of course My Parents grew up in the 1950s which is what a DICTATOR; By the Name of Donald Trump a.k.a. the 2nd coming of fucking Adolf Hitler, and his fucking Republican "Yes-Men;" are attempting to take this God Forsaken OPPRESSIVE CESSPOOL of a fucking Country back to! Now of course back then I wasn't even a thought; More than Likely I was a Cum Cell swimming around freely within the Confines of My father's balls! Now back about a Little over a fucking Week ago; came one of the Gravest INJUSTICES that I have ever Heard of in My 52 Years of Pissing Off Republicans! That being the fucking Supreme Court basically Giving More Rights to fucking FIREARMS; than HALF of the fucking Human Population of this fucking Country! That's correct; I am referring to the Overturning of the 1973 Supreme Court Decision Roe vs. Wade. Now this Decision Stated that a Woman has a RIGHT to Terminate a fucking Unwanted Pregnancy without Interference from Mr. Government! Now these fucking COMPULSORY PREGNANCY, PRO BIRTH shitbags; are among the biggest things WRONG with Donald Trump's "America!" Now these fucking Piles of shit are somebody who hang out at Abortion Clinics to COERCE Pregnant Women Carry Unwanted Pregnancies to fucking Term, are those whom I would Literally Walk at Least 100 fucking Miles to Punch in the fucking Mouth! Even if they happen to be Members of My Own fucking Family! What the fuck am I saying? There's a Member of my family whom I have desperately wanted to Punch in his fucking Jaw for the Last 6 fucking Years! Problem is; this fucking COWARDLY fucking DRUNK; is too Much of a fucking CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY to bring his Coward ass out to Mount Morris to get his fucking Come Uppance! Yet even if he did have the BALLS to bring his YELLOW fucking Carcass out here; I KNOW he ain't gonna get into My fucking face without his fucking GUN! Now back to the topic at hand. I say this as the father of a Daughter who is of Reproductive age; in case yous ain't aware; My Daughter is 27 Years Old. And if she WANTS TO have a Child (which God Forbid she does) there ain't a Damn thing I can say to talk her out of it! Now I don't make no fucking bones about it that I DO NOT want to be a Grandfather; now Let's think about My Rationale for saying this. Yous see the Language I use when I write out these Manifestos; not to mention that I ain't afraid to extend the second finger on each hand towards People who Piss me off! Especially fucking Republican Politicians! Now if this was about 10 Years ago or even further back; and My Daughter got Pregnant; you better bet your Last fucking Bottom Dollar that she WOULD BE Getting an Abortion NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Now I am all too aware that some jackass would be stupid enough to ask me "Would you Abort your Own Grandchild?" First of all; until the "Fetus" is Outside of his/her Mother's Pussy; it ain't a fucking Child! As soon as he or she takes his/her first breath Outside of the Mother's Body; it ain't a fucking "Living, breathing Humans Being!" And to answer that fucking Question as to whether I would Abort; My Own Grandchild; FUCK YEAH, I WOULD! Now that My Daughter is Over the age of 18; there ain't a Damn thing I can say or do about it! In fact; if I was Running this fucking Shithole of a fucking Country; Not Only would Abortion be a Constitutionally Protected RIGHT for ANY woman to have Complete say over decisions concerning their Own fucking Bodies; In a Large Number of Cases Abortion would be MANDATORY; and here are the Cases in which that would apply: Teenage Pregnancies; Now Let's fucking face it, Teenagers ain't fucking Mature enough to Make a Majority of Decisions concerning themselves; Let alone another Humans Being! Second: Pregnancies By Welfare Cheats to Fatten their Welfare Checques; Now this is a fucking No Brainer! How many of yous have seen in your Local Grocery Store some SKANK WHORE; with at Least 5 Kids from at Least 4 different Baby Daddies, screaming, crying and Causing a fucking Scene because they don't get their fucking way and the Mother Stands there Looking Stupid; Instead of doing some Good, Old Fashioned Parenting, which Means dishing out Spankings? Don't give me this fucking BULLSHIT that "Spanking is Child Abuse." BULLSHIT! Spanking = DISCIPLINE! And Finally; Pregnancies by Drug Addicts: Need I say any more? And I don't want to hear this bullshit of "Adoption is an Option!" Take that saying and wipe your fucking ass with it! If yous want to "Adopt" something, Get a fucking Cat or a Dog! Or better yet "Adopt" a fucking Colony of fucking "Murder" Hornets! Because a Lot of these fucking WASTES of Human Lives who are COMPULSORY PREGNANCY; need to be Placed in the fucking Electric Chair; Much Like My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's beloved "President," Donald Trump! Now I want to make another thing 1000% Crystal Clear; I have NO Problem with People who express Anti-Abortion Views; in fact a Man who has been a Friend of Mine for over the Last fucking 30 Years, is staunchly Anti-Abortion; and yous know what? He STILL IS a friend of Mine! I Completely Respect his Views for what they are! And yous know what; if he had a Problem with what My Views are he would tell me. Yet he Respects My Views for what they are! Now Of course the fucking Supreme Court; which ios NOTHING MORE than an Extension of the Republican Party; who My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly Gravatates towards, because she STOLE My Now Late Father-In-Law's FABULOUS WEALTH; and because of her Beloved Republicans; she DOES NOT Have to PAY her FAIR SHARE in Taxes! Now yous can tell she's a Republican; because Hypocrisy is the  Name of their fucking Game! In fact for what was at Least the Last 20 Years of My Late Father-In-Law's Life; Kelly called this Poor Bastard every fucking Name BUT a "White Man;" Yet when Death was at his fucking doorstep; all of a fucking Sudden; Kelly Swooped in on Virginia Beach to Pick his fucking Carcass Clean of every Last Dime he had! Now when will I stop Exposing Kelly for the Trump Supporting Republican ELITIST that she TRULY IS? Well, when I get the $50,000.00 APOLOGY CHECQUE that I am ENTITLED TO! Yet Kelly, Much Like her beloved "President" as well as his Minions keeps Parroting the BIG FUCKING LIE; that the 2020 Election was "Stolen" from Donald Trump! Of course she will NEVER Accept the FACT that Donald Trump LOST the 2020 Election 1-2-3 In the Centre of the Ring! Now of course the "Christian Nationalist" Crowd had been Celebrating the Supreme Court Striking Down Roe vs. Wade; and these are Motherfuckers that I have ABSOLUTELY NO Compassion for! In fact; More than Likely My Ex Wife who has been on this fucking "Churchie" Kick for the Last 6 fucking Years was Probably Celebrating Roe vs. Wade falling because she doesn't want to Offend her "Churchie" Friends! And to think for over 20 Years of My Life I was Putting My dick inside of every Orifice of her Carcass! And the ONLY Reason she has been on this "Churchie" Kick is becauise she has been attempting to Gain the fucking Court's Sympathy; and Garner a Large Judgment of ALIMONY against Me! It's completely fucking Sickening! What the fuck Kind of Rights are going to be taken away Next? Gay Marriage? Alright; If yous ask me; MARRIAGE as a fucking Whole should be Outlawed! I mean what the fuck Business is it of ANYBODY who People sleep with? Now don't get me wrong; here are My Views on Homosexuality: Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE! Gays ARE NOT "Born Gay!" In fact I hereby extend this fucking Challenge to any Gay Man to come Up to Me and say "I was 'born to' Suck dick!" I would also Challenge any Lesbian to say to Me "I was 'born to' eat Pussy!" Now as we all Know I am LIVING PROOF that Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE! There ain't NO SUCH THING as Sexual "Orientation," the Correct Term is Sexual "Preferences!"  Now by the same fucking Token; what the fuck does it Matter; what 2 (or More) Consenting Adults do in the fucking Privacy of their Own Bedrooms? I mean who are these fucking Homophobes? Do the Likes of Mike Pence actually Go to a fucking "Gay Bar" to find a Pair of Men; follow them home and peer into their Bedroom Window to Catch 1 Man buttslamming the other? Or do they Install Surveillance Cameras in the Bedrooms of Suspected Gay and or Lesbian Couples to "Catch them in the fucking Act?" What the fuck is the Matter with these fucking People? But these "Christian Nationalists" don't merely have a fucking Problem with Gays? They have In essence a Problem with ANYBODY who ain't WHITE, MALE, JUDEO CHRISTIAN, and the fucking List Goes on and on! What I fear; is that soon enough the fucking Supreme Court will soon Rule that In Donald Trump's "America,' that Church Attendance is MANDATORY! Furthermore; they will Hire Several Millions of CHURCH COPS (Which "Vice Cops" are) to Pound on everybody's Door on Sunday Mornings and say "It's Time to go to Church!" I once had a fucking Nightmare that this happened; Yet I REFUSED and I was Arrested and Told I would be Going to Jail if I REFUSED to go to Church! Now yet another Decision by Donald Trump-Hitler's Court means that as a Taxpayer I NOW HAVE TO Fund Religious Schools; by Paying Taxes! Here's what the fuck I want to know; why the fuck ain't Churches HAVING to PAY fucking Taxes? I mean they're Strongly Involved in our fucking Politics! In fact I shall share an article on the Dangers to Democracy the "Christian Nationalist" Movement has become to what is supposed to be the "Land of the 'Free,' which Let's be Honest that hasn't been the fucking Case since 9-11-2001. This Article in the Guardian brings to Light the Dangers of "Christian Nationalism." In other Words a Modern Day Ku Klux Klan: Yous can access this Article by going top www.theguardian.com. A relatively small but incredibly organized faction is working to turn the country into something resembling a theocracy. The 2 Genders: men and ‘earthen vessels’
Forget everything you ever thought you knew about pregnancy: a 26-year-old congressman, who will never be pregnant himself, has helpfully stepped in to explain the process to everyone. A fetus is just like a photograph, according to Madison Cawthorn, a rightwing Congressman from North Carolina. During an anti-abortion speech on the House floor last week, Cawthorn proclaimed that having an abortion is like snatching a half-developed photograph of a sunset out of someone’s hand and ripping it to shreds. (You could almost see his brain working as he spoke: a photo develops … an embryo develops … wow, I am very smart!)
