Here it is: Chances are yous were curious as to when Michigan's Resident Rocker was going to sit down in the Cockpit under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of you fucking Half Wits know is CANADA; and write out a Manifesto as to whatever the fuck is on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; well; ask and yous shall Receive, I always say! So here we are about to Wrap Up 2021; and yous would think that Now that I have turned 52 that perhaps I ain't as Pissed Off as I once was; well depending on your Perspective, I hate to fucking disappoint some of yous, Like I Give a fuck! Especially the fucking Target of this Manifesto; now as we all know for damn near the Past 6 fucking Years; I have been at War with a Certain Member of my fucking Family. Now Trust Me; This fucking DRUNK is a Member of My Family in NAME ONLY; I have fucking DISOWNED this fucking Pile of shit in that fucking Span of time, now some of yous will ask me why; O.K. I'll be happy to fucking Explain why! Let's take a Little Trip down Memory Lane; Now I shall Post a Disclaimer; as yous can tell; I do Liberally Use the word "fuck," and yous don't Like it, then STOP Reading this fucking Post! Now of course there ain't Just 1 Single Target I am aiming this Post at; the other Target I am aiming this Post at I have tried to keep out of this War; however; Due to the Tragic Event that had unfolded 3 Weeks ago; I can no Longer exempt My Own Mother from this because she Shares EQUALLY as much fucking Blame as her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband does! Now that yous have figured out who this is Directed at, get your Popcorn and or whatever snack yous choose, and strap yourselves in because this Promises to be some fun shit! O.K. I know I haven't mentioned a Great Deal about this in the Past 3 Weeks because I am still in the Grieving Process; what the fuck am I talking about? Well at 2:30 PM on December 3, 2021, My Brother, Mike Passed Away from a Cardiac Arrest at the Age of 49. Now yous talk about a very UNFAIR Turn of Events. It's been No Secret that My Brother had been battling Kidney Problems that Required Dialysis for what Turned out to be the Last 11 fucking Years of His Life; yet I Learned 2 Nights Later from My Now 27 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie of the Tragic Occurrence. Now the Last Time I saw My Brother alive I Visited him at the Apartment he shared with My Daughter on American Thanksgiving (Keep In Mind I am a Canadian; therefore I acknowledge both Countries' Thanksgiving Holidays). Now I Knew that years of Dialysis had been taking its toll on his body; I Noticed that he was Physically Weaker than he had been; yet his Mind was still as sharp as ever! I honestly thought I would be spending Christmas with him, Watching Football; yet Little did I Realize that On American Thanksgiving; that on that day I would see him for the very Last Time. Now Let's be Honest here, because Honesty is ALWAYS the best fucking Policy. My Brother and I weren't exactly the Best of Friends as we were Growing Up; in fact My Brother and I had a rather Well Noticed Sibling Rivalry. But as we got Older; I began to Realize that even though My Brother and I were 2 entirely Different Men from the Same Family; we were FAMILY! Little did I Realize that we BOTH would have the Same Enemy in Common! Now I NEVER In My Wildest fucking Imagination would think that an Enemy would be a Member of My Own Family; and Oddly enough that Enemy was Not Our Father; even though I can only speak for Myself; I haven't spoken to My Father in Over 33 fucking Years; as I said I am now 52; so yous do the fucking Math to figure out the Last Time I had spoken to My Father! I don't even know how to get a hold of My Father, even if I WANTED TO! Now I haven't Ruled that Out! Now whether My Brother has ever Spoken to My Father before he Passed Away; I Guess I will Never Know! Want to hear a funny fucking story? Let's backtrack further down Memory Lane to the Magical Year of 1987; which was the Beginning of My Senior Year in High School. As a Joke, My Brother Referred to My Mother's Now Husband, Paul as "Dad." Little did I ever fucking Realize that even being Referred to as that Term as a fucking JOKE; that it would go to his fucking head! Ultimately My Mother did Marry My Father's fucking Nephew! Now allow me to ask yous something; what the fuck kind of a "Man" Goes after his Uncle's Former Wife for a Piece of Pussy? Are yous for fucking REAL? How fucked up is that? Are yous Meaning to tell me that yous couldn't find a suitable Piece of Pussy OUTSIDE of our fucking Family? Now don't get me wrong, I have a Cousin who bears a Striking Resemblance to My Mother, but that doesn't Mean I want to put My dick inside of her! Of course I am referring to a Blood Relative; yet My Mother was Related to this fucking DRUNK, albeit via being Married to My Father; once My Parents' Divorce became Final; I guess that Terminated any Familial Connection between My Mother and her Now Husband. Yet I can ONLY assume that My Mother Married this fucking DRUNK; solely to make My Father Jealous; even though My Father would end up Marrying his Now Late Wife of 32 Years almost a Year Later! I guess 34 fucking Years Later and what has fucking Changed? Not a Great fucking Deal! No, I Take that back; My Father's Wife of 32 Years Passed away in Late January. And of course My Relationship with My Mother is in essence Non Existent! Now most of yous would think that a Tragedy of My Brother's Passing would Possibly Result in a fucking Reunion of My Family! Are yous fucking shitting me? Aside from My Cousins in God's Country; My Brother, My Kids, My Nephew and My Niece are the ONLY fucking Family I have! Now in essence the People I Work for could be considered as "Family" as well. Even though I am not Related to anybody I Work for! When I Lost My Brother; it was Like a Part of me had died! I Grew up with My Brother. Now what's really fucking GALLING; is now My Mother and the fucking DRUNK; Pretty Well SHUNNED My Brother and I for what turned out to be the Last 6 fucking YEARS of His Life and now all of a Sudden they want to act Like the fucking Aggrieved Parents? REALLY? FUCK YOU! Can yous see the fucking HYPOCRISY dripping from that? Let's start with YOU, Paul, since you're the Main fucking Catalyst to ALL of this fucking Family Angst: You fucked up when you Came to MY Home (at that Time, I was Still Living with My Now Ex Wife) and attempted to start a fucking Physical Fight with me; yet You showed your fucking TRUE COLORS when I swung on you; what the fuck did you do? Well allow me to Refresh your fucking ALCOHOL HAZED Memory; you Jumped into that Piece of shit Truck of yours and you FUCKING RAN! Then you had the fucking Nerve to attempt to Lure me out to My Mother's House to Pull your fucking GUN On Me! Just how fucking stupid do you think I am? And what was your fucking Reasoning for attempting SUICIDE (By Means of attempting to start a fight with me)? Because I had a Girlfriend while I was still Married? Really? Let me ask yous this, Paul; WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS THIS OF YOURS? What fucking Authority Gives YOU the RIGHT to tell me who I can Put My dick inside of? Even the fucking State of Michigan doesn't have that fucking Authority! And then you went and did the fucking Ultimate; you SLANDERED MY FUCKING GOOD NAME around Pork Huron; and have been PUBLICLY Calling Me "Dope Dealer" and "Michigan's Resident COCKSUCKER?" Who the fuck do you think you are? First of all; I AM NOT a HOMOSEXUAL! I HAVE NEVER Had any Kind of Sexual CONTACT and or Sexual INTEREST in another Male! Second: I NEVER ONCE HAD A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH DRUGS In My Life! Oh; but it's O.K. for you to go and fuck every fucking Lot Lizard from here to Memphis; while Married to My Mother, Like I give a fuck whether that happened or not! Yet what was My Brother's "Crime?" "Oh, he didn't Call Our Mom on Mother's Day?" A Stupid fucking Hallmark Holiday? Suck My fucking dick! And then you had the fucking GALL to accuse My Now Late Brother, of "FAKING" his Condition; so he can Garner Sympathy? So