So Many Assholes; So Little Time To Avoid Them!

What better of a time is it when it's time for Michigan's Resident Rocker to sit down in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country; which as all of us know is Canada! Now I have been asked "Why is it that you Promote Canada so Much? Where is your sense of Patriotism?" O.K. Yes; I admit I do express Patriotism to the Canadian Flag and to Canada; because I have Dual Citizenship in both Canada as well as the United States. Yet the American Flag doesn't represent to me or to anybody who has been so fucking Horribly OPPRESSED, under Laws here in the States that CATER to those who have MONEY & CONNECTIONS. Yes I was Born in Port Huron, Michigan on November 30, 1969 @ 3:31 AM; which Makes me an American Citizen by Birth. Now allow me to explain where I Learned that I am also a Canadian Citizen also from the Minute I was Born. The Canadian Immigration And Citizenship Act of 1947 States that Any Individual Born to a Canadian Born Parent; who is a Canadian Citizen at the time of Birth has the Automatic Right of Canadian Citizenship. Yet this was something that I hadn't Known until about 9 Years ago; when I was on the Phone with a Canadian Immigration Officer, and I asked her the Question; because I was barred from entering Canada; because I did a couple things I Regret; when I was Younger; "Would the fact that One of My Parents was Born in Canada make a difference as to My Admissibility?" The Officer Responded "Believe this or Not, you're actually a Canadian Citizen." She then Explained that there was a Law that as yous see I had Referenced that stated that because My Mother was Born in Canada (and she was still what is called a "Resident Alien" at the time I was Born in 1969 as well as My Brother born nearly 3 Years Later in 1972) that I am a Canadian Citizen and since Canada Recognizes Multiple Citizenships. That in essence was a Game Changer! That is something I Look at as a New Lease on Life; because I have Family that Resides in God's Country. Naturally; I felt I needed to get My Citizenship Document and on October 1, 2012; I finally Received it and believe me; that has More Value to Me than even a Bar of Solid 14 Karat Gold! The Only Regret I have was the Fact that I wasn't Born in Canada; if that was the Case then BOTH of My Kids would have the Gift of Canadian Citizenship as their Birthright. Now of course if they wanted to Apply for Canadian Citizenship; they Certainly Can. My Brother is interested in doing this very thing; and I advised him on how to go about that. Yet One thing stands in his way; which is he needs to Obtain a Copy of My Mother's Birth Certificate; now the Problem is; well the Usual Suspect; My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband, One Paul Brown, Jr. Now yous talk about an asshole; who Gives a whole new Meaning to the term asshole! In fact this DRUNK is such a fucking asshole; that there's a Category of asshole that Paul defines on his own! In fact Paul has Proceeded to POISON the very Dynamic of My Family with his Chronic Drinking; and his "Phone Cahonies," this means his "balls" are as big as boulders when he's Hiding behind his Phone! Now of course his "Balls" shrink when he's face to face with Me: and he SHOULD BE Scared to Death of Me! After all this Falling Out was Started by PAUL, Himself, not by Me or My Brother! Paul seems to think that because he Married My Mother that All of Sudden by that Marriage Decree that he's Now the "Family Patriarch!" Blow it out your ass! I may not have spoken to My Biological Father, Roger in over 31 Years; and any Kind of a Reunion with Roger STILL Is Not very High on My List of Priorities (in fact, I Honestly don't know if Roger is still Alive or if he's Now Deceased) and to tell yous the truth; I really ain't in any kind of a hurry to find that shit out! Now it's really funny how Paul PRETENDS to give a flying fuck about My Mother; yet his Words drip with Hypocrisy! Allow me to give yous a Case in Point; now he did this shit to BOTH My Brother and I; Now I didn't get around to Calling My Mother on Mother's Day in 2016; a stupid fucking HALLMARK HOLIDAY! Yet it's amazing that Paul seems to think that the "Rules" that apply to everybody else simply DO NOT APPLY TO HIM! And of course he started with the fucking HARASSING LATE NIGHT Phone Calls and Texts to My Phone; of course to attempt to Intimidate Me; well that was the final fucking Straw! I Guess as a Humans Being; I AM NOT ALLOWED to be HUMAN and Make Mistakes or simply be too busy with My Job at that time to acknowledge a stupid HALLMARK HOLIDAY! Pardon the fuck out of Me for Not being "PERFECT" Like you Claim to be you fucking DRUNK! I don't even get bent out of Shape if either One of My Kids doesn't Call Me or send me a Message on Father's Day; to Me that also is a stupid fucking HALLMARK HOLIDAY! BIG fucking DEAL if that didn't Happen! What really amazes me is how he acts as if he's the "Perfect Husband," yet Let's Put that under a Microscope; Now it seems as if he seems to think I answer to