I’m afraid it gets worse. Having delivered this torturous analogy, Cawthorn (who has been accused of sexually harassing college classmates and once advised mothers, “if you are raising a young man, please raise them to be a monster”), then switched to religious rhetoric. “Eternal souls woven into earthen vessels sanctified by almighty God and endowed with the miracle of life are denied their birth,” Cawthorn declared grandly. Weirdly, a lot of women weren’t too keen on being described as “earthern vessels,” and Cawthorn’s remarks Quickly caused online outrage.
Whenever women get upset about their rights being taken away by misogynistic extremists, you can always rely on a Reasonable Man™ to swoop in and explain how everyone’s overreacting. This incident was no exception: Grayson Quay argued in the Week that the women getting angry on the internet had misunderstood the biblical passages to which Cawthorn was alluding. “[I]t seems Cawthorn, a vocal evangelical Christian, was using ‘earthen vessels’ to refer not to the mother’s body, but to the body of the unborn baby,” Quay wrote. Even if that is what Cawthorn was referring to, it’s not much better is it? The separation of church and state is supposed to be a pillar of US. Democracy: we should all be alarmed by politicians who seem to think they are actually preachers. Cawthorn, after all, isn’t the only high-profile figure who seems to be trying to advance a Christian Nationalist agenda. Josh Hawley, a pro-Trump Senator from Missouri, has spoken about the need to “take the Lordship of Christ, that message, into the public realm and to seek the obedience of the nations – of our nation … to influence our society, and even more than that, to transform our society to reflect the Gospel truth and Lordship of Jesus Christ.”
And then, of course, there’s Michael Flynn, who served as Donald Trump’s first national Security Adviser in 2017. Last month Flynn made headlines by calling for the establishment of “one Religion” in the US. “If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one Religion,” Flynn told a crowd in San Antonio. “One nation under God and 1 Religion under God.”
I could go on and on: there are endless examples of influential Leaders in the US calling for the creation of a “Christ-centered republic” and for the Bible to influence policy. But while that rhetoric is alarming, it’s not as alarming as what’s been happening behind the scenes. In 2018 the researcher Frederick Clarkson exposed the existence of a Christian Supremacist initiative called Project Blitz, which aimed to flood state legislatures with bills undermining the separation of Church and State. A 116-page strategy manual laid out the plan. 1) They’d smuggle Christianity into policy with covert strategies that gave the appearance they respected religious pluralism. “The playbooks advise Legislators to cloak their religious mission in the guise of more secular intentions and they’ve renamed several bills to make them sound more appealing,” Clarkson reported. 2) They’d overwhelm state Legislatures with so many bills that trying to fight them would be like a game of “whack-a-mole”. 3) They’d start with less controversial bills, such as those requiring or allowing the display of “In God We Trust” in public schools, and establish small victories first. Then they’d escalate.
Clarkson’s reporting on Project Blitz, and the various exposes that followed, forced the project’s organizers into stealth mode, but they haven’t disappeared. Far from it: radicalized Christian Nationalism is a growing threat to American Democracy, as a relatively small but incredibly organized faction working to turn the country into something resembling a Theocracy. Indeed, if the insurrection on 6 January had gone ever so slightly differently, people like Flynn might be turning their dreams of “one nation under God” into a reality at this very moment. Now wasn't that fucking enlightening? Funny thing is a Target that was Left Out was Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun" Cruz! Now Of course I will NEVER Run out of ammunition to use against this Grandpa Munster Look-Alike; and I apologize for being Insulting to a Classic TV Icon Like Grandpa Munster; However this VILE, EVIL Excuse for a Humans Being is among the WORST of these fucking "Christian Nationalists; in the Winter of 2021, this Piece of shit Flew down to fucking Cancun, a Resort in Neighboring Mexico; while Texas was Experiencing one of the Worst Cold Snaps in Texas History; and the Power Grid Failed; thus Leaving Several Texas Residents to fucking Freeze to Death; this shitbag is Living it Up in Cancun! I Often wonder how tall Cancun Cruz is? I'm Guessing 5'10," I didn't know shit could be stacked that high! Yet Cancun Cruz Outdid himself after 19 Children and 2 Teachers were Slaughtered at an Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas by a fucking Maniac Wielding a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle; before a fucking Border Patrol turned this Maniac's Lights Out for Good! Yet Cancun Cruz; Insisted that "American Exceptionalism" means Keeping Assault Rifles which ain't Nothing More than fucking Weapons of WAR; IN the Hands of Criminals; and Not Showing Leadership in Banning these fucking Weapons; then that COWARDLY Cocksucker RAN when a Reporter from the BBC asked "What's So 'Great" about 'American Exceptionalism,' when Children as Young as 9 Years Old are being Mowed Down; by some psychotic Motherfucker with a fucking AR-15, while Undergoing Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING?" For those who tell me "Back to Canada; I say fuck you! I will stay here and FIGHT this erosion of ALL Of our "Rights!" Not with My fists; but with the fucking Power of My fucking VOTE! In fact I will take this a step further; I plan on Petitioning Our Outstanding Governor, Gretchen Whitmer to ask Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau; about  Seceding from Donald Trump's "America," and being admitted as another Province of Canada; because Michigan's Values are CANADIAN VALUES! Until Next Time; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying If you Want to see Democracy DEAD; Vote RED! However if you Value PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY; Vote BLUE NO MATTER WHO!

Michigan's Resident Rocker's Take On America's "Gun Culture"..........

It has been asked; what could Possibly be on the Twisted, Tormented Mind of One Michigan's Resident Rocker? Plenty and ain't none of it at all Good! Today is "Memorial Day" here in this God Forsaken CESSPOOL; known as Donald Trump's "America." Now as we all know as a Canadian; I DO NOT Celebrate ILLEGITIMATE "Holidays." Now why is this? Well; I will be getting to that Later in this Manifesto. As has been the Case My Favorite time of the Year is Upon us that being Playoff hockey; and I would be remiss if I didn't mention the Flint Firebirds being 1 Win away from Clinching the Wayne Gretzky Trophy for Winning the Championship of the Ontario Hockey League's Western Conference Finals. The Firebirds hold a 3-2 Series Lead over the Windsor Spitfires with Game 6 Tomorrow Night @ Dort Financial Credit Union Center in Flint. A Win Tomorrow Night or Wednesday Night in Game 7 back @ WFCU Centre in Windsor will Propel the Firebirds to the J. Ross Robertson Cup Finals vs. the Hamilton Bulldogs; who have Won 22 Straight Games dating back to the Regular Season. In fact the Last time Hamilton Did Not Win yous would have to go back to March 25 when the Bulldogs were Dealt a 4-3 Overtime Loss to the Sudbury Wolves; who did not Qualify got the Playoffs. The Last Time the Bulldogs Lost a Game Outright was on March 15 @ Peterborough Memorial Centre as they Lost to the Petes (a Team the Bulldogs Swept in the first Round of the OHL Playoffs) 3-1. How's that for a Remarkable Run? To boot the Bulldogs haven't Lost @ First Ontario Centre in Canada's Steel City since December 30. Naturally this foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker will be in Attendance at Tomorrow's Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals to Possibly Witness History in the Making as the Firebirds are Looking to Clinch their first Wayne Gretzky Trophy in Team History; will it Happen? Tune In @ 7:00 PM Tomorrow Night or get your Tickets; because the hashtag #fuelthefire; will have a whole New Meaning should the Firebirds Close out the Spitfires Tomorrow Night. Alright; Moving onto the Main Topic and of course yous all know there is Plenty on My Twisted, Tormented Mind and of course I waste very Little if ANY time speaking My Foul Mind! Now to say I am Pissed Off is a Major fucking Understatement! Now I don't give a flying fuck if yous don't Like the fucking Language I use in these Manifestos; do yourselves a fucking favor; STOP READING THIS MANIFESTO if yous don't Like My Liberal use of the word fuck and or any fucking form of that Word! In fact after what I heard this Past Tuesday (which Ironically is the 62nd Birthday of My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband, Paul a.k.a. the Family PUSSY!) I am beyond the Point of spitting fucking Tacks; I am about to spit fucking Rusty Railroad Spikes! On that fateful Day a fucking 18 Year Old fucking COWARD went into a fucking Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas with a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle and Murdered 19 Children and 2 Teachers! This on the Heels of some WHITE SUPREMACIST PUSSY armed with a fucking AR-15 shot up a fucking Grocery Store in Buffalo, New York! Now I have to ask yous; What the fuck is Wrong with Society in Donald Trump's "America?" How in the Name of a 4 hour fuck can this Barbaric Society continue to Condone Deranged Motherfuckers Obtaining Assault Rifles; Weapons of WAR slaughtering Innocent People? What's all the more fucking Galling is My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; who DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS COWARDLY DICTATOR, Donald Trump and his fucking Republican "Yes Men;" Continues to Vote for these SPINELESS COCKSUCKERS; such as Texas Senator, Ted "Cancun" Cruz; who by the way doesn't that fucking shitball Resemble fucking Grandpa Munster? Texas Governor Greg Abbott, DICTATOR Donald Trump; all of whom had the fucking Condescending Balls to speak at the fucking NRA Convention in Houston which is about 300 Miles away from the scene of the fucking SLAUGHTER! So allow me to address My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; is NOT PAYING YOUR FAIR SHARE IN TAXES on the FABULOUS WEALTH you STOLE from Your Late Father Worth the fucking BLOOD you have on your Hands because of your fucking Desire to Continue to Vote Republican? I know My Former