he can get attention? So he can avoid Working? Let's see; if My fucking Memory Serves me correctly; I happen to Recall you being Involved in a fucking Trucking Accident in Davenport, Iowa that ended your Truck Driving Career in where you were found to be "AT FAULT" for! I could have easily accused you of "FAKING" your Injury in where your fucking Leg had to be surgically Rebuilt; but I didn't! So Kiss My Red & White Pure Canadian ass! I will have you fucking Know, I DO NOT FUCKING ANSWER TO YOU! I ONLY Answer to the People I Work for; and the Last Time I Checked Your Signature IS NOT on My Paychecques! Therefore I stand behind that Last Statement! Tell Me something; what is your fucking Obsession with My Father anyway? Are you that fucking afraid that My Mother will DUMP your WORTHLESS, ALCOHOLIC ass and go back to Him? After she Divorced him 43 fucking Years ago? Is that why you Regularly Go Rifling Through My Mother's Purse? Is that why you Regularly Go through her Phone? To catch her in Communication with somebody you FORBID her from being In Contact with? Especially Mike or Myself? I will have you Know; I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU! So you have 1 of 2 Choices; Bring your COWARDLY, YELLOW Carcass Out to Mount Morris and Get your DRUNK ass taken to the fucking Woodshed; or you Can LOSE My fucking Phone Number and NEVER AGAIN Contact Me; because Mark My fucking Words; if I am around when you Drop Dead (God Willing I am) at your Funeral, I will approach your Casket, whip My dick out and Piss All Over your Lifeless Carcass! May I also state that GUNS Are Not Allowed to be brought into the Apartment Complex where I Live; because if you do Bring your GUN; you WILL Leave My Home with it Wrapped around your fucking Head or shoved up your fucking ass! Now onto you, Mom; I tried to keep you out of this War with your Husband, but I have to say You ain't been No fucking Angel in all of this! After all YOU CHOSE Your ALCOHOLIC Husband over your Own 2 Sons and Now One of them is Now Deceased! What Kind of a Mother CHOOSES a MAN Over her CHILDREN? Just so you Know, My Girlfriend, Crystal has 2 Children of her Own and I WOULD NEVER MAKE HER HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ME OR HER CHILDREN! What threats did Paul use to Make you CHOOSE HIM over your Sons? Did he threaten to take away that "Security of Married Life" That Most Married Women DESPERATELY Crave? Did he threaten to throw you out of the House that You Lived in for the Last 52 Years? The very House that you Raised YOUR 2 Sons in? For the Last 4 Years of his Life, Mike had been desperately Trying to Reconnect with you; yet you REFUSED, why? Is it because it would bruise your Husband's Oversized ego? Even when your Grandson, Cody had begged you to See Mike when he was in the Hospital a Year ago; you REFUSED! I don't fucking get it! And Now all of a Sudden you act as if you are the Aggrieved Mother? After you REFUSED to see YOUR Son as his Life was slowly slipping away from him? Are you sure you ain't aggrieved by a fucking Guilty Conscience? Where were YOU; when My Kids' Mother was In the Hospital, dying of a Fatal Stroke that she suffered 4 Years ago? Were you Getting DRUNK at the fucking VFW; with your Husband? Personally; whether you come out to My Apartment in Mount Morris or Not; whether you Meet My beautiful Girlfriend, Crystal; I don't know if that will Matter or not! But you know what? I am Making it! I have been at the Same Job for the Last 3 and a Half Years, I have a Nice Apartment in Mount Morris for that same span of time, and furthermore, I DIDN'T NEED anybody's Help to accomplish that! And may I also say that MY Kids STILL Talk to Me, Regardless of whether I am the ONLY Parent they have Left or not! Now back to you, Paul, you fucking DRUNK; I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY, MOST OF ALL, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL! Even though you STILL OWE Me $5000.00 for SLANDERING MY GOOD NAME; now allow me to give you the Definition of SLANDER: 1: defamation of a person by unprivileged oral communication made to a third party
2: the tort of oral defamation
An action for slander may be brought without alleging and proving special damages if the statements in Question have a plainly harmful character, as by imputing to the Plaintiff Criminal Guilt, serious Sexual Misconduct, or conduct or a characteristic affecting his or her business or Profession. Yet I ain't counting on you to do the RIGHT THING, Scratch Me Out a Nice $5000.00 Checque for SLANDER By PUBLICLY Calling Me a Drug Dealer and a Homosexual; when you KNOW DAMN WELL, that NONE Of those Statements are the Least Bit fucking Truthful! Do you Honestly think I will ALLOW you to SLANDER MY GOOD FUCKING NAME and think I will "Turn the other Cheek," and actually Talk to you? Fuck You! I find it very fucking Interesting that you keep Playing the fucking "Roger" Card, when he has been fucking IRRELEVANT for the Last 35 fucking Years! So go ahead, Play the fucking "Roger" Card, because it has NO EFFECT on Me! At Least I KNOW My Father has NEVER ONCE Called Me a Drug Dealer and or a Homosexual? What's YOUR fucking excuse? With that said; Hopefully My Mother will come to her senses, which I ain't counting on, and Dumps your DRUNK ass! Yet by the same Token; don't you dare fucking think that we have a fucking thing to Talk about; because we don't! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying that family is to be cherished, unless they're Toxic!
Saturday, December 25, 2021
The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same You Know...............
Tuesday, June 29, 2021
Michigan's Resident Rocker Will NEVER AGAIN Get Married!
The conversations might seem so exciting and personal that even if they were a scammer, you would be in denial of it.
However, on any dating site, you need to be extra cautious going into it. No matter how great someone may be online, always keep an eye out for red flags and don’t ignore the warning signs.Scammers will often be way too nice and unnaturally forward with you right from the start. They will try to get close with you right away so that they can gain your trust to take advantage of you.
They will shower you with compliments and likely become attached to you far too Quickly even if you have never met in person. These characteristics may just make them seem like an extra friendly or desperate person, but chances are, they are just someone trying to trick you. Also, if you have doubts about them, take a close look at their profile.
If they have limited information or information that is not very specific, then this could be a concern. Scammers oftentimes do not spend extra time trying to complete a profile if they just want something Quickly.
However, it is possible for them to actually have a detailed profile. If this is the case though, it might seem just a little too perfect. They could have unrealistic credentials and occupations just to pull you in. Plus, their photos might appear like something that would be seen in a fashion magazine. Therefore, even though there are some very successful people in the world, it is likely that a scammer would try to be one of them.Of course, never give out money to someone you meet online. This should go without saying, but if someone you barely know starts asking you for something through a dating site, then that is when you know it’s a scam.
Even if they seemed completely real up until that point, it is important to never fall for it. Don’t be afraid to stand up to someone suspicious and ask for clarification. If they do strange things and you just let it slide, then they will likely end up taking advantage of you in the end. It is important to always figure out whether or not someone is a scammer before it’s too late.Once you have a feeling you’re being scammed on a dating site, you need to figure out a way to get out of it.
If you directly accuse them of being a scammer, then they will likely either do what they can to convince you otherwise or just move on to a new victim. However, there are some ways that you can outsmart them before they even realize that you’re onto their plan.
