Michigan's Resident Rocker Has No Love Lost For An Old Foe...............

Can yous believe this? Michigan's Resident Rocker has yet another thing on his Twisted Mind? Oh! Yous Damn Right I do!  What could that Possibly be? As I said a Lot of People can say I am Rather Unpredictable; and I'm Perfectly fine with that!  Why? Well would yous Like for People to be able to figure out what yous will say or do? Alright Now comes the Point in where I Post My Infamous Disclaimer that if yous Get Offended by Colorful Language and Rather Unconventional Thinking; then do Me, My Readers as well as Yourselves a Favor and stop Reading this fucking Posting Right at this very Point! Because if yous don't Like My Rather Liberal Usage of the word "fuck" or any Variable of that word! Well, I ain't Holding a fucking Gun to your head saying "Read what I Post Online or else!" Now when in the fuck did I ever do that shit? I know there are a Lot of People who are out to Censor Me at all fucking Costs; to that I say "Bring it the fuck on!" Because I don't back down from a Challenge, no Matter who the fuck is on the Other Side! And you know what? A Majority of the time I don't give a flying fuck what anybody thinks of me at all! In Fact the ONLY People that I give a fuck about what their thoughts of me are the Ones who are PAYING Me to Give a fuck about what they think of me; now how the fuck do yous Like that? Now I know some dumbass will ask me "Can a fuck actually fly?" O.K. I use that term "flying fuck" Rather Metaphorically! How do yous Like that? I solved yet another vexing Mystery of Human Nature! Of course I often Leave My Readers in suspense as to what the Topic of the Heading is when I go into a side Rant before I get into the Main Topic; but I have often said this Many times there is a Method to My Madness! As I said yous are free to stop Reading what I say at any fucking Time something I say "Crosses the Line" In your Opinions; which as I have said before I Personally don't give a flying fuck about! I Mean as Long as yous are Not Signing My Paychecques; then why should I give a Rat's ass about what yous think of what I say? I have said this before but Quite Often it bears Repeating I don't need ANYBODY'S fucking "Approval"! Now The Last Posting I wrote some of yous would say I was "Attacking" My Family; which that IS NOT the fucking Case at all! Yet; I would be remiss if I didn't address the Fact that it's No Secret that My Mother and I haven't spoken to each other in Over the Last 3 Years; and that's a crying fucking Shame; since My Mother Turns the Magical Age of 70 in about a Month and a Half. However I Look at it this way; I ain't One to tell ANY Grown Adult of "sound Mind" what the fuck to do! Just Like I don't Like being Told what to do by ANYBODY who ain't Paying Me to tell me what to do! In other Words; I am a 49 Year Old Grown Man and I Answer to NOBODY! That's right I Answer to not a fucking Soul! Of course yous could say the Dissolution of My 16 Year Marriage has Caused a Lot of Strife in My Family; yet why? I Mean Let's Look at this from a fucking Logical Standpoint: My Soon to be Ex-Wife and I get along a Lot Better now that I am Living 2 Counties away from her. I mean I still Love her; I still Care about her and Hell Yeah! I would fuck her any time she wanted me to do exactly that! Of course I Openly admit I will fuck Most ANY Woman who Consents to me doing so! Now the Key word is "Consensual" because I don't take ANY fucking Chances of being accused of Sexual Assault! If a Woman tells me to "Stop" before My dick gets Inside her; then I do Just that! But Of Course as a Loyal Leykis 101 Student; among the Tenets I Learned from the Professor is do not Give ANY Woman ANY Kind of a Chance to accuse yous of Sexual Assault! Because in this Day and Age A Man is In essence GUILTY Until PROVEN INNOCENT! Of any Accusation Involving Sex; Whether it's Sexual Harassment, Sexual Assault yous fucking Name it! Thanks a Lot, Dump The Gump Trump you fucking VILE, RACIST, MYSOGYNISTIC DRAFT-DODGING fucking COWARD! That's Correct; I Called The DICTATOR of the United States EXACTLY THAT! I mean did you hear the fucking Diarrhea of the Mouth that Cocksucker was Spewing Out while Supposedly "Honoring" The Memory of the Fallen United States Soldiers who Died on the 75th Anniversary of "D Day" back in 1944! I can PROVE that Dump The Gump Trump is a DRAFT-DODGING COWARD; In Fact I shall Share an Article that Spells it ALL Out even for the Most Devout Supporters of this Modern Day Version of Adolf Hitler; this especially applies to My 2 Soon To Be Former Sisters-In-Law: In Fact If I may add another Variation to what I am saying; I Openly admit I Never Served in the Military; yet I have More of the Things that Military Service Teaches, such as Honor, Respect, Sacrifice and so on and so forth; in the very tip of My dick than Dump The Gump Trump has in his fat ass Doughy Frame! Yous can access the Article by going to  www.newmediacentral.net/trump-is-draft-dodging-chickenhawk-coward: MSNBC terrorism analyst Malcolm Nance Lambasted Dump The Gump Trump Monday for criticizing “failed” navy leaders over their Syria coverage, referring to him as a “draft-dodging Chickenhawk coward.” Can you even believe that this DICTATOR had the fucking Gall to say this?
“I campaigned on getting out of Syria and different Locations,” Dump The Gump Trump wrote on Twitter. “Now once I begin getting out the Faux Information Media, or some failed Generals who have been unable to do the job earlier than I arrived, prefer to complain about me & my ways, that are working.” Yet Take a Gander at Mr. Nance's Rebuttal: The previous U.S. Navy Senior Chief Petty Officer and Trump critic responded to the criticism by accusing the president of floundering as a frontrunner, husband, and father. “Draft dodging chickenhawk cowards don’t get to name any Generals “failed. “ You failed at manhood,” Nance wrote. “You failed as “chief”. You failed marriage & as father. You failed at rejecting Treason. Your most spectacular failure was as an American. Historical past will present #TrumpEqualsFailure.” What a Nice fucking BURN, eh? Here's another Article Written by D. Allan Ker that Spells Out what a Draft-Dodging fucking COWARD Dump The Gump Trump REALLY IS! This article can be accessed at www.seacoastonline.com here it is: Let’s get this on the record - Donald J. Trump is a draft-dodging coward.

He had plenty of opportunities during the Vietnam War to join the ranks of the heroes he claims to admire, starting when he turned 18 and first became eligible for the Draft in 1964. Instead he proceeded to obtain several student deferments over the next few years.

After graduating from college in 1968, he was no longer eligible for Student Status - so he got a medical deferment attributed to bone spurs. His 2016 Presidential campaign acknowledged this was expected to be a short-term condition.

The United States didn’t withdraw from the war until 1973, but Trump never saw fit to join up. He was in his physical prime during these war years, between the ages of 18 and 27, and brags of being a great athlete in his younger days. He apparently enjoyed playing toy soldier at the New York Military Academy private boarding school.

But dressing in uniform for real? No, that wasn’t for him.

He has acknowledged in the past he sometimes feels “a little guilty” about not serving his country during Vietnam. There may be something more, however, behind his animosity toward war hero John McCain.

The daughters of a deceased New York doctor claimed last year their father gave Trump the bone-spur letter as a favor to Trump’s father, who was the Doctor’s Landlord. Now, in the wake of Trump’s latest rants, former U.S. Sen. Bob Kerrey - a Medal of Honor winner who lost part of his leg in Vietnam - is calling on Trump to share X-rays proving he actually had this condition.

Certain people had a problem with Bill Clinton for his efforts to avoid Military Service during Vietnam, but ultimately both he and Trump simply took advantage of opportunities available to them. Meanwhile, it was left to guys like McCain to fill the void in the Armed Forces for these daintier lads.

McCain volunteered to serve his country as a naval aviator, then he volunteered to serve in combat in Vietnam. He was tortured and placed in solitary confinement during his time as a prisoner of war from 1967 to 1973.

Trump, between those same years, worked for his dad’s multi-million-dollar real estate business, and in 1971 his dad promoted him to President. You could say McCain, the son and grandson of four-star Navy Admirals, also followed into the family business, but didn’t get quite the same perks.

If anything, Trump should have been thanking McCain these past 4 decades for serving the country so pampered sons of privilege like himself could enjoy the soft comforts of Home. Or as Republican Sen. Johnny Isakson said this week, “Nothing is more important than the integrity of the Country and those who fought and risked their lives for all of us.”

Instead, Trump has been rather ungracious toward the dead Senator.

His 2015 claim McCain was “a war hero because he was captured - I like people who weren’t captured” was the moment I realized just how unfit Trump was to serve as Commander In Chief. Not only because he was stupid enough to say it, but because he lacked the grace to apologize.

His obsession has only escalated over time, and I have no doubt the near-beatification bestowed on the battle-scarred old warrior after his passing last year absolutely drove Trump nuts. And with his rambling comments over the past week, Baby Huey seems just about ready to enter Looney Town.

Trump even attempted to take credit for a veterans’ health bill sponsored by McCain and signed into Law by Obama 2 years before Trump was Appointed DICTATOR.

McCain’s daughter Meaghan is dead-on when she describes her dad as Trump’s “kryptonite,” saying McCain is in Trump’s head because the reality TV host is very much aware he doesn’t measure up. But no one loves veterans more than a callous Politician who never donned the uniform himself, and Trump has made a point of literally wrapping himself in the American flag at every opportunity. He praises the Military in public - as long as he isn’t challenged. Then he has no reservations trying to demean men whose boots he couldn’t carry.

For his part, although he was far more erudite about it, McCain didn’t have much love for Trump. It’s pretty clear who he meant when he famously mocked spoiled rich boys who “found a Doctor that would say that they had a bone spur. That is wrong. If we’re going to ask every American to serve, every American should serve.”

