Michigan's Resident Rocker Will NEVER Stop Exposing Family Courts............

Here it is; another Manifesto from Your Favorite Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten, that's Right, Michigan's Resident Rocker is about to strike again! And May I say the Privilege is ALL YOURS! Now what could possibly be on My Twisted, Tormented Mind? Where should I begin? Well; something I Never would have Imagined Occurring ended up Happening; which is the AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR Wannabe, Donald Trump was shot! This Occurred in the Western Pennsylvania Town of Butler; which appears to be about 60 Niles North of Pittsburgh. and believe me; as Much as I HATE Donald Trump; and trust me I HATE only 1 Motherfucker more than I HATE Trump; and that's My Family's version of this Wannabe DICTATOR; 1 Paul Brown, Jr. Or should I say Paul PUTIN? Now I KNOW MY Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly is in TEARS Learning that her Beloved "President" Donald Trump was shot! While Trump was Spouting his usual Barrage of LIES; somebody Fired 4 shots at the very Stage Trump was spouting his Vitriolic Hate Filled LIES; 1 of the 4 Bullets fired sawed its way through Trump's Right ear; yet the REAL Tragic Part was 2 Innocent Rally Attendees didn't get to Go Home, Last Night; in fact they will NEVER AGAIN get to go Home. Now I ain't Really Surprised that Trump was Targeted for an Assassination Attempt; I'm certain that Most ANY Politician; Regardless of Party Affiliation has a Target on his/her back! I assume it's safe to say that if this Gunman; was seeking his "15 Minutes of Fame," He Got it before he got his Lights turned out for Good. As I have said in a Previous Manifesto; I ain't a Huge Fan of President Joe Biden; yet Violence is NEVER a Viable answer for ANY Kind of Problem; whether it's Political or Otherwise. Personally; I STILL want to see this 34 time Convicted FELON headed for Prison where Trump BELONGS! Now Allow me top ask all of you this, My Friends; If I Had Gotten Convicted of 34 Felonies; for LYING about Paying Off an Adult Film Star that I fucked; while My Old Lady was in the Hospital Giving Birth to My Son; so that the Voters would not hear about something so Scandalous; so I could STEAL an Election. I would be Rotting Away in a Prison! (Let the Record Reflect; among the 62 Different Women I have had sex with in My Lifetime, so far) ANY NONE of them happened to be an Adult Film Actresses. Sorry, I Can't seem to get THAT Lucky! Not to mention had I been found LIABLE for Sexually Assaulting ANY Woman; I don't give a Damn who that is; and furthermore; I don't give a damn if she happens to be someone who has a History of Inventing accusations of this sort so she can Drag Me into Court to attempt to Win a LOTTO Lawsuit against me; why the hell would I take that risk? It simply ain't worth it! So by No Means am I Celebrating an attempt on the Life of even perhaps the Most VILE Excuse for a Human's Being; Regardless of whether it's Donald Trump or Paul PUTIN! Now don't get me wrong; if either of these Piles of Rat Shit were to drop dead; I wouldn't be in a Celebratory Mood! Yet, with Paul PUTIN; I would go to the Funeral Home; Pull My dick out and PISS ALL OVER his Dead Carcass! And I simply won't give a flying fuck; what ANY Member of My So-Called "Family" thinks! Now of course His Sister, Kim; seems to think she can bar me from the Funeral Home when he drops dead! Well, "Cousin" Kim, you and whose fucking Army is going to STOP ME from Giving this DRUNK the Disrespectful Sendoff he so Richly DESERVES? Challenge ACCEPTED! Because Now that My Mother's Life could Possibly Drawing to a Close (and I HAVE TO be Honest with yous; I have NO WAY of Knowing this at all) since Paul PUTIN, CONTROLS the flow of Information from 3534 Teeple Avenue in Fort Gratiot, Michigan. Even IF My Mother were to Pass Away; I Probably have NO WAY of Knowing that until Long since after the fact! Yes; I will be Upset if this is the Case; however since she CHOSE the DRUNK (Her ALCOHOLIC Husband) over her 2 SONS; I Decided that I can NO LONGER Maintain ANY Kind of a Relationship with My Mother; because