1 – Ask Them to Send a Current Picture of Themselves
If you suspect that they are pretending to be someone they’re not, then you should ask them to send you a picture of themselves. They may just send you another generic photo like the ones in their profile, but if you give a more specific request, then you may be able to prove that they’re scamming you.
You can ask them to send a picture of them next to a current newspaper or a screen with today’s date on it. That way, they can prove that they are taking the picture that day instead of stealing it from someone else. You could also ask them to send a photo of themselves doing a specific action, such as sticking out their tongue or touching their nose.
If they cannot send a picture with one of these specific actions, then it is safe to assume that they are not who they say they are. However, they will still try to trick you by making up excuses for not being able to send these photos.They may say that their phone won’t let them take selfies or that they don’t have anything that says the date on it. As sincere as they may sound, do not fall for these types of excuses.
2 – Request to Meet in a Public Setting
You can never be completely sure about someone if you’ve never met them in person. So, if you are suspicious of someone you’re talking to online, you can suggest meeting in a public setting.
Even though they were probably very forward before, they will likely come up with any excuse they can to not have to meet you there. They may even suggest somewhere more obscure to meet, but do not fall for this. If you have never met this person before, make sure you only meet them in a place that you know is safe.
If they just keep coming up with more excuses every time you decide to meet, no matter how real their answers might seem, they are likely just trying to get something from you without having to actually interact with you in person.
3 – Use a Background Search Service
Use a Background Check to identify scammers
You can use an online background search service, such as BeenVerified or TruthFinder to check a person’s credibility without having to confront them about it.
All these sites need is a few simple pieces of information in order to find out all public records about that individual. This usually includes a name and location. Odds are, when you search for their name, they will turn out not to be that person or you may find out other bad things about them.Therefore, if you think your match on a dating site is lying about who they are, you can simply search for them to find out the truth. Then, if the results prove that they are lying, regardless of what they try to say, you should stop interacting with them and keep yourself safe.
4 – Ask Them Specific Questions
Since scammers want to gain your trust and get you to like them right away, they may just agree with a lot of things you say. They will claim to have the same interests as you, so they won’t really reveal anything unique about themselves.
Therefore, if they claim to like something that you like, ask them specific Questions about it that only a true fan would know. Also, ask them personal questions that require a detailed answer.
If they respond with general answers to everything, then you can assume that they are not telling the truth. Dating apps are about getting to know people, so most people that you talk to would be more than happy to tell you about themselves. Therefore, if they are unable to answer some simple personal questions, then this is a problem.
5 – Refuse to Give Them Another Way to Contact You
Scammers will likely want to move conversations off the dating site as soon as possible. As soon as they feel like they’ve gained your trust, they will ask for an email, phone number, or any other means of contacting you. If you have any doubts about them, then you should refuse to do this.
Tell them that you want to stay on the dating app until you can get to know them better or tell them you don’t want to move to a new form of communication until you’ve met them in person. By denying them of a new communication platform, this will frustrate them and may cause them to try even harder to get this additional information out of you.
If they seem to want to move even faster after you tell them no, then this is definitely a red flag. Never move your conversations to another platform if there is a chance that the person you’re talking to could be scamming you.
6 – If They Ask for Money, Tell Them No
No matter how sincere they may seem, if someone that you just met online asks you for money, do not go through with it. Instead, tell them no and see how they react.
They may try to make more excuses or add more of a sob story as to why they need the money, but keep telling them no. If they can’t get what they want from you, then their tone will likely change and they will lash out at you. This is when who they really are will start to show and you will know that you have for sure been tricked.
If they start to threaten you, do not fall for their tricks. If you feel you are in danger, contact the authorities immediately without giving the scammer what they want.
7 – End All Contact with Them
If all else fails, the easiest thing to do is to stop interacting with this scammer. If you are unable to prove that they are tricking you, but something still seems off, then it is fine to just cut all forms of contact with them.
Block them so that they will be unable to keep reaching out to you, and don’t give them warning before you do it. If you ever feel unsafe while talking to someone online, the best thing to do is to just get out of that situation as quickly as possible. Not all scammers can easily be outsmarted, so don’t get discouraged if you just have to leave the situation.
Conclusion
As real as someone seem online, there is always a chance that they could be a scammer. When first talking to someone new online, do not give out too much personal information and always keep an eye out for anything suspicious. If you come across a scammer online, do what you can to discredit them and protect yourself from falling for their tricks. Also, if you think someone you know is becoming a victim of a romance scam, encourage them to try out these tips before things get worse for them.
If you want to make sure 100% they are a scammer, make sure to use a background search service like BeenVerified. Now I Openly admit that I have Chatted with a Sizeable Number of "Women" (I can't verify whether whom I am chatting with are women or not; after all I cannot See through the Screens of either My Computer or My Phone! Yet; I have developed a Tactic that usually Helps me Weed Out Potential Catfishers; now whenever some fucking Catfisher says "I want to come Meet You, but you need to but me a Plane Ticket." Or "Can you send me a Card?" Well of course My way of Countering this is I ask for a Photo of her Tits! I mean after all; I have to Verify whether I am talking to a Female or not! Not that I am Homophobic; My attitude is: My Sexual PREFERENCES (that's the Key Word) are to be with WOMEN! As we all KNOW; Homosexuality is a fucking CHOICE! And I can PROVE that! How? Very Simple; if I wanted to Suck Dick; I would do so! I Openly Challenge ANY Gay Man to Respond to this Manifesto and say "I was BORN to Suck Dick!" Or any Lesbian to say "I was BORN to Eat Pussy!" Now don't get me wrong; whatever 2 or More Consenting Adults do in the Privacy of their Own Homes is their fucking Business and Nobody Else's! Which brings me to the Elephant in the Room; which is why I simply REFUSE to ever again Get Married! Now a Lot of these "Women" always ask me the stupidest fucking Question which makes me want to Rip the fucking Hairs above My dick out; which is "Are you Married?" I mean do any of these stupid fucking Douchebags READ My fucking Profile before Opening a Chat Window to have a Conversation with me? I mean My fucking Profile Spells My Marital Status Very fucking Clear! I am HAPPILY DIVORCED! Yet a Lot of these "Women" are too fucking Stupid and or fucking LAZY to Read My Profile before asking me such a fucking Stupid Question! Now there are some People whom I know, Personally where Marriage Works Great for them! Take My Cousin Carl, who Lives in Amherstburg, Ontario, which is in God's Country-Canada. He and His Wife have been Married for I believe it's Now 21 Years. They Both Live Together, Work