Trump is trying to trash McCain’s Legacy for the Senator’s role in providing the notorious “Steele Dossier” to the FBI. Frankly, I’m not sure what else McCain could have done with this information. If he hadn’t passed it on he would have been accused of a cover-up.

McCain certainly made no secret about it, describing the episode in his excellent last book, “The Restless Wave.” With the typical candor I always loved about the guy, McCain wrote he would do it again and added, “Anyone who doesn’t like it can go to hell.”

What Trump still fails to understand is McCain was a hero because he went into harm’s way in the first place - not because he had to, but because he thought his country was worth the sacrifice. He’s a hero because he endured a hell most of us can’t imagine, and somehow returned home a stronger man.

And personally, I like people who have the guts to join the fight in the first place. Now I may Not Change any Minds as far as Getting this DICTATOR Removed from the White House in November of 2020 or Sooner; but fuck it! Alright! Yous knew it's been a Few Years since I Mentioned My Old Nemesis the Friend of the CUNT! But believe me there ain't No Love Lost between Me and this fucking CORRUPT, COLD, CRUEL fucking System that Rips apart Families on a daily fucking Basis and what's all the fucking Worse about this fucking System that's completely Rotten to the fucking Core is they fucking MAKE MONEY doing this! How the fuck can I continue to Not say a Damn thing about the very fucking System that Victimized My Kids by Making them HAVE TO CHOOSE between 2 Loving Parents? Now That My Little Headbangers are Now Grown as I have said many times before, My Daughter, Marjorie is 24 and My Son, Jonathan is 22. So Now they have survived that fucking Nightmare; I am Hopeful that if either 1 of My Kids Chooses to Propagate the Species; that ANY Grandchild(ren) of Mine will NEVER Have to deal with the Same TOXIC System that My Brother and I had to deal with along with My Little Headbangers! Now I will share a Little History Lesson with yous that is rather Personal in Nature: I openly admit I resented the Decision My Mother Made back in 1979 to Divorce My Biological Father. For the Longest Time I Never was able to Understand why she Made that Decision! Now as I got Older I began to Understand why she Came to the Decision that she did! Yet by the Same Token I can see why My Biological Father Resented My Mother's Decision! I didn't think I could ever Empathize with that asshole until My Kids were Unceremoniously Ripped away from Me By My Kids' Mother and then wound up being USED as PAWNS in a Cruel, Manipulative Game that always Left ME, as their Father at a Disadvantage; when they were Growing Up! As we all Know Melisa; The Mother of My Little Headbangers will Never Know the Joy of Possibly being a Grandmother; since she Passed Away back in December of 2017; and NO! I didn't have ANY fucking thing to do with how she met with her demise 3 Months short of what would have been her 52nd Birthday! If yous Really MUST know how she died; she Suffered a Fatal Stroke  2 Days before what was My Daughter's 23rd Birthday! Now, what Kind of a Mother was Melisa? Well; I shall tell yous that the ONLY 2 People who can Provide an HONEST Answer to that Question is Marjorie and Jonathan and yous Know what? Their Opinion is the ONLY ONE that Really Matters as far as that Topic is Concerned! If Marjorie and or Jonathan or Both say that Melisa was a Good Mother; then that's ALL that fucking Matters! But Getting  back to the Friend of the CUNT (Here in Michigan the Family Court Unit is Known as the Friend of the Court) and it's a fucking Bureaucracy in ALL 83 Michigan Counties that Needs to be fucking NAPALMED! It seems as if the Friend of the CUNT ONLY Goes After Fathers who WANT TO be a Part of their Child(ren's) Lives because ALL the Friend of the CUNT Gives a fuck about is get ready for a Shock MONEY! Now I would be remiss if I didn't mention My Former "Girlfriend", Jessica; the Father of her Now 9 Year Old Son, Caseon has Only Paid "Child Support" ONLY 4 fucking Times; yet what the fuck has Happened to this fucking "Deadbeat Dad"? Not a fucking thing! How fucking shocking, eh? Well; I'm Glad I NEVER HAVE to Answer the Question of what Kind of a Mother Jessica is! And why Not with Title IV-D of the fucking Social Security Act of 1970 Providing Federal Subsidies to Family Court Systems as well as the FIA in every fucking State; why should this fucking Government Run Organized Crime Syndicate Change the way they fucking Do Business? Think about that! I mean if Al Capone Ran the Friend of the CUNT in the State of Illinois; do yous think he would have wound up In Federal fucking Prison? Fuck No! Now I'm Glad that My Mother Never Wound Up on the Wrong End of Friend of the CUNT'S Cross-Hairs; but My Mother's Husband who NEVER Fathered a Child in his Life  had the fucking GALL to Lecture My Brother and I about Paying "Child Support" which in Reality is Nothing More than Child fucking EXTORTION! Now to that I say that since you NEVER HAD TO Deal with that fucking Government Run Organized Crime Syndicate; yous simply Need to sit the fuck down and SHUT THE FUCK UP! In Fact I Hope and Pray to God that My Nephew, Cody or worse Yet My Son, Jonathan NEVER Gets Ensnared into the Trap that is ALWAYS SET for ANY Single/Divorced Father! To My Mother's Husband; If yous have a fucking Problem with what the fuck I said; I ain't a Hard Man to Find! In fact I encourage anybody who Reads this Posting to order a Copy of the Book Friend Of The Court Enemy Of The Family on Amazon or E Bay it' Written by a Former Friend of the CUNT Employee, Carol Rhodes who Used to Work for the Friend of the CUNT in Kent County, Michigan, Kent County is where Grand Rapids is Located. In this Book; Ms. Rhodes Exposes the Friend of the CUNT for EXACTLY what they REALLY ARE! It's a Damn Good Thing that I Never Allowed the Friend of the CUNT to Drive Me to Suicide; as they  have done to so Many Single/Divorced Fathers in the State of Michigan! Yet this Government Run Organized is Not Unique to Just the United States; but it also Plagues God's Country; which as everybody Knows is Canada; The United Kingdom; Australia; and I dare say Several Other "Democratic Countries" as well! I also encourage everybody who Reads this Posting to Write to Your Congressman/Congresswoman in Washington, D.C. As well as to the Legislators in your Respective States to Demand the Immediate REPEAL of Title IV-D of the Social Security Act which would FORCE Family Courts to Rule in What's TRULY In the "Best Interests" of Children of Divorce and or Family Breakups; rather than what will fucking Generate Revenue! Did yous know that Family Courts Define the "Best Interests" of Children SOLELY In terms of MONEY? Trust Me! I have Studied the Enemy! And the ONLY Way to Do away with this Monster is to Cut Off its Lifeline; which in the Case of the Friend of the CUNT is MONEY! I don't know if any Kind of Family Court Reforms will ever take Place in My Lifetime; but as Long as I am still Breathing; I will NEVER End My Fight to Expose the Friend of the CUNT for the Government Run Organized Crime Syndicate that they ALWAYS HAVE BEEN! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Fathers Unite while you still have something to fight for!

Will Michigan's Resident Rocker's Family Ever Be A Unit Again?