she Wouldn't Stand Up to her Husband and DEMAND that he QUIT DRINKING ALCOHOL! Not to mention that since she had Decided that Getting DRUNK was FAR MORE IMPORTANT than being With My Kids in their Time of Need (Little Backstory; this was in December of 2017; when My Kids' Mother, Melisa Scramlin, was Laying in a Hospital Bed @ McLaren Pork Huron Hospital, dying from a Ruptured Aneurysm) Yet; despite the Long Negative History between Melisa and I; all the while as My Kids were Growing Up; I SHOWED UP and I said My Final Goodbyes to her; what the hell is Paul PUTIN'S Excuse? Was it because he KNEW he wasn't getting any Pussy from her? What's My Mother's Excuse? At Least I DON'T HAVE TO Come Up with an "Excuse" for why I wasn't "There" for My Kids in their Time of Need; even though I had a Long, Negative History with their Mother. Which Leads into the Main Topic; which is not all that Unusual, in where I Rail against a foe that I had been at War with for 20 Years of My Life the Friend of the CUNT! Now here in My Home State of Michigan; which is what Family Courts are Known as are the Most CORRUPT, Most EVIL Organized Crime Syndicates; that Most ANY Family has been Plagued by! Now What Makes Family Courts so VILE? Well, it's very Basic; Title IV-D. This Law, Introduced in 1970; Provides Federal Funding for EVERY Family Court Unit in all 50 States; for every Child "Support" Case they "Enforce." The Friend of the CUNT Solely Defines the "Best Interests" of Children; the Most INNOCENT VICTIM of Divorce and or Family Breakups in terms of MONEY! Family Court Units Encourage Plaintiffs (Usually Single and or Divorced Mothers) to LIE about Domestic Violence, Stalking, Child Abuse against Usually the Fathers of these Children; and this Secures More Title IV-D Federal Funding for these Family Court Units! Now Of course I Resented My Mother Divorcing My Father, back in 1979. Now she would spoon feed My Now Late Brother and I a Gigantic Scoop of Pure BULLSHIT of "I did this for you both." Come on! Let's Cut through the bullshit; My Mother did this for her Own SELFISH Reasons! Sure; I did Witness My Father Physically Assault My Mother during a Couple of Their Numerous Arguments however; My Attitude is If Yous have NO INTENTION of Staying Together "Till Death Do Yous Part;" then why in the Name of a 4 Hour fuck are yous Bringing Children into a TOXIC Relationship and or Marriage? I wish I could ask My Parents this Very Question. Of course; when I was with Melisa Scramlin; I Made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that I DID NOT want to have Children; unless We were going to be together to Raise them until My Son, Jonathan (My Youngest Child) Turned 18. Because once you Bring Children Into the World; there ain't No Turning back the Clock; once that Happens! Now, of course I expect Paul PUTIN to chime in with LIES of how I'm a "Deadbeat Dad" because I Resented up to HALF of Each My Paychecques over that 20 Year Span would be STOLEN and Awarded to Melisa Scramlin with NO HAVING TO ACCOUNT for where that Money Goes! In these FEMINIST KANGAROO COURTS; Defendants, Usually Fathers are Treated Like ATMs, and Quite Frequently are Demonized as "Deadbeats." Now of course This is a Buzzword that Family Courts Use to Make Plaintiffs appear to be "Victims!" Now Since My 32 Year Old Nephew, Cody has 2 Sons of His Own; I Hope he NEVER Get's Caught Up in the CORRUPT Friend of the CUNT System! Because he would End Up Learning the Hard Way; the Very Nightmare of what His Now Late Father Dealt with as well as what I dealt with as he and My Kids were Growing Up! Dr. Phil Mc Graw often says "NEVER ask a Child to solve an Adult Problem!" Quite Often as My Brother and I were Growing Up, My Father would Complain and Demand to Know where ALL of the "Support" Money went. Fast Forward to When My Kids were Growing Up; I would often wonder that Myself. As a "Child of Divorce" and or a Family Breakup; I can Tell yous I CERTAINLY to HELL NEVER DID "Benefit" from My Parents' Divorce in 1979? Do any of yous Honestly Think I "enjoyed" Going from the Home I Grew Up In to a Foreign Space for 2 Days a Week? Do yous Honestly think My Kids "enjoyed" that? Do yous think My Nephew "enjoyed" that as he was Growing Up? From My Own Perspective; I can Tell yous I CERTAINLY didn't Like it at all! Now to Paul PUTIN; I fucking CHALLENGE you to Read a Copy of Friend Of The Court Enemy Of The Family Written By Carol Rhodes a Former Kent County, Michigan Friend of the CUNT "Support Enforcement" Officer. But since you CAN'T READ ANYTHING above a 3rd Grade Level; Perhaps that would be simply a Waste of Time; so on that Topic I say SHUT THE FUCK UP! In fact Let's Just say that a Scenario that My Nephew's Mother CONFIRMED Never Did Occur, you DRUNK! Because since Every Word that Spews Out of the Filthy SEWER under your Nose ain't NOTHING BUT LIES! Why the fuck should I Believe a damn word you say? But Let's assume that You Actually DID end up being the Father of My Nephew's Half Sister, Brianna? How the fuck would you Explain that away to My Mother; whom you KNOW is so Damn INSECURE about her Place in the Life of ANY Man she was Involved with? I Mean first of all an Affair; then Being Named as the "Father" of her Child and being Slapped with a Paternity Suit? Now what would you say? And Most of All; the ONLY 2 People whose Opinions of what Kind of a Father I was and for the Most Part I STILL am that REALLY MATTERS; are MY Daughter and MY Son! I DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE a Damn Thing to you at all! Anybody else can state their Opinions about whether I was a "Good Father" or not doesn't Mean a Damn Thing to me at all! Are you simply JEALOUS of the FACT that MY Kids Resisted YOUR efforts to POISON them against Me? Or better yet; what if 1 of the Many Lot Lizards that you PAID Several Thousands of $$$$$$$ to have Sex with while yous were away from Home found you and Slapped your DRUNK ass with a Paternity Suit? How will you Explain that? Would you Change your tune? I HIGHLY Doubt it! Especially since you NEVER Fathered a Child in your Life! In fact you ain't even FIT to Raise a DOG! Let alone a Human Child! I shall share an Article that Spells Out the FACTS about Family Court Systems; It can be found at the Foundation For Victims Of Family Courts which can be accessed by going to www.fcvfc.org. Here it is: Corruption, fraud, racketeering, and child trafficking—these activities have overtaken the functioning of family courts over the past 50 years due to the false narratives fed to the courts via the concept of Parental Alienation, a counterintuitive, anti-scientific concept concocted by Richard Gardner, MD.
Court actors including Judges, officers of the court, attorneys, and court-appointed professionals regularly promote corrupt practices not because of a failure in their understanding, but precisely because they do understand the personal benefit of the cottage industry created by parental alienation and all the opportunities to generate fees that come along with it. Courts have weaponized child support and created a new rich pipeline of child alimony payments forged through regulations that incentivize child support payments.
When hundreds and thousands of dollars are given as retainer fees, the money operates not as a retainer, but as a slush fund for excessive payouts to influence the court.
One key way court actors gain the payouts they desire is by using the protective order as a sort of poison pill in the documentation of a case. Evidence of criminal activity on the part of an abusive parent can be rendered inadmissible if critical documents are altered or by controlling exactly who signs protective orders as witnesses or who signs the affidavits that expose the heinous crimes committed against children.
In many cases, protective orders are not signed off by the author of the statements but are signed by an individual who was not only not the author but was someone who specifically could not have attested to the crimes reported in the protective order.
An incorrect signature can silence the voices of children who are fully capable of providing credible, detailed, compelling testimony. This signature manipulation is often used as another ploy in the arsenal of criminal activity enacted by juvenile, dependency, and family courts.
