Open Letter To Michigan's Resident Rocker's Not So Immediate Family

Here it is another Rare Occasion where Michigan's Resident Rocker can sit down in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Canadian Flag and write out another Manifesto of whatever the fuck is On My Twisted Mind! And believe me there is Plenty on My Twisted Mind to say the very Least! Now; I ain't gonna waste a Lot of fucking time on some kind of a fucking Side Topic; because I am completely Pissed Off and somebody is asking for War! Well Guess what, you fucking ALCOHOLIC Son of a Bitch! Because this shit is Now fucking PERSONAL! For those of yous who may not know who the Target of this Manifesto is; well, believe me he is somebody ALL of yous know and he's somebody I Know ALL TOO WELL! That's Correct; I am referring to My Mother's ALCOHOLIC Husband! Just when yous think that after Damn Near 4 fucking Years of Relative Peace & Quiet; Once again the fucking shit starts! Now the Tragic Part of all of this is simply put; This fucking DRUNK is in DESPERATE NEED of a fucking Intervention! Just exactly what My Mother still sees in this fucking DRUNK; I don't have a fucking Clue! Perhaps My Mother feels as if she's too damn Old to start over with somebody New; or she is so Desperate to Cling onto that Security of Married Life that she ain't gonna get rid of him no matter how Poorly he treats her! Yet yous will have to ask MY Mother those Questions because I don't any fucking Idea! Now how fucked up is this shit? Riddle Me this: Who the fuck Marries an Ex-Wife of a Family Member? Can somebody Please explain the fucking Logic behind that? I mean you talk about a Topic that would be Ideal for the Jerry Springer Show; this would be it! I mean My Mother's Husband Married the Ex Wife of My Biological Father; his Biological Uncle! Now by NO Means am I defending My Biological Father; yet he's another Topic for a different Posting. Personally I think he's had a Vendetta against My Biological Father ever since before My Mother Filed for Divorce from Roger (that's My Biological Father) . At Least I can say I NEVER MARRIED a Relative of Mine regardless of whether said Relationship was established Biologically or through Marriage! Sure I have Relatives who are beautiful Women; but that doesn't mean I want to fuck them! I admit there are a Lot of Lines I will Cross when it comes to Sex; but that is Not One of them! Now My Mother has been Married to this Jackass for Over 32 fucking Years; yet Paul (MY Mother's Husband) is so fucking Paranoid about Roger (My Biological Father) that he keeps Playing the fucking "Roger" Card; especially against Me! Why? I don't Resort to Quoting the fucking Bible or speaking in Oddball Languages to Call his COWARD ass out! In fact; I was willing to offer this fucking DRUNK a means of settling this shit; but Not Only did he BURN that fucking Bridge; he completely NAPALMED IT! For in essence the First Part of My Life I Looked Up to My So-Called "Dad". Notice I put that Word in Quotation Marks? However after the fucking BONER he Pulled by Calling Me a fucking "DOPE TRAFFICKER" well he fucking FORFEIT his "Right" to be referred to as that! Now in My Book that Term HAS TO BE EARNED! However; this fucking DRUNK seemed to think that after he Married My Mother; that he got to Take Over that Role in My Brother's Life as well as Mine. Now of course; Roger wasn't doing a very Good Job as far as being a "Dad" was Concerned; I Guess in his mind FORCING Your Child(ren) to adopt YOUR Beliefs as theirs as well as Dragging his Child(ren) off to Church against their Will was his Idea of what a "Good Father" does! Now Let's Look at the fucking Reality of My Life (I cannot speak for My Brother) therefore I will not do that shit! The REALITY IS I have Not Spoken to Roger in the Last 31 fucking Years of My Life! The LAST TIME I spoke to Roger was when I was 19 Years Old; I am Now 50. If I WANTED to speak to Roger; I WOULD HAVE DONE SO! Yet that ranks VERY LOW On My List of Priorities! How does that Grab you, Paul; you