Michigan's Resident Rocker vs. Gross Family; This Is Personal!

What the hell is this? For the 2nd Week in a Row; Michigan's Resident Rocker is seated in the Cockpit Under the beautiful Flag of God's Country which as all of you fucking Half Wits know is Canada; and Oh fuck Yeah! I have a Great Deal on My Twisted, Tormented Mind; so Let's Not Delay this entry with any Unnecessary bullshit; Let's get doen to fucking Business! As I have mentioned in My Last Manifesto; I am about to tie the Proverbial fucking Knot for a 3rd Time on 27 April, 2024; now why was this Date Selected? Well; if yous Really MUST Know; it's the Day after what would have been My Late Brother's 52nd Birthday (as I have mentioned he Passed away when he was only 49). And Let's be Honest; My Brother may not have Liked a Number of the Women I was Involved with (In fact I ended up fucking a SKANK that he fucked about a Year and a Half before I had My Turn with her). Nonetheless; My Fiance, Jennifer; is one I know he would have Liked; Unlike Crystal (From Lansing) Jessica (From New Lothrop) and Let's Not forget Brittany (From Macomb County). What the fuck was I ever thinking when I got with those fucking SKANK WHORES? Yous want to know something funny? I got a Piece of Pussy from Jen, not even a Month into My Relationship with her; now how Much Pussy did I get from any of her Predecessors? Fuck! I was Lucky if I got to see their tits! Never did I even get a Sniff of their Holes-O-Skank! But come to think of it; Maybe that wasn't such a bad thing; because I mean Jen can suck dick better than even a fucking Dort Highway Hooker can! But thjen again; IF any woman is Offering me and here's the Key Word, Consensual Sex; I sure to fuck ain't going to turn it down! I mean why the fuck should I? Because I'm Engaged to be Married? Fuck No! Hell; the Last Time I WAS Married; My then Wife wasn't My ONLY Source of Pussy! Trust Me when I say that shit! Now some of yous will think I'm Completely Piggish about this, to that I say Since when do I Give a flying fuck about what yous think? Now how many of yous have Read every Manifesto I have Written Word for Word? Just as I suspected! Now as we all Know a Majority of My "Family" Probably ain't going to be at the Joining Of Jen and I in Unholy Wedlock. Why is this? Well; it's No fucking Secret that I have been at War with My Mother and her fucking ALCOHOLIC Husband! Now how does My Mother Play into this fucking shit? Well; when I had a falling out with Paul; the fucking DRUNK! Well; I Guess He gave My Mother a fucking Ultimatum; either choose her fucking DRUNK Husband and the fucking "Security of Married Life" that ALL Married Women are Desperate for; or her Own 2 Sons (as I have mentioned 1 is Now Deceased) and as yous all know her Surviving Son is Airing a Manifesto addressing Most every fucking Grievance I have with My Parents! Now where does My Father Come into fucking Play? I'll get to that Later in this Manifesto. But I ain't fucking Finished with the Occupants of the fucking House I Grew Up in! Even though I haven't spoken to them in Now Over 7 fucking Years; I STILL ain't NEVER Going to forgive My Mother for how she acted Like she couldn't Give a Flying Fuck; when she heard the News of the Passing of her Youngest Son! Now if anything were to happen to My 28 Year Old Daughter, Marjorie or My 26 Year Old Son, Jonathan; I would Probably want to take a fucking shotgun and blow My fucking Brains Out! I know this is something Jen doesn't want to hear; but My Kids have been a Part of My Life Long before ANY Of the Other Women Including their Late Mother have been! Now fortunately Jen Gets along with My Kids (Especially Maggie) so I don't HAVE TO CHOOSE! Now allow me to ask yous somthing; what the fuck kind of a "Man" FORCES his Old Lady to CHOOSE between him and her Child(ren)? I can tell yous I KNOW only 1, Personally, and I fucking DESPISE that Motherfucker even more than I Hate Donald Trump is HATED here in Donald Trump's "America!" Now for those of yous who have been born under a fucking Rock; this ain't the first Major falling out I have had with this fucking DRUNK; but I can fucking Promise yous it WILL BE THE LAST! Yous Hear what the fuck I am saying? And to Members of My Family who seem to think I should "Reconcile" with this fucking DRUNK, I say take your Request and shove it up your fucking ass! Because I ain't NEVER AGAIN Speaking to someone who fucking SLANDERS My fucking Good Name! But what's all the More Unforgivable is How he accused My Now Late Brother of "faking" the very fucking Condition that Ultimately