Wife will once again defend Kelly because of course Kelly is Holding My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth over her head! Now have you Noticed that I haven't mentioned her Other Sister, Debbie? There's a Reason for that. I haven't had a Problem with Debbie. Yet then again My So-Called "Loving Wife" NEVER ONCE STOOD UP to ANYBODY who was out to Break Us Up! Whether it was this FAT ASS NOSEY "Friend" of hers, Julie to her fucking Sister, Kelly! Now of course a More Recent Version of this is My Now FORMER Girlfriend, Crystal! Now Crystal allowed her Family to CONTROL her; sounds Like My Former Wife! Now of course I still get along with My Ex Wife; whereas if I ever see Crystal again; it will be too fucking Soon! Alright, I got a Little fucking sidetracked; but I am making a Connection with the Likes of Kelly who simply think that they're "Better than everybody else" because they were BORN INTO or have Fabulous Wealth! Now of course Kelly was BOTH Born Into Wealth; as well as STEALING it from My Now Late Father-In-Law! Here is somebody who NEVER ONCE had to Lift a fucking finger to EARN the Fabulous Wealth she Now Enjoys! Anyway; back to the Main Topic and that is the fucking GUN Culture of this shithole of a Country! While I am Ranting; there are ALL TOO MANY Motherfuckers who need to be Stripped of their 2nd Amendment "Right" To Bear Arms or Right to Arm Bears; whatever the fuck yous want to Interpret that as! Among those is Naturally Paul, My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband who has Presented himself as a Clear and Present Danger to Himself and others! Have yous seemed to Notice that ONLY in Donald Trump's "America" are Mass Shootings are becoming the fucking Norm? The first such Incident that I Recall happened before I was even fucking Born. That's correct; I shall share an article based on the 1966 Massacre at the University of Texas in Austin here it is.  On August 1, 1966, after stabbing his mother and his wife to death the previous night, Charles Whitman, a Marine veteran, took rifles and other weapons to the observation deck atop the Main Building tower at the University of Texas at Austin, and then opened fire indiscriminately on people on the surrounding campus and streets. Over the next 96 minutes he shot and killed 14 people, including an unborn child. The incident ended when 2 Policemen and a civilian reached Whitman and shot him dead. At the time, the attack was the deadliest mass shooting by a lone gunman in U.S. history, being surpassed 18 years later by the San Ysidro, California, McDonald's massacre.It has been suggested that Whitman's violent impulses, with which he had been struggling for several years, were caused by a tumor found in the white matter above his amygdala upon autopsy. Of course yous would say this fucker "Lost It!" Yet the fucking Mass Shootings have continued and I for one am sick ans fucking Tired of hearing about it! Since that Incident at the University of Texas back in 1966; there have been 89 More Mass Shootings since then. Yous Compare that to the Next Worst Country on this List; which is The Philippines with 18. Yous can access this study by going to  www.statista.com/chart/5746/mass-shootings_-us-the-worst-in-the-world-by-far/. Now what's all the More fucking terrifying is the Easy access to Weapons of War; such as the AR-15. Why the fuck are these fucking Weapons available to ANYBODY OTHER than the Military; I ain't got a fucking Clue! I am so fucking Tired of hearing this fucking LIE of "The ONLY way to stop a 'Bad Guy with a Gun;' is a 'Good Guy with a Gun!" Well Tuesdays Slaughter in Uvalde, Texas Proves that fucking saying is a BALD FACED FUCKING LIE! While that fucking "Bad Guy With a Gun" was in that fucking School Building shooting up the fucking Joint; there were at Least 20 "Good Guys with Guns" standing Outside of that building with their fucking Thumbs in their fucking asses! Why the fuck did it take damn near a FULL fucking Hour for a Border Patrol Agent with balls  to Breach the Very Classroom that this fucking COWARD was MURDERING Innocent People in to finally turn this fucker's Lights Out for good! Now thank God, My Little Headbangers are Now Grown and Not in School No More. Yet yous can also see another Rationale as to why I don't want Grandchildren! I don't want to have to Worry about ANY Potential Grandchild of Mine having to go to a Place where they HAVE to Under Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING; to Parrot the fucking LIES that Donald Trump is Legitimately "President;" being Caught in the fucking Crosshairs of some White Supremacist Madman with an AR-15; and a Mind filled with Trump's LIES about being "Replaced!" In fact I have a few Common Sense Solutions to the School Shooting Problem and of course most of yous would say "Why didn't I think of that?" Here they are: (1) CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS: Now this is a fucking No Brainer! I mean why should Children be FORCED to go somewhere in where they're being BRAINWASHED into believing the LIES of Donald Trump and the fucking Republicans? Think about this; did I Really "Need" to be subjected to 12 Years of Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING to "Learn" any fucking thing I COULD NOT HAVE "Learned" on My Own or from My Parents? In fact a Great way to "Educate" Children is Mandate a Course of the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show; because at the end of each show there's a Segment of "What Did We Learn?" You know while I am ranting on; have yous heard about all of the fucking BULLSHIT that Children ARE NOT ALLOWED to "Learn" in Schools, especially in shithole States such as Florida, Texas; Most anywhere in the fucking "Bible Belt;" In fact allow me to share another Article with yous based on How Children; especially White Children, are being taught to HATE ANYBODY who ain't Like them. In fact Schools In the Southern United States teach these 14 Characteristics of Fascism: Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
    Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
    Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
    Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
    Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
    The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
    Supremacy of the Military
    Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
    Rampant Sexism
    The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Opposition to abortion is high, as is homophobia and anti-gay legislation and national policy.
    Controlled Mass Media
    Sometimes to Media is directly controlled by the Government, but in other cases, the Media is indirectly controlled by Government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
    Obsession with National Security
    Fear is used as a motivational tool by the Government over the masses.
    Religion and Government are Intertwined
    Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the Government's policies or actions.
    Corporate Power is Protected
    The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the Government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
    Labor Power is Suppressed
    Because the organizing power of Labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed .
    Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
    Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and Governments often refuse to fund the arts.
    Obsession with Crime and Punishment
    Under fascist regimes, the Police are given almost limitless power to enforce Laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
    Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
    Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
    Fraudulent Elections
    Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections. Yet By the same fucking Token; Children ain't ALLOWED to be Taught the fucking TRUTH about Slavery; about Running Native Americans Off of their fucking Land; attempting to Roll Back the fucking Clock on Civil Rights for any Motherfucker who ain't a WHITE, JUDEO CHRISTIAN, HETEROSEXUAL MALE! Second: Ban Assault Weapons; now this is another fucking No Brainer! Who in the fuck "Needs'" to own a fucking Weapon that by design is meant to do only 1 fucking thing and that's to Kill and or Maim as many Motherfuckers as Possible with 1 Pull of the fucking trigger! As Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in the Movie Full Metal Jacket  was Quoted "This Is Not Your Daddy's Shotgun, Cowboy!" Do these PUSSIES who use these fucking Weapons feel as if their fucking Balls have Grown to the Size of Grapefruits; when in Reality their Balls are about the Size of the seeds within! "We're #1!" A Lot of "Americans" would say. Yet when yous are #1 in a Category of Mass Shootings; HOW the fuck is this something to be "Proud Of?" (3) Repeal Immunity for the Manufacturers of these Weapons of War; when their fucking Product is used to snuff out Lives of Innocent People! (4) Vote Out Republicans who accept BLOOD MONEY from Gun Manufacturers; Now as we all know I REFUSE to Vote Republican for a Number of Reasons; Most of all I Vote for ANYBODY BUT Republicans solely to put Sand in My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's pussy!  It NEVER Ceases to amaze Me How Donald Trump's "America" thinks they have the fucking RIGHT to Lecture Dictatorships such as Russia, China, North Korea, and so on Over "Human Rights" Abuses when Donald Trump's "America;" is the fucking Chief Offender in that fucking Category; Practice what yous fucking Preach! (5) EXECUTE Domestic Terrorists; Let's Call a Spade a fucking SPADE; these Mass Murderers are fucking DOMESTIC TERRORISTS! Any Motherfucker who Opens Fire on Innocent People (assuming they Survive the Incident in Question) should be IMMEDIATELY Fast Tracked to the fucking Electric Chair; and Most Importantly Televise these Executions; so that ANY Motherfucker gets an Idea to Grab an AR-15 and shoot  bunch of Innocent People will think twice about doing shit of that sort! And Finally  Strengthen "Red Flag" Laws; make Licensing Owning a Firearm MANDATORY! Think about this if People Need to Be Licensed for the RIGHT to Drive a Car; then Why Not License Owning a fucking Firearm? When is the fucking Congress (Especially Republicans) start Valuing HUMAN LIVES over the BLOOD MONEY they get from Gun Makers? It's LONG SINCE Past Time to Put an END to Gun Violence in this Country; but I ain't  Counting on it! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Congress; DO YOUR JOB; STOP Bowing to the Whims of those who Sell Weapons of War to ANYBODY BUT the Military!