 Alright; Here it is; another exciting time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit; Under the beautiful Canadian Flag that Symbolizes PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that is Offered only in God's Country which as all of yous know is Canada! Now don't get me started on why I don't see the United States as such do I really need to explain this shit to yous as to why I don't See being an American as such a Great thing? I mean yous Must be really dumb or yous have about as Much of an Attention Span as a Hamster! I ain't Quite sure as to what applies in this Situation! Of course this is the Point in where I Post a Simple Disclaimer that if yous Get Offended Rather easily then yous Need to stop Reading this Positing right Now because as I have said Many Many timed before; I simply don't give a flying fuck as to whether I Offend somebody or Not! In fact some of you stupid Motherfuckers NEED TO BE Offended! Don't Like what I am saying; fuck you! Kiss My Red & White Maple Leaf decorated ass! Before I get down to the Very Topic as to what the fuck is on My Twisted Mind; of course I have to Lead into that Topic with yet another Variation of Why I consider being an American such a fucking Embarrassment! Now I know some of yous will get sand in your Pussies to that I say Get the fuck Over it! Develop a thicker fucking skin! Now as we all know My 1 Year Anniversary at My Job at Anchor Wiping Cloth in Detroit has Come and Gone. And suffice to say I think I have finally found the Match Made in Heaven as far as an Occupation is Concerned; yet indeed I have! Now couple that with the Fact that I got rid of that Toxic fucking Ball & Chain, Jessica, and you have a Very Happy 49 Year Old Man who seems to have finally found the Balance to a Happy Life that I have been Looking for in the Previous 48 Years of My Existence! Now often Times I wonder what the fuck did I ever see in Jessica? Well, I digress the thought of seeing that heavily Inked Carcass in it's Glorious state of Nudity could be the very fucking Cure for Erectile Dysfunction; but after a Year of hearing that fucking Shrill, Annoying fucking Voice of hers would Make Most any Man Lose his hard-on before the Moment of Truth! However; I decided that after I cut that fucking Cunt from My Life; that it was High Time to Steer Clear from Women who are Young enough to be My Daughter; Now Keep in Mind; My Actual Daughter, Marjorie is a Little Over 6 Months away from her 25th Birthday; that's Correct! I didn't fucking stutter! Now I also have a Son, Jonathan who Turns 23 a Little Over 3 Months from now! How is this shit for a fucking Irony? Jessica's Birthday is on the very Same Day as My Son's; albeit she will be turning 31 (Now Let's be brutally fucking Honest is she turning 31 or 13?)  I mean she acts Like a fucking High School Aged Teenager! It's Rather Unfortunate that she was allowed to Propagate the fucking Species, eh? I really feel bad for her Now 9 Year Old Son, Caseon!  Now  was I Happier when I Left Weeks' Food Corp or when I finally cut that Money Leeching SKANK from My Life? Hmmmm! Interesting Question; I mean My Job at Weeks' Food Corp made me fucking Miserable every fucking Day I had to fucking be there! After all; I didn't get Paid Nearly Enough to Put up with all of the fucking  Political Bullshit I had to fucking deal with during the Less than a Full Year that I was there! Of course Jessica being the fucking Ball & Chain that she truly was Didn't Help Matters any at all! Now In Order to Explain how it is that I find being an American to be something that at One Time in My Life that I was and this is the fucking Key Word was Once very Proud of but I am now very deftly embarrassed about and that's None other than the FACIST DICTATORSHIP of Dump The Gump Trump and Mike Pence! Now these Piles of shit Make My 2 Soon To Be Former Sisters-In-Law achieve such Orgasms that they would Re-Flood the Bone Dry Frio River in South Central Texas! In Fact I shall Share an Article with yous an Article that Depicts How this Spray Tanned DICTATOR is Destroying the Very PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY that took Over 242 Years to Build yet is being DESTROYED by this LYING, CON MAN who is still ILLEGALLY in the White House Much to the Benefit of My Estranged Wife's FABULOUSLY WEALTHY Family; This Article Written by Tom Coleman in the Kansas City Star Illustrates why Dump The Gump Trump and Mike Pence need to be IMPEACHED IMMEDIATELY; here it is:
According to the ILLEGALLY Redacted Mueller Report, Candidate Donald Trump, along with members of his team, on multiple occasions welcomed Russian interference on his behalf during the 2016 Presidential Campaign. For example, the Report details a meeting between the Trump Campaign Chairman and a Russian Intelligence asset where polling information and campaign strategy were shared.
While Mueller did not find sufficient evidence that Trump or his Campaign had violated a criminal statute, the net effect was that the Trump Campaign encouraged a foreign adversary to use and misrepresent stolen information on social media platforms to defraud U.S. Voters. Because the Presidency was won in this way, the DICTATOR'S Election victory brought forth nothing less than an illegitimate Presidency.
Mueller presents a strong case that in addition to receiving campaign help from Russian operatives, the DICTATOR obstructed justice — a crime in itself. Mueller declined to charge the sitting DICTATOR because of current Department of Justice regulations that prohibit it. That policy is wrong in my opinion, and must be changed in the future when reason and rationality return to our Politics. Now I know that this will Piss Off My Soon to be Former Sisters-In-Law who Regularly Play Golf with Trump as well as Regularly Attend his shitbag Rallies! Yes My Soon to be Former Sisters-In-Law are among those who NEED TO BE Offended! Yes yous can Quote me on that! Moving Right along, Now we're into the Main Topic and the Very Question that I have been Dealing with for the Better Part of the Last 3 fucking Years and that is will My Family ever be a Functional Family Unit ever again?  Now I ain't referring to the Dynamic between Me and My Now Grown Little Headbangers; nor am I referring to My Relationship with My Cousins or My Brother because those as far as I know are still Pretty Solid! I am talking about My Mother; Now it's been about 3 fucking Years since I have even spoken to My Mother and as we all know she ain't getting any Younger! In a Little Over a Month's Time she Turns 70; who would have thought? But the Trouble started when her Alcoholic Husband Started his Bullshit! When he started sticking his fucking Nose into My fucking Finances as well as who I was Putting My dick inside of (Which at that Point In Time I was Committing one of the Biggest Mistakes of My Life by trying to be in a Relationship with a Drug Addict Named Brittany!) But at that Point; My Marriage was already Over as it stood! Yet this fucking DRUNK seems to think he's the fucking Morality Police!  He would  say shit Like "You're Not supposed to Have a Girlfriend when you're Married!"  Yet by the same fucking Token; he would fuck his Own Grandson's Mother while Married to My Mother! Now can somebody tell me what the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Picture? Now whether he fucked anybody other than My Mother I Personally don't Give a flying fuck! Because Other People's Marriages are absolutely something I really don't give a flying fuck about! Yet My Mother's Alcoholic Husband has Poisoned the very Dynamic of My Family to the Point that I don't know if I will ever be able to Speak to My Mother again! Now I shall share with yous something that Maybe will help me Raise awareness of the Fact that I Man for Pretty Much My entire fucking Life is an Alcoholic and that Maybe he will finally fucking MAN UP, ADMIT he has a fucking Problem with Alcohol, Get Help and Quit Drinking; but that Remains to be seen! Here's what I Uncovered:1. Trouble with the Law The single most obvious social sign of alcoholism is having gotten into legal trouble because of drinking. We’re not talking about your one-time offense back in college. We’re talking DWI, arrest for public intoxication, or criminal charges as a result of being drunk. An example would be robbing a store or assaulting someone while you were drunk, when otherwise you never would have. Basically, if the law is aware of your drinking, you may well be an alcoholic. Plus, if alcohol has gotten you into legal trouble, chances are your drinking habits are unhealthy. 2. Crooked PrioritiesYou know how people say that you’ve got to keep your priorities straight? Well, if and when drinking alcohol outweighs your everyday life responsibilities, consider your priorities crooked. Responsible drinking occurs once all other things are taken care of. Problematic drinking occurs while or instead of doing all other things. Alcohol should never be a priority, and should never stand in the way of your responsibilities as an adult. Severe examples include neglecting your loved ones due to drinking, spending bill money on alcohol, and/or choosing booze over going to work. Less severe examples include drinking instead of participating in social events or replacing healthy hobbies with getting drunk. If you find your priorities are crooked because of alcohol, regardless of the severity, you may be an alcoholic. 3. Affected Relationships It’s never good if and when drinking starts to negatively affect your personal relationships. It might start with an angry significant other who wants you to quit. Then, you might start neglecting your children a little. If you don’t have kids, or a significant other, maybe you are neglecting your friends. Worse yet, maybe you’re not neglecting at all, but being unfairly aggressive instead. Drinking alcohol in excess causes one to be irritable, argumentative, and even abusive toward others… or to the self. If you find that your relationship with others, or with yourself, is being damaged by alcohol, then you may be developing alcoholism. Drinking should never affect the way we co-exist with the people we see on a regular basis, especially those we love. 4. Telling Lies If you find yourself lying about your drinking habits to others, this is a warning sign of alcoholism. Those who are not at risk of developing an addiction to alcohol will feel no need to hide their drinking habits. This also ties into the previous sign, as lying will eventually corrode your relationships. 