While there can be useful theories in understanding Domestic Violence and abuse, it is the opinion of the experts of the Foundation for Child Victims of the Family Courts that these distract attention from the real horror of the trafficking of children through family courts. By trafficking, I mean specifically that children are regularly being transferred from protective parents into the custody of abusers—not simply abusers—but unqualified individuals whose unconscionable behavior would have exacted long-term criminal incarceration if these cases had been brought to criminal court. Instead, their crimes are not litigated because of no-fault divorce in family court.
Medical, psychiatric, legal, and forensic providers work in a symbiotic relationship to protect the real predators in the Court, namely Judges. Corrupt Judges are served by a cadre of corrupt providers who pretend to be unaware of the damages they are inflicting on helpless children and protective parents. In a legal system held to be sacrosanct and revered as part of the United States Constitution, the corrupt collect their winnings and leave the victims to howl in torment, stripped of credibility, character, careers, reputations, their financial resources, and often their sanity.
Others like me who speak truth to power have suffered greatly but continue to fight and to write about the atrocities that have occurred and continue to occur in courts across the United States. We are fully aware of similar atrocities in Canada, the UK, and other countries around the world. While we have prior success in other countries, including the Ivory Coast and Russia, our focus is on calling out the corruption in American courts.
Among the issues that contribute to the problem is the willingness of intellectuals and professionals to act as apologists for courtroom corruption.
The Foundation for Child Victims of the Family Courts does not hesitate to call out names in dealing with the fraud, corruption, racketeering, and multiple cases of abuse of specific individuals. This is vastly different from the hypocritical virtue signaling of the social dilettantes who simply sprinkle words like “Coercive Control” and “Domestic Violence,” as if that verbal fairy dust will make a difference in forces at work in family court corruption. The rich and famous reveal only narcissistic hubris when they seek to enhance their celebrity status by standing aloof from the needs while trotting out the tragic stories of rich and famous professionals who have committed suicide or sought assisted suicide when impacted by the transfer of custody of their children to the isolation of a horrendous abuser. Dilettantes abuse the tragedy of suicide when they use it in a hypocritical, self-serving way while doing nothing to stop family court corruption. This the experts of the FCVFC cannot stomach.
On June 5, an article was published by Connecticut Protective Moms—”Family Court Drives Mother to Suicide.” While the death of anyone who has been subject to great cruelty and the misfortune of losing children to an abuser is an enormous tragedy, that tragedy is compounded when the authors and supporters of publications fail to address the actual culprits—the Judges who are responsible for court orders to traffic children into the hands of abusers. Judges in Connecticut have been accused by the FCVFC of consciously collaborating with an internationally infamous child-trafficking ring known as the barber shops. Now, Paul PUTIN; you better Hope and PRAY that NONE of the Lot Lizards You PAID Several Thousands of $$$$$$$ to just to have sex with them or You better Hope that the Condoms you Used with these Hookers didn't Break; because trust Me, I WILL LAUGH MY ASS OFF if ANY 1 of them Finds you and Slaps Your ass with a fucking Paternity Suit! How do you Like me Now, Mr. PUTIN? I Guess this will PROVE, BEYOND The Shadow of a Doubt that you ain't "PERFECT" as you Claim to be! 1 final Question I need to ask is; How does it feel to know you had to BUY the "Love" and or "Respect" of your "Grandson?" is that what you HAD TO DO in order for Cody to Want ANYTHING TO DO with a DRUNK, Like YOU? What's the NEXT SLANDEROUS LIE you're going to Spread about me? Are you going to COACH My Late Brother's Grandsons into saying "Uncle Michigan's Resident Rocker Inappropriately 'Touched' them?" Only YOU would be so SICK to Accuse Me of such a Horrific Crime! I'll have you know, ASSHOLE, I HAVE NOT Seen My Nephew's Oldest Son since My Late Brother was STILL among us! And I NEVER MET His Youngest Son! And YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I NEVER DID and NEVER WILL abuse ANY Child! If My Nephew, Cody, who by the way is 32 Years Old WANTS TO have a Relationship with Uncle Michigan's Resident Rocker; he CAN Have that! Oh! What are you going to do in order to PREVENT That? Cut Him off from his "Inheritance?" As you can CLEARLY See; I am doing JUST FINE without Your ILL-Begotten Money and Most of all, Mr. PUTIN; I'm doing even better Without Your APPROVAL! Until Next Time, My Friends; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying If we all Band together to Rescind Title IV-D; we Can Put Corrupt Family Court Systems such as the Friend of the CUNT Out of Business!