Michigan's Resident Rocker's Curse; Toxic Women...............

This may come as a surprise to some of yous; but Michigan's Resident Rocker has a Lot on My Twisted, Tormented Mind and why Not Sit down in the Cockpit and Write out another Manifesto? Makes sense, eh? Alright; so Let's get down to Brass Tax; as we all know I make it be known as to where the fuck I stand as far as what a fucking EMBARRASSMENT being an "American" is! Now of course the Mere FACT that fucking FASCIST DICTATOR, Donald Trump remaining FREE to Spout Out the BIG FUCKING LIE about the fucking 2020 Presidential Election being "Stolen" and of course the Likes of My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly Parroting this very fucking LIE to anybody who will Listen to her ELITIST fucking Drivel! Makes me Violently Sick! Now of course Last Week one of Trump's RACIST Followers somehow got his Grimy fucking hands on a fucking Assault Rifle and shot up a fucking Grocery Store in Buffalo, New York! Now Please tell me something; does Carrying a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle mean that yous have a fucking set of BALLS the fucking Size of fucking Grapefruits? Wow! Sounds to me Like this fucking PUSSY BITCH is ANYTHING BUT a fucking "Man!" I mean what the fuck is the Matter with these fucking Republicans who My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly is OBSESSED with Keeping in fucking POWER? Now am I saying Kelly is a RACIST? No! Her Interest in Keeping DICTATOR, Donald Trump in POWER; is strictly Financial! Please allow me to explain: As we all know My Late Father-In-Law; was a VERY fucking Wealthy Man; yet Kelly being the fucking 2 faced fucking HYPOCRITE that she is; Called this Poor Bastard every fucking Name under the fucking Sun BUT a fucking "White Man;" However, Once old "Daddy Dearest" had the fucking Grim Reaper knocking at his fucking Door; who comes swooping into Virginia Beach with her thousands of fucking CROOKED Attorneys in Tow? Can any one of yous say Kelly? And sure enough her and her fucking Lawyers Picked his fucking Carcass Clean of every Last fucking Nickel he had! Now why do you suppose that she's so Desperate to have Trump Re-Installed back into fucking Power? Well, yous don't have to be a fucking Economics Major to see this! It's in essence Economics 101; Kelly who STOLE My Late Father-In-Law's Fabulous Wealth and of course is DESPERATE to NOT Pay her fucking FAIR SHARE in Taxes! And of course with Trump being the fucking CRIMINAL ELITIST that he ended up being who has AVOIDED Paying fucking Taxes for a Majority of his Miserable Existence; and of Course Kelly falls Neatly into that fucking Category! Kelly is Desperate to AVOID Paying her FAIR SHARE in Taxes so she can BUY her Own fucking Congressman; so he can do the bidding of as she refers to Trump as "President" Donald Trump! Now of course it's nothing Personal; I as a HARD WORKING Canadian; want to see JUSTICE Done! I want to see FAIRNESS and fucking EQUALITY be spread all around the fucking North American Continent! Yet so Long as Donald Trump's "America" Remains a fucking OPPRESSIVE SHITHOLE in where those who are Wealthy, White, Judeo Christian, Men have ALL of their fucking God Given RIGHTs but everybody else is fucked? Well; I Guess Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "Dream" of FAIRNESS, EQUALITY and most of all JUSTICE FOR ALL; will not even Occur in My Lifetime! And of course I am a fucking White Man! Yes, I am Proud of being a White Man! However; I don't have ANY fucking RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, ANTI SEMMITICAL and or fucking MYSOGINIST Views! Now allow me to give yous an example: At the Warehouse; I Drive Out of a Majority of the People who Work in that Very Warehouse are black; and you know what? I get alonmg very well with Everybody in that Warehouse! I have even said I have Dated Women of Several Different Races as well! How the fuck do yous Like that? Yes, I have fucked Latino Women, Asian Women, as well as white women! Of course I intend to fuck black woman, Native American Women; Middle Eastern Women I don't Give a flying fuck! I DO NOT Discriminate as to I Put My dick inside of! Now here's something I Cannot Make a fucking Ounce of sense Out of; exactly what the fuck are Donald Trump and his fucking WHITE SUPREMACIST Followers Out to fucking Prove? I mean White People ARE NOT "Native" to this fucking Continent! In fact White People Migrated to this fucking Continent way the fuck back in the fucking 16th Century; yet with all of the fucking INJUSTICES Committed against Black People (Dragging them from Africa and FORCING them Into Slavery) Native People were Driven Off of their fucking Land! And yet these fucking INJUSTICES have Not even been addressed, Let alone been Made Right! However these fucking White Supremacist PUSSIES Claim that these "Minorities" are out to "Replace" them? Now I can honestly say I think I have heard a Little of Everything! What a fucking CROCK! I don't want to hear another damn word about "White Victimization;! Because IT DOES NOT EXIST! Alright; enough said about that Part of this Manifesto! Now as I have mentioned before; Most Every facet of My Life since Moving to Genesee County has been for the Most Part a Success. I have a Great Job; sure I ain't Never Going to be a Millionaire, I Live in a Nice Apartment in Mount Morris; which I can Honestly Call "Home." And I Run My Own Hockey Team. The Team is going by it's Current Name of the Globe Tech Cougars; but come the Fall/Winter Season the Team will adopt the Original Name I have for it which is Genesee County Cougars. And why not? After all; we Compete in Genesee County, Michigan. Yet as I have mentioned the ONLY Facet of My Life that I can't seem to find any Kind of Happiness in is My Relationships with Women! It seems Like all I ever seem to Attract are fucking Toxic Women. Now there are a Couple of exceptions to this Rule. In fact it seems as if I have Only found ONE that ain't out to fucking USE Me; LIE TO Me and FUCK Me OVER! Now I Know I have extensively Mentioned Brittany; a fucking DRUG ADDICT, CONVICTED FELON, and Most of all a fucking Whore! And I figure she doesn't Deserve any More fucking Press than I have already Given her! Next there's Jessica, Pretty Much a fucking CLONE of Brittany; Only difference being that she doesn't Use Drugs (I can't Verify that for a Fact) but yous get the Jist of what I am saying! Now It's Crystal; now yous would think that once a woman Reaches the age of 40 that the stage of LYING, MANIPULATING, USING, and FUCKING PEOPLE OVER that she would No Longer Resort to that shit! Yet after being with Crystal; I Guess that fucking shit Knows NO "Age Limit!" Now how the fuck did I Get Mixed Up with this fucking SLUT from Capital City? (Now for those of yous who don't Live in Michigan, Lansing is Michigan's Capital City). Well, when I met her it was a Chance Encounter; and of course since I go out of My Way to Let it be known if I Like someone; I figured that Maybe this one would be that "Special Someone." Well, I guess it's a Good thing I don't get Paid to "Think," because this fucking CUNT PROVED to be Equally as fucking Bad as Brittany and Jessica! What the fuck Made me think that because she's Now 47 Years Old that she's "Mature?" I guess I Really Wanted to believe that I Finally found someone who will fucking "Love" Me and VALUE Me for ME; but as fate would have it; that turned out to be yet another BIG FUCKING LIE! Yous see where I am Going with this? Now of course throughout the time I have been with Crystal; for One Reason or another I Simply COULD NOT Trust her! I mean when you fucking LIE, MANIPULATE, USE People; it's safe to see how I come to that fucking Conclusion! What makes this all the fucking Worse; is the FACT that she has been seeing her "Ex" Boyfriend, Anthony behind my fucking back! Now Can I Prove this? No; however; all of the fucking Circumstantial Evidence I have Points in that fucking Direction! I mean why the fuck would a woman who Claims that she "Loves" Me; Coerce Me into Driving to a fucking City that is 65 Miles One Way away from where I Live; Only to act as if she CAN'T BE AWAY from Me Long Enough a Couple of fucking Hours Later? And then disappear, only to Not even Tell Me where the fuck she is going? You know what's really Galling? This Anthony LOSER fucking disfigured her face, knocking ALL of her fucking Teeth Out of her fucking mouth by hitting her with a fucking Lamp! Am I fucking Missing Something here? I NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman! Because to Me a REAL MAN DOES NOT PHYSICALLY STRIKE Women! How Much More can I fucking Simplify this for yous? I am a GOOD, HARD WORKING PURE CANADIAN MAN! I was Raised on the Premise that ANY "Man" hitting a Woman is WRONG! Now allow me to make this perfectly Clear I DO NOT NEED a Woman In my fucking Life to feel "Validated!" I WANT One; yet there's a distinct difference between "Need" and "Want!" Yet at what Cost? Why is it that "Nice Guys" Like Me, who Work Hard, Play By The fucking Rules, and Take Care of their Responsibilities ALWAYS Get Walked All Over? Whereas Jerks and assholes who Beat On Women seem to attract Women? I wish I had an Answer to that Question! I ain't gonna fucking CHANGE who I am! I am simply a Case of "What yous see, yous fucking GET!" I Guess My biggest Weakness is I Care Too Much when I happen to wind up with a Woman! And I Guess these Toxic Women can sense that when she gets a HARD WORKING, LOVING, CARING REAL MAN that somehow he's willing to Overlook ALL of the very things that Most Normal Men would walk away from! I know I have heard the saying "Don't worry; the 'Right' Woman will come your way, soon!" Well, to that I say; I simply don't give a fuck about that shit anymore! I mean even My fucking Ex Wife had More than Proven that she wasn't the "Right" Woman for me! Even though I had been Married to her for 16 Years! Maybe I am Better Off Not Getting Involved in ANY Kind of Relationship other than a fucking 1 Night Stand or better yet a "Friends With Benefits" Arrangement! Often Times; I wonder how My Cousin, Carl has managed to be with His Wife, Nanette for I dare say the Last 25+ Years (Now they Got Married in 2000). I wish I knew the Secret to the Sauce! Now don't get me wrong; I enjoy Living alone! But I Strongly DISLIKE Being LIED TO; Being USED and being FUCKED OVER by Toxic Women! I Guess; it's back to the Old Drawing Board; for Lack of a better term! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Keep an Open Heart; but beware because there are all too Many who are out to Harm Yous!