Together, and they seem very Happy! Yet In My Case; Neither one of My fucking Marriages were what yous would Call "Happy" ones! In fact if there's any One Thing I Learned in Leykis 101 Class; it is; there's NO Benefit for a Man by Getting Married! Now think about this shit; A Man has NOTHING to Gain; and everything to fucking LOSE! I mean yous take a Basic Human Emotion; then yous get your Respective State to Sanction it; then it becomes a LEGAL and BINDING CONTRACT that the Woman can Dissolve, at ANY TIME she wants and for ANY REASON she Wants; then Turn around and Sue the Poor Bastard for HALF of what he busts his ass for in essence for the Rest of his Life! Now another Question I am asked by these fucking Catfishers is "Why don't you ever want to get Married again?" Now Please allow me to Explain My Rationale for wanting to Remain Single for the Rest of My Life. First of all; I am a Lot fucking Happier! I have NOBODY Treating Me Like "Go To Work, Bring Home a Paychecque; is All I am Good For!" Now Both of My Wives Treated me this way! Yet; now, aside from the People I Work for, I Answer to Not a Damn Soul! Second; I can pretty much put My dick inside ANY woman who allows me to do so; and I don't have to Explain that to anybody! That's FREEDOM; I would NEVER want to Trade away under any fucking Circumstances! Of course; My Days of Having Children are also a thing of the fucking Past! That's Mainly why I don't go after any Women Under the age of 40! Because the Chances of women 40 and older Not being Sterile; greatly Increase in My Favour. Yet Another Valuable Lesson I Learned in Leykis 101;what I would say is a very effective form of Birth Control; that being after a Guy fucks a woman and before he discards the Condom; he Puts a few Drops of Hot Sauce into the Condom before he gets rid of it. Then when the fucking SKANK WHORE fishes it out of the Trash and attempts to Empty the contents of it into her Pussy; well I know this sounds Kind of Sadistic; however, I would Rather a woman (Who ain't Sterile) have a slightly Irritated Pussy; rather than having to Make 218 or More Monthly Payments! Now I can't Help but wonder how it is that My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband has managed to Escape that Purgatory? After all he FUCKED My Nephew's Mother! I can't help but Wonder if Paternity has been established on her I Believe Now 13 Year Old Daughter has been Established? If Not and Paul is to get that fucking Certified Letter from the fucking Prosecutor's Office; how the fuck will he be able to explain that fucking Shit to My Mother? I Guess it doesn't fucking Matter because I Personally believe the ONLY fucking Reason My Mother Stays Married to this fucking DRUNK; is (A) She does it to Make My Father Jealous, because Paul is My Father's Nephew! Yet; I really don't think My Father is even the Least bit concerned about that; after all; he Lost his Wife of the Last 32 fucking Years; about a few Months ago! Second; I Personally believe that My Mother Remains Married to this fucking DRUNK; because she Can't Live without that fucking Security of Married Life that Most Married Women Crave! Now if anything Convinced me that I made the Right Call about Never Again wanting to be Imprisoned in the Alcatraz-Like Institution of Marriage; it was the Last Woman I was Romantically Involved with, her name is Sara; now yous Talk about a fucking JEALOUS, POSSESSIVE BITCH! Wow! Shortly after I had the Kindness to allow her to Stay in My Apartment; she sees me Chatting with some Skank on Facebook; she Loses it, accusing Me of "Cheating," Now I don't Like to use that fucking Term in that Context; because since when did this bitch think that she's ENTITLED to an EXCLUSIVE, MONOGAMOUS COMMITMENT? She then DEMANDS to Look through My Phone! Later that evening she gets Drunk and Punches Me in the fucking Jaw! There ain't NO FUCKING WAY NOBODY BUT ME WILL be Looking through MY Phone! That's MY BUSINESS! Now if that doesn't for the Most Part Sum Up; why there will NEVER AGAIN be a Mrs. Michigan's Resident Rocker; then I don't know what will! I mean how much more can I simplify this shit for yous? Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Live your Life on your Own Terms!
Saturday, December 5, 2020
Is Michigan's Resident Rocker's Family Characters In A Soap Opera?
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Michigan's Resident Rocker Vows To Never Again Get Married.......................
Can it at all be Possible that On a Saturday Night Michigan's Resident Rocker is Once again in the Cockpit; Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of you Half-Wits Know is Canada! Well, believe it for it's 1000% True! That's Correct; as I am sitting in the Cockpit Writing Out this Manifesto from deep within the Chasms of My Twisted Mind! Now the Reason for this is because Michigan, My Home State, which I Hope Someday will Break Free from the United States of Donald Trump, and be Annexed to Join God's Country which as everybody knows and I have stated before is CANADA; is under another fucking Lockdown; thanks to the fucking TRUMP Virus! As a Result of this Latest 3 Week Lockdown, I cannot Play Hockey on Saturday Nights, because all Hockey Arenas across Michigan are Closed! Now what the fuck am I referring to? O.K. for you dumbasses who ask me what's the TRUMP Virus; I shall define it for yous so Boldly that even Simpletons who Consistently Regurgitate the fucking GRUEL of LIES being spoon-fed to yous by the CRIMINAL Donald Trump-Mike Pence REGIME can understand! The TRUMP Virus is the Virus that Causes this Illness known as Covid-19! The TRUMP Virus was first Discovered in China in 2019; now I know I cannot Prove this; however; since I have NEVER ONCE been afraid to State a Rather Controversial Opinion; why the fuck should I stop now? But get ready for a shock but the "Coronavirus" was actually Created in a Laboratory in the United States of Donald Trump; then it was Unleashed in East Asia! For ONLY 1 Purpose; and that was to Keep the AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump In the White House; yet this Foul-Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten Known as Michigan has Great News to Report; the DICTATOR has been DETHRONED! That's correct; even those of yous who Tune Into FOX "News" (this especially applies to My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly in London, Ontario; which is in God's Country) a.k.a Trump TV; HAVE TO Accept the REALITY that the CRIMINAL Trump-Pence REGIME has been OVERTHROWN in this Month's Election! Yet the AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump REFUSES to fucking Concede the FACT that he got his Orange, Doughy Framed ass Kicked! Yet Rather than do the RIGHT THING and Concede; the DICTATOR, Continues to Play Golf (at the American Taxpayers' Expense) and Tweet Out his fucking Temper Tantrums, about how the Election was "Stolen" from him! Oh! Boo fucking Hoo! Joe Biden WON the fucking Election FAIR & FUCKING SQUARE; to where even the Trump REGIME Cannot Overturn the Results! I mean when yous LOSE an Election 306-232; that's a Pretty Sound ass kicking that the DICTATOR is on the fucking Wrong End of! Let's do a Little Math Equation here; shall we? That's a Difference in the Electoral College of 74 Electoral Votes that Trump LOST by! Now if yous Tally Up the Popular Vote; Trump got his ass Whipped by Over 5 Million Votes! If yous want a Visual of what that Looks Like go to You Tube by typing in www.youtube.com and Look for a Video in where Vince Mc Mahon attempts to Initiate Stone Cold Steve Austin into the Vince Mc Mahon "Kiss My Ass Club!" Spoiler Alert; Vince ends Up Humiliated and with Quite a Chapped ass, after Stone Cold Gives Vince a forearm shot to the Stones; takes his Belt Out of his Pants and Literally Whips Vince's ass Raw! Now what would Make January 20, 2021 all the more Special? Ah! I'm glad yous asked. That would be something that I KNOW would Horrify Kelly (who STOLE My Late Father-In-Law's FABULOUS WEALTH) which is when the Capital Police are Escorting Donald Trump, Mike Pence and every one of the CRIMINALS in the Trump REGIME Out of the White House in Handcuffs! Now why am I referring to the Virus that has Sparked this fucking Pandemic that has Caused over 250,000 Americans to Drop Dead; the TRUMP Virus? Now How fucking stupid Must yous be to ask that Question? I