How Would A Michigan's Resident Rocker Presidency Shape Up............

Quite Interesting that Your Favorite Foul Minded, Gutter Mouthed Rocker from the Great Mitten we all know and Love as Michigan; would Weigh in on whatever it is that is on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; yet here I am again. Like it or not. So; what could Possibly be on My Mind? Well; I shall Happily Respond to that very Question. Now as we all Know; this is a "Holiday" weekend here in Donald Trump's "America." But don't fall for the extreme bullshit being Spoon Fed to yous by the Corporate Media. As we all know Donald Trump; a FAT, DISGUSTING COWARDLY, AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR Wannabe is Making another Run for the White House; Much to the Delight of My 1 Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly; who by the way is FABULOUSLY WEALTHY; by Means of STEALING My Now Late Former Father-In-Law's FABULOUS WEALTH! But before I get to the heart of what the Title of this Manifesto is; I shall not disappoint yous; because if yous seem to think that I am through with My Family's Version of Donald Trump; that being the DRUNK; 1 Paul Brown, Jr. Trust Me; I ain't nowhere close to Running out of Ammunition to use against that asshole. So Get yourself your favorite snack, a Cold Drink and Get Ready because I am FAR FROM THROUGH with this Shitstain on My Family! What's Really Interesting is Recently, My Mother; whom I have not spoken to in the Last 8 Years (I Wonder why?) Had Accepted a Facebook Friend Request from My Wife, Jennifer. Now I find this to be very Interesting because her ALCOHOLIC Husband; yes, that COWARDLY PISS ANT, Paul, had the very fucking NERVE to Launch COWARDLY, BASELESS PERSONAL VERBAL ATTACKS against My Wife; Mind you Jennifer has NEVER EVEN MET this DRUNK! Yet; I am certain he has had Many a Sexual Fantasy about My Wife (and why not? My Wife is the CLOSEST THING to what I would Call the "Perfect Woman, or at Least for me that is). Yet, Paul has had Sexual Fantasies about A Large Number of Women that either My Late Brother or I have been Involved with. Yet; when these Women end up rebuffing Paul's Sexual Advances towards them; he TURNS on them and Launches COWARDLY, BASELESS PERSONAL VERBAL ATTACKS against them! So I guess it only seems fitting that he would Target My Wife! Yet what GIVES him the RIGHT to Verbally Attack a Woman he has NEVER EVEN MET? And over what? Her Physical Appearance? Because she has a Little bit of a "Weight Problem?" Who, Paul, the fuck do you think you are? I Happen to LOVE Jennifer; and I don't give a Damn whether she's Carrying a Few Extra Pounds or not! And Trust Me; I have Dated Women who have a "Super Model Type body; A Prime Example was a Woman Named Brittany; who is 20 Years Younger than Me. Now Most Men would be very envious to have someone Like this on his arm; yet believe me; My Relationship with Brittany was a Year Long Nightmare! How so? Well; for those of yous who Binge Watched the TV Show, "Intervention," then yous can Relate all too well. As I had Discovered, Brittany is a DRUG ADDICT (Much Like My 1st Wife, Carrie). Now because Brittany is very Physically Attractive, and I admit, I was Spellbound by her Looks, even though I had Long Suspected that she's Nothing BUT Trouble! She even had a Boyfriend that she was Actively Seeing behind My Back; and this Goofball was No Better than Brittany, herself. Now I ain't going to Re-Litigate My Relationship with Brittany; because this would be a huge waste of My Time! Yet Paul, being the JEALOUS, INSECURE Little Boy who simply WON'T Grow Up; stuck his Nose in where it DID NOT BELONG! Perhaps Paul was JEALOUS; because he KNEW He wouldn't get any pussy from Brittany (Oddly Enough; I didn't either, mostly because I REFUSED to PAY for it!) Now don't get me wrong, there ain't NOTHING Wrong with a Man PAYING for Sex; but with My Logic, a Man SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY his "Girlfriend" to have Sex with her! Now Let's think about this; if I was to PAY a Woman to have Sex with her; why the hell would I want to establish a