Is America "The Land Of The Free?" Keep Dreaming!

 Here it is once again, Michigan's Resident Rocker is in the Cockpit; under the Beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as I have said so many times before is Canada! Now of course I have been asked if there's something on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; why of course there is and I am Quite Pissed Off to say the Least! Quoting The Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin; "I was Born Pissed Off!" In fact ask the fucking Doctor who Delivered me back on 30 November, 1969; Instead of Crying Like a "Normal" baby after it's Born; I flipped off everybody in the Delivery Room! Now for those of yous who are Looking for My Usual Disclaimer about those who get easily Offended By My Liberal Use of the word "fuck," well apparently a Lot of yous can't fucking Read because apparently when I tell those of yous who get offended easily because I use rather Colourful Language when I write out these Manifestos to stop Reading at the very Point where the Disclaimer Closes; because yous do it anyway! I guess there's a Fair amount of Entertainment Value in most every Manifesto I Post! Nonetheless; This Sunday is Mother's Day; what does it Mean to this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten we all know and Love as Michigan? Not a fucking thing at all! Especially since 6 Years ago My Mother turned her fucking back on her ONLY 2 Sons, because her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband; gave her a fucking Ultimatum! What the fuck kind of "Man" Makes his Old Lady HAVE TO CHOOSE between him and her Child(ren)? I guess when you're Married to a fucking DRUNK; there's No Telling what he would have done! But I guess the fucking Damage has been done! Now as far as I go; well My Mother and I were Never Really that close to begin with, so it's no skin off of my ass! But I can tell it really bothered My Now Late Brother. Even if I wanted to speak to My Mother; I ALREADY KNOW for a fucking FACT; that the fucking DRUNK, Paul, WILL NEVER ALLOW her to do so! If I were allowed to ever speak to My Mother; I would have Made My Signature Dish for her as a Mother's Day Present. Now don't get this Twisted; I ain't by no Means a Chef; as I have said many times before; I Drive a Delivery Truck for a Living. Yet I do Like to be Creative in My Kitchen. Alright; Moving Right Along; I know that a few of yous will get a Little sand in your fucking Pussies over what I am about to say and in Case yous are Curious as to how many flying fucks I give about what your fucking Reactions will be. Let's Just say the answer to that Question is one I can Count on 1 Hand and still have all 5 Fingers Left Over! Now the Heading of this Manifesto asks is Donald Trump's "America" Really the "Land Of The Free?" Who the fuck are yous trying to bullshit? Recently the fucking Supreme Court which is Nothing more than a fucking Extension of the fucking Republican Party; is about to Take Several fucking God Given RIGHTS away; the Big one is Abortion! Now while I Respect everybody's Opinions; I will say this: Abortion is GOOD NOT "Murder!" These Proposed Abortion Bans are Nothing More than a fucking Attempt by a bunch of fucking Wealthy, Old White Men; to Control Women! Don't give me this fucking Condescending Bullshit of "It's all about Life." Like fuck it is! In all Grim Cruel REALITY; yous ain't fucking "Pro Life;" you fucking HYPOCRITES; Let's call a fucking Spade a Spade; you're fucking COMPULSORY PREGNANCY! In fact I say Not Only should we Keep Abortion Legal; Let's take it a Step even further; Let's Make Abortion MANDATORY in Cases of Teenage Pregnancies; Pregnancies by Welfare Cheats to fatten their fucking Welfare Checques; Pregnant Drug Addicts. Those are 3 Excellent Examples I can think of! Now Picture this shit; Let's just say a 12 Year Old Girl Gets Sexually Assaulted by her Mother's Boyfriend; gets Knocked Up and is Ultimately Told "You HAVE TO Have the baby!" What a fucking Indignity, eh? I mean first of all being Sexually Assaulted, I can Imagine is very fucking Traumatizing for ANY Woman; I don't give a flying fuck what her fucking age is! Now what really Makes me want to fucking PUKE is These fucking Republicans (who My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly DEVOUTLY SUPPORTS) have the fucking Balls to say "It's all about Life." Blow it out your fucking ass! Yet Note how Inherently CRUEL; these COMPULSORY PREGNANCY Pieces of shit are; they Claim to be So "Caring" about the Life of the Fetus; Yet once the Little Rat Bastard is born and the Mother Applies for Food Stamps, Medic Aid; and every fucking Form of Mr. Government Aid for herself and the baby; these fucking Condescending Pricks then Turn around and say "You should have thought about that before you had a baby you can't afford to Raise. Who the fuck are these fucking shitbags? Now if I was a Woman; and some fucking LOSER shot his hot dick sauce into me and I got Knocked Up as a Result; if I Don't Want to Carry the Pregnancy to Term; I WILL NOT! Now as we all Know I ain't No Woman; Now I say this as a Father. I have a Daughter and a Son. Now since My Daughter, Marjorie is Now 27 Years Old; I Really Have No Say over whether she Carries the Pregnancy to Term; Personally; if she ever were to Get Knocked Up; and she ain't in a Position to take care of a Child that she would do the RIGHT THING and Terminate the Pregnancy! Yet as I said; I don't have a say over that. Yet I will be completely honest with yous; I have made No Bones about it; I Really Do Not Want Grandchildren of My Own; in fact; I would rather Insert My dick into a Mound of angry fire ants! Now if yous would Like to know how much these COMPULSORY PREGNANCY Whackos Make me Violently Sick; Now I have NO Problem with someone who Opposes Abortion; but those who Hang Out at Abortion Clinics to Coerce Pregnant Women into Carrying Unwanted Pregnancies to Term; I would walk 100 Miles to Punch one of these Cocksuckers in their fucking Mouth! What fucking Business is it of Yours? But Let's Just say this is Only the fucking Beginning! Let's just assume that the 3 CORRUPT Piles of shit Appointed to the fucking Supreme Court by None Other than DICTATOR, Donald Trump; along with Clarence Thomas (A "Justice" whose Old Lady Actively Participated in Donald Trump's INSURRECTION to Overturn the Results of a FREE & FAIR Election that Trump CLEARLY LOST) and of course Samuel Alito; who is another Republican turd blossom! Yet My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly, who Insists that the Election was "STOLEN from Our Beloved 'President,' Donald Trump!" Actively Roots for this VILE Clone of Adolf Hitler! Yet as I Mentioned Abortion ain't the ONLY Fucking God Given RIGHT that Kelly's Beloved Republicans are Looking to Take away. What about The Rights of Gays to Live the Lifestyle they CHOOSE? What about Interracial Marriages? Believe it or Not; Interracial Marriages were Legalized in 1967; it took a Supreme Court Decision in the Case Loving v Virginia for in essence a Black Woman to Marry a White Man; that's the first Example I came across. Or More Recently Obergfell v. Hodges in 2013; which allowed Same Sex Couples the Right to "Marry." Personally; I think Marriage as a whole should be Outlawed! I don't give a fuck whether it's a Gay Marriage, an Interracial One; or whatever the fuck kind of arrangement yous want! Why should a Basic Human Emotion be Turned into a Legal and Binding Contract; that says One Partner Can Sue the Other for Half of what he Earns for the Rest of his fucking Life; when the Marriage goes to shit? Let's examine "Freedoms" for those who are Not White, Male, Judeo Christian, Heterosexual; are yous fucking shitting me? Let's think about How People of Colour are Treated here in the "Land of the Free," Blow that saying out your fucking ass! A Recent Incident in Grand Rapids, Michigan in where a Black Man was Murdered by a White Police Officer. Let's Call this COWARDLY ACT by this fucking Police Officer what it really is; a fucking LYNCHING! And this is a White Man saying this! I mean how in the Name of a 4 hour fuck can this fucking Cop say "His Life was in Imminent Danger when 26 Year Old Patrick Leoya was PINNED FACE DOWN to the fucking Concrete and the Cop shoots this Poor bastard in the back of his fucking head? What about the Murder of Ahmad Arbury in Brunswick, Georgia; this Man was Jogging through a Neighborhood; when 3 KKK wannabes; chased this poor son of a bitch down in their fucking Pickup trucks and fill his ass full of buckshot with a shotgun blast! What about the Obvious Murder of George Floyd in Minneapolis, Minnesota; when a Racist Cop Pinned this man to the Ground with his Knee across Floyd's Neck? These are fucking LYNCHINGS! I don't give a fuck what any of yous say! Does the Murder of 14 Year Old Emmett Till in Mississippi in 1955 Mean anything? What about I Believe it was the 1964 Murder of 3 Civil Rights Workers; which also became known as "Mississippi Burning?" Yet these Pukebag Republicans; are so Hell Bent on turning back the fucking Clock to when Black People were Treated as fucking Property! Why the fuck should I be "Proud" to be an "American" when there's so much fucking CRUELTY going on in this God Forsaken Cesspool of a Country? Apparently Republicans, Led By DICTATOR Donald Trump seem to think that ONLY those who are White, Wealthy, Male, Judeo Christian, Heterosexual deserves to Have NONE of their God Given Rights Stripped away from them! Now to those who say "America, Love it or Leave it!" I say Kiss My Red & White Maple Leaf Bearing Pure Canadian ass! But it doesn't end there. As yous all are all too aware of Gasoline Prices are North of $4.40 a fucking Gallon; Groceries are Getting more Expensive; and so on and so forth. What do these events all have in Common? Inflation? Like the fucking Corporate Media is attempting to spoon feed us? Bullshit! It's Pure fucking Corporate GREED! Allow me to Give yous an Example; the fucking Oil Companies are Using a fucking Civil War In Russia as a Means to Justify their fucking Price Gouging Practices! They, along with the fucking Corporate Owned Media attempt to bullshit People into believing the LIES about the "Price of a Barrel of Oil?" That is pure ficticious Grade A BULLSHIT! Here's the fucking REALITY: Exxon Mobil Made $23 BILLION in PROFITS, not LOSSES in 2021. Chevron Turned $15.6 Billion in Profits; BP Turned a $12.85 Billion Profit from Last Year! What the fuck are we Missing in this Story? Well, My Friends here is the Secret to the Sauce: Stock Buybacks: In fact I shall share the Language of a Petition to Outlaw Stock Buybacks especially By these fucking GREEDY Oil Companies here it is: Stock buybacks, which allow corporations to artificially inflate the value of their stocks, were illegal until 1982. Because stock buybacks create an artificial demand, they force stock prices above their natural level. Corporations spend most of their profits on buying back shares of their own stock rather than investing them in facilities, R&D, or employee wages. The income of working-class people - the true creators of wealth - has remained stagnant for the past 35 years, while the income of CEOs has increased enormously. Today a Larger proportion of a CEO's pay is in stocks and stock options rather than cash. Trump's tax cuts to corporations has pumped up profits, setting buybacks on track to new records.