mean Trump KNEW this fucking Virus was Nothing to fuck around with and dismiss as a "Hoax," which is a Trademark of Trump's CRIMINAL Reign of Terror in the White House! Son of a bitch I swear this Cocksucker is so damn arrogant; that he calls anything that Casts Trump in a bad Light a "Hoax!" Now I ain't afraid of this Virus; but I ain't about to Risk Contracting this Virus! Sure this Latest Lockdown Pisses Me Off! Yet Governor Gretchen Whitmer was Put in a No Win Situation by those who Pledge Blind Loyalty to the DICTATOR; and would Not Listen to Sound Medical and Scientific advice! Thanks a Hell of a Lot you Jackasses! Now a Lot of these fucking Nutcases stormed the Grounds of the Michigan Capital Building with AR-15 Assault Rifles and Attempted to Kidnap Governor Whitmer; now who do you suppose Gave the Marching Orders to these Gun Nuts? Why? None other than the fucking WHITE SUPREMACIST ILLEGAL Occupant of the White House! I know what yous will say "Wait a Minute; you forgot to Post your Usual Disclaimer about those who Get Offended by your Liberal Use of F-Bombs to stop Reading from this Point on!" And yous are Right; yet I didn't "Forget" to Post that disclaimer; I figure Nobody reads it anyway! Nonetheless; I will say I am sorry that some of yous Don't Like My Liberal use of F-Bombs; but here's what yous Need to Understand: First of all: NONE of yous HAVE to Read what I Post! I ain't Holding a fucking GUN to your Heads and saying "Read what, I Post or else!" From what I Understand; despite DICTATOR Donald Trump's best efforts to STEAL the 2020 Presidential Election, and turn the United States into a fucking AUTHORITARIAN Nation Like the Country that Aided Trump in STEALING the 2016 Election, Russia; this Country is still a "Democracy!" Yous DO NOT HAVE TO READ a damn thing I say! Second; there still is such a Thing as "Freedom Of Speech;" which I exercise on a Regular Basis. Think about this; I am damn near 51 Years Old and I ANSWER TO NOBODY! Unless the People I am to "Answer to" are those who are PAYING ME to "Answer to" them! Yous hear that, Paul Brown, Jr.? Or can't you fucking Read you ILLITERATE fucking DRUNK? Oh No! I ain't through with this fucking DRUNK; Not by a Long Shot! Check this shit out; now if this doesn't show how fucking Delusional this DRUNK is; then I don't know what does. Now can yous believe this shit? He even attempted to FORCE Me off of Facebook! True Story! But of course since this DRUNK DOES NOT OWN that site as usual he fucking FAILED! Now he threatened to Prosecute Me for Remaining On Facebook! Now since when is being on a Social Media Platform a fucking CRIME? I guess it is when a fucking DRUNK is Targeted for Spreading SLANDEROUS FUCKING LIES about Me doing something that even that fucking DRUNK KNOWS FULLY FUCKING A WELL; that I NEVER ONCE ENGAGED IN! Now I ain't gonna keep Defending Myself against these Fucking SLANDEROUS LIES that I am a Drug Dealer! I HAVE NEVER ONCE Sold Drugs in My Life! O.K. Now that I have taken My shot at the LOSER that My Mother has been Married to for the Last 33 fucking Years; I shall take yous into the Main Topic; which is something that some Women I may want to potentially get Involved with Cannot Understand; why is it that I will Never Again Get Married! O.K. I wonder why I even have to explain why it is that I don't want anything to do with Marriage again? O.K. I have been Married Twice; that's Correct! My First Wife, Carrie is a Drug Addict and a fucking Alcoholic; I KNEW Marrying that fat, Lazy Bitch would turn out to be one of the biggest Mistakes I ever made! Now of course I was Nervous before I Married her, even though it was a District Judge who Performed the Ceremony; well I wasn't Nervous for the Reasons Most of yous would think; because I NEVER WAS "In Love" with this Jezebel! In fact I Only saw Carrie as somebody I could Place my dick inside of! Yet because My Mind wasn't in the Right Place because this was about a Year after My Kids' Mother, Melisa had Left me for a fucking PEDOPHILE, I guess this was when Carrie Managed to swoop in Like the fucking buzzard that she is circling around over a dead Carcass! In fact I still cannot believe that I Proposed to that fat CUNT in front of about 3200 Witnesses at a Port Huron Border Cats Hockey Game; what the fuck was I thinking? On what was My "Wedding Day," everything felt completely Wrong! Then when she said "I do," I should have asked "With Who?" I know what yous are going to say; One of yous will ask "I thought you said you don't believe in Monogamy." That still Holds true! Yet I was Monogamous with My Kids' Mother as well as to Carrie and I was fucking Miserable since both Melisa and Carrie were consistently Seeing Other Men behind My Back! It wasn't until My Second (and Most Recent) Marriage; that I realized that Humans Being ain't Meant to be Monogamous! In fact; shows Like Jerry Springer and Cheaters are Living Proof of why My beliefs about this are what they are! I mean think about it! I know I have mentioned Male Lions, and How Males in the Humans Being Species are similar, how so? O.K. Male Lions (those who make it to Adulthood) have a Very Limited amount of Time as the "Dominant Male" to where they can fuck as Many Lionesses as they want and Father as Many as 200 Cubs during his Time as the "Dominant Male." Not to mention he is always having to fight Off Challengers! Ones that would Kill his Cubs if Given the Opportunity to do so! Well in the Humans Being Species it's a similar story. A Man has only So Much Time to Enjoy his Time as a "Single Man." because Most women are Desperate to Latch themselves onto a Man so they Don't have to Compete with Other Women. Now Grant it being a Man ain't as Cutthroat as the World of the Male Lion; yet Men have things to deal with such as Erectile Dysfunction; a Wife who Nags him that he ain't bringing Home enough Money. Or worse, and Both Wives in My Life are Guilty of this One; Harping on me about Going to Church! Which is something I have absolutely NO Desire to have anything to do with! Now have yous ever watched the Jerry Springer Show or the Maury Povich Show? In where the Scorned Woman always Yells "He Cheated On Me! Thus making herself appear to be the fucking "Victim," are yous for fucking Real? Now the Last Time I checked; we don't Live in the fucking Puritan Days; where having Sex with somebody other than your Spouse is considered as a Crime! I mean I know My Ex-Wife always Plays the "He Cheated on Me" Card; even though she was the One who "Went for the Upgrade" first! In fact; Instead of Taking Ownership of it and admitting that she was Wrong for having an Affair; she Kept Looking for Justifications for it by saying shit Like "He Makes More Money than you do; He Drives a Newer Car; He's 'Good and Pussywhipped,' He says ONLY what I want to hear!" Yous get the idea, eh? Now I don't Like to use the Term "Cheated On" in that Context, because it Carries a sense of Victimization by the one who's been Scorned! Now Let's analyze where this fucked up Concept of Humans Being having to be Monogamous came from. Why it came from Religion; which as I have said many times before by My beliefs is a fucking Sham! Now I recall from times I actually attended Church, how the Church would Define Marriage as a "Lifelong Union between 1 Man and 1 Woman." O.K. Now Let's examine the Term "Lifelong," because that's supposed to mean until 1 Spouse or both Drop Dead! Am I Right on that? Now why is it that 50% of all Marriages end in Divorce? Can somebody Please explain that shit to me? Why is it that a Basic Human Emotion is Placed into a Legal and Binding Contract that can easily be broken by Only 1 of the 2 Partners of the Deal? Now of course My Mother's Husband thinks he has the absolute "Right" to Lecture me on being a Married Man; even though he fucked My Nephew's Mother; while Married to My Mother! What a fucking Hypocrite, eh? Yet; I don't Give a flying fuck what happens in My Mother's back up Toilet of a Marriage! Why should I? Now I admit while I was Married to My Now Ex Wife; I fucked 22 other Women, and I ain't the Least bit sorry that I did! Why the fuck should I be "Sorry" for following My Instincts? In fact I shall share an Article with yous on why More Men are Resisting Getting Married; here it is: When you look at this list, it’s understandable why any guy would ask: Is Marriage worth it for men?