Led to My Brother's Demise! The DRUNK had the fucking GALL to say "Oh, he's faking this so he can Garner Sympathy, and Avoid Working!" Alright, asshole, How's about I go around Pork Huron and Accuse you of FAKING the fucking Injury to your fucking Leg that you had to have Surgically Rebuilt? Doesn't feel so fucking Good to get a Dose of your OWN FUCKING MEDICINE, eh? Like I Honestly Give a fuck what you think! But wait there's more; Now as I have mentioned when My Most Recent Marriage was Drawing to a Close (and trust Me if I wanted to fuck My Ex Wife, I still Could!) this fucking DRUNK had the fucking Nerve to Come to where I was Living (at the Time) and started a Physical Altercation with me and he nearly got his fucking Head Knocked off! After I swung on his ass and Missed (On Purpose, Mind yous) he got his COWARD ass into his fucking Pickup Truck and he fucking BOLTED! Then he kept attempting to Lure Me Out to My Mother's House so he could Pull his God damn GUN on Me! Now why do yous suppose he wanted to do this shit? Because he's fucking SCARED TO DEATH of Me! Now ain't Nobody got any fucking Reason to fear Me at all; Unless you try to start shit with Me, My Fiance and or My Kids! Now the fucking Part that fucking Sucks is this Motherfucker is the ONLY "Man" that My Kids Know as "Grandpa." Considering that Their Maternal Grandfather Passed away when Maggie was only 4 Years Old and Jonathan was only 2. Now I don't think My Kids ever met My Father, and in all Honesty, I ain't in No Hurry to Reunite with him, either! Now as I have mentioned in Previous Manifestos; I have Plenty of Unresolved Grievances against him as well! Funny thing is; I attended Church from the Age of 9 Until I was 14; and of course My Father attempted to Pound his Brand of "Christianity" into My fucking head throughout that time and among the things I was told 1 of the "10 Commandments" is "Honour Thy Father & Thy Mother." Alright; sounds Good on the fucking Surface of it; but My Question is why the fuck should I? I mean ain't Respect something that is to be fucking EARNED? Think about it! Do yous think Jen would be with me if I didn't EARN her Respect and her Trust to begin with? Maybe, but I Highly doubt it! Now onto Jen's side of this Equation; and I'm certain yous were Curious as to when I was going to Start Railing against her Now I think FORMER family is appropriate here. Now where do I begin with these Jerry Springer Show Rejects? Now yous talk about 5 of white Trailer Park TRASH; oh here comes the fucking fun! Well, Let's start with the One that was Most Likely to appear on the fucking Jerry Springer Show (Rest In Peace, Mr. Ringmaster) Tiffany, whom I Nickname Buzzcut! Oh fuck talk about a waste of a fucking Human Life! Now here's a 32 year old Pile of Whale shit; who is best served if she fucking Committed Suicide! Now do I have anything Personal against Buzzcut? Not exactly; But Jen on the other hand has Plenty of fucking Grievances against the Walrus Looking Piece of shit! Fuck can yous Imagine what 400+ Pounds of Chewed Bubble Gum Looks Like? Well get a Look at Buzzcut if yous want a Visual (Ugh!) Now as I said would I fuck this Elephant Seal? Of course I never did say I have a Moral Compass; I would On the Principle of it Although I would Need to Mill Up an entire Grain Silo to find where to Place My dick Inside of this Pregnant Yak! No thanks! I mean she even Resembles Bradley Buzzcut of Beavis & Butt-Head Fame! Now that this fucking Walrus is expecting (Gak!) well that's Just what this fucking World Needs; another LAZY, MOOCHING, AMERICAN FREELOADER on the fucking Republican Run PONZI SCHEME Known as Social Security! In fact I now have another Threatening Communication from Buzzcut here it is, get Ready to fucking Laugh! Here it is:  Hey if you or douche canoe keep threatening to harm us I will find a way to get him deported and I hope he ends up like Scott so you can be as miserable as you have made the rest of the family. I don't even Live on the east coast anymore so him talking crap and hoping we all die is ridiculous. Plus I am 26 weeks pregnant so you allowing him to talk crap and saying i need to get an Abortion and all the other stuff he has been saying.. shame on you. I did NOTHING but be kind to him and I have been so kind to you since your Rapist of a husband died. So you doing this isn't right. Now leave me alone and leave my kids alone. Next time he threatens one of us I will find a way to get him punished in a Court of Law! Is this ever fucking Comic GOLD! Have you Noticed how this fucking FERAL HOG Keeps "Playing the fucking Victim?" Alright Buzzcut; you FUCKING FAT, LAZY FUCKING HIPPO; I will say this shit to where even YOUR FAT ASS can Comprehend this: First of all GO GET A FUCKING ABORTION; you fucking Disgusting FERAL HOG! Second you think yous can get me Deported? Deported where? I was BORN here in Michigan; Port Huron to be exact! I mean you can't even take Care of the Other 2 Kids YOU ALREADY HAVE RUINED! Now you're going to Propagate the fucking Species again? Second; if ANYBODY is going to have her fat ass Dragged into Jail it's YOU! After all it was YOU who has a fucking Order of Protection against, not Me! And you have VIOLATED it at Least 4 fucking Times that I fucking Counted! Now ain't it Kind of Funny that your Oldest Kid Looks Up to ME more than he does his Own fucking Parents? How fucking PATHETIC! After getting a fucking ABORTION Get STERILIZED! Because this fucking World already has a fucking FERAL HOG Problem! Second: How fucking Pathetic do you have to be to Pick On a Dead Man? You call him a "Rapist?" If he saw your FAT, LAZY ass Naked his dick would Countersink into his ass! By the way; you fucking FERAL HOG; why is it that when Scott took a fucking Polygraph Test when you Made your FALSE CLAIM of "Sexual Assault," that he PASSED with flying colours? Yet YOU Chickened Out when it came time to Hook YOUR LAZY ass to a Lie Detector? By the way; who is going to be Facing CRIMINAL CHARGES Not Only for Violating a Personal Protection Order? But also for THEFT! That's Right, because You STOLE Jen's fucking Laptop Computer, Her XBox Gaming System, as well as Several Hundreds of Dollars Out of her Bank Account by Unauthorized Use of her Debit Card; as well as Cruelty To Animals by MURDERING HER CAT, Mittens! Why it's YOU! May I add Solicitation of Assley to PHYSICALLY ASSAULT Jen? Why did you do that, Buzzcut? Because you're AFRAID that Jen would Crumple your ass up and throw you away Like the fucking Piece of Trailer Trash that you TRULY are? In fact if there's any such thing as JUSTICE; the Judge will sentence your FAT, LAZY ass to GET A FUCKING JOB!!!! I haven't Threatened a Damn Soul, Not Yet! All because you're fucking JEALOUS that Jen is about to Marry a REAL MAN; Unlike your Pathetic Excuse for a Sperm Donor that you Call a "Husband!" What's he going to do? Attempt to Assault My fiance? If he even DARES to Harm 1 Hair on Jen's Head, I WILL FUCK HIS ASS UP! Or will he Cower into a Corner and Cry Like a bitch? Now onto Assley, now here's a fucking Psycho Bitch who Needs to Be Locked Up because she's in essence a Menace to Society! Now I ain't got Much to say about this bitch; except that she CLEARLY is an UNFIT Mother; and she's someone who has to settle scores by hiding behind GUNS! Let me tell you this, Assley, you better Make Certain that your first shot Puts Me Down and Puts Me Down for GOOD; because if I Get Up from it; Your ass is GRASS! and My Name is Briggs & Stratton! Alright Moving Right along; Jen's "Mother" well, I Guess her and My Mother both have something In Common; and I can't say it's very fucking Good! I Guess that's about all I will say about Sherrie; about the ONLY Good thing I see in Sherrie is that she Gave Birth to My Future Wife. Which Leads me to the fucking Patriarch of this Family from Hell, Tim; You fucking PEDOPHILE! I Heard ALL of the fucking Stories about how you MOLESTED Jen when she was Growing Up! As the Father of a Child who was Molested; you are the fucking LOWEST form of Human Life that I have had the fucking Displeasure of Meeting! Allow me to say this Much; You better hope the fucking Genesee County Sheriff's Department Puts your ass IN the fucking Genesee County Lockup; because if I Catch Up to you before the fucking Law does I WILL BURY YOUR ASS UNDER THE FUCKING JAIL! And Just to think You can Call Jen a "Black Sheep" ALL yous want because Guess what? When we DO Join Together as Husband ans Wife; your asses ain't going to be welcome! In fact I ain't afraid to admit that I am the fucking "Black Sheep" of My Family; because I KNOW My Late Brother will be Smiling Down on Both of Us; as He Welcomes His Sister-In-Law into Our Family; as will My Kids! Because the People we Refer to as "Family" have been More of a FAMILY to Jen then the entire Gross Family Could ever DREAM of being! So to ALL Of yous I say fucking Commit Suicide; because Genesee County will be a Lot Better off WITHOUT the Gross Family! You want Mass Retaliation; yous fucking GOT IT! Until Next Time, this is Michigan's Resident Rocker saying Family is everything, Unless they're fucking Toxic!