Stock buybacks do not help companies, only wealthy executives. Allowing this unethical practice has allowed the rich to get richer and richer at the expense of the working class. It is time for stock buybacks to be outlawed again - and forever. Yous don't have to be an Economics Major to see that Unbridled Corporate Greed is the Driving Force behind these Obscenely High Gasoline Prices along with High Food Prices and the List Goes On and On! Safe to say this ain't the "America" I Once Loved when I was a Little Headbanger! Why the fuck do yous suppose that I Identify Myself as a Canadian? Now I ain't saying that these kinds of Injustices don't Occur in Canada, because believe me they do! If yous Need an Example of how these things Occur in Canada; Seek Out a You Tube Video based on the CBC Documentary Show The Fifth Estate. Look for an Episode Based on the Thunder Bay, Ontario Police Department's Treatment of the Native Population in the Northern Ontario City on Lake Superior's far Western Shore! Yet yous don't hear as much about these kinds of Injustices in Canada as yous do here in the States! Believe me as Long as Republicans are Out to TAKE AWAY Rights from those who ain't Like them; America Will NEVER be the "Land of the Free!" Once the fucking Income Inequality, Racism, Anti Semmitism, Mysoginy are Officially eliminated; then This Country can Make that Claim and there would be an element of truth to it! Friends, I ask of all of yous don't Let Friends Vote Republican! In fact I dislike My Former Sister-In Law, Kelly's Beloved Republicans so much, I would Rather wipe My ass with a sheet of 20 Grit Sandpaper after I take a shit; and rinse my ass out with a Turpentine Chaser! Than be caught Dead Voting Republican! Because the fucking Republicans stand for everything that is fucking WRONG with "America!" Yet something tells me that the shit I have mentioned that makes this Country such an Oppressive Shithole will not be Eliminated in My Lifetime; I mean where the fuck do we Live? Fucking Russia? Have yous noticed how the fucking Corporate Media decries the fucking "Human Rights" Violations that occur in shitholes Like Russia, China, North Korea? Yet the way Non White Minorities are Treated by the fucking Police in this fucking Country are often Celebrated on Republican Media Outlets Like FOX "News!" Allow Me to give yous a few Names of the fucking Victims of Police Misconduct: Michael Brown (Not My Late Brother), LaQuan Mc Donald, Breonna Taylor, Malice Green, Eric Gardner, Freddy Gray, Jacob Blake; when will these fucking LYNCHINGS END? I Guess I should touch on the fucking School Shootings in this fucking Shithole, Including the Shooting at Oxford High School in Oxford, Michigan on My Birthday of a fucking Country; yet what Makes Me mad enough to spit fucking tacks; is this fucking THUG from Illinois Names Kyle Rittenhouse; who had his Mother Drive his Coward ass up to Kenosha, Wisconsin Carrying a fucking AR-15 Assault Rifle; and for fucking what? So this COWARDLY fucking THUG can Murder 2 Unarmed Protesters after the Shooting of Jacob Blake; now yous want to know what really has me fucking Seething? This COWARDLY fucking THUG GOT AWAY with it, because the fucking Political HACK, Appointed By DICTATOR; Donald Trump allowed this fucking Little THUG to Walk Away Scot Free! If there's ANY such fucking Thing as "Justice," this fucking THUG would be a Prison bitch for the Inmate who whacked Jeffrey Dahmer! I guess in a Perfect World; these Kind of Injustices would be Made Right! What's all the More Unsettling is should DICTATOR, Donald Trump and or any Evil Clone of My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's Beloved "President," Donald Trump EVER Manages to Weasel his way back ILLEGALLY into the fucking White House; what Little "Freedom" Americans Enjoy will be completely stripped away from ALL of us! In fact what I Really fear is Trump and his fucking Sleazy Republican ENABLERS would Pass a Law Making Church Attendance MANDATORY; and this shitbag would appoint Millions of CHURCH COPS to Pound on everybody's door Telling them "Either you go to Church or you go to Jail!" What a fucking Choice, eh? Exactly why Latinos from Central and South Americans want to Enter Donald Trump's "America" is a complete Mystery to Me; Perhaps they're desperate to Cross the Hopeless Desert known as Donald Trump's "America" to Reach the Promised Land; which is God's Country-Canada! I guess one can Only Dream of the Day when Donald Trump is Executed for ALL of the TREASONOUS Crimes he committed while ILLEGALLY in the fucking White House! But I don't think that will happen until after My Time on this Rock known as Earth has Expired! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying a "Free" America is still a Possibility!

Michigan's Resident Rocker Rids His Life Of A 180+ Pound Cancer.......................