5. Making Excuses Justifying excessive drinking can be pretty easy for an alcoholic. However, here’s a newsflash… scoring a perfect game at bowling night is no reason for a 12-pack to yourself. Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day is one thing, but celebrating President’s Day with getting drunk is a warning sign. Basically, if you find yourself making excuses in order to drink more, there’s a definite chance you’re developing a problem. 6. Bad Company If you find your friend group to consist of heavy drinkers, and if you find that you and your friends often get drunk when together, this may be an issue. However, this is a different kind of social warning sign altogether. Friendships are acquired over a lifetime, and the issue of surrounding yourself with bad company can be a touchy one. However, you should always be your top priority. If you find that you associate with people who drink often, take a timeout – or reconsider the friendships. You may have a problem with alcohol developing or waiting to develop. 7. No Company Drinking heavily alone is arguably worse than drinking heavily with pals. Drinking alone, or isolating yourself because of your drinking, is an explicit warning sign of alcoholism. Non-alcoholics rarely get intoxicated alone. Now, we don’t mean that one time you bought a bottle of liquor because your ex dumped you and you drank it alone in front of the TV. We mean getting drunk alone for no good reason. Solo drinking is problem drinking. 8. Poor Performance The final social warning sign of alcoholism comes if and when you find your performance at school or work is suffering due to alcohol. Replacing study time with drinking time, or being so hungover you can’t function at work, could indicate an alcohol addiction forming. This links back to having crooked priorities. If your performance is poor because of alcohol, then it’s likely your drinking habits are poor as well.  The Physical Signs of Alcoholism The physical warning signs of alcoholism are relatively straightforward. Although most of them could be exhibited by a non-alcoholic, this is why they are warning signs, and not symptoms. That being said, pay close attention to this section, as your health may depend on it. 1. High Tolerance Building a tolerance to alcohol is a very bad sign. This means your body has become used to the presence of alcohol, and will require more and more to attain intoxication. The higher your tolerance, the more likely you are an alcoholic. It really is that blunt. Nobody should have to consume an entire 12-pack of beer in order to achieve a buzz. 2. No Limit Drinking more than you intended to is a sign of alcohol abuse. Drinking until you literally can’t drink anymore is a sign of alcoholism. Those in control of their drinking are able to set limits and not exceed them. Alcoholics are literally incapable of adhering to such limits. If you find yourself constantly craving another drink, regardless of intoxication level, check yourself. Alcoholism may be getting the best of you. [Note: Depending on gender, body shape, age, and other factors, ‘limits’ are different for all people. Know your own limits.] 3. Losing Your Memory Memory loss from drinking, whether for one night or for years, is a surefire warning sign of alcoholism. To blackout from booze means two things. One is you have consumed enough alcohol to give yourself temporary amnesia. Two is you are well on your way to becoming an alcoholic. Memory loss is an extremely common symptom of alcoholism and with persistent heavy drinking over years, permanent forms of amnesia can develop. 4. Drinking on the Daily If you drink alcohol on a daily basis, chances are you’re an alcoholic. Even a couple of beers, if consumed every night, is at least a warning sign if not alcoholic behavior. Nobody should consume alcohol every day – not even that fabled glass of red wine. Studies are beginning to show how even that can negatively affect your health.
If you find yourself getting drunk every day, then you absolutely are an alcoholic, and you need to seek help immediately, for your own sake. 5. Risky Business If you drink alcohol in dangerous situations or in places where drinking is inappropriate, this is a warning sign of alcohol addiction. The single riskiest behavior associated with drinking is driving. Now, driving under the influence is never acceptable. However, when it comes to signs of alcoholism, we aren’t referring to that one time you drove to the store with a slight beer buzz. We mean repeatedly driving under the influence of alcohol.
Also, things like sneaking alcohol into the movies, going to school drunk, or secretly drinking at night when everyone is asleep are warning signs. If you are drinking where unacceptable, you may have an alcohol addiction. 6. Appearance Change If you are falling behind on your hygiene because of drinking, or if you find your appearance becoming shoddy due to drinking, you may just want to stop drinking. This is a sign of alcoholism. 7. Withdrawal Symptoms (physical) A night on the town can do you some harm come the next morning. However, if you find yourself waking up feeling hungover but did not drink the night before, you may be experiencing alcohol withdrawal symptoms, which is a very serious sign of alcoholism. The Emotional Signs Lastly we have the emotional warning signs of alcoholism, which aren’t as obvious as, say, skipping work or drinking at church. These are signs that need to be evaluated in order to ensure that alcohol is the source. Otherwise, they may just be the result of something else in your life. 1. Denial An old saying goes something like, ‘if you have to ask, you probably are,’ when it comes to being an alcoholic. Basically, if you wonder whether or not you are, you probably are. Worse yet, if you deny that you have a problem, there’s a great chance you’ve developed alcoholism. Again, it is possible to not have a problem with alcohol, to be accused, and to deny it. However this is a rare case and all in all you know who you are. 2. Shame Another noteworthy emotional warning sign of alcoholism is feeling shame about your drinking. If you feel this way, you have likely crossed the line from drinker to addict, and this applies to all substance addictions. Shame brought on by consuming a substance is a strong indicator of addiction. 3. Concerning Others This actually has nothing to do with you. It involves those you know. If your family or friends or coworkers are concerned with your drinking, you may be an alcoholic. Sometimes it’s easier for others to see your problem. If you have others concerned for you, then you may want to take a closer look. 4. Imbalance of Emotion Alcoholics tend to experience mood swings, and to not be able to maintain one emotion for very long. In alcoholics, emotional imbalance will flare if unable to drink. If you feel your emotional balance being disturbed when not drinking, chances are you are developing an addiction. 5. Defensiveness If you have to literally defend your drinking to someone, provided that someone is reasonable, then you very well may be an alcoholic. No responsible drinker should have to argue for how much he or she has consumed. Defending your sobriety while drunk is even more indicative of a problem. Withdrawal Symptoms (emotional) Feeling depression when not drinking is another major alcoholic warning sign. It is not normal to feel sad or upset without booze. Alcoholics tend to crave drinking so much that without it, they feel depressed. This is because the brain is malfunctioning. Now as Most anybody who knows me realizes that I pretty Much Answer to not a Damn Soul! The ONLY People I answer to are those who are PAYING Me to answer to them and the Last fucking Time I Checked My Mother's Husband ain't Signing My fucking Paychecques so therefore I do not answer to Him at all! But the Real Sad Part of this all is the Fact that this Man had been More of a "Father" to My Brother and I than Our actual Father has! Now I have to admit to something My Biological Father (who I have No fucking Idea as to whether he's still alive or Not, nor do I give a fuck!) wasn't all that bad of a Parent when he Put his Mind to it! Now where he fucked up; aside from Lying about why he Refused to Pay "Child Support" when I turned 16; as well as attempting to Jam his Brand of "Christianity" down My throat as well as My Brother's. That and the fucking FACT that he couldn't get Over the Fact that My Mother Divorced him back in 1979! Now this is Over 40 fucking Years ago! I haven't spoken to My Biological Father in the Last 30 Years How the fuck do yous Like that? And of Course I still have No Intentions of doing so; even if he Paid Me a Sizeable Sum of Money! My Now Grown Little Headbangers have Known only 1 Man as "Grandpa" ever since Maggie was 4 and Jonathan was 2. My Kids Probably wouldn't even know who My Biological Father is even if they saw him! I guess the Main Question is will My Mother's Husband finally admit that he (and his Drinking) is the Main Reason that My Family's Dynamic has been Poisoned to the Point that whether My Family's Dynamic can be Salvaged? I guess that Remains to be seen! Now it's Kind of funny that My Mother Divorced My Biological Father because he would beat her every time he got fucking Drunk! Yet this Man that she has been Married to for Damn Near the Last 32 fucking Years; Gets Completely fucking shitfaced every fucking Day and yet this is something that she finds to be fucking acceptable? Does she find it acceptable that he has Put her in the Position that she HAD TO CHOOSE, between her Alcoholic Husband and her 2 Sons? I mean does that "Security Of Married Life" Mean More to her than her 49 and 47 Year Old Sons that she Gave Birth To and Raised? This is something that I ain't sure I will ever obtain a Truthful answer to! I don't Need to Numb Myself with Chemicals or Drink to Cope with Problems I may encounter; why do I? Don't get Me wrong I Like to Drink a Beer or 2 after I Play Hockey; but I don't have to have Alcohol every fucking Day! Yet I don't know if I can get My Brother, My Nephew, My Kids as well as Members of My Family to Conduct an Intervention on My Mother's Husband to get him into Treatment! But for all I know it may be too Late! I hope it ain't! But I Guess that Remains to be seen! I guess nobody really Knows whether My Mother's Husband is Interested in Putting My Family back together or whether his Destruction of My Family's Dynamic is Permanent! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Can My Family ever be a Functional Unit ever again? I wish I had a Truthful answer to that!