him! Ha! Ha! What a fucking JOKE! I mean he ain't Signing My Paychecques; therefore I don't even Owe him the Sweat off of My Balls; if he was dying of thirst! After all the ONLY People I "Answer to" are the People who are above Me at Anchor Wiping Cloth! Now I guess their attitude is when I am not in their Truck; they don't really Care what I do! Now I Never thought these People, aside from My Hockey Brothers are in essence My Family. Now of course, I still talk to My Brother, My Kids, My Niece, Caylee, who turns 13 Later this Month. As well as My Cousin, Carl, in God's Country. But to the Extent that this Falling Out became an all out WAR; is the Weekend that My Then-Girlfriend, Brittany; got Busted for having 4 Xanax Pills in her Purse and My Car got Impounded! I mean what the fuck was I supposed to do? Search her fucking Purse for any "Contraband? Go through her Phone without her Permission? If I was to do that I would be facing Down Steve Wilkos, a Former Chicago, Illinois Police Officer, on his Show for exactly that! Even though I had Suspected that she was USING Drugs, I simply Could Not PROVE that! Yet I ain't no Gambling Man, however am willing to Wager that Paul Regularly Rifles through My Mother's Purse and Goes through Her Phone; because he CONTROLS Her; and she can't break free from his Control! Now Paul doesn't even NEED Liquor to be added to be an Instant Asshole! But of course since he cannot fucking Cope with Life's Problems without Liquor; well that only Compounded the asshole factor that I have had to put up with for the Last 4 Years! Now how's this for a fucking Double Standard that he exhibits? Now allow me to ask yous who read these Manifestos so religiously this Question; and Please be Honest when yous answer it: What fucking Business is it of Paul's that my fucking Car got Impounded? What fucking Business is it of Paul's whether I had a Girlfriend at the Time? The short answer is It ain't NONE OF HIS FUCKING BUSINESS! Now this shit really cracks me up he had the fucking Audacity to send me a Text (before I blocked his ass on Facebook as well as his Phone #) that said "You're not supposed to have a Girlfriend when you're Married!" All Right; if that's the fucking Case; why is it that it's O.K. for you, Paul to go fuck your Own Grandson's Mother (and Possibly Father a Child with her) while Married to My Mother? Who the fuck are you? The Morality Police? Fuck you! There ain't no such damn thing! The Closest thing to that are Vice Cops; and I have yet to Meet one of those damn CHURCH COPS! Yet you seem to think that you have the RIGHT to Call Me a "Dope Dealer" when you KNOW FULLY GOD DAMN WELL that I ain't NEVER HAD a DAMN THING TO DO WITH DRUGS In My Life! Then you take a Play out of YOUR Uncle Roger's Playbook and Quote the Bible to engage in BULLYING against Me? Practice what you Preach, Hypocrite! Now here's a really funny story I damn near keep forgetting this shit; he Once Tried to BAN Me from Facebook; as if he OWNS that site, for what? This is a good one; because  he gets a burr up his DRUNK ass whenever I Post a Manifesto; in where I tell him to Mind His Own Business! He even threatened to Prosecute Me if I "Didn't Get Off Of Facebook." Hey, asshole; when did yous Change your Name to Mark Zuckerberg? Even if you were him; I STILL WILL NOT Delete My Account!! Free Speech is My RIGHT Given to me by an Authority Higher than Mr. Government of the United States of Donald Trump! Tell me something, Paul, you say how you QUOTE: "Love Your Wife," O.K. How did you show that "Love" for My Mother when you fucked Your Own Grandson's Mother?  Go ahead and keep DENYING it; because you ain't got to Answer to me! Because I simply don't Give a fuck; whether you fucked My Nephew's Mother or ANY Woman, Other than My Mother! Because Other People's Relationships and or Marriages are simply NOT MY PLACE to Get Involved! Allow me to give yous an example: My Cousin, Carl and his Lovely Wife, Nanette. Now this is a Couple that by Most Appearances appear to be "Soulmates," and Most anybody would assume that neither one would stray from One another. Now I have been asked "If you know that a Friend of yours is 'Cheating' on His/Her Spouse and or Insignificant Other would you get involved? Is there any Reason why I should? Let's assume that Carl was to stray away from Nanette; I WOULD NOT Get Involved; because that would be between the 2 of them! Now I admit that I ain't No Angel; I Never said I was! I admit I fucked at Least 22 Different Women since I was Married to My Now Ex-Wife; But hey, I'm a Man and of course if any Woman Offered me a Chance to Have Sex with her; My Instincts end up taking over! Now My beliefs on Monogamy in Humans Being are Rather well Documented. Yet Carl and Nanette are the exception to this Rule; and hey if it Works for them, then Great! Of course I don't know if any other Woman has ever Tempted Carl to Stray away from Nanette or not; and Quite frankly; I don't really Care if that did happen! I ain't Never going to Claim some "Moral High Ground" because I admit; as a Loyal Leykis 101 