Is it once again that Magical Time once again? That's correct it's that time once again where Michigan's Resident Rocker takes  a seat in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of yous know is Canada!  Now I know there are some of yous who wonder what could Possibly be on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Ah! I'm glad yous asked because there's a Great Deal on the Mind of this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten we all know and Love as Michigan! And of course I shall not disappoint yous because this entry is about to heat up in a hurry! Now for those of yous who get Offended rather easily I shall Post this Disclaimer: because it seems as if some of yous are Purely fucking illiterate; which is and Read this Very fucking Carefully; if yous get Offended by My Liberal Use of the word "fuck," and or any forms of that word that I use; then STOP READING THIS FUCKING POSTING; RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! Now with that being said; Let's get down to Brass Tax. I can now honestly say I an extremely Proud to announce the Formation of My New Hockey Team the Globe Tech Cougars who Play Our first Game @ 7:00 PM This Sunday Evening @ Crystal Fieldhouse in Burton. I have to Give Credit where Credit is Due; if it weren't For My Team's Co-Captain, Ryan Bigelow; the Globe Tech Cougars would Never have become a Reality. Now for those of yous who want to See the Cougars in Action; simply Make your way to Crystal Fieldhouse, on Daly Farms Drive in Burton. For those who are Directionally Challenged; yous simply  Take Interstate 69 to Milepost 141; which is Belsay Road; If yous are headed Westbound towards Flint; yous Turn Right onto Belsay Road, Go  Past the First Traffic Signal (Court Street) Go Past a Strip Mall on your Left; Daly Farms Drive in on your Left Hand Side before the CN Railroad Crossing @ Belsay Road, the Arena is about a Quarter of a Mile down on your Right Hand Side. Now if yous are heading Eastbound, Towards Pork Huron; yous Simply Turn Left onto Belsay Road, Cross Over the Interstate and in essence yous can't Miss it! Once Inside the Building; Look onto a TV Monitor above the Office as to which Rink We will be scheduled to Play on; now there are only 2 Rinks in that Building the North Rink and the South Rink. The TV Monitor will Display the Schedule first for the South Rink and then for the North Rink. Now there will be a Meeting of Team Representatives; Tomorrow Night at the Arena; in where Our First Opponent will be Determined as well as the Release of the 2022 Spring Season Schedule. Now I got to tell yous I also have yet another  Announcement; that More than Likely this 2022 Winter/Spring Season will More than Likely be My Final Season in Fraser. The Reason is; Let's Face it with Gasoline Selling at right around $4.00 a fucking Gallon; and since Fraser which is Near Detroit; is about 70 fucking Miles 1 Way from My Home in Mount Morris. Now with Gas being $4.00 a Gallon + about 150 Miles Round Trip every Saturday Night; well, yous do the fucking Math!  I figure Come this Fall/Winter Season; it would Probably be Much More Cost Effective for Me to Play either Both Leagues @ Crystal Fieldhouse in Burton; or 1 League in Burton and Maybe 1 @ Iceland Arena in Flint or Possibly in Saginaw.  Now yous could say that at this Point in Both My Work and Hockey Careers; I couldn't be happier; it would make yous wonder where is the Point of where I am Quite Unhappy? Well as they say; here's where Business is about to Pick Up! Now some of yous wonder what the fuck I meant by getting rid of a 180+ Pound Cancer? Well; I'm glad yous asked; Crystal, My TOXIC fucking "Girlfriend" weighs a Little North of 180 Pounds, even though she doesn't appear that way. Now Crystal is a 46 Year Old "Woman" who Lives in Lansing, which is Michigan's Capital City. How many of yous have heard the Old Saying "The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same?" In Fact the band, Cinderella had a Track by that Title on their 1990 Album Long Cold Winter. Anyhow;  Crystal as it turned out is yet ANOTHER BRITTANY! And to a Lesser Degree another JESSICA (Remember those 2 CUNTS?) Now I know some of yous are going to ask me "How the fuck do you wind up attracting Toxic Women who ONLY Value you for your Money?" I wish I had an answer to that fucking Burning Question! Now don't get Me Wrong; I Love Crystal (Or at Least I Did!) Yet; that fucking CUNT, NEVER fucking "Loved" me in the first fucking Place! In fact where does this fucking shit sound ALL TOO FUCKING FAMILIAR? Every fucking Week, I would Drive to Capital City to see Crystal ONLY for her to Consistently fucking BUG ME for fucking MONEY! And whenever I COULD NOT Come Up with and COUGH UP Emerald Green Money; we would get into Several fucking Heated Arguments! Every 2 or 3 fucking Days that SKANK would BUG ME for Money! What a fucking Ungrateful Bitch, eh? Want to hear something even MORE fucked up? Her fucking Family would Consistently Vilify Me; even though those fucking LOSERS DID NOT EVEN BOTHER to get to KNOW Me at all! In fact they kept attempting to coerce her into going back to this fucking Piece of Shit, Named Anthony; who Knocked all of her fucking teeth out of her fucking Mouth; by bashing her fucking face in with a fucking Lamp! However because this fucking PUSSY has MONEY, and CONNECTIONS within Capital City; according to her Family ALL is "Forgiven!" Now is there something fucking WRONG with this fucking Picture? I mean here I am a REAL MAN who has NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman, whatsoever; yet her fucking family treats me as if I am fucking Evil Incarnate; yet this Anthony cocksucker; they Worship the very fucking Ground that Anthony slithers on! Now a Family of a woman I have dated Demonizing me is nothing fucking New! Take My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly, a DEVOUT , DIE HARD SUPPORTER of fucking FASCIST  DICTATOR, Donald Trump; is a Classic fucking Example of that! In fact Kelly is the ONLY Reason why I ended My Last Marriage; because My then "Loving" Wife REFUSED to STAND UP to Kelly after she Hopped on her fucking Broom down to Virginia Beach to STEAL My Now Late Father-In-Law's Vast Fortune! Now Riddle Me this: Now I KNOW for a FACT that if a Man held 6 Different Jobs in a fucking 8 Month Span; usually most anybody close to the Woman involved with a Man who fit the description of what I had mentioned ; would tell her to "Get Rid of that BUM! Well, Reverse the fucking Roles and you have My fucking Relationship with Crystal in a fucking Nutshell! I can't Make this shit up, even if I wanted to! Crystal has held 6 (at Least that's My Count) Different fucking Jobs! Yet by the same fucking token yous know how many Jobs I have held in that same fucking Span of time? 1! That's fucking Correct! In fact I have been at the SAME JOB for Damn Near the Last 4 fucking YEARS! That fucking CUNT OWES ME her very fucking Life! If not for me Coughing Up Damn Near $5000.00 over the fucking 8 Months I was Involved with her; she would be having to Literally sell her fucking ass on the fucking Streets of Capital City! If yous ask me Crystal should attempt to Run for fucking Office as a fucking Republican; because she Made me Hundreds of fucking Promises, yet How Many of those Promises did she actually fucking DELIVER ON? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You Guessed it; NONE WHATSOEVER! Now can I Prove that Crystal has been Spreading her Legs for this fucking DIRTBAG, Anthony? Probably Not; but what the fuck does that Matter? In fact the Last time I had sex (with an actual Woman) was Right Around the time I Met Crystal? It's rather funny; because the Last Woman I had Sex with was a friend of Mine; and with  as tight as her Pussy is yous would be very hard pressed to believe that this woman Pushed 4 Children through that Opening! Yet with Brittany, Jessica and Ultimately Crystal; how much Pussy did I get out of these 3 Money Hungry, High Maintenance SKANKS? Same amount of Pussy I got from Stormy Daniels; NONE WHATSOEVER! Now of course, Stormy Daniels is an Adult Film Actress. Now I Will Give Credit where Credit is due; Crystal is a Damn Good Cook, I WILL Give her that and May I add; she DOES have a nice fucking Rack on her! But Little did I Realize that her "Good Qualities" end! Now May I also say her Track Record not just as Far as Employment goes; but the way she Raised her fucking Punk Kids Left a Lot to be Desired! Please allow me to give yous a fucking Example: Her Now 27 Year Old Son ended up doing 5 fucking Years in a Michigan Prison; I don't exactly Remember what it was this fucking Degenerate did to Land his happy ass in the fucking Custody of the Michigan Department of Corrections , nor do I really Give a flying fuck! The FACT Remains he's a fucking Convicted FELON!  And her Daughter; who is 19, well both of them are an example of why Abortion should have been Made Mandatory around the times that Crystal got Knocked Up! Now her Daughter has been Pregnant twice before even Reaching the Age of 20! Great fucking Parenting, eh? Now of course her Daughter is a Case of "Like Mother, Like Daughter," what do I mean by this? Well Crystal's Daughter got her fucking eye socket busted by her Boyfriend's fist; yet she STAYS WITH this LOSER! Well, just Like Crystal LONGS to be with Anthony; apparently In her Family it's O.K. for a "Man" to Physically Strike a Woman! Now since I NEVER ONCE Raised a fucking Hand against ANY Woman; and I NEVER WILL; I Guess that's Unacceptable to Crystal and her fucking family! I really would Love to see the World from Crystal's Perspective; but I can't Jam my fucking head that far up my ass! Now Let's give this some fucking thought: I Work 1000% fucking HARD for what Little I get to take Home in My Bi-Weekly Paychecques; and for FAR TOO LONG I have been Putting Off Paying MY fucking Bills to make certain that this 46 Year Old version of Brittany and Jessica had Money! Well; that fucking ENDS! I am fucking DONE Allowing Women to walk all over me! I DESERVE to be "Loved" and VALUED for WHO I AM! Of course, Crystal Consistently "Plays the fucking 'Victim' Card," by saying "I Never brought up your exs." To that I respond "Because YOU REMIND Me of them!" I Guess I'm somewhat Lucky that My dick was never in that Open fucking Sewer under her fucking Nose; God Only Knows what's been in there, you know? I Guess, I have to admit Failure as far as another fucking Relationship Goes! I mean Let's forget about the fucking Money I coughed up to her Paying HER fucking Debts; I even stayed by her fucking side and didn't abandon her even when she told me that she has Cancer of the ass! She has a Cancerous Mass Growing in her Lower Abdominal Area; yet being the LOVING, CARING Boyfriend that I have been to her; this is how she Thanks Me? Wow! I fucking DO NOT DESERVE to be LIED TO, USED, FUCKED OVER; and of course ANY Normal Man would not take very Kindly to being treated this way and of course I am NO fucking Exception to this Rule! But I guess for Crystal; I Guess being TRUTHFUL, Being HONEST, being LOYAL was just simply asking for TOO MUCH from her, eh? But all is Not Lost; I have been in Communication with this beautiful 54 Year Old woman who Lives in Caro, the Hub of Neighboring Tuscola County. I have Only seen her in Person only Once; but fingers Crossed; I already KNOW this Woman doesn't USE Men for Money! Perhaps when My Friends at the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show advised Me to Cut My Losses and Get Rid of that Cancer (and I ain't Referring to the Crab-Like Symbol of the Zodiac) which Crystal is! I should have taken their advice a couple of fucking Months ago; maybe My Life would have a Lot Less Stress in it! Yet I subscribe to the theory that Karma is a Bitch and sure enough Crystal will get bitten in her ass by Karma. Thank God it wasn't too Late for me to Cut My Losses and Perhaps be with a woman who ACTUALLY DOES Value Me for who I am and Not for what's In my fucking Wallet! Well; Let's see whether I can find True Love! It's Unfortunate that Crystal was simply too good to be true! I Honestly had hoped that Crystal would have been the LAST Woman I would have been in ANY Kind of Romantical Relationship with! I even Intended to stay by her side if the Cancer she has Proved to be Fatal! Yet that Ungrateful Bitch couldn't appreciate ANY DAMN THING I DID FOR HER; ESPECIALLY when I DID NOT HAVE TO DO ANY of those fucking things! Well, stay tuned to see whether I will find that someone special that I can truly Count on! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Toxic Women Give Love a bad name avoid them if yous can!

Michigan's Resident Rocker Reflects On A Career, So Far...............