fucking DRUNK ass Punk Bitch? You Claim that you were "There" for ALL of the fucking Bad Times In My Life, eh? What about that Time I was Put in Jail for "Hitting the Mother of MY Kids when I NEVER FUCKING DID ANY SUCH FUCKING THING!" Perhaps YOU were attempting to fuck her, eh? I mean after all you Fucked Your Own Grandson's Mother! Try and DENY IT! Because Personally I don't Give a Flying fuck! Yet wouldn't it be so fucking funny if she Named YOU as the "Father" of her Now 12 Year Old Daughter, Brianna? How in the fuck would you be able to explain that shit away to My Mother? Fortunately for YOU; I Personally don't give a fucking Rat's Hairy ass about whether you fucked My Nephew's Mother or anybody else for that Matter! Tell me something; How Many Holidays (such as Thanksgiving, Christmas) did you Miss Out On because you were fucking DRUNK & BELLIGERENT? How fucking embarrassing! It's such a fucking Crying Shame that you can't fucking Cope with Life's Problems without fucking Liquor! Let's talk about that fucking Truck Accident you got into that ended your fucking Career; Now since I wasn't there and I haven't Obtained a fucking Copy of the Accident Report; I cannot Pass Judgment on how it Happened; however apparently YOU were FOUND to be AT FAULT for that fucking Accident! Huh? I Wonder How and Why? Was it because you were fucking DRINKING Prior to that fucking Crash? Then On top of that weren't you fucking FIRED Over that Crash? Then when you Filed your Appeal of that Decision didn't 2 of the 3 Arbitrators Vote to UPHOLD you being FIRED? I wonder why that is? Sounds to me Like they had GOOD CAUSE to UPHOLD That Decision! Every fucking Time I got Fired from a Job it didn't Matter WHO was in the Right; YOU ALWAYS Sided with the EMPLOYER! So now you're getting a Dose of your Own Medicine! Doesn't taste so fucking Good, eh? Every fucking Time someone said something bad about Me regardless of whether it's True or Not YOU ALWAYS Presumed Me as "GUILTY" Regardless of who was Right or Wrong! Even when I Engaged in EL ZIPPO Wrongdoing! Doesn't Matter did it? Now Let's Fast Forward to the Day you Damn Near Got your fucking ass Kicked because you had to act Like "Mr. Tough Guy" and come to MY HOME and Start a Fight; what Happened? After I swung On you and Fortunately, for you, I Missed; what did you do? You Jumped in your fucking Truck and RAN Like a fucking Scolded Dog! Then, being the fucking COWARD that you are; attempted to Lure Me out to My Mother's House so you can Pull your God Damn GUN On Me! Is that because you KNOW FULLY FUCKING A WELL that I can Literally Break your ass in Half? But then you fucking went and did the fucking ULTIMATE by Calling Me a fucking DOPE TRAFFICKER! Well; Paul guess what? You Can Count on Being SUED for fucking SLANDER ! Because YOU FUCKING KNOW FUCKING A WELL I HAVE NEVER ONCE HAD A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH DRUGS IN MY LIFE! Now allow Me to Give you the fucking Definition of SLANDER: Slander (Noun) The Willful Spreading of a Statement that is NOT TRUE solely for the Purpose of Causing Harm to the Reputation of a Person or a Business. Now what's your fucking Answer to that? But then you fucking DOUBLE DOWN on that LIE by Calling Me a fucking DOPE DEALER! O.K. Let's go back to that Night in June of 2016; Now of course you as usual weren't there! Let Me ask you this, asshole; If I am a fucking "DOPE DEALER" why the fuck wasn't I Arrested and Lodged in the fucking Macomb County Lockup? Why have I NEVER Seen the Inside of a fucking Courtroom in Connection with that Charge? In fact why did the Eastpointe Police Department CLEAR ME of ANY and ALL Wrongdoing? By the way; when I saw Brittany being Cuffed; what did I do? I FUCKING GOT RID OF THAT CUNT; BECAUSE I WILL NOT AND I REITERATE WILL NOT DATE A FUCKING JUNKIE! I have Lived My Entire Life CLEAN & SOBER! In FACT; I will send you every fucking Document that Says MICHIGAN'S RESIDENT ROCKER HAS BEEN CLEARED OF ALL WRONGDOING! All Right, Mr. "Perfect" Let Me ask you this fucking shit; now I don't expect you to answer anything TRUTHFULLY; anyway; If I am a "DOPE DEALER" why am I not Carrying a fucking GUN?  