Relationship with her? That don't make a Lot of sense! Allow me to ask yous this: What Business is it of Paul Brown, Jr. How Many times I have been Married? Now allow the Record to Reflect that I have been Married 3 Times; not the 4 That Paul Claims! Even so; why is this ANY of his fucking Concern? Now Let's also set the Record Straight; I WAS NEVER Married to Melisa Anne Scramlin; Yes; I was ENGAGED to be Married to her; I also did have 2 Children with her. Those being My 29 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie, and My 27 Year Old Son, Jonathan. Yet, Melisa and I NEVER Made it to the Altar to be Married as a Couple. I ended up Marrying Carrie, My 1st Wife, and what a COLOSSAL Mistake that turned out to be! Thank God I NEVER had ANY Children with that SLUT! Tracey, My Now Ex-Wife and I STILL Get Along very well; she Helped Me, along with Melisa Raise My Daughter and My Son. Now what REALLY Pisses Me off is Paul; the ONLY Man My Kids Knew as "Grandpa" for a Majority of their Lives (Little Backstory, Their Maternal Grandfather, Dale L. Scramlin, Sr.) Passed Away when Maggie was only 4 Years old and Jonathan was only 2. So I don't know how much of a Memory they have of their Maternal Grandfather. I admit, I don't have any Memory of My Maternal Grandfather (Not My Biological One that is) and I Barely knew My Paternal Grandfather, because he Passed Away when I was only 6 Years Old. Yet Paul; this BULLY who Likes to use his ILL-Begotten Wealth (Mind yous he obtained this by Means of an Insurance Settlement from a Truck Accident that he as determined by the Iowa State Police to be AT FAULT for in which he was Severely Injured) And was Subsequently FIRED from his Job as a Result; as a WEAPON to demand that everybody in his Orbit Kiss his ass and Soothe His fucking Wounded EGO; otherwise, be CUT OFF! Well; at Least 1 Member of My Family will stand to "Inherit" the House that I Grew Up in; as well as the Vehicles he Drives; and the Whole Ball of Wax. Well; I SIMPLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN about ANY of that shit!Must be Nice to have BOUGHT the "Love" of My 32 Year Old Nephew, Cody, to that I say Good For Him! I am very Happy Living in Genesee County, Michigan. After all; I Met My Wife here; I'm at Peace Living in Mount Morris; and I Plan on being here until the Almighty, Himself Calls me to be on the Stairway To Heaven! Now to this day; I have NO Idea as to whether or Not My Mother is still alive. Because the "Almighty PAUL" CONTROLS the flow of Information from that very House on Teeple Avenue in Fort Gratiot Township. I highly Doubt I will even be allowed to Say "Goodbye" to My Own Mother once her time Comes to Leave this World; much Like he DENIED Me MY RIGHT to say "Goodbye" to My Now Late Brother! I am Hopeful that Cody hasn't been POISONED against Me and or against My Kids; because this "Inheritance" doesn't Mean a Damn thing to me at all! AS I have PROVEN for the Last 8 Years is I Can Live Just Fine WITHOUT Paul Brown, Jr's. Money and I can especially Live JUST FINE Without his APPROVAL! What's the Next Tactic that DRUNK will Launch against me? Would he COACH My Late Brother's Grandsons into saying that I "Inappropriately Touched them?" This is something I WOULD NOT Put Past Paul! After all for the LAST 8 fucking YEARS he has been PUBLICLY Calling Me a "Drug Dealer" and a "Homosexual;" even though he KNOWS NONE of that shit is the LEAST BIT "Truthful!" Now, onto the Main Topic; As yous all know; I have Followed Politics in essence for the Last 24 Years a Lot Closer than Most People would and there's a Reason for it; because in November of this Year there's another Election; and of course the 2 Candidates are President Joe Biden and Wannabe, AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR, Donald Trump; a COWARDLY DRAFT DODGER; who IS a CONVICTED FELON (34 Felony Convictions for Falsifying Business Records) after PAYING $130,000.00 to an Adult Film Actress Quiet; while his Old Lady; an ILLEGAL ALIEN from some Eastern European Country, was having a fucking "Anchor Baby", to keep her ass in the fucking Country. Now how can