Student, Moral Issues are not my forte. Case in Point, My Neighbor; has been involved with a Guy who Lives about 2 Hours from here; and I admit I do Like her! Yet whether something has the Potential to Develop between her and Me; I can't say! But I don't believe I can weigh in On this Relationship that she's Involved in; of course I'm always willing to Listen to her and be somebody she can confide in; but I don't want to be the Target of a Possible Scorned Boyfriend's Wrath! So; I'll simply step back and just be there if she needs a Friend or whatever else she may see me as. In fact she is in essence one of Maybe only about Maybe 20 People who know Me, Personally since I Moved to Mount Morris. But that brings me back to Paul; This past Week, My Aunt Kim (Paul's Sister) said she was going to "Block" Me on Facebook; because of the fact that I Gave Paul 30 Days to RETRACT His LIES about Me being a "Dope Dealer" that he's been Spreading around Port Huron for the Last 4 fucking Years; otherwise I WILL Be Taking his DRUNK ass to Small Claims Court for SLANDER and HARASSMENT. Now of course I issued that Chance for Him to RETRACT these fucking LIES in Last Week's Manifesto; Now 7 Days has Passed and Of course No Retraction, because Paul seems to think he's "PERFECT" and "MAKES NO MISTAKES!" Blow that Out your ass as well! Now as far as Aunt Kim is concerned; does it Look Like I give a fuck as to whether she "Blocks" me or not? I get it; Paul is her Brother and she Probably feels Morally Obligated to defend the asshole; no matter how Out of Line he steps! I mean he could Murder My Mother and of course Aunt Kim will Defend him! Now I will say this to you, Aunt Kim; If you want to Continue to ENABLE Paul's Drinking and Possibly allow him to spiral to an Early Alcohol Induced Death; then that's On YOU, Not ME! Now don't get me wrong; I Like to Drink a Beer or 2 when I go to a Flint Firebirds Hockey Game or after a Game that I am Playing in. But I don't "HAVE TO HAVE IT Every fucking waking Minute of every damn day! Yet the "Almighty" Paul seems to think that he has the RIGHT to HARASS ME even after I told him that he was Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES to ever fucking Contact Me; again! But I guess some People cannot Comprehend ANY Part of DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN! Or English is this asshole's Second Language! I admit I don't know a Lot of Drunkenese; even though I have spoken several Words in that Language whenever I got Hammered! You see; I admit I have had Nights when I had a few too Many beers in My System; Case In Point New Year's Eve going into 2013 (the Very Year My Daughter, Marjorie Graduated from Port Huron Northern High School, 25 Years after I Graduated from that Same School; How Ironic, eh?). My Then Wife and I went to My Now Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly's House in London, Ontario (this was when I actually was getting along with Kelly, before she got in touch with her Inner Pro-Republican SNOB) I Poured at Least 12 Beers into My System and became a One Man Rock Concert for a Captive Audience of 2! God! Good Times! But Man did I ever Pay for that the Next Morning! But hey, There ain't very Many Things that Taste better than Cold Canadian Beer! There ain't very Many Feelings Worse than a Hangover; well, Physically that is! I felt Like I was puking up an Open Sewer the Morning After! Yet I Generally am not Mean or Aggressive when I get Hammered! Now of course I can't single out Just 1 asshole; as I have said there are so many assholes that there are too many of them to List; yet I will Target a Rather Famous asshole; because not Only is he DICTATOR, Donald Trump's Biggest Enabler as far as Trump's TREASONOUS, CRIMINAL Acts; but this asshole has been fucking the "American People" since He assumed Office damn near 36 Years ago! I am referring to None other than Senate "Majority Leader," Mitch McConnell a Republican from Kentucky; one of the POOREST States in the USA; yet this asshole is one of the RICHEST Bags of shit; in the Entire Congress! Now of course he's fucked the "American People" by RIGGING the Impeachment Trial of DICTATOR, Donald Trump; who's a Major Lifelong asshole in his Own Right! But McConnell Now has made his Intentions CRYSTAL CLEAR to fuck the "American People" Out of another $1200.00 Economic Recovery Payment; despite the FACT he Voted to Give the Airlines as well as Several Corporations Billion Dollar Golden Parachutes so these fucking CRIMINAL Corporations can engage in Stock Buybacks as well as Giving their Greedy CEOs Lavish Bonuses; while shitting on the Workers who Make these Corporations their Billions of $$$$$$! Now I shall share with yous an article on the Crimes of Moscow Mitch; yous can access this article by going to www.chicagonow.com or do a Google Search by typing in The Case for the Removal of Moscow Mitch: Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is the Quintessential crook and he wears it like a badge of honor. He is everything you loathe about corrupt Politicians and more.