 

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Michigan's Resident Rocker Sets The Record Straight

Here it is once again Time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit; under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of us know is Canada; for yet another Manifesto of whatever is On My Twisted Mind and believe me, there's Plenty on My Twisted Mind! Now some of yous may think that I am somewhat Mentally ill! Now Please allow me to state this for the Record; In My Humble Opinion, and I ain't no Psychiatrist; yet I believe that Most all of us Humans Being have some degree of Mental illness! It shows more so for some of us than it does for others! Now there are some of yous who seem to think that I am sick in thre head; because I speak My Mind! Of course this is Now where I Place a Disclaimer for those of yous who get easily Offended by My Liberal Use of 4-Latter Words and Possible Sexual Innuendo to Stop Reading this Posting right from this very fucking Point! Because I ain't Pointing a fucking Gun to any of your heads saying "Read My Posts or I'll shoot your asses!" No! I would Never say that shit at all! Now of course I feel it's necessary that I set the Record Straight about Not Only My Relationship with this Tattooed Golddigging fucking Skank Named Jessica all the way to what is Now My Second Failed Marriage! First Let's examine the Mistake I Made by getting Involved with Jessica; now when I Met Jessica; I figured she was a beautiful 28 Year Old Woman (she is Now 30) I was Getting Over what was a Disastrous Relationship with a Drug Addict Named Brittany; Little did I realize that Brittany would Come Back to Play a Role in Dooming the Relationship I was trying to build with Jessica; Yes; that Same Brittany that I made the Mistake of Getting Involved with! Yet; I digress; Brittany wasn't the Only Factor in that Fiasco Falling apart when it did! But in all fucking Honesty; it was fucking Doomed about 2 Months into it! If yous really think about this; she Lives as far as I know in New Lothrop, Michigan; which is in Shiawassee County. I know I now Reside in Mt. Morris, which is In Neighbouring Genesee County. But when I started seeing that fucking SKANK; I was Living Just South of Marysville, which is in St. Clair County, which is 3 fucking Counties away from Shiawassee County! I don't know how I managed to stay with her! Not that I was really Committed to her at all! Because Let's be Honest with each other; How the fuck can a Relationship really Work when it's based on a fucking LIE or a Series of LIES? The short answer is it Can't! It seemed as if all I was doing was SUPPORTING Jessica; rather than Building a Relationshoip with her! It seemed as if Most everything that she was saying Never seemed to fucking add up! Somebody Please Tell Me how in the Name of a 4 Hour fuck can a "Woman" openly Boast about having 2 if not 3 "Jobs" yet her "Boyfriend" still has to Send Her anywhere between $100.00 and $200.00 a fucking Week; and still Claim that she's "In Danger of being Evicted" from her fucking Apartment because she's "Behind on her Rent" or Behind on her Utility Bills? Am I fucking MIssing Something? I Mean I was Paying this Bitch's Phone Bill On Top of sending her a Portion of My fucking Hard Earned Paychecques Every fucking Week (Now at that Time I was at Weeks' Food Corp) which Paid Me every Friday. Now believe Me, I HATED that fucking Job with a fucking Passion and for Obvious fucking Reasons! Little did I Realize that My "Girlfriend" was among the Reasons I Hated it! Now it seemed as if all Jessica every wanted to Talk about was "Work & Finances" which was among the LAST things I wanted to Talk about! In Fact Most anybody who Knows me KNOWS BETTER than to ask Me "How's Work?" That's 1 fucking Question I fucking HATE being asked with a fucking Passion! Just Like when I was Growing Up I HATED being asked "How's School?" That Drives Me up a fucking Wall! Because the "How's Work" Question Gives the Jackass asking that Question the fucking Impression that ALL I am "Good For" is going to Work; Bringing Home a fucking Paychecque! God, that fucking Irritates Me! So when some dumb fuck who KNOWS BETTER than to ask me that Question I answer it with "Well, go do My Job and then you tell me how it is!" Whenever I was asked "How's School?" I would answer "It SUCKS! Why do you ask?" Now yous would think I'm simply being a Dick about that! No! When I don't want to talk about something; then I don't want to fucking Talk about it! Simple as that! I really do not Like being fucking Interrogated; especially  when the fucking Topic is NOBODY'S FUCKING BUSINESS, BUT MINE! I mean if yous ask Me "How's Hockey?" I'll tell yous Most everything yous want to know! I mean I don't Like Bantering On about "Work and Finances"! Ain't Nothing fucking Interesting about that shit! Not to me it ain't! Anyway getting back to Jessica; One Day; she Called to fucking Screech at Me about "I'm tired of hearing about How you Hate Your Dead End, Subminimum Wage Job!" I Guess she's among the Reasons My Then-Job Qualified as a Dead End Subminimum Wage Job! Because I was SUPPORTING that fucking Ball & Chain! Not to Mention I was Living in a fucking Overgrown Fleabag Motel Room which I was Paying $600.00 a fucking Month to Attempt to Live in! My Response to her fucking Screeching was simply "Get fucking Used to it until I Find a Job that Pays Me WHAT I'M WORTH!" Now perhaps yous wonder where does Brittany figure into this Story? Ah ! Wait for it; because that's the Next Item Up for Bids; because here it is April of 2018; Jessica Drives down to Macomb County to Attend a Baby Shower for a "Friend of Hers". I figured since she's In Macomb County; then Why Not Go to My Hockey Game that Night? Well, that ended up Not Happening; but then when I found Out that this Baby Shower was for None other than that fucking Opiod ADDICT, Brittany! Well Needless to say I fucking Came Unglued! Now How did I find Out about this? Well, that stupid CUNT sent me a Photo of her and Brittany in the Same Photo; what was all the More of a Kick in the fucking Balls was the Fact that this SCUMBAG Named Ryan (No, Not My Friend, Ryan) but the Very Ryan who I Kicked Brittany to the fucking Curb Over! I then told Jessica "Give Me One Good fucking Reason I shouldn't Get Rid of your ass?" Not that I am One to Pick and Choose who My Girlfriends hang out with; but I am the first to admit I don't Like the Thought of ANY Woman I am dating Hangong Out with One of My Exs; Let alone an Ex who is a Drug Addict! O.K. Fast Forward to July; Jessica had gone to Florida for a "Work Vacation" which Funny Enough I ended Up Giving that CUNT Money before she Left! At this Point, I had Relocated to Mt. Morris. Upon her Return her Sister Texted Me to Remind Me to Pay her Phone Bill; when I Voiced Concerns about Jessica Hanging Out with Brittany as weaa as Subjecting her 8 Year Old Son to her I got a Message that Said "Brittany is a Good Person." That May be so; However so Long as I knew Brittany she made Several BAD Decisions! Make No fucking Mistake about that! Well, 2 Weeks Later Upon her Return from Florida; which I didn't want to hear Any fucking thing about; she then said that she was Breaking Off the fucking Relationship! Now get this because I DID NOT Pay her fucking Phone Bill; that's why she no Longer wanted to be with Me? Well; I knew that wasn't the ONLY Reason and I was Correct; she apparently was Seeing Somebody behind My back! Now get ready for a fucking Laugh; because she then had an Attorney Text Me stating that "I'm Contacting you on behalf of Jessica R. Collier Letting you know that she's filed a Stalking Complaint against you and that I am in the Process of Drawing Up a Personal Protection Order against You!" To that I responded "Suck My Dick! You and that SLUT have NOT 1 fucking Shred of Evidence Supporting this fucking Charge of Stalking, and you DO NOT SCARE ME AT ALL!" Now Riddle Me this: How the fuck does Cutting Off Financial Support to Somebody that yous Have ABSOLUTELY NO Financial Obligation to Constitute STALKING? Now I don't know How Many Lawyers or Cops Read these Manifestos; yet I dare say NOT ONE could say that what I did Constitutes STALKING Under Michigan Law or Under the Laws of ANY fucking State or Province In Canada! And also Riddle Me this: How could Jessica who was LEECHING Money Out of Me every fucking Time I Got Paid to "Keep Up with her Bills" Afford to Hire an Attorney? Unless she made a Deal that Most Dort Highway Hookers would Make in order to be a fucking Prostitution Rap! I mean think about this shit; I Coughed Up Tens of Thousands of $$$$$$$ on her and did I ever get to see her tits? Once! That was after I Paid a $125.00 Speeding Ticket that she got to Help her avoid having her Parents Cutting Off the Insurance on her SUV She sent me a Photo of them! Ain't that Nice? Did she ever suck My Dick? I Never even got Close to that Point! Hell, at Least with a Woman I was briefly Involved with back in October; I got to fuck her; without Having to Cough Up 1 fucking Nickel on her! Who do you suppose benefitted from that? Just as I suspected! Now Of course I would be remiss if I didn't Mention My Separation from My Soon To Be Ex Wife; but of Course I Need to set the Record Straight as to who is at Fault for the Dissolution of what was a fucking 16 Year Marriage? No fucking Ifs, ands or Buts about it; the Blame CLEARLY Lies with My Estranged Wife! How so? Easy! Now Let's be Clear; My Marriage DID NOT End when I made the GHASTLY MISTAKE of getting Involved with that Drug Addict, Brittany! Because My Marriage Ended BEFORE I got Involved with Brittany yet if the Current Version of Me could Travel Back in Time to when I Made the Mistake of Allowing Brittany to Manipulate Me into allowing her to turn My Life Upside Down; Maybe I would be in a Lot Better shape Financially than I am now! But it was My Estranged Wife's REFUSAL to STAND UP to her UBER WEALTHY, SNOOTY, TRUMP SUPPORTING Family; and DEMAND that they APOLOGIZE! Her Sister, Debbie; who Lives in God's Country Called Me "Abusive" Now this is the LAST fucking Time I will fucking say this; I have NEVER ONCE UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES EVER, Raised a Hand against ANY Woman, Nor have I EVER Physically Assaulted ANY Woman In My Life! But all too often; she would ALLOW SLANDEROUS Attacks Like that against Me STAND! Then adding Insult to Injury; Her Aunt Leaves a Voicemail Message on My "Loving Wife's" Phone saying "The Real Reason Debbie won't Co-Sign for Him is because he's Going to Lose his Job." Fuck you! Now get ready for a fucking Shock but when My Now Late Father-In-Law was about to Drop Dead; Debbie and her thousands of Attornies Made a Beeline for Virginia Beach to Pick this Poor Guy's Carcass Clean of every Last Illicit Dollar he had; before the Man even Kicked the fucking Bucket! Now I'm sure yous have seen Wildlife Shows in where a Pride of Lions takes down a fucking Water Buffalo; and of course yous would see at Least 20 to 50 Vultures Circling Overhead Waiting for the Lions to Depart the scene of the Crime; before they can swoop in and Pick that fucking Water Buffalo's Carcass Clean! Same fucking adage here! Only She's a Financial Vampire! Before My Late Father In Law Croaked; Like for what Turned out to be the Last 48 Years of his Life she Called this Motherfucker every fucking Name BUT a fucking White Man! Now when My Mother's Husband Called Me a fucking DOPE TRAFFICKER; I Nipped that fucking Shit in the fucking bud and Disowned his ass! Because He KNOWS FULLY FUCKING-A-WELL that I have Had NOTHING TO DO WITH NARCOTICS In My fucking Life! Yet this DRUNK who CANNOT Respect fucking Boundaries Resorted to a Classic Roger (My Biological Father) Tactic of Quoting the fucking Bible to Engage in Bullying! Now this comes from somebody who May have fucked his Own Grandson's Mother! Whether that actually fucking happened or not; I Honestly Don't Know but in all Honesty; I really don't Give a flying fuck! Now the Tragic Part of this all is I Know My Mother will NEVER Leave this DRUNK! Why? Well; Perhaps it's Because My Mother is Closing in on what will be her 70th Birthday; Maybe she feels as if she's simply Too Old to Start Over with somebody New; but I'll Give yous My Opinion; it's the SAME REASON that My Estranged Wife is DESPERATE to Stay Married; She Much Like My Estranged Wife CANNOT Live without that Security Of Married Life! I think that Pretty well fucking Sums it up! If My "Loving Wife" REALLY "Loved" ME; she would have STOOD UP and DEMANDED that Her TRUMP Supporting Family APOLOGIZE for Slandering My Good Name! Now Let's Define the Term Slander: Slander (noun) The Willful, Public Utterance of a False Statement Made Solely for the Purpose of Causing Harm to a Person's Reputation. Now the ONLY Way an APOLOGY from somebody who's Uber Wealthy is Determined to be Sincere is when a Sizeable amount of Money is Presented to the Victim of Such a LIE or Series of LIES! But Much Like My Mother CHOSE Her DRUNK, Belligerent Husband Over Her 2 Sons; My "Loving Wife" CHOSE her Family's FABULOUS WEALTH Over the BEST THING to EVER Happen to Her! Now will an APOLOGY save My Marriage? Are yous for fucking Real? It's WAY TOO LATE for that shit! Well hopefully this sets the Record straight as to why it is that I No Longer want to Stay Married! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Carve Out Your Own Path through this Journey we Call Life on this Satellite we all Call Earth!