ANYBODY explain away 34 Felony Convictions and say you're "Fit For This Country's Highest Office?" Not to mention this VILE, DISGUSTING EXCUSE for a Life Form has also been found Liable for Sexually Assaulting a Woman; yet there are Those who INSIST on SUPPORTING This CON ARTIST! To that I say if yous want to Support a Wannabe DICTATOR; then by all Means, Support him. If yous want to Vote for this TRAITOR; who Incited an Insurrection after LOSING the 2020 Election; then by all Means Vote for his ass! Don't allow Me to stop yous from Voting for whoever yous WANT TO Vote for Now don't get me Wrong; I ain't very Excited about the Job President Biden has done; however; I can Sleep Knowing that I ain't going to be FORCED to do any shit against My Will! Should Trump STEAL the 2024 Election here's among the things I fear will occur: (1) Mandating Church Attendance: Now for Me Having NO Religious Affiliation; this is something I CANNOT TOLERATE! I always thought the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution stated very Unquestionably stated "Congress Shall Make NO Law With Respect To Establishing a National Religion." What the fuck would the DICTATOR do? Hire a Gang of "Church Cops" to Round Up People and Drag them all to Church or Face Jail Time? I once had a Nightmare that such a Scenario became a Reality. I hear a Knock at My Door with a Voice Saying "Church Police, Time to go to Church." To that I Politely Respond "Fuck you! I ain't Going to Church!" The Voice then Responds " You either go to Church, or you go to Jail!" Before we could see what Unfolded, I woke up! Now as we all know; I Never Really thought about Running for any Political Office; so Me being President is a Pipe Dream; but here's what would happen if I WERE "President:" (1) CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS: Now this is a No Brainer; I mean what could I have Possibly "Learned" from 12+ Years of Mr. Government Mandated INDOCTRINATION? That I COULD NOT have "Learned" from My Family and Friends? Think about this; If ALL Schools are CLOSED, Permanently; there would be NO SUCH THING as School Shootings, No BULLYING, None of that Pure Bullshit that goes with Mr. Government Mandated BRAINWASHING! In fact I would Mandate the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show as "Educational Programing." Think about this; yous would "Learn" More in 5 Hours a Day, 30 Hours a Week of Free Beer & Hot Wings than yous would in 12+ Years of Boring Lectures! (2) Strengthen The Wall Separating Church & State: This is also another No Brainer; Come On; I mean if yous WANT TO Go to Church, every Sunday; then By All Means do so! However for those who want NOTHING to do with Religion; Leave us all the fuck alone! I will say this: It's TRUE; there is "Freedom of Religion" in this Country; yet your "Freedom of Religion" ENDS at My Desire Not to Hear about it! Think about this: The State of Louisiana is MANDATING the 10 Commandments in EVERY "Public School" Classroom? Where the fuck do we Live? The Middle East? If yous WANT TO Practice your Religion; go to your Church, Mosque, Synagogue, Yous Name it! However Religion DOES NOT Belong in the Public Eye and Courts and or Government Agencies have NO BUSINESS IMPOSING their Religious beliefs on the General Public! May I add where do these "Christian Nationalists" Get off on telling Gays, Lesbians and so on that they "Have NO Right to Live as they CHOOSE?" That's Right! I said it Gays CHOOSE to be "Gay!" Yet; they do not Deserve to get their asses beat; because they CHOOSE to be with someone of the Same Sex! Who GIves a Rat's ass? They say "Gays are 'Groomers, Grooming Children' into Homosexuality! What bullshit that is! I have several Friends who CHOOSE to be "Gay," and I Have NO Problem with them! Why should I? (3) Mandate Abortion: Now this would apply in Cases of Teenage Pregnancies; especially because Teenagers ARE NOT Mature enough to handle the Responsibility of being Parents! Not to mention Pregnancies by Welfare Cheats to Fatten their Welfare Checques; how many of yous have gone to your Local FIA Offices to see some skank with 5 Kids with 