We can make this case anywhere along the course of Mitch's Career, but Let's start in January 2009, when he announced that his sole purpose for the following 4 years would be to block anything coming out of the Obama White House.
The Majority Leader of the United States Senate said he would abdicate all of the duties incumbent upon him as an elected official to derail the Presidency of a duly Elected Barack Obama, the only ostensible rationale being that the man was black.
Mitch thereupon forfeited the right to use the word obstruction in any of its forms other than as it pertains to himself.
Obstructing at every turn, Mitch still failed to limit President Obama to one term.
In February 2016, Senior Associate Justice of the Court, Antonin Scalia died in his sleep. This was the 4th year of President Obama's 2nd Term.
In accordance with his Constitutionally mandated duty, President Obama nominated the eminently Qualified Chief Judge of the D.C. Court of Appeals, Merrick Garland to replace Scalia.
Garland, a graduate of Harvard University and Harvard Law School was nominated to the appellate court by Bill Clinton in January 1997 and confirmed by a Republican controlled Senate just 2 months later by a 76-23 vote.
He became Chief Judge of the D.C. Circuit Court in 2013.
Though well prepared for his meetings with Senators, Garland was denied a Senate hearing and a Confirmation Vote.
Mitch's unprecedented (and bullshit) reason for blocking Garland's nomination was that the American people should get to weigh in on the next Supreme Court Justice.The flaw in that LIE is that the American People had already weighed in (twice, in fact), electing Barack Obama to do all things Presidential throughout his tenure.
Those Presidential duties specifically included filling Supreme Court Vacancies.
Only 55 Federal Appellate Judgeships were filled during President Obama's Presidency because of Mitch's obstructionism.
Mitch is a ruthless, conniving, corrupt Liar.  He spent 8 years trying to destroy the Legitimate Presidency of a decent man and now enables a fake Presidency and a Criminal Enterprise being run out of the Oval Office.
Mitch has his own pipeline to Moscow, but for your reading pleasure, I have deleted about 400 words here detailing that. Check with Google.
In June 2016 Mitch said that it's pretty obvious (Trump) doesn't know a lot about the issues.
Since then, Mitch has eviscerated the U.S. Senate, turning it into a rubber stamp for Trump's Judicial Nominees, all supplied by the Federalist Society.
Since 2018 Mitch has buried hundreds of bills passed by the Democratic controlled House, most of them bipartisan.
Mitch puts nothing before the Senate that is not pre-approved by Little Donnie, obliterating the separation of powers carefully constructed by the Founding Fathers.
With articles of impeachment heading to the Senate, Mitch is required to assume a new role, that of impartial Juror in the trial of Little Donnie Trump (LDT).
Can you imagine the jury foreman in a trial taking orders from the Defendant?
It is incomprehensible as to what rules, protocol, oath or precedent is guiding Mitch, but he has clearly gone rogue. Or nuts.
His actions are in complete defiance of the Constitution, the rule of law, common decency and the interests of the United States of America.
It should surprise no one that Mitch's defense of Trump putting the screws to Ukraine falls in line with Russia's Eastern European agenda.
Mitch is not without cohorts, co-conspirators and accomplices.
Barr, Pompeo, Pence, Nunes, Meadows, Jordan and Collins are just some of the names on that list. You can throw in Hannity, Limbaugh, Pirro and Carlson for good measure.
But I digress.
We were talking about making a case for the (disappearance) of Mitch McConnell.  How are we doing so far? As Andrew Dice Clay was Quoted in the Movie The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane "So Many assholes; so few bullets!" Well, I ain't one to encourage Inciting Violence; yet I will say this; there are all too many assholes in this World; and there's so Little Time to avoid them all! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying assholes are all around us; how yous deal with them is entirely on Yous!