2018 The Year In Review....................

O.K. Here it is, another Year is about to Draw to a Close and be written in the History Books. Now how will Michigan's Resident Rocker Close out 2018? The Same way I rang it in; Pissed Off! Now I realize yous are thinking "Is he Channeling his Inner Stone Cold Steve Austin?" Now as we all know Stone Cold Steve Austin was a Heavyweight Champion of the World in the ONLY Legitimate Combat Sport which as every idiot Knows is Professional Wrestling! Now I know there are Fans of Mixed Martial Arts, or the UFC! As everybody Knows I ain't No Fan of that; reason is because as we all Know the UFC is 1000% FAKE! I mean if yous follow that, more Power to yous Just don't expect me to Plop Down My Hard Earned Money to Watch any of that! O.K. As we all know this is where I get to the Point where I Post a Disclaimer in where if yous get Offended easily; then yous need to stop reading this Posting right at this very fucking Point! Because I Never Did give a flying fuck; what anybody thinks of me; of what I say or any of that shit! I speak my fucking Mind and if somebody gets offended; well fuck them! it was January; I was Living in a fucking Shithole of a Building in a fucking Apartment No bigger than a fucking Studio; and the fucking asshole Landlord was Charging Me $600.00 a fucking Month for that Oversized Seedy Dive Motel Room! Sure all of the Utilities were Included; but $600.00 a Month for a Space no bigger than a fucking Walk-In Closet? But that's the fucking Shithole Neighbourhood known as St. Clair, Michigan! Funny thing is; this fucking Building is Located Not even a Half a Mile from a Place I Worked at for a Little Over 3 Years in Kimball Township. Now yous wonder how it is I Never got Laid in that fucking Dive of an Apartment! Well Not even a Simple $20.00 a fuck Hooker would want anybody to fuck her on a fucking Futon; that's exactly what I slept on in that shithole! Now the funny thing is, I still have that Futon! My Life in essence was still headed in a fucking Downwars Spiral; because I was with this Nasty Golddigging skank Bitch Named Jessica; who Lives in New Lothrop, Michigan which is in Shiawassee County. People often wonder how the fuck could I have fucked her with the Distance between her and Me being Damn Near 100 Miles? Well the Short Answer is I didn't! Even though I would wind up Coughing Up Hundreds of $$$$$$ on that Nasty Skank a fucking Week! Now Check this Out; Remember the Drug Addict Named Brittany that I got Mixed Up with back in 2016 and Finally got rid of in April of 2017? Well I was soon beginning to see all too familiar Parallels between Jessica, My Then Girlfriend and Brittany My Ex! The Only Difference is Jessica Doesn't Smoke, Drink or Use Drugs; so yous would think why in the fuck would she continue to badger me for Hundreds of $$$$$$ a fucking Week, when I was attempting to Overcome the Glaring Mistakes I made with Brittany! Yet I was beginning to find out that Jessica was No Different from Brittany at all! Oh Sure; Jessica Never Made Me PAY to fuck her! Because to tell yous the fucking Truth the Closest I ever got to Putting My dick inside of her was seeing a Photo of her tits; after she Coerced Me into Paying a fucking Speeding Ticket that she had Gotten. Now what was all the More fucked up is the Fact that her Parents Pay for the Insurance on her fucking Vehicle! I wish My Parents would do that for me but as we all fucking know that Bridge has Long since been fucking Napalmed! Now I ain't gonna get into the fucking Specifics about that! That's another Topic for another Ranting from deep within the annals of My Twisted Mind! I was also Working for a Company Called Weeks Food Corp Up until May; Man did I ever fucking HATE that fucking Job! I mean That Place could NEVER Pay Me enough to put up with the fucking bullshit I had to deal with as far as that Job is Concerned! Now with Jessica being the fucking Leech that she truly is Put her together with a Dead End, Subminimum Wage Job that I hated and yous have a formula for a Powder Keg of Misery that was strapped around my fucking back! Well, I Left Weeks in May; and yous talk about a fucking desperate time! Well this is when Mr. Landlord decided to be in touch with his Inner Dump The Gump Trump! Now don't get me fucking Started on that asshole who STILL is Making America a fucking Worldwide DISGRACE! Because as I said I made sure I dedicated a Majority of My Last Rant about how I hate that bastard! Now I know Most of the World Hates that Cocksucker as well! Anyway, I made a decision that Not Only was I going to find another Job; But More than Likely I would be Relocating Out of the Area I had known as Home for Pretty Much My entire Life! But then I Landed a Job at a Company known as Anchor Wiping Cloth in Detroit; and about a Month Later; I Relocated to Mt. Morris, Michigan which is in Genesee County. 10 Miles North of Downtown Flint, Michigan. In July; I Relocated to where I now Call Home! In 2018 My Saturday Night Hockey Team the MSE Wolverines would go on to Win the Fall/Winter as well as the Winter/Spring  Division 6 Chanpionship. But Little did I ever think that I would No Longer be a Member of that Team Come the Fall/Winter Season of this Year. But after a "Charity Game" in Ann Arbor in where we got fucking Humiliated by a 12-1 Score; I decided that I had enough of the stupid bullshit Antics of that Team's Player/Coach who on the fucking Ice amounts to nothing more than a fucking Human Work Zone Barrel! I ended Up Joining the Affiliate Team of the Great Lakes Muskies that being known as the Rivermen! It's awesome! I mean yous talk about a Team that's in essence Like a Family! What More could I ask for? Ah! I am glad yous asked; because in Week 3 of the Season who did we Face? But the Wolverines! A Majority of the Great Lakes Muskies/Rivermen are Former Wolverines, believe that shit or not; but it's True! We ended up Beating the Wolverines by a Score of 8-5. And in that Game I registered My Only 2 Goal Game in the States! How funny is that? I scored 2 Goals in My Only Game against My Former Team! Meanwhile; shortly after I Moved to Mt. Morris, Jessica Royally fucked me over! Now how's this for a Virtual Kick in the fucking balls? In April that Bitch drove all the fucking Way to Macomb County from New Lothrop to attend a Baby Shower for none other than that fucking Drug Addict, Brittany and her fucking Scumbag LOSER Boyfriend! But she Refused to see My Hockey Game a short distance from where this Baby Shoower took Place! What the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Picture? I mean what the fuck kind of a "Girlfriend" did I wind up with? One I wish I NEVER Got Involved with at all! But Fast Forward 4 Months, I was getting settled in My New Surroundings, and what the fuck happens? She fucking Breaks Off the Relationship! Now what brought that On? Get Ready to shit your fucking Pants Laughing; because yous would thing something Like this is only fitting in a 3 Stooges Film! I didn't Pay her fucking Phone Bill! That's Right! Yous read this Correctly! She assumed that Her fucking Financial Obligations were somehow MY fucking Responsibility! I didn't even Live with that fucking Cunt! Good thing I never did Move in with that Bitch! Chances are I would have had to Find a Dort Highway Hooker to get any Pussy; because I knew Jessica wasn't giving me any! But strangely enough when she Broke Off her "Relationship" with Me it was More of a Relief! But the Damage had already been done! Now here's what's all the More fucked up she Threatened to Slap a Personal Protection Order against me and for what? Cutting Off Financial Support! Now the Last Time I checked the Last Time I had a fucking Ring on the 3rd Finger of My Left Hand was before I Got Involved with Brittany! Now somehow I wish I was Like the Cartoon Superhero, Plastic Man, so that I could take a Photo of My Red & White Maple Leaf bearing ass and send it to that Cunt! I know this ain't very Nice; but I wasn't in a Mood to be Nice! Because instead of Helping me heal the Emotional Wounds Brittany Opened Up in My Life all Jessica did was exacerbate them! Now as My Relationship wuith Jessica had wound to it's Conclusion; I felt Less Connected to her! Even if I did fuck her! I still saw the breakup as being Imminent! Now here it is I enter 2019 with No Set Plan as far as to who will be the Woman in My Life. But one thing I know for certain is I ain't Never Getting Married for a 3rd Time! One thing I Certainly to fuck ain't never going to do either is Bring any More Children into the World! In Fact as a Means of sticking to that Plan after I fuck whoever it is that I will be with; Prior to discarding the fucking Condom I will use I will employ a Trick I Learned which is to add a few Drops of Tabasco Sauce into the Condom; that way if she attempts to fill herself with My dick sauce in hopes of hitting the Jackpot of receiving 218 Monthly Payments; well, I know this sounds Cruel, but if More Guys would employ this Tactic; there would be a Lot Fewer Welfare Cases as well as Cases for Family Courts to stick Men with! Well, here's to Hoping that 2019 will be a Brighter Year for all of yous who Read My Rantings as It could be for me as The Calendar Rolls Over. Until Next Time sometime in 2019; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying So Long 2018 it's been Real!

Let's Make America AMERICA Again!