4 Different Baby Daddies? Along that front Abolish Title IV-D of the Social Security Act; this would Defund Corrupt Family Court Agencies as well as FIA Offices throughout the Country! After all, NO Woman should be FORCED to Give Birth against her Will! This is Supposed to be a DEMOCRACY! Where does the Law Say that ANY Woman has NO AUTONOMY over her Own Body? I mean if yous are about Taking away a Woman's RIGHT to CHOOSE and TERMINATE a Pregnancy; why Not Mandate Castration of Men? Do yous see where I am going with this? (4) Stop Supporting Israel; a Nation of GASP! TERRORISTS! Benjamin Netanyahu is a WAR CRIMINAL who BELONGS in the Electric Chair! (5) Abolish Income Taxes for those whose Incomes (Individual Mind you) are Less than $100,000.00 a Year; come on; why should those who bust their asses and Can't Earn $100,000.00 or More a Year have to Pay Taxes? This would make Income Tax CHEATS Like Donald Trump and My Former Sister-In-Law, Kelly PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE! (6) Close The Military Industrial Complex; this has been a Question that I wish I have had an answer for why the fuck are We BLOWING Trillions of Dollars on Preparations for WAR? Is this Country so afraid that Troops from Ghanarrhea (for example) is gonna Invade us and Kick Our ass? I don't Understand that Logic at all! I have always been under the Belief that Military Service should always be VOLUNTARY! Which Means I would ABOLISH the Selective Service Act; which MANDATES that Men Sign Up to be Contacted by Military Recruiters and be DRAFTED into Wars within 30 Days of their 18th Birthday! (5) Lower the Alcohol Consumption Age to 18; Let's face it; if a Person can Be Drafted into Wars and Vote at 18; wouldn't it Only Make Sense that Once a Person Reached his/her 18th Birthday be allowed to have a Beer? I mean Let's be Honest; Irresponsible Drinking Knows NO "AGE LIMIT!" I mean Paul Brown, Jr. is 64; and he CAN'T COPE WITH LIFE'S PROBLEMS WITHOUT LIQUOR! Need I say more? (6) Disqualify ANY Member of Congress, and Or ANY Judge, Including those on the Supreme Court who Commit Crimes while In Office. Now have yous seemed to Notice that Most Congress People, Judges and or Public Officials act as if they are Above the LAWS they Make and or sworn to Uphold? (7) Make Health Care a RIGHT: Now who ain't in favour of this? Why should People who WANT TO and or NEED TO See a Doctor; have to face Possible Bankruptcy; because they happen to suffer a Medical Emergency? This would even include Mental Health Emergencies as well! (8) Decriminalize Prostitution; Now this is something I have NEVER Been able to Understand; why is it ILLEGAL to Sell Something that's Perfectly LEGAL to Give Away? I mean think about this: Say you got a Guy who desperately Needs to Score; Pair him with a Chick who Desperately Needs $40.00; most of yous would think "Perfect Couple, eh?" Now certain Parameters need to be Met as far as this is Concerned; for Example, the Participants in such Transactions Need to be Consenting Adults; No Force, No Coercion, No Violence, and it Probably wouldn't Hurt if Sex Workers are Tested for STDs as they are in Most European and Quite Possibly Asian and or African Countries; I mean what sense does it Make to Jail someone who sells something that is a Basic Human Instinct? As yous can see if a Presidency Under Me were to come about, Then The United States would be a Lot Like God's Country; which as we all KNOW is Canada. Now for those of yous who say "Go Back to Canada." I say this; I WAS BORN in this Country! On 30, November, 1969, I was Born in Pork Huron, Michigan! I want back the "America" I GREW UP in! Not this Authoritarian Shithole Under Donald Trump! I Only Learned that I'm a Canadian Citizen 13 Years ago; because 1 of My Parents was Born in Canada; now have I solved this Mystery? I hope I have. As I said Should a Presidency Under Me have ever become a Reality; this Country would be a Utopia of PEACE, FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY! Until Next Time; this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Change is Possible, yous just have to Want it!