The Cons of Getting Married
1. 50% of Marriages end in Divorce.
Divorce statistics have become common knowledge, and although many relationship experts and counselors are trying desperately to convince the public that the Divorce rate is not as high as they think, the reality is most research confirms that an average of 50% of couples DO get Divorced.
That is a big number and if you’re the kind of guy who has been raised in a single parent family because your parents got Divorced, or have experienced the negative effects of Divorce in some way, you are likely to be feeling very nervous about getting Married.
Truthfully, there is no-one who can give you a guarantee that if you get Married your Marriage will last forever. In fact, with so much development happening in the fields of science, nanotechnology, etc., sometime in the future our lives might be extended to exceed 150, 200 and even 300 years.
Is it then realistic to expect a man and a woman to stay Married to each other for hundreds of years? Who’s to say? Like in today’s Society where there are couples who stay Married for 30, 40, 50 and even 60 and 70 years, and couples who get Divorced within a few years and sometimes within a few months after getting Married, couples in the future will have the same odds.
Regardless of what the Divorce statistics have to say, getting Married is a personal choice.
If you meet a woman who is right for you, and if you have the skills as a man to keep the relationship dynamic between you and her balanced, not only will Marriage be worth it for you, you will also be able to make the love, respect and attraction between you and her grow over time. In the end not only can you stay happily Married, your relationship can also grow better day by day.
2. Women only Marry men for their looks and their money.
When a man sees a woman, he automatically feels attraction for her based on how she looks. If she’s beautiful, or even just attractive, a guy will consider having sex with her and even starting a relationship with her, even if he doesn’t like her personality.
Women, on the other hand, are different.
Although a woman will look at a guy and say, “Oooooh, he’s so hot, I’d love to get my hands on him,” if the guy turns out to be nervous, insecure or without direction and purpose in life she will more often than not avoid him.
This is why you will often see really beautiful women with plain or even fat or ugly guys (most women are attracted to guys for reasons other than just his looks). This is why a woman will date and then fall in love with a guy based mostly on how he makes her feel, and on who he is as a man.
3. A woman will take 50% of a man’s wealth when she Divorces him.
We’ve all read the horror stories in the news about some woman taking her husband to the cleaners and walking away with at least half of his wealth. Yes, this happens and no, it’s not cool. However, when a man and a woman not only love but respect each other, they find ways to show this.
If you are avoiding Marriage because you’re afraid a woman will take 50% of your wealth, there are ways around this, like signing a Prenuptial Agreement. If she’s the right woman, SHE will be the one who wants this out of respect and love for her man.
4. Why settle for one woman when you can have sex with many women throughout your life?
This is definitely something that appeals to many men. If this is your view, then by all means don’t get Married. There’s nothing wrong with a guy who chooses to spend his life having sex with new women. Every guy should choose the path that he feels is right for him and that will bring him the most happiness, joy and fulfillment in life.
For some it’s many women, for others it’s commitment and Marriage to one woman. If a guy meets a woman and develops an amazing connection with her and their relationship gets better and better over time, then the idea of throwing all that away for sex with other women may not appeal to him. If love and starting a family is important to you then yes, Marriage is worth it… for YOU.
5. I’ve heard Married women stop wanting sex after they get Married and then they get fat after they have a baby.
One of the things I teach here at the Modern Man is that when you’re truly confident in yourself and in your abilities, and you know how to create and keep creating attraction in your relationship, you don’t have to be afraid that your woman will become like that.
In fact, when you learn to master the art of conversation, the best way to use body language and flirting, and other relationship techniques (which we teach), you will cause your woman to fall deeper and deeper in love with you.
She will feel so much love, respect and attraction for you that not only will she never want to leave you, she will constantly strive to impress you and make you love her more. Only a woman who is unhappy in her relationship because her man has stopped making her feel the way she wants to feel will stop wanting sex with him and will let herself go. In fact; I was Texting a Woman I had Looked up on a Dating Site and I was Hopeful that I would Meet her and see where that had the Potential to go. Well, before I could even Meet her she stated that she didn't want to be with me solely because I decided that I ain't Never Again Getting Married! When I asked why her Rationale for not wanting to be with me was My Refusal to get Married. She stated that "Apparently You don't want a Long Term Relationship." Now of course that ain't the Least bit true! Yet; I Openly admit that I would be a Lot Happier with Multiple Women! In fact I Personally believe that this Outdated notion that Humans Being are supposed to be Monogamous does nothing but Breed Jealousy, Mistrust, Possessiveness; those are things I have no Time or Room for in My Life! In fact I believe that a Man can Intimately "Love" More than 1 Woman at a Time! Same with a Woman with More than 1 Man at a Time! In fact there is a Term for this; it's Called Polyamory! In fact I was once Involved in a Polyamorous Relationship; as was My then Wife! That was something I really enjoyed, but it seemed as if Jealousy was always simmering below the Surface! With My Life being where it now is; I'm a Lot Happier; I Live by Myself and it's Quite Liberating! I don't have anybody to Interrogate me over where I have been or who I am with! Nor do I have somebody Holding My Home Over My Head; and threatening to throw me out in the fucking Cold or throw Me into Jail over a 1000% FALSE Charge of fucking Domestic Violence! In fact; I don't think I will Ever Co-Habitate with any Other Women! Sure; I would Love to have a Girlfriend or 2; but the ONLY way that will EVER Happen is if I am dating 2 Women at a time and they are not Jealous of each other; in fact it would be even better if they were as "In Love" with each other as they would be with me! Now I am Highly doubtful that will ever occur; or at Least Not in My Lifetime! Well, a Man can dream, can't he? Maybe I could find the Ideal Romantic Setting; that is if I can find More than 1 woman who is as Open Minded as I am! Yet, I ain't Counting on it! Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Men, yous have Only 1 Life to Live; Don't allow shit Like Marriage to ruin it
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Michigan's Resident Rocker Opens The Book On A Painful Chapter..............
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Michigan's Resident Rocker vs. Paul Brown, Jr. This Is PERSONAL!