Here it is; it's Once again time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to Post yet another Manifesto of whatever is On My Twisted Mind and Believe me there's a Lot on it! Well here it is Election Day and Of Course I did My Civic Duty and I Voted! Now before I get into the Heart of what this Manifesto is about. Of course I have to Post a Disclaimer; which is If yous get Offended Easily; then DO NOT waste your time Reading this Manifesto! Because if yous are among those who get a Little Sand in your Pussies, about what the fuck I say, then either Get a fucking Life or fucking Kill Yourself! Because yous ain't gonna fucking CENSOR Me! I don't give a flying fuck who yous are! Now as we all know I begin these Manifestos with a slight Side Note before I get to the Heart of the Topic at hand. Moving right along; as we all know; back in August I got rid of a Ball & Chain, by the Name of Jessica! Well, it was a Long Time Coming! I mean all that bitch ever did was Treat Me Like I'm a fucking Human Cash Machine! In fact the ONLY Good thing about that bitch was her Physical Appearance; and to tell yous the fucking God's Honest TRUTH she really was not all that attractive to begin with! Sure she may have an ass that doesn't Need its Own Postal Code; and she may have a Rack that Trophy Hunters may want to Mount above their Fireplace; however that's where her "Good" Qualities end! I mean I even had to PAY Her to see a Photo of her tits! Christ! With the amount of Money I sent to her yous would think I would have Bought Exclusivity over her as well as several of her Best Friends! If I had known seeing a Photo of her Cans is about as Close to fucking her that I was ever gonna get; then I wouldn't have wasted a Year of My fucking Life; especially after the Damage Brittany (Remember her) had done to My Life; I would have bought My Own Dort Highway Hooker! After all; at Least I would have gotten Laid every Once in a fucking While! Well, Live and Learn, I guess! O.K. Pay Attention because here's the Thick of the Plot! As I have mentioned earlier Today is Election Day and of course I Voted. No I ain't asking for a fucking Medal; However I wasn't about to Repeat the Mistake I made 2 Years ago; which was to Not Vote! Now that was a Tragic Mistake, because that Made My Soon To be Former In-Laws Reach Multiple Orgasms due to a shitbag, by the Name of Dump The Gump Trump STEALING the 2016 Presidential Election! Now as we all know this RACIST, MYSOGINISTIC, WHITE SUPREMACIST with the Face of the North End of a Southbound Water Buffalo LOST the fucking Popular Vote in 2016; but due to the CORRUPT Institution known as the "Electoral College" this FACIST DICTATOR Moved ILLEGALLY into the White House even though a Very UNSILENT MAJORITY Of the "American People" Voted AGAINST Dump The Gump Trump! And I Must say that I'm EMBARASSED to be an American; and it's all because of the FACIST REGIME which has Hijacked this Country! I guess it's a Good thing I am a Canadian Citizen, eh? Now I know I have shared this Article written By Dr. Lawrence Britt who Studies Facist Regimes; but it bears Repeating: Dr. Lawrence Britt has examined the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany), Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia), Trump (USA) and several Latin American regimes. Britt found 14 defining characteristics common to each:
 1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
 2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights - Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
 3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause - The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; Liberals; Communists; Socialists, Terrorists, etc.
 4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread
domestic problems, the Military is given a disproportionate amount of Government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and Military Service are glamorized.
 5. Rampant Sexism - The Governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the State is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.
 6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the Government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by Government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
 7. Obsession with National Security - Fear is used as a motivational tool by the Government over the masses.
 8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from Government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the Government's policies or actions.
 9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the Government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
 10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of Labor is the only real threat to a fascist Government, Labor Unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.
 11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.
 12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
 13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use Governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by Government leaders.
 14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of Legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections. Now Let's backtrack to 2016. As we all know it's a DOCUMENTED FACT that Dump The Gump Trump's Campaign COLLUDED with Vladimir Putin and Russia to STEAL the Election to assume an Office He WAS NEVER ELECTED TO!!!!!! Now this Election is a Lot More Personal to me and the Reason is First and Foremost I Live in Michigan; and I have done so My Entire fucking Life. Now as we all know The State of Michigan Votes for its Governor Today On One Side of the Ballot is Gretchen Whitmer; a State Senator. On the Other Side of the Ballot is Bill Schuette the "Attorney General" of Michigan. Now the Reason I Placed that Term in Quotation Marks is because Schuette; who is supposed to be the Top Law Enforcement Officer for the State of Michigan yet Schuette is Equally as fucking Criminally Responsible for the Flint Water Crisis! As we all know Schuette Gave Rick Snyder the fucking CRIMINAL ILLEGALLY Occupying the Governor's Mansion in Lansing the fucking Green Light to Switch water system in the Hub of My Now Home County, Flint, Michigan from Lake Huron which is Pristine Clean; to the Flint River which is a fucking Open Sewer; and thus Large Numbers of the Population of Genesee County were Poisoned By Drinking Lead Contaminated Water; from the fucking Flint River! Now whether My Adopted Hometown of Mt. Morris was affected, I don't know. This is all Very Well Documented in the Michael Moore Film Farenheit 11/9. What the fuck is the Matter with this fucking Picture? Why ain't Rick Snyder and Bill Schuette in fucking PRISON where they fucking BELONG? I know Once Gretchen Whitmer Wins this Election; I will Petition Governor Whitmer as well as The New Attorney General, Dana Nessel to Indict Rick Snyder and Bill Schuette in Connection with the Flint Water Crisis! I Voted a Straight Democratic Ticket, because even though Democrats are almost as Corrupt as Republicans are; the Republicans are the Chief Threat to PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in the United States of Dump The Gump Trump! In Fact should the Election go the way it Should; a Dream of PEACE, FREEDOM & DEMOCRACY being Restored to Make America AMERICA again! I mean Dump The Gump is attempting to Turn Our Military (which by the way Dump The Gump Trump FOREFEIT his Right to be Commander In Chief of) into Personal Mercenaries against anybody who has the COURAGE to Stand Up to this FACIST DICTATOR! Reason I say Dump The Gump Trump FOREFEIT His "Right" to be In Charge of Our Military, is because Trump, Himself, is a DRAFT DODGING COWARD! That's Right My Friends, he Got 4 Deferrments from Military Service as the War in Vietnam was Raging On In Southeast Asia! He's even attempting to Hold a Military Parade in the Streets of Washington, D.C. Seriously? I mean do Leaders of "Democracies" Use their Military as their Own Playtoy to say to the World "Look How big My balls are?" Fuck NO! DICTATORS do! I mean Adolf Hitler did this shit in Nazi Germany. Josef Stalin did this in The Soviet Union, and of Course Kim Jon Un does this shit in North Korea! I even Voted Yes on all 3 Ballot Proposals here in Michigan. Including Proposal 1; which De-Criminalizes Marijuana. Now this is Rather Personal to Me because My Brother has been battling Kidney Problems for the Better Part of the Last 8 Years. Now I don't Use that shit; because I am a Delivery Truck Driver and I Guess Using Marijuana is a Big No-No Under the D.O.T.'s Guidelines! However; The ONLY People I know of that Oppose the De-Criminalization of Marijuana are aside from Religious KOOKS; is the Pharmaceutical Industry; a Bunch of Soul Sucking POISON PEDDLERS! I Mean a Large Number of Former NFL Players Use Marijuana as a Pain Management Tool!  Let's Look at the Example set by States such as Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Nevada, Oregon, Vermont and Washington. This is where Marijuana is Taxed, Much Like Alcohol and It Generates Tax Revenues for States where it's Now Legal; what the fuck could Possibly be the Harm with that? But I say Let's take it a step further; Let's De-Criminalize Prostitution as well, and Regulate and Tax it Like Marijuana and Alcohol! Doesn't that Make Perfect Sense? I mean think about it; Let's Hypothetically say Some Chick wanted to give me a blowjob; O.K. Assuming No Money Changes Hands, then it's a Case of "No Harm No Foul," eh? However if she asks Me for say $20.00 before the Act Commences then it's a Crime? Why? Exactly How Much sense does this Make? I Mean "Vice Cops" don't actually Fight Crime, all "Vice Cops" are, ain't nothing but fucking CHURCH COPS! That's what they REALLY are! With all of this being Said; we Must Take Back This Country from the FACIST DICTATOR, Dump The Gump Trump; even though My Soon to be Former In-Laws will Cry "Foul!" Over the Removal of this Piece of shit whom they Regularly Rub elbows with and Play Golf With! But It's Time to Make America AMERICA again by Putting this WHITE SUPREMACIST behind a Series of "Walls" that will Encase his Rotting Carcass; where he can NEVER Harm another Soul! The TREASONOUS ACTS Dump The Gump Trump and Mike Pence have Committed by Colluding with the Russians, and then Selling Classified Information to Vladimir Putin; if that ain't the Definition of Treason; then I don't Know what is! Also doesn't the United States Constitution Call for the Death Penalty for those Convicted of Treason? Do the Names of Julius & Ethel Rosenberg Mena anything to yous? What about Arnold Benedict? On March 29, 1951, Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were Convicted of Treason and were Executed in the Electric Chair on Hune 19, 1953. This is a fitting Punishment for the TRAITOR, Dump The Gump Trump! Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying It's Long Past Time for PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY to be Restored! It's Time to Take America Back for the American People; from the Modern Day Version of Adolf Hitler! 

Could Michigan's Resident Rocker & MSE Wolverines Be Parting Ways?