Here it is: Once again Michigan's Resident Rocker is Once again seated in the Cockpit Under the Prestigious Flag of God's Country; which as all of you Half Wits Know is Canada! People have asked me "What could Possibly be on Your Twisted, Tormented Mind?" Plenty, I have to say! Now as we all Know; I have been Divorced for almost the Last 3 Years; and for the Most Part it's been worthwhile. Now somebody Once asked Me How it was that My Marriage of 16 Years Came to a Conclusion; because My 1st Marriage was a Cruel fucking JOKE  without a funny Punchline! I figure Carrie (My 1st Wife) Really Doesn't Deserve the Sweat off of My fucking Balls; Let alone any Passage in ANY Manifesto; However; at a Later Time; I will Shoot on that FAT, LAZY SLUT! Now here is one fucking thing that I have Never for the fucking Life of me been able to Understand; Why is it that when a Woman is Labeled as a "SLUT" that she's stigmatized in a Negative Manner? I suppose this "Puritan Christian" Culture that a majority of the fucking Inbreds in the Southern Part of this God Forsaken CESSPOOL of a Country Known as Donald Trump's "America: that Women are Not supposed to be Promiscuous! Well; I have to be completely fucking Honest with yous; I happen to Like Promiscuous Women; almost as Much as I Like Bi-Sexual Women (Now what Man wouldn't Like having a Woman who is willing to eat Pussy as well as Suck dick?) I admit I am a fucking Promiscuous Man-Whore and I ain't the Least bit fucking ashamed of it! Since I was 16 Years Old I fucked 57 Different Women (Ironically enough; that happens to be the age of the Last Woman I had My dick inside of.) So what does that Tell yous? Funny thing is; When I Married My Now Ex Wife, I only fucked 28 Different Women; ain't it something that since then I more than Doubled the Number of Women I fucked? I guess I finally fucking Realized after My Then "Loving Wife" went for the fucking UPGRADE; that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous; are at Least not in the fucking Biological Sense! Now of course there are a Lot of "Churchie" fucks who seem to regurgitate the Same Tired bullshit of "Marriage is a 'Lifelong' Union between 1 Man & 1 Woman." Now ain't it fucking Interesting that a Lot of these Bible Thumping Pricks are usually the fucking Chief Offenders in the "Thou Shalt Not Adultery" category? I Guess the Reason these things Like the fucking PTL Club Scandal in where PTL Club Founder, Jim Bakker fucked his Secretary, Jessica Hahn; and of course Jessica Hahn was Labeled as a fucking Jezebel; even though that's what Ultimately brought Bakker's Criminal Enterprise to its fucking Knees! Personally; if I had the chance to fuck someone as hot as Jessica Hahn was; of course, I wouldn't waste any fucking Time with small talk; I would jackhammer that Pussy Like a Oil Rig in a Texas Oil field! Of course as it has been widely Known around Port Huron, where I Grew Up; that My Mother's Husband, Paul, and I had a fucking Falling Out; and what triggered it? Something that was and STILL IS NONE OF HIS FUCKING BUSINESS! At that Point in Time; I was with this fucking Drug Addict Named Brittany (and of course that fucking Mistake still Haunts My ass 5 Years after I got Rid of her) all the while that I was still Married! Well who fucking Cares?Now of course as Luck would have it; I didn't get to fuck Brittany (Thank God I didn't!) The ONLY Reason I didn't fuck that DRUG ADDICT; was because she Demanded that I PAY her to fuck her! Now I ain't above Paying a Hooker to fuck her; However here's the Main Caveat: if I am going to PAY somebody to have sex with; I would Rather she be somebody I either (A) Barely Know or (B) Don't know at all! It's almost the same fucking Principle as being a Pimp; don't date the Whores who Work for you! Anyway I owe yous an explanation as to why I am No Longer Married; and I shall not disappoint yous. Now I want to Make it Perfectly Clear; My Ex-Wife and I still Get Along Reasonably well; Yes, she even sucks My dick! How do yous Like that? And yes; I still fuck her (albeit whenever I am with her.) But the Biggest Issue in My Last Marriage was the FACT that My "Loving" Wife REFUSED to Stand Up to those who were Out to fucking Break Us Up! Especially her Uber Wealthy, SNOOTY, Trump SUPPORTING Sister, Kelly. I can't help but wonder why it was that Kelly didn't want her "Baby Sister" to be Married to a REAL MAN Like Me! Maybe Kelly was JEALOUS of the fact that I was Nailing her Sister, Rather than her! But of course My "Loving Wife" REFUSED to Make her Sister APOLOGIZE for holding ALL of My Past and Perceived Future Failures Over My Head! That was the very final fucking Straw! I simply Learned that My "Loving Wife" NEVER Had My back! And I KNEW I had to Make My Own Way; which I Ultimately did! Now Onto the Main Topic; because I have ranted on about Personal shit Long enough! As we all Know; I Drive a Delivery Truck for a Company Named Anchor Wiping Cloth In Michigan's Armpit (Detroit). Now I have to say I have been there for Damn Near the Last 4 Years and this is in essence the Happiest I have been in My Career. In fact Anchor is a Family Run Operation and they have been Like Family to Me! My Job has meant FAR MORE than Merely 3 (and in a Select Few Months) 4 Paychecques a Month. It's something That is Now Part of the very Fabric of who this Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten is! The Customers I Deliver to are awesome; I very seldom had a Problem with anybody; In Fact it's through My Job that I Met My Girlfriend, Crystal. Now I'll talk more about her in a Future Entry. But back to the Subject at Hand. What I Love about My Job is Not Only the sense of Family I have with My Employer; I don't have to deal with any fucking Office Politics; I don't have to consistently Look Over My fucking Shoulder. I don't have to deal with fucking RUMORS (Which is why I Vowed I would NEVER AGAIN Work on a fucking Production Floor). I don't have to deal with Brown Nosers, ass Kissers, Gossips, Management "Pets," yous fucking Name it! Now don't get Me Wrong; there were Jobs I Worked at in where I wasn't fucking Happy at all! Take My Last Job, Weeks' Food Corp in Richmond, Michigan. I fucking Grew to HATE that Place! Why? Office Politics!  First of all I was ALWAYS Under Terrible Pressure to "Work Fast Or You're Fired!" Which that kind of bullshit is something I don't think ANYBODY Needs! Not to mention the fucking Customers I delivered to were Extremely fucking RUDE; Especially a Lot of the Grocery Stores I Delivered to (In Detroit) the Butchers in those Stores are Among the RUDEST fucking Pricks I have ever fucking Dealt with! And a Lot of these Motherfuckers spoke Very Little fucking English! I can't decide which One I Hated the Most; all I can say is Thank God I don't Live in Detroit! Now how fucked up is this? If something got Stolen off a Driver's Truck; the DRIVER Wound up having to Reimburse the fucking Company for the fucking Lost Product! Now even though I Made $15.00 an Hour at Weeks' and I averaged 52 Hours a Week; I STILL Felt Like I wasn't getting Paid Enough to Put Up with all of the fucking bullshit I had to deal with there; of course Having to SUPPORT a Heavily Tattooed Monster Named Jessica (A clone of Brittany) didn't help! When I finally was Let Go at Weeks' it was More of a fucking Relief; than it was a feeling of a sense of Loss! When I was at that fucking Shithole; it was 1 fucking Disaster after another that I had to deal with! 1 Year of that shithole Provided with more than enough bad Memories to Last a Lifetime! Prior to that I worked at MPP Corp. In Kimball Township; and I was there for 3 Years and this was where I Made the Most Money; from April of 2014 to May of 2017, I Made Around $190,000.00. But Unfortunately it didn't Work Out after that span of time; Yet I am Nothing But Grateful for the Experience I Gained when I was there! And May I also Mention I Drive for 3 Different Companies that had a Transportation Contract with the Canadian National Railroad, Top Hat Transportation (October, 2004 to June, 2005); Burt Transportation Services (July 2007 to December 2008) and Hallcon Crew Transport (February 2012 to March 2013). For the Most Part I enjoyed what I did for those Companies! Now also from January of 2009 Until August of 2011; I Hauled Expedited Freight. Now with those Jobs I was Required to be away from Home for Up to 2 Months at a Time; and I have to be honest with yous; those Jobs had their Ups and Downs! More Downs than Ups! Not to mention I Learned that there are a Lot of fucking Shady, Shifty Characters who Own Transportation Fleets; and Unfortunately I ended Up Working for 2 of them! I Decided that after 2 and a Half Years of that shit; Living In Truck Stops, and out of fucking Suitcases; I decided that Lifestyle simply wasn't for Me! Sure, I got to Travel to Places that had I Not Gotten into that Line of Work, I would have Never Visited! But as of Now; I am Happy to be a Driver for Anchor Wiping Cloth and I Intend to Work there until the very day I stop fucking breathing! I know I don't make as Much Money as I have in My Previous 2 Jobs; but I have something there that Money simply Can't buy; which is a sense of Belonging! I also have Stability there too! I don't think ANY Other Employer could Offer Me Enough Money for me to Jump Ship! Now I Know I ain't a Member of the Baskin Family who Runs Anchor; But I do have a sense of Family with the People I Work for and With! That to me is Priceless! That's something I Could NEVER Get Working on a Production Floor or in a Restaurant Kitchen! Do I Miss being at MPP Corp? Of course I do! In Fact if I was still There to this Day; Chances are I wouldn't be Living in Genesee County! But I am Happy with where My Life is! And I am especially Happy with where My Career is! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life's Too short to be Working s shitty Job!