For the 1st Time in Over a Month's time, Michigan's Resident Rocker is sitting down in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of you fucking Half-Wits know is Canada! Now there ain't going to be no fucking Side Topic; nor is there going to be a Disclaimer that if yous don't Like what the fuck I say; well I hate to disappoint yous because this fucking Letter is Target to an Audience of 1; that being the absolute bag of shit My Mother Married nearly 33 fucking Years ago! That's right; I'm talking about YOU; Paul Brown, Jr. You fucking DRUNK! Oh! You're "Offended?" Well, I'm Glad that you are; because apparently the fucking TRUTH HURTS, eh? Ever since you got into that fucking Crash that Ended your Truck Driving Career; you have been Nothing More than a fucking BITTER, JEALOUS ALCOHOLIC PRICK! Oh trust Me I have Over 40 fucking Years worth of fucking Grievances to air out and I Honestly don't give a flying fuck if you're "Offended" or not! In fact, I hope you ARE "Offended!" Because YOUR FUCKING DRINKING has Caused ALL of the fucking Problems that Our Family has been facing ever since you got with My Mother! I have to ask you something; what the fuck kind of a "Man," and I apply that fucking term to you Very Loosely, ends up going after a fucking Relative as a Possible Matrimonial Prospect? I mean are you for fucking Real? Talk about an episode of the Jerry Springer Show! I mean are you totally fucking Brain Dead? You Pursued a fucking Intimate Relationship with your Uncle's (Now Ex) Wife! What the fuck? Did you Lust After My Mother while she was STILL MARRIED to My Father ? (Yes; I Take Ownership of that). Are you fucking Telling me that you could not find a Piece of Pussy; that ain't fucking RELATED to you? You know what that kind of a "Relationship" is Referred to as? Fucking INCEST! Yet for over 40 fucking Years I DID NOT SAY 1 FUCKING WORD about it now did I? Now by NO Means am I defending My Father; not by any fucking Stretch of the fucking Imagination; yet apparently you figured "If I Marry Uncle Roger's Ex-Wife, Uncle Roger will be forever Jealous; and I can keep this fucking Infatuation to make Uncle Roger Jealous!" I thought Playing these fucking High School Aged Games of Getting into a Relationship with a Blood Relative's Old Lady (or Former Old Lady) just to make that Relative Jealous; was something that you Left behind back in 1978? Well, was I ever fucking Wrong! Because; I KNOW My Mother chose some Real fucking LOSERS; but when she got involved with YOU; she Chose the ULTIMATE fucking LOSER! Not Always did I feel this way! Yet when you told My Brother and I that you were going to Marry My Mother; I Played along; because My Mother is a Grown Woman and can make her Own Decisions; even though I KNEW she was Making a Catastrophic MISTAKE, in Marrying YOU! In fact what My Mother Still Sees in YOU; I don't have a fucking Clue! Oh, I Get it! She sees that "Security of Married Life that Married Women simply Can't "Live Without!" Oh wait; she sees staying Married to YOU as a Means of Making her Ex-Husband JEALOUS, even though it's been 41 FUCKING YEARS since she Divorced him! When My Brother Referred to you as "Dad," I KNOW he meant that as a JOKE; because You NEVER Fathered a Child in your Pathetic Life; which Brings me to My Next Grievance; your Chronic Siding With Melisa Scramlin and the Friend of the CUNT; while MY Kids were Growing Up! I'll have you know; In fact since you NEVER ONCE were in the Friend of the CUNT'S Crosshairs; you ain't got NO FUCKING RIGHT to have said 1 FUCKING THING to Me or My Brother about "Child Support," because you NEVER Had to deal with a fucking Government Run Organized Crime Syndicate! In fact I shall send you a Copy of the Book Friend of the Court, Enemy of the Family; but I figure that since you are fucking FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE; that may be a HUGE WASTE of Time! Tell me something; were you out to fuck My Kids' Mother Like you did My Nephew's Mother? Why Not? I mean you FUCKED Beckie! Now tell me something; I noticed over the Last 40 Years; you ALWAYS Play the fucking "Roger" Card; I wonder why? Is it because Roger was fucking My Mother before you got the chance to do so? Well; hate to break it to you; but there was at Least 1 "Other Man" in her Life before she SETTLED for YOU! Is that why you are so OBSESSED with Roger? Because you're Feeling Guilty about fucking up the very Dynamic of Our Family; by Marrying My Mother? Or is it because You KNOW that you will NEVER Erase Roger from Our Family; until he Drops Dead? I'm glad I don't have to Live with that Kind of fucking Guilt! In fact; I HAVE NOTHING to Feel "Guilty" about! So, you think you have the fucking RIGHT to Tell My Now Ex-Wife, Tracey to "Mind Her Own fucking Business?" O.K. Well I AM Her fucking Business! She was attempting to Tell My Mother the fucking TRUTH; Not Only about your fucking SLANDEROUS FUCKING LIES about me being a "Dope Trafficker," which you KNOW IS 100,000% NOT FUCKING TRUE! But she was about to spill the beans on your fucking Affair with Beckie! Yet you seem to think you have the fucking RIGHT to INTERROGATE Me over My fucking FINANCES; as well as who I was Putting my dick inside of! News Flash! Unlike YOU; I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING HIDE!!!!!! I Openly admit I fucked 22 Different Women since I Married Tracey; how do you Like that? And Yes; she knows about them! Yet I still fuck her! What's wrong, Paul? are you fucking JEALOUS that I STILL fuck My Now Ex-Wife and you KNOW you ain't got a shot at getting any Pussy from her? What fucking Business is it of yours who I am fucking? You say I'm "Grasping At Straws," No! I am Grasping at FACTS! YOU FUCKED BECKIE; that is a FACT and FACT IS FACT! I know what you're gonna say, I know what you're gonna say "I don't Owe you any Kind of an Explanation! That's true! You don't Owe Me an explanation as to why you fucked Beckie; because I Honestly don't don't give a fuck who you Placed your fucking Dysfunctional Fuck Pencil into; but you DO OWE My Mother an Explanation as to why you Fucked Your "Own Grandson's" Mother! What the fuck were you doing with Beckie at the Tally Ho Inn? Why was she in the "Bitch Seat" of your Motorcycle? How are you going to explain that away to My Mother? Tell me something; when you fucked Beckie; how did you conduct Foreplay? Did you snort a Line of fucking BLOW Out of the Crack of her ass? Did you Pour a shot of Tequila into her Pussy and Lap It up Like a fucking Dog? And you thought I was Devoid of Morals? At Least I don't make any fucking Effort to Hide My "Character Flaws!" Yet you seem to think that you're fucking "Perfect" because you SMOKE and DO DRUGS; because you Drink EXCESSIVE QUANTITIES of ALCOHOL every fucking Day! This has NOTHING to do with Mother's Day of 2016; nor does this have any fucking thing to do with My Mother! This has everything to do with your fucking Bruised Ego! It sure Must be fucking Nice to have Obtained a fucking 6 Figure Settlement Out of a fucking Trucking Accident that the Iowa State Patrol had Ruled you to be AT FAULT for! Since I wasn't there; it wouldn't be fair for me to Pass Judgment, now would it? Apparently your Blood Alcohol Level wasn't at a Level that would have Gotten your ass Thrown into the fucking Slammer; but it still blows My fucking Mind that you even thought you had ANY RIGHT to ANY Kind of fucking Financial Compensation after all YOU WERE RULED TO BE AT FAULT For that Crash! Must be fucking Nice, eh? So did you Buy My Nephew that Trailer House and Pay at Least 2 Years Worth of Lot Rent to Keep him from Spilling the Beans on your Affair with his Mother? How have you kept Beckie Quiet about the FACT that you fucked her? Did you threaten her with your God Damn GUN? It's a Crying Shame that you have in essence Cut My Mother off from HER Family; because you're so damn afraid