O.K. Here it is another Night in where yous have to Believe that Michigan's Resident Rocker has Plenty on My Twisted Mind! Therefore I am Perched in the Cockpit under the beautiful Canadian Flag! That's Correct in case yous don't believe me; I will send yous a Photo of My Canadian Flag Posted above the Cockpit! All yous have to do is ask! I Guess this is where I have to Post My Infamous Disclaimer that States if yous are among those who easily Get Offended, by some of the Salty Language I Use, then yous Need to Stop Reading this Manifesto of what's On My Twisted Mind at this very Point! Now I know there are certain People who will get Pissed off at me for Posting a Canadian Flag above the Cockpit; but yous know what My Response to that is? Wait for it; wait for it; Get the fuck Over it! I mean why the fuck does me having a Canadian Flag tacked to a Wall in My Apartment be so fucking Offencive to yous? Like I Give a fuck anyway! I mean shit for all we know I could have an Iraqian Flag, or a German Flag or this would Give Dump The Gump Trump, DICTATOR of the United States a fucking Massive Hard On to where he could cut fucking Diamonds; a Russian Flag or even a Japanese Flag of World War II Days, for those of yous who may not Remember, or for those of yous who are Historically fucking Ignorant Japan's Flag which is Now a Plain White Flag with a Gigantic Red Dot in the Centre of it used to have Rays eminating from the Dot, itself! Notice I didn't mention a fucking Confederate Flag? Is there any fucking Reason I need to Mention that Symbol of Hate? To White Supremacists Like Dump The Gump Trump, I say Suck My fucking Dick! I know this will Greatly Offend My Soon to be Former In-Laws who basically Bring themselves to Screaming Orgasms at the Mention of the Name of the Piece of shit Who is ILLEGALLY Occypying the White House! Now as I mentioned I ain't about to get into any Political bullshit! Because as I said this is a Topic for a Different time! Yet every Time I can Slam My 2 Soon to be Former Sisters-In-Law, who in essence act Much Like Patty and Selma Bouvier (Marge Simpson's Fat Ugly Sisters). Now these 2 Women are 2 Cougars I would Mind Taming at all! I mean one of them who is a Brunette is 63 Years Old and the other one who is a Blonde is 61; and both have Racks that could feed Many a Starving Ethiopian Baby! Yet; because they're Super Wealthy; that's why they Desperately Want Dump The Gump Trump to Remain ILLEGAL In the White House! Because with Dump the Gump in the White House; they will continue to get Large Tax Breaks for being Super Wealthy! Riddle me this; Somebody Please tell me how the fuck that is Fair? That those Like Me who Bust Our ass every fucking Day have to Pay MORE than their Fair fucking Share in Taxes; whereas those who Can afford Memberships at Dump The Gump's Many fucking Golf Courses get fucking Tax Breaks? Alright; Here we are Now getting onto the Main Topic; now this is where shit is really gonna hit the fucking fan! As is Common Knowledge I was Playing Hockey on Saturday Nights @ Fraser Hockeyland, for the Better Part of the Last 2 Years for a Team known as the MSE Wolverines. I Played for this Team for the Last 5 Seasons, now for those of yous who wonder what the fuck am I getting at; Please Follow along, because this is where I will educate yous on what I am talking about! Now Pay attention because this is where I am about to expose the Truth of the Matter! I Played for the Wolverines for 1 Fall/Winter Season, 2 Winter/Spring Seasons and 2 Summer Seasons; Now do yous see what the fuck I am talking about? If yous don't then yous are fucking dumber than a box fulla fucking Rocks! Now I want to Make this Point 100,000% Perfectly fucking Crystal Clear; I Loved being a Wolverine; if anything I epitomized what being a Wolverine is all about! I Loved Wearing the Black & Yellow! I still have that fucking Design on My Helmet, and don't intend to remove it! I mean think about this; Have any of yous actually seen a Wolverine? I'm referring to the Smal, ill-Tempered, Aggressive Animal that would Never back down from a fight, No Matter how Big its adversary is? Well if anybody emulated that animal on the Ice, it was ME! I NEVER ONCE backed down from a fight on the Ice if I had to! If I had to Throw a Punch or 2 whether it was to Protect Myself or One of My Teammates, then so be it! I wanted it to be known that I was a Wolverine that was not to be fucked with! I mean think about this; if yous encountered a Wolverine in the Wild; would ANY of yous fuck with it? I suppose some of yous who are dumb enough to possibly be ripped to ribbons by the damn thing, some of yous would! Well, My Attitude was if yous fuck with My Teammates, yous deal with me! I may Not be a very Large Man and I may get the Worst of any Exchange on the Ice, but any Motherfucker who gets into a fight with me will KNOW he was in a fucking Fight! Yous catch what I'm saying? Now to My Teammates on the Wolverines; if this is My Departure from the Wolverines I want yous to know I really enjoyed going to War with you guys On My Team and I didn't Mind dealing with Getting Suspended for a Game or 2 if I had to; as Long as it meant No Enemy Player would Take Liberties of Possibly attempting to Cripple One of My Teammates; even the Piece of Work who Runs that Team, a Knucklehead Named Joe (Noticed I ain't gonna Mention his Surname) but those of yous who Play In this League know who I am referring to. This Goofball would say some of the fucking Stupidest things Imagineable; Please allow me to give yous an example of some of the dumb shit he would say: Now as we all know the MSE Saturday D League is a Typical Beer League; which is among the Reasons I Love Playing in this League; but because Joe is such a fucking Nazi about the Team's Uniforms having to Match Completely, Much Like Professional Teams. Now I get that shit! I mean the Team I will be forming to Begin Play in September of 2019, the Genesee County Cougars will be sporting Team Colours of Blue & White. We will be wearing Blue or White Jerseys (Depending on the Colours Our Opponents will be wearing) as well as Blue Sox. Now does it Matter what shade of Blue? Not really! Nonetheless, in a Perfect World we all would Wear Black Helmets, Blue or White Jerseys, Black Pants and Blue Sox. However, am I going to Enforce a Stringent Dress Code with My Team? No! Why should I? I mean if some Guys wear White Helmets or Red Pants; what the fuck does that Matter? Yet Joe, says "These other Teams all Look Like Crystal Meth Smokers!" Now how fucking Off the fucking Wall is that Statement? I mean Comparing the Way Other Teams Dress to fucking Drug Addicts who Look Anorexic, with Half of their fucking Teeth Missing! How fucking stupid is that Statement? I mean has this Bozo ever encountered a fucking "Crystal Meth Smoker"? I Can't Honestly say I have, nor am I in any fucking hurry to find out! Yet I have heard Many Stories about People who get Hooked on this Horrific Drug, What the fuck kind of Comparison is that? Is this Goofball for fucking Real? Now this is Only the 1st in a List of Grievances I have as far as the Incompotent buffoon who Runs this Team is Concerned Here are the Others; these are things he said that Really Pissed me Off! "These Summer League Games are just 'Practice Games'. Really? O.K. You Dumb fuck; if these Games are "Practice Games" then why the fuck are Scores Kept and why do these Games Count in the fucking Standings? I mean yous know what My Definition of "Practice Games" are? Drop-In Hockey! Or as some Venues Call it, Sticks & Pucks! Do Not Insult My Intelligence! I May Look Like I'm fucking stupid; but I'm far from it! He also attempted to Push Duties of Recruiting Goalies to Play for us when Our Regular Goalie would not show up to Play onto Me! O.K. Since when is it MY fucking Responsibility to Recruit Goalies? I mean I ain't wearing the "C" on My Jersey, in Fact I ain't even wearing an "A" on it, either! Therefore I shouldn't have anything to do with that shit! He always Talks Down to Me, when I say I will go after a Certain Opponent he says "You're gonna get Suspended!" Let me ask yous this: How Many flying fucks do I give about that? The answer is enough to Count on 1 Hand and still have 5 Fingers Left Over! He has even gone so far as to say to My Soon to be Ex-Wife "If he Joins the Muskies, he will be kicked out of the League!" Can any of yous believe even a single Syllable of this bullshit? He also Chastizes Me over Criticizing My Teammates' Effort (Or Quite Often, Lack thereof) Via the Group Text! Now will I do this with My Teammates On the Great Lakes Muskies/Rivermen? If I feel it's Warranted, then Yes! Yet Joe is so Thin-Skinned that he acts all asshurt Over Most everything I say! Now things in essence came to a fucking Head; on August 18; when we Played in a Charity Game @ the Ice Cube Arena in Ann Arbor vs a Team Called the Ann Arbor Yaks! We Got fucking Bludgeoned by a Score of 12-1! How fucking Embarrassing is that? I wasted very Little Time in Voicing My Displeasure with the fact that My Teammates fucking QUIT in that Game after we Fell behind 3-0 in the 2nd Period! It was so fucking bad that when the 2 Teams Posed for a Post-Game Photo, that I Refused to Remove My Helmet! I didn't want to show My Face in Connection of that fucking Debacle! As I had exited the Ice; I said "If he kicks me off this Team, I don't give a fuck!" Yous could tell I was very Pissed Off! But what really added Insult to Injury was a Week Later the Great Lakes Muskies Lost in the Summer League Championship Game by a 4-1 Score; yet Joe had the Nerve to Send a Text through the Group Text that said "The Muskies Got their asses kicked!" Really Mr. "Practice Games"? That In essence could be interpreted as the final fucking straw! Now I had Made it ABSOLUTELY 100,000% CRYSTAL CLEAR, that if the Wolverines wanted me to Play for them that a Member of the fucking Team, whether it was Joe, Himself or ANY Member of that Roster was to Contact Me By NO LATER Than August 31. Yet; I Hear Nothing from the Wolverines; I assumed that they No Longer saw me as an Integral Part of that Roster! Therefore I Accepted My Friend Ryan's Invitation to Join the Great Lakes Muskies/Rivermen. Yet Last Saturday Night what the fuck happens but I run into Joe who wants to know whether I'm Playing for the Wolverines or not. He then told me "Didn't Tracey tell you that we wanted you to come back?" I Made it Clear that I didn't want to hear any of that shit Secondhand! It's Painfully obvious that Joe doesn't Respect Me enough as a Man, Let alone as a Member of that Team to Talk to Me Man to Man, Directly before August 31! I mean at Least Ryan Respected Me enough to ask what My Status with the Wolverines was; and held off on adding Me to the Roster until I knew what My Status was! Rest assured, I will still Play as Hard and as Aggressively on the Ice for the Muskies/Rivermen as I did for the Wolverines! But Make No Mistake about it; I will Miss Playing for the Wolverines, I will Miss Wearing those Yellow and Black Uniforms! But I will not Miss Joe's Political dumb shit! Nor will I Miss hearing about his Personal Vendetta against the Great Lakes Muskies! I Mean I Used to Play for a Team Called The Eh Team and I bear No ill Will against any of those Guys, In Fact a Majority of those Guys are still Friends of Mine! Same goes for Teams I have Played for in Sarnia! With that being said; I am Ready to Play for both the Rivermen and the Muskies! Have I Ruled Out Playing for the Wolverines as a Substitute, when the Schedules allow? I will NEVER Rule that Completely Out! Yet I'm certain that Joe wil consider Me to be a "Cancer"! So who knows! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Keep your Stick on the Ice, Keep your skates sharp and Keep your Head Up!otheI meanr Teams all Look Like Crystal Meth Smokers!hese other Teams all Look Like Crystal Meth Smokers!