What am I "Selling"? Where is "My Turf"? Who are My "Suppliers"? Who are My "Customers"? Where are all of the fucking ARRESTS Under My Name? Where are all of the fucking CONVICTIONS? Where are all of the fucking FINES? Where are all of the COURT COSTS? Where are all of the fucking COURT DATES I am to "Appear" for? Why am I able to Rent a Nice Apartment in Genesee County if I'm a "DOPE DEALER"? Just as I suspected! Once again you have been CAUGHT IN Yet another series of LIES; Only Problem is Unlike My Mother who is Gullible enough to Believe your LIES about Not Putting your dick inside of Your Grandson's Mother's Pussy or any Other Lot Lizard you may have encountered, I Personally don't give a flying fuck about whether or not you did or didn't do ANY of those things! I ain't the Least Bit ashamed of the Damn Near 50 Different Women I have fucked! Because who I am Putting My dick inside of is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Speaking of your "Grandchildren" where the fuck were YOU when Your "Granddaughter, Maggie, and your Grandson, Jonathan's Mother was in the Hospital Dying of a Fatal Stroke that she suffered and Ultimately Passed Away from? Where the fuck were You, Paul? I'm Waiting! Were you at the VFW Getting DRUNK? Or were you Sitting at My Mother's House Getting DRUNK and Feeling Sorry for Yourself; because YOU Can No Longer Drive a Truck? Or were you at another Port Huron Bar getting shitfaced? Grant it; I May Not have been the best Father to My Kids; but at Least they KNOW when they NEED ME they Can get a Hold of Me! But what's YOUR EXCUSE? Must be really fucking Nice to have Obtained a fucking 6 Figure Settlement from a fucking Accident that you were found to be AT FAULT for! Well Let me Inform you of something; I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY nor do I NEED YOUR APPROVAL! So go fuck yourself! Furthermore; what's with this Obsession you have with Roger? Are you that fucking Insecure? Are you that afraid that My Mother will go back to Roger? After being Out of her Life for the Last 40 fucking Years? Get the fuck Over it! I have NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU! Allow Me to ask you this; why are you Harassing My Ex-Wife? Do you think she's going to Spread her fucking Legs for YOUR COWARD ass? News Flash! I STILL fuck her every time I Come to Port Huron! So how do you Like that shit? Personally I don't give a fuck whether you do or not! I realize this will stick in your Craw because that's yet another Piece of Pussy you will NEVER Get! So I Guess you can either have a Nice Rest of your Life or you can be a Miserable fucking DRUNK; have it your way; because as far as I am fucking Concerned WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until you can GROW UP, GET HELP, QUIT DRINKING ALCOHOL! I Offered you a Chance to settle this PEACEFULLY Like GENTLEMEN by bringing Your COWARD ass Out to Genesee County! But I Guess that Offer is now Off the fucking Table; because YOU Can't seem to act Like a Humans Being! All I know is My Life is a Lot More PEACEFUL without all of the fucking DRAMA that YOU Can't seem to Live without! With that being said, Aunt Brenda, Aunt Karen, Aunt Kim, Aunt Leslie, Cousin Branden, Cousin Brittney, Cousin Ashton, Cousin Addison; I hate to say this, but Paul is in Desperate Need of an Intervention! Because he has Pissed away his Relationship with his 2 "Sons"! More than Likely he also has Destroyed his Relationship with his 25 Year Old Granddaughter, Maggie and his 23 Year Old Grandson, Jonathan; because apparently the fucking Bottle Means More to Paul than his Family! Now I guess the Question is Are you Willing to Do the Hard thing and DEMAND that he Seek Treatment for his Alcoholism; because I KNOW MY Mother WILL NOT Stand Up to him, Like I did! Until Next Time this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Life is Too Short to deal with Toxic Influences!