that she will Ultimately Wise Up, Realize that you fucked Beckie and throw you Out on your Worthless ass! Is that why You FORBID her from having ANY Contact with her OWN 2 SONS or ANY Member of HER Family, Including Uncle Keith? Now Let's get to the Main Event of this Topic; My Now Former Girlfriend, Brittany. Now I shall Refresh your Alcohol Hazed Memory as to June 3, 2016; when My fucking Car Got Impounded; which by the fucking way WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS IS THAT OF YOURS? YOUR Name ain't on the fucking Title of MY Car! Now; when the Eastpoine Police Department Came Rolling Up behind My Car; at the Family Dollar Store in Eastpointe and asked if they could Search Me and My Car; I consented because I KNOW I DID NOTHING WRONG! And of course were ANY Drugs Found On My Person? NO! Were any Drugs Found in My Car? NO! Yet 4 fucking Xanax Pills were found in Brittany's Purse! How does this Make me a fucking "Dope Dealer?" Why was I NOT ARRESTED? Why was Brittany the ONLY 1 who ended up being Cuffed and Placed in the Back of a fucking Squad Car? Why was I NOT Taken into fucking Custody; that Night? Because I'M FUCKING INNOCENT, asshole! In fact you Keep Publicly Saying that I am a fucking "Dope Trafficker," Then Answer these fucking Questions: But since you KNOW NOTHING about the TRUTH; I KNOW you will do NOTHING BUT LIE; yet I will ask anyway: Where are all of the fucking ARRESTS Under My Name? Where are all of the fucking Convictions? Where are all of the fucking Court Dates? Where are all of the Court Costs? Where are all of the Fines? Where is all of the fucking Jail Time? Where are all of the Lawyer's Fees I have allegedly been Ordered to Pay? What am I "Trafficking?" Who are My "Suppliers?" Who are My "Customers?" where is My "Turf?" Can't come up with a fucking Answer, can you? I wonder why the fuck this is the fucking Case? Oh I Get it! BECAUSE NONE OF IT IS FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!! In fact you know what the Term for Publicly Spreading LIES about somebody Engaging In Criminal Activity that you KNOW FULLY FUCKING A WELL that Person IS NOT Engaging In? That's Called fucking SLANDER! Now Allow Me to Simplify this so that even your Delusional fucking Mind can Process: Slander (Noun) The Willful Public Spreading of FALSE Statements Solely to Harm the Reputation Of a Person or a Business. How fucking Interesting! I Hope you Realize I have been In Contact with Several Attorneys about you Spreading LIES about me being a "Dope Trafficker" all around Port Huron, and Guess what? I CAN SUE YOUR ASS for this? Because you KNOW FULLY FUCKING A WELL THAT I AIN'T NEVER HAD A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH DRUGS IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!! Tell me something; when you were Growing Up and you Told a fucking LIE; did your Mother Wash Your Mouth Out with SOAP? Well; I will be washing your fucking Mouth out; but Not with Soap, but I will be Using My beautiful FIST to wash your fucking Mouth Out! It does a very Nice Job of Crushing Country Singer Look Alike Faces Like YOURS! But since I KNOW you ain't got the fucking BALLS to Bring your fucking COWARD ass Out to Mount Morris and get your fucking Come-Uppance; Perhaps this is Merely a Waste of My fucking time! But be advised that GUNS ain't allowed to be brought to MY HOME; because if you DO Bring your God Damn GUN to MY HOME; you WILL BE LEAVING with it Wrapped Around your fucking Head or you will be Leaving with it shoved up your fucking ass! What the fuck was I supposed to do to discover that My Suspicions about Brittany being a Drug Addict were True? Go Rifling through her Purse? Go through her Phone? I KNOW that's what you do to My Mother on a Regular Basis, to make certain she ain't in Contact with ANYBODY that YOU FORBID HER from being in Contact with? What a fucking Pathetic Little "Man" you are! I don't Have to PROVE a fucking thing to you! Tell me something? When did your Life become so fucking Pathetic to where you simply Can't Cope with Life's Problems without LIQUOR? I DO NOT NEED ANY fucking Alcohol or Drugs to "Numb" Myself; because I am Plenty Happy with where My Life is! In fact; who STILL Has a JOB? Why, that's ME! You were Hoping against All Hope that Once My Marriage Ended; that I would be Living In My Car Until it Got Repossessed Out from Under Me? So you can fucking GLOAT, and LAUGH AT ME Over My Latest "FAILURES?" Well, I Hate to fucking Disappoint you along those Fronts; but I OWN every fucking Nut and Bolt on My fucking Car! I OWN My Car Outright! And May I add I have been Living in a Nice Apartment in Mount Morris for Over the Last 2 fucking Years! I may Not Own a House; but I am Damn Proud of what I have accomplished! And you know what? I fucking EARNED Every Penny of it! I NEVER ONCE Needed to engage in ANY Kind of fucking Criminal Activity to do it! And I'll be Damned if you fucking think you're going to Take ANY of this away from me! I fucking DARE You to Call My Employer and attempt to get Me Fired; by FALSELY Calling Me a "Dope Trafficker!" I fucking DARE You to Call the Apartment Complex where I Live and attempt to get me Evicted by Calling me a fucking "Dope Dealer!" Because you do that shit it's ONLY going to ADD to the Amount you will fucking OWE Me when I SUE Your ass for fucking SLANDER! I STILL Have all of the fucking HARASSING Voice Mail Messages you Left on My fucking Phone in where you Called me "Michigan's Resident COCKSUCKER!" Which that ALSO Constitutes SLANDER, because you KNOW FULLY FUCKING A WELL THAT I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! Even if I was that would be NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! I'm sure you have been Spreading these LIES to the Rest of Our Family about Me "Dealing Drugs" just after Aunt Kathy Passed Away! Yet I KNOW FOR A FACT that if I WAS able to Make it to Port Huron Just to Pay My Respects to Aunt Kathy; you would be shitting your fucking Pants at the sight of Me! I wonder why? Remember that day at what was MY HOME when you Came Over and you Damn Near got your fucking head knocked off? What did your COWARD ass do? Got into your fucking Truck and RAN! Oh not to Worry; if you do show that you have fucking BALLS enough to bring your COWARD ass Out to Mount Morris; I will Have Paramedics On Standby waiting to haul your Limp, Bloody Carcass, out of the Apartment Complex where I call Home, away after I get done with you! I will wrap this Up by saying that I DO NOT fucking Answer to you! In fact; I NEVER HAVE and I NEVER WILL, because you ain't Signing My fucking Paychecques; therefore I hate to bust your fucking bubble but Until you start PAYING Me, I DO NOT ANSWER TO YOU! Now you CAN Settle this Like a Gentleman (which I do not Expect) by cutting me a Checque for $5000.00 for SLANDER! Furthermore You are UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES to Contact ME; Tracey or Harm even 1 Hair on either Tracey or MY Cats! Furthermore; go ahead and Call the fucking Sheriff's Department, because I have the Harassing Voicemails as well as that fucking LIE in where you Called Me a fucking "Dope Dealer" that Tracey Texted to Me! For the Last 40 fucking Years you have attempted to Paint me as the fucking Black Sheep of the Family; well, Guess what? I have NOTHING to be "Sorry" for! When I say DO NOT Contact Me; that means NOT 1 TELEPHONE CALL, NOT 1 EMAIL, NOT 1 FUCKING TEXT MESSAGE; oh wait! I BLOCKED Your # so you CANNOT CALL OR TEXT ME! How do you Like Me now? Rest assured this will be Settled either in a fucking Court of Law or it will be settled here in Mount Morris; and trust Me if You Choose the Latter; you will need to have your fucking teeth fished out of your throat! With that said I am Officially DONE With you! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life's too short to be dragged down by Toxic Influences!